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Is Guo Degang from Beijing?
Guo Degang
Personal resume
Guo Degang profile
Name: Guo Degang Place of birth: Tianjin
Gender: Born male Place: Tianjin
Height: 171 Weight: 83KG
English name: Guoguo Location: Beijing
Blood type: O Constellation: Aries
Zodiac sign: Ox Education: Bachelor's degree
Birthday: January 18, 1973 Occupation: Grassroots artist
Guo Degang (Guo Degang) was born in Tianjin in 1973 and has loved folk art since he was a child.
Joined the art world at the age of 8. He first learned storytelling from the elder Gao Qinghai, and later learned crosstalk from the famous crosstalk master Chang Baofeng. He was taught and taught by many famous crosstalk masters. During this period, he devoted himself to learning Peking Opera, Ping Opera, Hebei Bangzi and other operas, and moved around in Liyuan, where he learned Wen Chou and Tong Chui, which played a very important role in enriching his cross talk performances. By drawing on a variety of art forms, he formed his own style.
Big Notes
●Learned storytelling since childhood, and once gave speeches on "Generals of the Yang Family", "Zhang Guangtai" and "Sui and Tang Dynasties"
●Taken to Chang Baofeng at the age of 9 He studied cross talk under the guidance of seniors Bai Quanfu and Gao Yingpei. Later, he became a disciple of Jin Wensheng and studied Nanlu Kuaishu and Wangpai Kuaishu. In 2004, he became a disciple of the famous cross talk artist Hou Yaowen.
●In 1988, he learned to sing Bangzi from Mr. Xiao Dazi, a veteran Hebei Bangzi artist. He has performed in "Yuanmen Zhanzi", "Snow in June" and " "Old and Young", "Butterfly Cup" and other dramas
●In 1989, he learned to sing Ping Opera from veteran artist Mr. Liu Bingwen. Gong Wen Chou, Laosheng, Hua Lian, Cai Dan. He has performed in dramas such as "The Rolling Mat", "Tang Zhi County Shen Kao Ming", "Golden Branches", "Qin Xianglian"
●Collaborated with the famous cross talk master Fan Zhenyu in 1998, and Mr. Zhang Wenshun in 2000 Cooperate with Yu Qian in 2002. He has collaborated with Zhang Jiongjiong, Wang Shiyong, Yang Jinming, Li Jing, and Xu Deliang. In 2006, he held a cross talk party to celebrate the 10th anniversary of Deyun Club.
●Created the large-scale casual comedy "Emperor Zhengde's Journey to the South of the Yangtze River"
20 episodes of the youth idol drama "The Beautiful Lover"
The 100-episode series "The Story of Common Sayings"
TV movie "Once Upon a Time in the Wheat Field" and "Smiling Life"
20-episode TV series "Missing Person Files"
● 20-episode series "Jingli Lahua" 》
●Have recorded 350 episodes of storytelling "Liangshan Heroes", which was broadcast by Shandong Satellite TV
●Written and starred in the male lead "Extraordinary Files"
● Published "The Essence of Stand-up Comedy Sections"
●Published "Talk about Beijing"
●Planned and operated the "Millennium New Year Appreciation Party of Famous Paragraphs by Famous Folk Artists"
●Investment Filming the DVD series "A Grand View of Lost Repertoires of Chinese Regional Opera"
Starring in Pingju Opera: "The Judge"
●In 1998, filming the TV art film "Talk about Beijing"
● Served as the host and director of China Educational Television's "Food Story"
●Served as the host of Anhui Satellite TV's "Super Winner"
●Written 20 episodes of the sitcom "The Big Winner" for Beijing Yifeihong Film and Television Company "Extraordinary Times"
●The 20-episode TV series "Chinese Artists" was created and filmed by Guangdong Lingnan Film Center
●In 2003, the Beijing Crosstalk Sketch Invitational Competition won the award for the crosstalk "Hello Beijing" Special Award from the Organizing Committee
●In 2004, he recorded 100 episodes of stand-up comedy "Liu Luo Guo"
●In 2005, he served as the host of Anhui Satellite TV's "Operation Drama"
● On March 15, 2007, CCTV's 3.15 Party revealed that Guo Degang was suspected of exaggerating when he advertised for "Secret Oil Drainage".
●Since 1996, we first proposed the return of cross talk to theaters. In the same year, we started work to organize actors to rescue repertoire. By 2005, the Beijing Cross Talk Conference had become a well-known and powerful performance group
The show has more than 600 segments...
1 "Uncle, how to get to the United States?" "Who knows...ask the village chief!"
2 Please speak louder No electricity consumption!
3 Don’t leave until the show is over, go have a meal - whoever goes will pay.
4 I am a rich man. Backstage today, I drove here and they all came on foot. The old gentlemen from Tianjin started leaving on Tuesday. But my car has been having some problems lately, and it's a bit slow in speed. At first, I thought the carburetor was dirty. After checking, I found out that the pedals had fallen off...
5 There are more than a thousand traditional cross talk pieces left by the old man. Duan, through the continuous efforts of us actors over the years, it has basically been lost to now.
6 Listening to more cross talk shows that you are patriotic. There is a child in our neighborhood who can speak seven or eight foreign languages, including English, Japanese, Korean, South Slavic, North Slavic, West Slavic... Anyway, it is no problem to sit with the Eight-Power Allied Forces and yell at each other! Tell him to go listen to cross talk. "Don't go! I don't understand!" I would have beaten him to death if the law didn't matter! He speaks seven or eight foreign languages ??but cannot understand cross talk!
7 The house we live in is riddled with holes. If it rains, it will kill us: it rains moderately in the house when it rains outside, and it rains heavily in the house when it rains heavily outside. Sometimes the rain is so heavy that the whole family comes in. Went to the street to take shelter from the rain.
8 If you are willing to die, I will be willing to bury you.
10 This guy robbed the bank and drove up the North Third Ring Road. It’s half past five in the afternoon! When the police arrived, the road was blocked.
11 Your shameless look is very much like my charm back then.
12 Huh? You don't know me? I am an artist! I have been an artist for more than a week
13 Guo Degang: Brother Di, I hope that the world will be peaceful, that the people will live and work in peace and contentment, that the country will be peaceful and the people will be safe, and that there will be no war. Is that okay, eh?
God thought for a while, this is difficult, let’s tell the truth, I am not that capable, really, I won’t tell you anything else, can you do something else? Let's discuss something else.
I brought a photo of someone else with me. Brother Di, look at this. This is my senior brother. He is quite cold-looking and cannot find a partner. You can make him beautiful. Just a little bit.
God: (Thinking about it) Let’s talk about world peace (tear up the photo)
Guo Degang: Hey, why did you tear up the photo? You disagree or disagree, why did you tear it up? I still keep it to ward off evil spirits!
14 The family is rich and drives a Cadillac with 13 doors. As soon as I heard the sound, I knew it was a good machine, imported from Germany, "chu tu tu tu tu", oh, Sanbengzi.
As soon as you start driving, half of Beijing will be filled with black smoke, and the traffic police will shout directly at you: "Elder Sun, please stop your magic."
15 From now on, I will eat Lobster is no longer just cake.
16 Hand grenades are expensive. If they cost one dollar for six, I'll throw you a hundred dollar one first.
17 This young man looks like an actor when he covers his face... …
18 Okay! This plane is just like Daihatsu, and it also has a swing glass! ... Dafa and Xiali don't give me any reimbursement... There is no Dafa in Tianjin, so they all went to the United States... I flew to the United States for half a year and refueled with more than 40,000 yuan in gas. .
19 Guo: What should I do? I'm too rich. I don’t know how I spent it.
Why? ! Yu Qian, how about I support you?
Yu: Guarantee me? !
Guo: Ah... no... no matter how rich we are, we still have to choose our looks!
20 Birthday boy: Jade Emperor!~Something happened.
Jade Emperor: What’s the matter? Birthday girl?
Birthday boy: Do you have a hammer and nails? Borrow them Let me tell you. My sika deer chewed up the railing.
Jade Emperor: Birthday boy, what did I tell you? It doesn’t matter if you ride the deer, you have to feed it!~
21 Guo Degang: I got a good job as soon as I arrived, building a chimney of more than 70 meters!
Yu Qian: It’s really good!
Guo Degang: We get up early and finish the work late at night, and then they come to check and accept it, but they don’t give us any wages!
Yu Qian: The quality is not good?
Guo Degang: I started to take down the drawings, but they asked me to build a well!
22 Guo: Hey~~~! There was once an opportunity to make money in front of me, but I didn't take it seriously. The opportunity passed and I regretted it. If God gives me another chance, I hope to tell the village chief: I am willing to go. If I had to add a limit in front of that salary, I hope it would be: 400 yuan.
It was cold on 23. I sent you a coat. The post office said it was too heavy, so I unzipped the buttons and put them in my pocket.
24 There were about twenty people standing at the door of the White House, both men and women, with their bags ready—reporters! I have to be careful what I say, so as not to let them take advantage of me and embarrass the Chinese people. Going downstairs, this group of people came over: "Master, do you want to sell?" "The seller!" What do you think the White House Cultural Affairs Bureau does for food?
25 - Wenshun, what did you get?
——The eggs my mother brought.
——Give it to me.
――No... Guess how many there are.
——I guess you give me one.
――――――――――――――Five?
26 ——It’s a denture
——Throw it away quickly.
——Don’t throw it away, what a pity.
――What?
——Tie a small stick on it and use it as an itch scratcher.
27 "The story I told today is not far from now. If you have elderly people at home, you can go back and ask - it was during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period..."
28 Flight 9014, The flight from Daxizhimen to Daxinghuangcun costs 5 yuan. Please board the plane. You said how interesting this is. The flight attendant stood there and shouted, "Come on, get on, get on, there's a big seat, there's a big seat."
29 When so-and-so was born, his father fell ill. After returning home, his mother had the most difficult time. Here is the husband, here is the child, both have to be taken care of. Feed this child with milk, feed that child with medicine, feed him with milk, and give him medicine. Give me medicine, give me milk. His father is very strong, and the child took the wrong medicine.
30 Withered vines, old trees and dim crows, small bridges and flowing water. The horse is thin in the west wind on the ancient road, the sun sets in the west, and the man with a broken heart... is in the hospital... but he still doesn't go to the hospital even if his intestines are broken! ...I am the number one master in tampering with Tang poetry and Song lyrics.
31 Those who abide by the law are depressed in the morning, strong beams sing songs night after night, they ride on mules to benefit themselves at the expense of others, they are upright and fair and starve. Repairing bridges and repairing roads is blind, and there are many murders and arson. I went to the West and asked my Buddha, and the Buddha said: I can't do anything either!
32 "There is a bright moonlight in front of my bed. I suspect it is frost on the ground. I look up at the bright moon. (Pop! Knock on the wood) My name is Guo Degang. There are many people here. I am very happy. Thank you all for your support. Come. Don’t leave until later. Go and have a meal. Whoever goes to listen to the cross talk pays 16,000 for extra money.”
33 “We fall in love with the cross talk. . Why? It’s easy to say! The director arranged for someone to lead the applause.
As soon as I get on stage, 'today', wow-, 'we', wow-, 'for everyone', wow-, 'tell me a story', wow-, 'sound', wow-, (praisingly: Every word is a clap!) "It's not well said", wow - even if it's not said well, I applaud! ?
34 "I have one tooth but I have stuffed it - eat lotus root!"
35 "I am a rich man. I was the only one who drove here backstage today, and they all Those old gentlemen from Tianjin started to leave on Tuesday. However, my car has been having some problems recently and has been a bit slow at first. I thought it was a dirty carburetor. Ah, then I realized that the pedal fell off..."
36 "Then who can eat it? Everyone looks like pancakes all day long. It doesn't matter if they roll up pancakes and steamed buns and eat them with rice. That thing The porcelain is solid, and it takes time. Sometimes I come backstage and carry two pounds of cakes to cut for the performance..."
37 "Oh, you have a bad mouth."
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