Who knows the lines of this year's Spring Festival Evening crosstalk "On Teasing"? Great gods, help!

I am a comedian, and so is he. We are partners. A: The following is the traditional cross talk "On Friends Circle" performed by Jia Ling. Thank you. . What about me? Aren't you here? B: I'm here. Why didn't you report me? Hug you? Let me hug you in front of all these people. B: What? What I said was that you didn't name the actor just now. A: Oh, you are a comedian, and you need to report? How fresh! Come on, let's do it again. The following is a traditional cross talk, with Jia Ling and other performances. B: I have been waiting for more than half a day. No, how did you get here? Don't forget that I am a joke and you are a comedian. I am a comedian. A: You are the deaf ear. Marry a daughter-in-law to join in the fun. B: Let's hear what it's called. There is a saying that red flowers need green leaves: are you the only one who returns the green leaves? Dead leaves are rotten vegetables. No, if my leaves are rotten, then your flowers are popcorn. Yo, you're the champion. How dare you talk to a teaser like that? B: Ouch, there is a famous saying in our music industry, which is called "three points to tease and seven points to hold". I hope I can encourage you. What does "three points to tease and seven points to hold" mean? B: That is to say, you are a comedian, accounting for 30%, and I am a comedian, accounting for 70%. A: You are just a layer of distilled water. B: If you want to talk about it this way, we 100% agree. You have no distilled water. You have nothing. You have nothing. No, why do you look so anxious? B: Can I take my time and look down on me? I didn't joke with you just now. I'm kidding. A: You can't leave. My little red flower depends on your rotten leaves. . Next to your green leaves. B: Oh, let's just say that my big green leaves will definitely detonate your popcorn today. . No, little red flower A: Then let's continue to play B: Play A: But if we want to play again, we can't play like we did just now. Oh, how should we play? A: That depends on what the audience likes to watch. B: What does everyone like to see? A: Let me ask you first, what does your family like to see? Our family likes different things. My mother likes watching romantic dramas, and my father likes watching martial arts movies, especially what Korean dramas my wife likes to watch. It is difficult for everyone to adjust. A: Not necessarily. Today, I will adjust it on the spot in front of so many audience friends and get to know friends of all tastes. B: how can we be satisfied? A: Let's make fun of that sentence and interpret it into various versions. A: Qiong Yao's version cannot be called a joke. B: what should I call it? A: Very poetic. Let's see how it feels. Let's play again. B: Come on. A: Play again. It's raining hard. A: Wow, isn't this my brother? B: You're not a sister? A: Mm-hmm. How did you get here? Yes, I'm here to perform. B: What a coincidence! I'm here to perform, too. But I am a joke, and you are a comedian. B: Does it mean that comedians are not important? A: Brother, please, don't argue with me, okay? B: No way. A: Well, in that case, let's have a showdown. On the stage, I am a little red flower, and you are just a rotten vegetable leaf. B: What, you, how could you? You can't do that. A: What should I do? B: If I am a rotten vegetable leaf, then you are popcorn. A: That's enough! I don't want to hear you lecture me, you dead bitch: what are you talking about? You call me a bitch? Wrong, I'm not a bitch, I'm not a bitch, I'm a notoginseng. Haven't you heard the phrase "three points to tease and seven points to hug"? Why are you bothering me? Why cheat your conscience? Why can you only be a champion? B: Why, why, why do you say A: Well, I know, you always like to make fun of yourself. B: Did I say A: Stop fooling yourself? Admit it or not, your eyes have betrayed your heart, you know? But you like teasing, that's just wishful thinking. Because you don't deserve it, you only deserve to be a comedian. No, no, it's not true. You are talking nonsense. A: Calm down (knock down B). B: Wait a minute. Why did you hit someone? No, this is not Qiong Yao's version. It is even more sensational. B: You are great. Are we going to change it? Well, what do you think? B: Then change it to what my father likes to watch. What does he like to watch? Then let's have a brave version of the ridicule theory. B: Jin Yong's version of ridicule theory? What should it be called? A: It's called Legend of Heroes on the Stage. B: Yo, that sounds annoying. Let's see how it is. Come back to the stage. B: Come (blood). A: Who? B: This is not the boss of the funny gang. I'm teasing you to be a hero. Who am I supposed to be? I turned out to be the head of a funny gang, holding a smelly-footed hero. In our Wulin, you performers are just some sidelined and rotten leaves. You can only be called a Wulin hero when you are joking. But someone asked me to give you a message. A: What's this? B: Now the general trend of Wulin is teasing, and your teasing gang is just outdated popcorn. Ok, let me teach you a lesson with this popcorn today. I didn't expect you to be so rude. Today I'm going to clean the door for Wulin. Please do it. A: Then don't blame me for being rude. (Knock down B) B: Stop, stop, stop. B: You just need to change the version where I don't get beaten. Is there a: Then let's change it to the kind your daughter-in-law likes to watch, the Korean drama version of the joke B: the Korean drama version of the joke? A: Yes, B: What should it be called? A: Call me a savage. B: Don't listen to that name, I'm going to be beaten again. It's not good. You have to play a beautiful woman in a Korean drama, so I won't be beaten. A: OK, let's appreciate the teasing theory in Da Jang Geum. It's called teasing. B: I think this line A: Go back to the stage. B: Come on (Dae Jang-jin starts playing music, and the two of them dance Korean dance). B: @ # You can speak Chinese. Who can understand this? A: I'm Doudou ~ ~ B: I'm Doudou ~ ~ A: I'm Honghua ~ ~ B: I'm a green leaf ~ ~ A: You're a rotten vegetable leaf ~ ~ B: You're popcorn ~ ~ (two people stand up) B: Jiang Jun, please remember that three points are seven points. A: Your honor, you said three points. Are you talking about the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding? B: Yes, Jangjin, this is the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding. B: Yes, Jangjin, this is the legendary three-point teasing and seven-point holding. A: Really, my Lord, then why is it called three-point teasing and seven-point hijacking? B: Yes, Changjin, because it is made up of three points and seven points. A: I never wanted to hurt anyone. It's because of the escort thing again, and a partner sent me to this point, but do you think it doesn't matter if you treat Chang Jin like this? Do you really think it doesn't matter Do you really really think it doesn't matter? If you do this again, I'll break up with you. You'd better break up with me Your performance is worse than just hitting me. Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you really, really sad But what does this have to do with me? B: I beg you. I can't take it anymore. Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you really, really tired? But what does this have to do with me? B: I won't talk about this cross talk, ok? Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Do you really, really stop talking cross talk? But what does this have to do with me? B: Help! Are you going to die? Really? Is it true?/You don't say. /You don't say. Are you really really desperate? A: But what does this have to do with me? 17