Interesting topic about summer heat

1, all cooked pork belly, just bring your own salt.

I really appreciate it． I really don't know how to live without your cold violence on such a hot day.

Walking on the road, the oncoming wind is like a heat wave.

4. It's time to go to the toilet again, and it's time to sweat.

5. The weather is too hot. Can you lend me 10 yuan to buy popsicles?

I don't know when it will rain in this weather.

7. Meet strangers on the road, smile at each other and become acquaintances!

It's so hot that we will meet sooner or later.

I am going back to Africa.

10, as hot as the sun.

1 1, I dare to blush in front of you only in summer.

12. There are many swindlers on the street now. Everyone should be careful when going out in the future. Today, a person in the street kept saying that it was hot and hot. I followed him for three blocks, but he didn't die.

13, teppanyaki feeling.

14, it won't break in this heat, and its wings have melted.

15, this day, I really want to cook people.

16, today is not suitable for going out.

17, smile at each other and become acquaintances!

18, I accidentally fell down on my way to work today and was diagnosed as a third-degree burn by the hospital.

19, the car starts without ignition.

20. If I die of a fever somewhere, my brothers remember to collect the body. Thank you very much. There must be air conditioning in the coffin.

2 1, for us, the summer will eventually die of heat!

22. It's so hot that my boyfriend ran away with someone else, and I don't even want to chase him.

23. It is not naivety that defeats me, but naivety.

24. How can you live in such hot weather?

25, Taishang Laojun: This innocence makes me unbearable. I have to change the blast furnace into an ice cream machine.

26. I'm really fed up with this weather. Some people killed the moon and sold it. I am going to blow up the sun today!

27, there is a hot shout, and the seats are all hot ass!

28. Every day when I go out, Grandpa Sun asks me, do you want it rare or rare today?

29. There is no shame in showing love these days. The most shameful thing is to show off the air conditioner.

30. Be sure to bring two pieces of paper in summer, one to wipe the sweat and the other to wipe the clothes.

3 1, I finally know why the old ancestors only wore one leaf.

32, toilet shit, use a pack of paper, nine to wipe the sweat, one to wipe the shit.

33. I just washed my face and put on a layer of oil.

34, heat to expansion, heat to spontaneous combustion, heat into Bao Zheng.

Can you make your boyfriend swear to love you for life? It's too hot.

36. I am boiling.

37. How are things over there? I'm already familiar with it.

38. The tall branches stopped and the low grass flowers fell asleep. Cats and dogs are breathing behind the wall, and birds and trees are spinning at the bottom. Good at walking and sitting day by day, sleepy and annoying all night. Suspected into the old gentleman's furnace, it seems to be near the flaming mountain.

39. I am an ice cream. I am super sweet! However, I want to melt.

40. The sun is in love today. It's so excited that it will deal with a man as he deals with you.

4 1, there is no air conditioner and fan in summer, so run when it is hot.

42. It's getting hotter and hotter in summer, so you should drink soda with your relatives.

43. The construction site is so hot today that the forklift overturned.

44. Now I'm looking for someone who is interested in seeing constellations. No matter whether it's cold or hot, I always look for Aquarius to quench my thirst.

45. The weather is very hot. Use your indifference to avoid it.

46. It is said that ten days together will kill you all your life.

47. The sea is boiling.

48, drying clothes, also drying yourself.

49. It's so hot, why are you silent?

I really miss winter!

5 1, cold will eventually pass, only heat will last forever.

52. It's time to fry eggs on the top of your head again.

If I die, please burn an air conditioner for me at this time every year.

54, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

55, the world is hot: under the world, it is the land of kings; Above the king's soil, it is very hot.

Don't ask me how old I am, just how mature I am!

57. Are you sure you don't want a cup of iced milk tea on such a hot day?

When you go out, you are a beautiful fairy. When you come back, you will become a young Bao Qingtian.

59. If you don't agree to start such a hot mode in summer, no one will be there this summer.

60. I'm not fat, just a little bloated with heat.

6 1, hot in summer, hot in love.

62. If this fire continues, I'm afraid my ice cream identity will be exposed.

63. I went out shopping and saw acquaintances all over the street, but I didn't know any of them.

64. Is Hou Yi there? Can you shoot the sun?

65. Choosing a university doesn't care if it's the key, there is no air conditioning anyway!

66. Now the whole country is mourning for a guy named Hot, because it is so hot!

67. Bricks are particularly hot today.

68. It's too hot. I feel that I can cook pork belly with some cumin and Chili noodles and add some raw vegetables.

69. It's never too late to stay calm.

70. I heard that after the second child was fully released, Sun's mother gave birth to another grandson.

7 1, in this weather, sweating is not called sweating, it is called water leakage.

72, what to eat, summer pudding, mosquitoes will not bite.

73. Everyone is hot, and I am alone.

You don't know the warmth of summer, but you know the warmth of winter.

75. The weather is very hot. Wear less. I love you!

76. Today, I learned that staying in your cool place is not swearing. It is definitely the most sincere concern and the deepest love.

77. You are not artificial leather, you are genuine leather!

78. I installed air conditioning in my circle of friends. It's hot, if you have nothing to do, visit more friends.

79. If this heat continues, I will expose my identity as an ice elf!

80, the worst unscrupulous summer in history! Little buddy, are you greasy?

8 1, Grandpa Sun, hello, on behalf of all mankind, please don't make the summer vacation so hot!

82. The sun is so vicious that even the 1 yuan coins in the street are too lazy to pick them up for fear of burning their hands.

83. A man fell, causing severe burns on his face.

84. My little friend and I were fainted by the heat.

85. In this hot weather, all you can make an appointment with is a friend of life and death.

I don't want to go out, it's very hot.

87. There are many bricks today, and the frozen mineral water in the canteen next door is still a distant dream.

88. Make your boyfriend swear to love you for life. It's really hot.

89. Moon, please tell the sun that has always liked you, and don't be shy.

90, officially entering summer, I am afraid of the heat.

9 1, damn it, I spent all my makeup on it.

92. I am an air conditioner. Do you love me?

93, it's too hot, no one wants to ask me out, who is capsizing!

94. Dead vines, yellow crows, watermelons with air conditioning and WiFi, and sofas like those in Ge You. I will go there when the sun goes down.

95. Your Majesty, please put your male and female servants in limbo.

96. This room is simply an oven.

97. It is really hot in the capital today.

98. I would rather cry in an air-conditioned room than laugh under an electric fan!

99. Braised pork in bed, teppanyaki on mat, steaming after getting out of bed, barbecue when going out, boiling in the swimming pool, frying on the way back, home!

100 Please put the male and female servants in limbo, they can't stand it, it's too fucking hot!

10 1, the sun is like a fireball of the boss, the light is burning, the road surface is scorched by the scorching sun, and a pile of white smoke is stepped on.

102, Hello, Jade Emperor. Why is it so hot these days?

103, our corn field is almost popcorn field.

104, I have heatstroke and am acupuncture.

105, ice palm force, frozen over the mountain.

106, buy a mat, and sleep will become an electric blanket!

107, it was so hot that I sweated, but no one invited me to eat ice cream.