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Be prepared to speak short sentences, invincible.
2, not tired to the extreme, how can you know how to rest, how can you not fall into the bottom to find a way out, as long as you don't avoid, don't shrink back, the applause of life will eventually ring for you.
3. What a man hurts a woman is not necessarily that he falls in love with someone else, but that he lets her down when she has expectations, fails to help her when she is weak, and even envies her when she is successful.
Give every opportunity a chance, don't leave yourself the possibility of regret. Brave people carve their own destiny, and everyone is the pioneer of their own destiny.
5. Don't work hard because there is hope, but work hard to see hope. Since you are lucky to be alive, of course, you should go all out to be happy and find a reason. Whether we deny our sadness or not, our smiles will shine everywhere.
6. There is no happiness in this world that is doomed. Don't expect too much Sometimes, the person you want most is actually the person you should leave most. Nobody belongs to anyone. Only time will leave us the truest people.
7. Some people come to you and tell you what true feelings are; Someone tells you what hypocrisy is; Just like some people come to your side to give you warmth, and some people make you chilling. These are all gifts of life, whether you like them or not, you should accept them and learn to understand their meaning.
8. The most beautiful thing is not the moment of success, but the hardships in the struggle afterwards. Sunshine always appears after cloudy days, so warm and dazzling.
9. There are two things in this world that others can't take away: one is the dream hidden in your heart, and the other is the book you read in your head, so anything is possible as long as you work hard.
10, people don't have to learn to repay kindness, at least know that they can't forget their roots.
1 1, not everyone is sincere, so don't believe it so easily; Not everyone is worth paying, so don't be so stupid to pay; If you are not sad, you must cry, so don't be so stingy with your smile; You are not working alone, so don't give up easily.
12, five is very happy. How much do you have? -Parents love you. They were all lifted. Won the ranking of 1. Laugh till your stomach hurts. Someone cries for you. Buy clothes you like. Someone texted you in the middle of the night. Talk to my best friend on the phone. You were always taken care of when you were ill. Someone sent a message to bless you in the early morning of your birthday. Someone answered the phone at the station. Walk with the person you love until your leg hurts. If something good happens, people will think of you first. In fact, happiness can be very simple.
13, a person doesn't know what pain is, what is right and what is wrong until he sees his scar with his own eyes.
14, even if there are too many injustices in this world, we don't need to package ourselves with gorgeous language, because we want to be the truest ourselves.
15, there are many things in life, just like wisdom teeth; The best solution is to unplug, not endure, pick it up and put it down, which sounds open-minded, but only you can understand the pain.
Prepare breakfast and run to send sentences to friends circle.
Get breakfast ready and run to a circle of friends. I want to have a vacation, summer, sunshine, playing with water, sweating, laughing and running.
2. Running is a forbearing process: physical exhaustion along the way, inner struggle, and fatigue at the finish line can only be understood by runners.
In the universe, no matter how fast you are, everything is faster than you, and no matter how slow you are, everything is slower than you.
4. Running is a positive attitude towards life.
When I was practicing running at school, some students sneaked away before saying the beginning. It was really the first move.
6. When you are extremely depressed, take a run and look at the scenery, as if you can vent.
7. I fell in love with running. I go to the river every day after dinner. You should also exercise regularly!
8. Working alone, living alone, running alone and driving alone are all happy.
9. I am so tired these days. I woke up after sleeping for two hours this afternoon. I can't cheer up after buying a strawberry milkshake. I must keep running. Now only running can regenerate me. I love running!
10. Ankle injury, mainly rest, there seems to be something missing in the days when I don't run, and I haven't run for more than ten days. Not running every day is like fish out of water.
1 1. Keep running every day and enjoy the morning run!
12. There must be one thing you love, and you insist on running.
13. People stop running not because of aging, but because they stop running.
14. I used to have three hobbies: sports and reading love you; Now I have three habits: exercise, reading and thinking of you.
15. I'm in a bad mood and don't know when it will end. I hate the present situation. It's time to change myself. Start with running every day.
16. The heat of mocha is very * *. I don't want to waste two hours drinking this on the treadmill.
17. Sleep is more important. If you don't have the strength to run, walking for half an hour is not bad. Sweat a little, then take a bath and get ready for bed. I continue to count sheep today.
18. Running is not a contest with others, but a struggle with your own heart.
19. An action lasts 15 minutes every day, which is equivalent to running for one hour. That's great. Share it with everyone again.
20. When did you start running to vent your bad mood?
Get breakfast ready and run to a circle of friends. I just like the way he runs seriously and his attitude. I like watching him sprint and the moment he crosses the finish line.
22. The best day is to go running in the morning, come back for dinner, read a book at noon and take a lazy nap.
I like running, because I can not only exercise, but also relax and watch the scenery. From then on, I fell in love with running. I run by the river after supper every day. You should also exercise regularly!
24. Exercise is one of the things I persisted in on 17. I will vent my troubles by running, and exercise has taught me to relax. Learn to persist in doing one thing and you will find beauty.
It is not difficult for a person to keep running for a week, and it is not difficult to keep learning English for a few days. It is not difficult to form a good habit of seven or eight months, one year or longer.
26. I have been running for about two weeks. Although I can't run every day, I basically do it when I have time.
27. If you fly to the moon, even if you miss it, you can still land among the stars.
With the shot of the referee, the athletes jumped out of the starting line and rushed forward like arrows. They don't give in to each other, and the runway is dusty, just like the high tide of the sea.
29. A real warrior will insist on going out for a run on this day!
30. I'm so depressed, I want to keep running! Cheer for yourself!
3 1. On the road of life, we are all running, we are always catching up with some people, and we are always being surpassed by some people.
32. When rushing out of the starting line, several athletes were neck and neck, almost in a straight line, but they pulled away in a blink of an eye, forming an irregular curve.
33. When you are tired, just listen to some songs. When I am bored, I go downstairs for a run. When you are anxious, go and wash your face.
34. Let the fiercest loneliness accompany your running trip!
35. I don't know how many days I ran and exercised, and finally I almost collapsed in the high temperature of 35!
Where there are sweet birds singing, there are poisonous snakes hissing.
In recent days, I was accosted by strangers running on the same road. Maybe just chatting. It's quite late to run every day. In this case, I don't feel very warm in my heart.
38. It's so comfortable to run, stand upside down and jump every day. I can persist and dance.
39. No matter what happens! One person or two people! Promise yourself to be happy! ! ! The feeling of venting with running is far better than venting with crying! ! Please continue to work hard in the coming days.
40. Physical education and sports can improve people's health and optimism, and optimism is a necessary condition for longevity.
Get breakfast ready and run to a circle of friends. Today, Xiaoming won the first place in the running competition. He is in high spirits.
42. insist on running for the second week, still 3 kilometers, half running and half walking.
43. On the way to running every morning, you can meet the same people and do the same things. Maybe this is habit and persistence.
44. Irretrievable youth can only be achieved by running and striving forward.
45. Treadmill is passive running, and outdoor running is active running. In the case of bad outdoor weather, the treadmill, as a supplement to outdoor running, can keep you running.
46. Keep running. After overeating, you should be heartbroken. I really don't know how much longer I can hold on.
47. Running is a process, a process of enjoyment. All my friends stretched to run, bathed in the first ray of sunshine in the morning, greedily sucked the fragrance of grass and felt the vitality of dew. Let's run together and give life another bright color.
48. In the process of running, I strongly felt the vitality of youth.
49. Youth is an incredibly powerful force. It urges the young people's bodies to keep running forward.
50. After running, I ran another three kilometers. I'm really tired ... if I don't lose weight today, I'll lose weight! ! ! ! ! ! Keep running tomorrow. what can I do?
5 1. I have as many doubts as anyone. Standing at the starting line, we are all cowards.
52. The essence of running is that the more you run, the happier you are. Keep running and let weakness leave your body.
53. Go to bed early and get up early, work hard, have breakfast, keep running and put your expectations on yourself.
54. At this time, I usually think of doing exercise, so I set off for a run at once.
55. It's cold. Many students put on scarves and hats, but they still feel cold: some students who run bow their backs and shrink their necks, and some breathe warm hands from time to time, spitting out clouds of white gas in their mouths.
56. Running is really a good way to vent your emotions. Wearing headphones seems to be isolated from the world, and your sweat and tears have evaporated.
57. Run if you want to cry, and turn your tears into sweat and evaporate.
58. Youth is running wildly, and then falling down beautifully.
59. Run all the way and enjoy the fresh and quiet feeling all the way.
60. My legs began to move and my thoughts began to wander.
Are you ready for April Fool's Day pranks?
Are you ready for the latest prank on April Fool's Day?
On June 1 day and April 1 day, when colleagues or classmates leave, they will take screenshots of their computer desktops and set them as desktops. Then move all the files on the desktop to a folder on disk, so that the desktop looks the same as usual. Trick effect: click the mouse crazily when the other party comes back. But there was no response, and the problem continued. And then I'm gonna freak out.
2. Catch people who send flyers (including friends who like to send flyers, such as Mickey, Computer City), and the object is better to be beautiful MM ... On this day, they send you flyers, and you immediately shrink back and look at each other with contemptuous eyes; But also rubbed his hands where he touched your body, and finally left in a panic. Trick effect: The other person will be surprised that he/she is so beautiful and will be rejected by you … and he/she will definitely see something disgusting about him/her, which may increase his/her sense of inferiority.
3.4 1 day, I happily invited my friends, classmates and colleagues to dinner, ordered expensive dishes and said "not bad money". I felt full after eating, so I found an excuse to go to the bathroom and slip away. Trick effect: when the waiter asks them to pay the bill, they will pay the bill in embarrassment. In case they don't have enough money, punish them for washing dishes. It's super funny.
4. On the night before April Fool's Day, a recruitment poster was posted on the poster board of the school, stating that a company advertised extensively in order to adapt to the financial turmoil, and specially recruited a number of part-time employees in your school, with a daily salary of 250~~. Interested parties please register in a building-a dormitory! The quota is limited, please report as soon as possible. Trick effect: The next day, there will definitely be an endless stream of visitors coming to the door of a dormitory to ask about it. The result can be imagined.
5. In the classroom, look for chalk. Draw a circle on the ground with chalk, then stand in and say to the people around you, "Oh, this is my place, and no one is allowed to come in." Trick effect: no one dares to come in. The teacher didn't dare to come in ... the principal didn't dare to come in after seeing it.
6. Find a building with an elevator, stand with your face to the corner of the elevator, don't say anything, don't move, and don't get out of the elevator no matter which floor you park on. It's best to do it with long hair mm, the trick effect: everyone is afraid to come in after seeing it. Passers-by also dare not come in. Ghosts are afraid to come in after seeing it.
7. Artificial Barbie made a bunch of lovely vegetables for a lovely little boy, such as garlic, green onions, onions and carrots. You'd better sprinkle some stinky tofu juice on the bouquet. Of course, it takes a professional flower delivery girl to send it formally. I also want a tofu skin from Zhang greatly as a greeting card attached to the bouquet, on which my heartfelt greetings are written in soy sauce.
8. Grab the stupid object for a few minutes or deliberately separate it when it is not next to the computer (I don't know how to do it? )。 Minimize all its open windows in Winxp/2003, drag the taskbar to the top of the screen and hide it, and then use the print Screen key to capture its desktop. Open the drawing program, press Ctrl+v to paste the picture just captured, and save it in *. Bmp format. Go back to the desktop, set the saved picture as the desktop, and then you will know what madness is …
9. The hardware solution will minimize the contrast of the fool's monitor (based on the principle of black screen), so it is extremely difficult to find the real reason unless the other party is cautious. If a fool knows a little hardware and is bold, hehe, then you will have a great chance to see the wonderful scene of his computer being "torn to pieces"!
10, two people carrying glass, two people pretending to carry a piece of glass, walking towards the oncoming crowd, you can notice that many people will rush around you and dare not pass by! Note: The two men cooperated tacitly and showed caution when raising their glasses. Unpredictable consequences: people who are bold and believe in their own vision may pass by you, which is embarrassing!
1 1, Toothpaste Sandwich Cake: Unpack the Sandwich Cake, carefully open two biscuits, remove the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible. You generally don't need special use at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although there are risks, there must be many people trapped.
12. Singing: Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!
13. Draw "wind oil essence" on the pen first, not too much. Then go to a person: please help me write a word XX. What you need to write is up to you. )
14. After he finished writing with this pen, several fingers in his right hand naturally have wind oil essence. (Be happy, continue to be funny)
15, then pretend to care and say, "Ah! You have a big gum in your right eye. " (The goal has almost been achieved)
16 He must naturally rub his right eye with his right hand, and then ...
17, to put it bluntly, he said that when rubbing his right eye, there was gum in his left eye ... )
18, the specific content: You can play this game with your best friend, the name is: Great Life.
19, ask your friend to make a stance and watch, with a blank sheet of paper in his mouth. Note that this is his posture before work, and then you have to change him from this room to another room, and everything is ready. You can say this sentence helplessly: "What a big change!" I won't, but that's what the living do. "
20, raw materials: clean silver toothpaste (green toothpaste is also ok), Japanese toothpaste-like green mustard.
2 1, fool's method: squeeze out a part of toothpaste first, don't let go, (it's mustard for suction) aim the mustard tube at the toothpaste tube and squeeze it! At the same time, let go of the toothpaste and suck! Over!
22. note: the color of the previous toothpaste is best similar to that of green mustard, and nothing else is needed. I used this trick on my dad. It's clever!
23. Walking on a road with trees or telephone poles on both sides (there are often such roads on campus), suddenly turn around and cover your face, pretending to trip over the invisible thin wires or wires pulled by the trees on both sides, then carefully lower your head and pretend to drill under it. Then you can see what the people behind you do! ! The performance must be realistic, especially when the itinerary and the head are carefully lowered. Unpredictable consequences: Maybe people behind you will go over and laugh at you for being stupid!
24. When two people pretend to be holding a piece of glass and walking towards the people coming, you can notice that many people will be too tight to pass by you! (Note: The two men cooperated well, showing the appearance of being cautious when holding the glass. Unpredictable consequences: people who are bold and believe in their own vision may pass by you, which is embarrassing! )
25. Find three things at random, such as three cups. Let a friend say "forget" when you knock the first one, "love" when you knock the second one, and "water" when you knock the third one, which is euphemistically called testing a friend's reaction speed. After several times, continue to knock for the first time. If your friend says "forget, forget, forget, woof, woof".
26. Is there anyone around you who likes to take advantage of petty gain? You can carefully take out the cut tobacco of a cigarette, be careful not to break the cigarette paper, then put the pepper in it, arrange the cut tobacco and put it in the place where he often goes, so that he can take it himself, regardless of him. You can watch the play after you burn it.
27. Stick a small note on his back. I tried to stick a sexy woman on his back when he wasn't looking. Later, he didn't notice, and walked all the way to the teacher's office …
28. Put a broom on the door. As soon as he came in, hehe ~ ~ was miserable.
29. Give him a beautiful box wrapped in colored paper. He opened it for a long time, and finally there was only a small piece of paper with a big thumb, which read: Haha, you have been cheated.
Call him and tell him that your brother XX had a fight with others in XX. Tell him to hurry. Haha, let him run for nothing!
3 1. While he was sleeping, he said that someone was looking for him.
32. Put something else in his drink, or spit, … haha, that's too bad.
33. Hide his mobile phone and send love letters to the girls inside.
34. Pretend to be kind enough to invite him to eat cookies, unpack the sandwich cake, carefully poke out two cookies, take out the sandwich, take out XX toothpaste, squeeze out a proper amount and put it into the cake (depending on personal "eating" habits), and finally stick them together, with realism as the highest guiding principle.
Try to call him in a very formal tone. The dialogue is as follows-this is the music station (local place name). A certain Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said but not said) wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y (the other party). If you want to listen, please press the # key to listen. (Most people will press. ) thank you. Songs are the "pawns" of power trains. Then knock on the prepared blow, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, goodbye, idiot.
36. Call him in the middle of the night 12 and scream into the microphone.
37. Stick a note at the entrance of the self-study building: Please don't study in this building for inspection. Please forgive me for any inconvenience.
38. There is a wooden board hanging on the water heater of the self-study building: it is broken and needs repairing.
39. Blackboard notice: The lights will be turned off after 19: 00 in the evening due to the maintenance of lines in this building.
40. Notice on the blackboard in the classroom: Teacher XXX can't give lectures due to illness, so please study freely.
4 1, tell yourself: there will be a class today. So, as usual, get up early and deliver the package to the classroom. ...
42. Notice: Health check-up this afternoon 15: 30.
43. Attention: X-bed sheets will be collected at noon 12: 00 today. Please get ready.
44. Block the toilet in the dormitory with broken tables and chairs, and put a note next to it, which reads "Toilet maintenance, no use".
Notice: Lights out at 23: 30 tonight.
46. Turn on the TV secretly after turning off the lights at night.
47. Put a note in the book your roommate must read every day and write: "The person who loves you the most will wait for you near the pavilion in the garden tonight".
Get ready to love again.
1, it's easy to forget someone: don't look, don't be mean.
2, it is a kind of wisdom to bow your head, and it is a kind of backbone to stand up straight. A man with wisdom and no backbone is a mediocrity, and a man with backbone and no wisdom is a fool.
3, some pain, just bear it. Some troubles are solved with patience. Some words, I don't want to say if I can bear them. Some love, endure, don't want to love. Some people just don't want to wait.
4. Many things in the world are not difficult as long as you are willing to do them. Everything is difficult at the beginning, and the difficulty lies in everyone's laziness, because they are afraid of trouble and don't start. Over time, they really feel that things are too difficult and they are too incompetent. So, starting with laziness and ending with cowardice, lazy people finally become cowardly.
If you want it, don't just expect it Life is too short to wait.
6. Walking on the road, either wandering alone or following others. Being the former, you may run aground, hit a wall, break your head and be doomed, but you are your own starring role, and you can taste different situations and enjoy different scenery. Doing the latter, you are safe, practical and comfortable, but you may linger in the eyes of all beings and follow suit in the world. There are pros and cons to choosing, just to see if you want to.
7. I am who I am. As for what you think of me, it is neither necessary nor necessary.
In this bizarre world, no one can live a smooth life. But I always believe that those who have experienced all kinds of disasters and tasted all kinds of tastes will be more lively and clean after walking through Pinghu misty rain and years of mountains and rivers. Time is always a bystander, and all the processes and results need to be borne by yourself.
9. It doesn't matter whether you do something, no matter how hard it is, or whether it will have results. Even if it fails, there is nothing wrong with it. The key is whether you have the courage to get rid of the shackles and face it bravely. Many times, we don't lack methods, what we lack is the determination and courage to go forward bravely. Don't be timid from the beginning and don't look back and forth when things are going on. Only in this way can everything be possible.
10, the lights outside are gorgeous, and the home is the warmest.
1 1, whatever you resist, you will continue. Because when you resist something or emotion, you will focus on that emotion or thing, which will give you more energy and make it stronger. Negative emotions are like darkness that cannot be banished. The only thing you can do is to bring light. Joy is the best light to melt negative emotions.
12, without blind expectation, there is no disappointment. If you can understand that everything is impermanent, you will not be persistent; If you don't cling to climbing, you won't be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and you can really live completely. Zongsa Jiangyang Qinzhe Rinpoche's Correct Viewpoint
13, some things will change, but some things will remain the same, such as ourselves in our bones, which cannot be worn out no matter how hard we grind. Just like a river, maybe after a long time, there will be some floating objects on it, but it is still the original gurgling water.
14. When love is expressed in another way, it is not torn off, but translated into a better language. The translation sent by God is called chance, responsibility, implication and silence. There is another one called nostalgia.
15, a woman must always have a practical love in her life. She will come early and leave late. It's better to come early than late. Love comes early, it is enjoyment; Love comes late, which is trouble. Young girls should not be discouraged from pursuing love because they are lovelorn. You know, it is not terrible to be lovelorn at the age of 20, but it is terrible to start lovelorn after the age of 30.
16. Love when you are ready, not when you are lonely.
17, I am not greedy or equal. I found the right person, and I decided. I don't like looking around, I have limited time, and I want to spend my limited time on another person instead of looking for a better person with my life.
18, when men really care about women, there will be some natural performances, which is instinct and nature. The supreme love is that you don't care about anything If you can't do it, you don't love enough.
19, why didn't anyone admit that the factor that opened their eyes and made them mature was not gain, but loss? Disappointment, failure, frustration, lovelorn.
20, there is a kind of love, even a look is redundant.
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