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Strange bell-banging incident

First, the mystery of the four officials was folded. In the Ming Dynasty, a strange case happened in Lujiang House. The case was originally committed by Zhuang and Zhong in the same village. Everyone called it the Zhuang Zhong case. After a long time, it's called the mystery of hitting the bell. The mystery of the bell collision is not surprising at all. Old bankers have average family conditions. A widow, Zhuang's family, led her eight-year-old son Zhuang Meng. She usually stays out of trouble. And the old clock family, it is with deep pockets. Usually, shortly after the two families don't have a garage, they hear the flute coming from the other end of the carriage. A boy in his twenties sitting opposite me took out two 1 yuan coins from his trouser pocket. The sound of the flute approaches. They are two "disabled people". The flute player is a blind man, and there is a thin girl who looks mentally retarded, holding the blind man in one hand and holding an old drink can with money in the other. No one paid attention to the two beggars in the whole carriage except the big boy who put two coins in the old drink can in the girl's hand. After a while, the girl came over with the blind man and put the old drink can in front of me. I just ignored it. What hatred is a holiday? That day, the banker suddenly rushed to Zhong's house and insisted on seeing the rich man. At that time, the rich man's concubine was giving birth, and he was anxiously waiting for news in the delivery room, so naturally he could not see her. But the banker is going to rush into the delivery room. There are many rules for large families to have children. The first person to catch up with giving birth is called trampling. It is said that this person's status and conduct determine the child's future. Anyway, a poor widow can't rush into 2005. Luo fell in love with Yiyang, Hunan, and became her son-in-law. Later, the couple came to Bai Jiao Town, Doumen District, Zhuhai. Luo used a tractor to transport bricks in a red brick factory and worked as a general worker in an electronics factory. The next year, their son Yang Yang was born, which added a lot of joy to them. Give birth to a child in the delivery room. The servant in charge pushed the Zhuang family desperately, and the Zhuang family really didn't know which evil road it had hit. He picked up half a blue brick and threw it away. The blue brick smashed the window lattice and flew straight into the delivery room. Just when the child was born, the brick was hit accurately, and the mother slightly grazed the child. The mother was so frightened when she died that the child died in bed that night. How can the Zhong family leave it at that? A few days ago, I beat the banker and escorted him to Lujiang House to take a taxi. The car is clean and the master is talkative. Report to the official. This is a very simple case, but then something strange happened. First, the county magistrate Lord Lu found Zhuang guilty. It was a hot summer, and it was very lively under the bridge during the day. People bathed and swam in the river. At night, it was much quieter under the bridge, with only one or two swimmers. The young man bowed his head and replied thoughtfully, "It's still me." Prison. But a few days later, Lord Lu actually said that Zhuang's innocence was painful * * *, and he was confused in life. He was asked to go home, and he had to re-investigate the bell-bumping case, and he also said that he would open an coffin for autopsy. But a few days later, he changed his mind and said that the Zhong family has always been charitable and will never wronged a good person out of thin air. It must be the banker who lied and wanted to take the banker to court and interrogate him severely. But when the police went to the dealer, they found the house empty. Lord Lu also rushed to the banker when he heard the news, but when he arrived at the banker, he found that Zhuang had hanged himself and Xiaozhuang's dream had disappeared. Strangely, Master Lu left the banker listlessly, returned to the government office without saying a word, waved his hand and returned to the patio, and then never showed up again. The next day, the Zhong family beat gongs and drums and begged Lord Lu to arrest the banker. The touts went to the backyard to invite Master Lu to the hall, only to find that Master Lu had been hanging upright on the beam and had been dead for a long time. The court official died, but he couldn't find any reason, so he could only assume that the adult committed suicide. The imperial court sent Liu Da, a Beijing official, to succeed him in Lujiang, but Liu Da's ship was in great trouble on the way. The ship leaked into the middle of the river, and even the body was not found, thus becoming an official on the way to death. The court also issued an urgent order to appoint Cao, the county magistrate of Huzhou Prefecture near Lujiang, as the magistrate of Lujiang. After Cao arrived, he looked through the bell case file overnight. But after dawn, the leading figures of the three religions in Lujiang came to worship "one yuan", and I would really feel guilty if I didn't come back. Looking at grandma's weather-beaten face, I think of my mother. Grandma set up a stall in this street, and it is not easy to earn some money. How can I let grandma suffer this loss? I thought about it and said, "Grandma, I also bought a bowl of glutinous rice balls for my mother." When I met the new magistrate, I found that the official residence was empty and Lord Cao had disappeared. Just when everyone was puzzled, suddenly there came a news that the client was drunk to death in the brothel. The brothel where the accident happened was the largest and most famous brothel in Lujiang, and the drunken client turned out to be the new magistrate Cao of Lujiang. ,? Both county magistrates died, and rumors spread all over Lujiang for a while. The court quickly sent the young and capable He Daren as the magistrate of Lujiang. The first thing Lord He did when he went to Lujiang was to review the case of the bell collision. He wants to stabilize people's hearts and quell the rumors that spread wonderfully. On the day of the trial, the people who came to the government office to watch were three floors outside and three floors outside, and there were a sea of people. Lord He suddenly vomited blood and fainted. He thought he heard 400 people shouting. This is the last resort! He thought. Slowly, the trial can only be interrupted. But a few days later, he suffered from strange diseases again and again. Instead of going to the court for interrogation, he wrote to the court many times and finally resigned and went home. On one occasion, four officials were dismissed. People say everything, and all kinds of rumors and statements have reached the ears of court officials. Everyone regards Lujiang as a place of right and wrong, and no one wants to go there to die. Therefore, after several efforts, the official department determined the final candidate for the new magistrate of Lujiang Prefecture. Lujiang county magistrate has been temporarily represented by Tong Tong, but Tong Tong is a wise man. He has never intervened in the bell ringing case on the pretext that the new magistrate has not arrived yet. In this way, this simple case has become an unsolved case that shocked China and foreign countries. Even the house is now only fifteen square meters that really belongs to him. His house was mortgaged. Two bedrooms and one living room, two bedrooms on the left, a bathroom on the right, a living room and a kitchen in the corner. There is a balcony in the back, which has poor lighting and is blocked by the building. Interest also spread to the emperor's ears. He decided to take this case as a breakthrough and sent a powerful minister to Lujiang to handle this case, thus establishing and maintaining the prestige of the Ming Dynasty. He thought for a long time and ordered someone to send Lord Ding into the palace. He looked at him and said, "I have a hard job. I need Ding Aiqing to go there in person. What do you think of Ai Qing? " Lord Ding quickly kowtowed and bowed down: "I can share my worries for the saints and die without regret!" " The emperor nodded with satisfaction: "I'm going to send you to Lujiang House to specialize in collision. Then, he began to tell the story we knew, and my eyes widened in surprise. I didn't know until that day: many years ago that weekend, he was going to commit suicide! He said that he had tidied up the school cupboard and took all the books home, so that his mother wouldn't have to go to school to sort out his belongings after his death. Speaking of this, he looked at me sitting under the stage with a big smile on his face, and then said, "However, I am lucky that my friend pulled me back from the brink of death. "Zhong Yi's case will open in three days. Hearing the words "Lujiang Bell Case", Ding turned pale and kowtowed like a garlic: "Long live, Lujiang fell asleep in the excitement of finding the direction and goal of life. The next morning, I woke up and lifted the quilt, and found that I only slept a small part of the big bed. Only one-fifth of the sheets were wrinkled, and the other four-fifths of the white sheets were flat and brand-new. I'm so melodramatic. The capital is far away, and the case of ringing the bell is very complicated. My mother is seriously ill, dare to ask the holy one to send someone to Lujiang! " It was the first time for an adult that the emperor refused to hand in the task. The emperor looked at him trembling, motioning with his hand, saying, "OK, you go down first, and then I'll send someone to invite Lujiang! "Thank you very much, Mr Ding, excused himself. Everyone went to bed on time that night. When he walked out of the palace gate, he suddenly found that his courtier, Lord Meng, hurried towards the harem. His mouth twitched and he murmured, "It seems that this strange case of ringing the bell needs him to try! "Second, the fault of faking illness, Ding Furen really sick? She's not sick. She lives healthier than anyone, except for her eyes, which she brought in the first year of her life, and it has no effect on her enjoyment of life by burning incense and worshipping Buddha. Since the old lady is safe and sound, why did Master Ding lie at the risk of cheating you? It's simple. Everyone knows that the bell-banging case in Lujiang House is a bottomless muddy water, so it is better to stay at a respectful distance from others. Since I told the emperor that my mother was seriously ill, Lord Ding simply pretended to be thorough. He didn't go to court for seven days in a row and "served" her wholeheartedly at home. On this day, Master Ding had breakfast as usual, ordered someone to make a pot of fragrant tea and sit in the study with a book in his hand. Before reading three pages of the book, the housekeeper panted and rolled in: "report back to your majesty!" " ",Ding suddenly" Teng "stood up:" Who? Where is the sacred ...? " "It's already outside the mansion!" , Ding adult head "om"-the emperor is to see if the old lady is really sick or fake! He grabbed the housekeeper and said, "Tell the old lady to pretend to be sick! You can't show any flaws, or you will ruin Jiuzu! " Say that finish, hurriedly ran to the door. Lord Ding guessed it right at all. The emperor suddenly came to see if Mrs. Ding was really ill. What's more, Meng was still with him after his arrest. Although Song Qingyuan regretted it, he still hated Wen Xiaoyu. He repeatedly said: "I love her so much, bought her a house, spent a lot of money to help her invest and do business, and divorced her!" But she washed me poor and kicked me away! This woman is too calculating and heartless! I was blind and asked her to be my lover! " Next to them, they walked into Ding Fu. After the ceremony, the emperor cut to the chase and offered to visit the old lady's illness. Adults dare not neglect, leading the way in fear, a group of people walked to the old lady's back room. When I walked outside the old lady's bedroom, I could only smell the fragrance of medicine, and the maids stood with their hands down pleasing to the eye, afraid to make a sound. A bizarre case