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There is a classic saying in Weibo, a good horse doesn't eat grass back, unless it is rotten fairy grass.

1. The shortest spell in the world is a person's name.

2. heartless, can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a man without fatigue.

I hope I am a person you can't let go, stay or forget.

A good horse doesn't eat grass back, unless it's rotten fairy grass.

5. Hide at a certain time and miss the palmprint for a while.

6. My husband must be a road idiot and hasn't found me yet.

7. What I hate is not the mistress, but the little beggar who can't stand the temptation of the mistress.

8. Life is an all-encompassing song on the tape. I can't finish singing joys and sorrows every day. The melody that keeps flowing is the ups and downs of fate. If you want to write beautiful songs, you must learn to let go of what you should forget and remember what you should remember. You will find that life can be sunny because you don't care.

9. If you love him, please catch him. If you don't love him, please let him love others.

10. Count the remaining years of youth. How far is the dream from realization? The road under your feet can no longer be perfunctory.

1 1. If there is no emotion, all words will have no emotion.

12. Ask your heart, ask love, ask love is your eye; It is the heart that knows cold and heat; Never leave, it is love; All one's life is love.

13. I desperately want what I love, and I don't want what I love. I began to hate this sentence, and I will like it more and more.

14. If you can't forget it, don't think too much. It's no use being happy.

15. In fact, there is no God in the world. The so-called God only did what people thought impossible.

16. What you can't feel will never happen, such as love; What you can't understand has never happened, such as love; Don't wait for things that you can't catch, such as the heart; This is not a demanding world. Everything that happened because of you will never leave. Everything that happens because of others is a passer-by You and I are just nobody. It is enough to be yourself.

17. When the flowers fall, you will leave each other, and when you are separated, you will miss each other and die. We have to hurt each other.

18. No amount of smile can hide my inner pain. If God can see me, please don't let me suffer so much. My fragile heart can hardly bear it. I really want to let go of my baggage and leave like this.

19. One day that person comes into your life, you will understand that true love is always worth waiting for.

20. What is courage? Crying for you to love me or crying for you to leave.

2 1. There is no doubt that I am the poor man in your dream.

23. Maybe love is just because of loneliness. Need someone to love. Even if there is no ending.

24. The saddest love in this world is to hug while knowing that you can't die.

25. Looking at those sweet words you gave her, my heart still hurts unconsciously.

26. It is said that getting married is very cheap now. Let's get married. My treat.

A good horse doesn't eat grass again, but I don't have any grass at all.

1, angry is angry, not that I don't like you.

2. Wechat is all news, QQ is all push, and SMS is all 10086. Okay, I'm alone.

3. It's better to chat with me when it's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou.

4. People are forced to do anything except math problems.

I'm going to see each other's parents tomorrow. I am so embarrassed. After all, I hit his child first.

6. Good horses don't eat grass, but I have no grass at all.

If I had ten dollars, I would give you nine dollars. If I had a hundred thousand dollars, I would give you all my ten dollars.

8. In the sea of knowledge, I am actually a freshwater fish.

9. Don't be sad, come and be a happy fool with me.

10, some people say that if you are tired, don't do it. You will know how to do it all day long, because I understand. No one asks the poor in the street, but there are distant relatives in the mountains. Look at the wine in the glass. The cup must first respect the rich. People without money are not as good as ghosts, and soup without salt is not as good as water. I want to be rich.

Weibo said that Weibo said that Daquan was very popular.

1, if life can be graded, I hope I can use 99 points to be myself and leave one point to try and work hard.

2. Apologize for making a mistake. You think others must forgive themselves.

If I really want to do it, I will try my best to do it. Whether you stick to it or not, this dream is your driving force.

4, a person's life, the road is very long, others can help you for a while, but can't help you for a lifetime, others can accompany you for a ride, but can't accompany you for a lifetime. If you overestimate others, depend on others too much, and count on others for everything, you will lose.

I will choose this path with regret. I'm glad that I still like music after years of noise and busyness.

6. Life never satisfied me, so I created my own life. It is better to manage the betrayal and badness of others than to manage your own dignity and beauty.

7. What I once liked has faded now. Even if there are treasures in your stomach, how can irrigation last without love? Feelings can't stand any test. Only letting go is the best relief.

8. It is not difficult to give up, but it must be cool to insist.

9. The most painful thing is that there is no deletion, no chat and no intersection. Our biggest misunderstanding before was that I thought you liked me. Our story begins with my interruption and ends with my redundancy.

10, in order not to leave regrets, you should always be brave once in your life, put aside all your troubles and do what you really want to do.

1 1, life is not for making do. The more humble you are, the farther away some happy things will be.

12, the dialogue in the middle of the night is the moment to meet the soul, unload the mind guarded by the day, truly show yourself and listen to the true voice inside. In the busy work, make time to find a quiet sky of your own, really enjoy the time alone, completely unload the tired mind and the sorrow of the day, and let yourself feel at ease and meditate.

13, time is a trip with no return, and both good and bad are scenery.

14, he was originally full of light, so he suddenly faded and became a dust in the universe. I tried to recall his radiant appearance, but I couldn't remember it. Later, I found out that it was the light in my eyes when I first met him.

15, you should be a quiet adult. Don't be emotional, don't miss it secretly, and don't look back. Fuck your other life. You should be obedient, not all fish will live in the same sea.

16, there is a saying: Life is short, and the time you waste on me makes me look precious. Well, thank you for your love and your willingness to understand my trivial worries.

17, love at the fork in the road is more about pretending to be free and easy, because no matter how beautiful the promise is, you will only remember yourself. Commitment is like a big shot put, too heavy and too afraid to touch. Free and easy is a choice and forgetting. Only when we break up can we see clearly that this kind of feeling has some sense of existence for each other.

18, why should a girl who is full of your eyes bear all the negative emotions and not lose her temper with you?

19, I really want to be hugged. I don't have any ideas. Just because I feel distressed, I think I should rest. Then when I am caught off guard, hold me in your arms and rub my hair and tell me that you have worked hard enough. You can have a good rest.

20. If you are strong inside, you won't listen to the wind and rain. If you know more, you won't follow suit

2 1, the world has never favored people who get something for nothing, nor has it failed everyone who works hard.

22. No one can love you without asking for anything in return. Love needs each other's strength. Don't lose a man's love for you because you are lazy, or take advantage of it, or take a man's contribution as a habit.

23. My life is my own. I can listen to other people's opinions, but the final decision is still mine.

24, along the way, I am not excellent, but I am kind and not hypocritical; I will speak frankly and do things frankly. I am not smart, but I am certainly not stupid; I can understand many things, but I just don't want to say them.

25. Everyone has potential, but it is easy to be covered up by habit, blurred by time and consumed by inertia. It is painful to shape yourself, but you can finally gain a better self. I wish you all a happy day and good morning.

26. What's the feeling of unrequited love? It's like seeing a favorite toy in a store, wanting to buy it, not having enough money, and trying to save money. Looking back, I found that prices had gone up and I was saving more desperately. When I feel almost the same, I will go back and find that I have been bought.

27. Everyone will probably experience some emotional breakdown or extreme moments. It seems that there are no exceptions every time. When we need someone to lean on most, we often get through it alone in the end. Some things seem like this now, but at that time, it was really a person who got through it second by second.

28. If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand forever, without the gesture of sadness and joy. Half peacefully in the soil, half flying in the wind, half in the shade, half bathed in the sun, very silent and proud, never relying on, never looking for.

A word from WeChat: second time around is difficult, but returning to grass is not delicious.

1, don't be with people who are poor at heart. Poverty itself is not terrible, but laziness, lack of progress, aimlessness and complaining.

2, whether it is work, life, or marriage, don't be jealous of comparison. Without comparison, there will be no harm. Life is very long, and there will be fatigue, irritability and disappointment. Please still love life after seeing the truth.

Both men and women should learn to do housework. Doing housework is not a question of who serves "who", but cultivating a person's skills of living independently.

4. Society is not so complicated. What is complicated is the human heart.

5. Struggle is difficult every day, but it is easier every year; Without struggle, it is easier every day, but harder every day.

6, three different views, really can not get married.

7. People who like swearing should pay special attention, don't listen to love with their ears, and practical actions prove everything.

8. Economic ability is directly proportional to the right to speak at home.

9. Don't fall in love because of loneliness and emptiness, and don't fall in love for love. Remember, the world is big, and the better you become, the more people you attract.

10, no matter what the outside world is like, it is actually a few people around you who can influence you. Without the ability to change the world, at least you can choose who to go with.

1 1, broken mirrors are hard to round, and grass is not delicious.

12, the last truth is actually a paradox, that is, no matter how many truths you have heard, when you have not experienced something or your mind has not reached this level, you will not understand this truth.

13, it is necessary to take care of yourself. The limitations brought by poor health cannot be broken by willpower.

14, no matter what the relationship is at ordinary times, we should distinguish clearly when it comes to money.

15, don't force people who are never on the same channel, and don't try to work hard. The harder you work, the more desperate you become. In marriage, spiritual fitness is more important than material fitness.