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Talk about your own brother.
Love story of routine boy
Can I say good night to your face? Then I'll go first.
What's the matter with you? I hope you can't sleep at night when you miss me.
I would rather secretly tuck you in when you kick the quilt every day and take care of you for a lifetime than good morning and good night every day.
The moon is a coin I tossed, and both sides dreamed of you.
Your hat must fit me well, because we hit it off.
I have something to drink when winter comes, I don't know, take care of you.
If I can see you at five o'clock, I will be happy from three o'clock.
Newton discovered gravity, and I found your attraction to me.
I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?
Suppose you go to a place without doors and windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.
? What do you think about every day? Miss you. ?
Can you buy me a packet of salt? Why? Because our relationship has faded.
I have a cut on my hand, so you can do it, so we are husband and wife.
Will you like me? No, I'll teach you
? I'll show you a magic trick. ? Whew, I'm finished. What is this? I like you better. ?
? I don't think you are suitable for dating. Why? Suitable for marriage. ?
? Why hasn't my order come yet? What's this? Our future. ?
? I decided to be a thief. Why? Because I want to steal your heart. ?
? I want to tell you something. Oh, I'm moving. Move to where? Walk into your heart. ?
Every pen of mine is lovely, isn't it? Because every pen knows your name.
Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.
You must have hung up. Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?
Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes.
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll pay you back.
If I am the devil in hell, I am also a naughty boy who loves you.
I still like you. I like to eat spicy strips when I was a child and never look at the date.
Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.
Eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.
Do you smell something burning? That's my heart burning.
Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!
Except for you, I am nine years old and you are three years old.
I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.
? I know three people who like you. Who is it? Me, me, me.
I'm pretty sure. Why? No kissing.
May I call you you? So that I can take you to heart.
Your circle of friends is called donuts.
I thought those stars were beautiful, too, until I accidentally saw your eyes.
Speaking of the advantages of boyfriends, it can be summarized in five words:? Will pick a girlfriend. ?
I copied the love letter, but it is true that I like you. I stole roses, but I really love you.
You must be good at clamping dolls, right? Will grab my heart at once.
Do you know when I am happiest? The day I met you.
Are you afraid of trouble? If you are not afraid, please stay with me.
I think you must be very busy, just look at the first three words.
There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, right? Why else am I so happy when I see you?
You must be very good at holding dolls. Not bad! Then how can you hold my heart tightly!
I want to sublimate our pure revolutionary feelings.
I want to see you, after smoking for a while, in the ordinary day after day.
You may fall from the sky or from the forest, but the best way to land is to fall in love with me.
I love you, the rest of my life is you, the snow is you, the plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, the tenderness in my heart is you, and my eyes are you.
Tease girls' love stories.
? I have some bad news for you. What bad news? What I think of you is not simple. ?
? If the wind tickles your ears. Oh, and then what? It means I'm thinking about you. ?
Can I exchange gifts? From this moment on, you are mine and I am yours.
? Where are you from? Jiangxi people, aren't you my sweetheart?
? Let me tell you a story. It's a little long What story? I miss you. ?
? I think I was a carbonated drink in my last life. Why? Because I can't help bubbling when I see you. ?
? Do you know where the ends of the earth are? I don't know where it is, but I want to take you with me. .
? I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. Why? You are so cute. ?
It's a little dirty over there Can you sweep it? Sweep what? Scan my wechat.
123 hit a person. I'm sorry I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.
In fact, you are like a pig. Why? Because you are the apple of my eye.
What are you writing? Write poems for you.
I don't like you anymore Why? Because I love you.
Can you watch your step in the future? You're going to hit my heart.
Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk? And your eternity.
I'm so kind! Because my heart is full of you.
The box containing the ring is called the ring box. Do you know what it is called? A match made in heaven.
Do you know what season I like? I like the season with you.
? Do you know what best represents me? What? Compass. Why? Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I will not change my heart for you. ?
? I can't eat sweets recently. Why? Because I'm too sweet. ?
? Are you nearsighted? No myopia. Then why can't you find that I like you? ?
? This is Lamian Noodles, that is instant noodles, and you are in my heart. ?
? This is a school uniform, that is a camouflage uniform, and you are my little happiness. ?
Stop complaining and give me a hug.
? It's cloudy in Karen Mok, rainy in Stephanie and sunny in Jay Chou, so it's better to chat with me. ?
There is no wine in your dimple, but I am as drunk as a dog.
This is jelly, that is a tree hole, and you are my heart.
I just want to be your little devil. As long as you are fierce, I will be afraid and jump into your arms.
Wandering around for the first half of my life, making soup for you for the second half.
I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now there are only two TV sets left.
? Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee. ?
Don't close the window when you sleep at night. I want to sneak into your dreams at night.
Go to sleep, I have something to say to you in my dream.
See the world, just to meet you.
? Let me ask you a question. Which one has nothing to do with you? ?
I say good night to the whole world, but I only say I like you!
The Jianghu is too far away, so I won't go. I just want to be with you, cook for you and sleep with you. I want to sleep with my conscience.
Can you play the guitar? Why it touched my heart.
You know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.
I used to like eating meat, but after seeing you today, I decided to start being a vegetarian, because you are my type.
? Let me count by hand. You are shorter than me. I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive. ?
Do you know where my heart is? On the left. No, on your side.
Guess what my horoscope is. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.
? I feel dizzy at the sight of you recently. Why? Because love makes people dizzy. ?
What do you belong to? I belong to x, no, you belong to me.
What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.
Can you stop talking? I didn't. Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?
? I'm a little afraid of you. Am I fierce? No, because I'm afraid of my wife. ?
? Is anyone chasing you? Hello, my name is?
Where is the happiest door in Shenzhen? East gate? No, it's us
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