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A collection of desperate sentences about marriage and divorce
First,? People have never regarded divorce as a substitute for monogamous families. It is only for special reasons that people will use divorce to relieve their pain when their marriage cannot continue. British Groussaud
Second,? Breaking up is boring. Play divorce if you can!
Third,? People's real happiness is not outside their married life. The separation of two people who love each other is by no means happiness, which will make women more jealous, thus making men slaves to women. -(British poet) Byron
Fourth,? Money is an asshole. Let's spend it first and then earn it back.
Verb (short for verb)? Roi: Do you want to insert the door backwards? How to get to your house? Blind date (Luo Haiqiong): First fly to Kunming, then take a long-distance bus to Mengzi for one day, then take a bus to Pingbian, and then take a tractor for one day, and then a bullock cart will reach our home for one day. Roi: If we are not good, can we get a divorce? Blind date: My brother will break your leg.
Sixth,? It's wrong to get married in haste. Don't divorce in haste. Try it first, it's really not good, and it's not too late to leave.
Seven,? What do women rely on to praise men? Compromise, huh? If the feud can be completed, there will be no tragedy in the world. It depends on the mind!
Eight,? What I hate is not a mistress, but a little beggar who can't stand the temptation.
Nine,? After the divorce, he began to get bored and resigned to his fate. He doesn't want to do anything but drink.
Ten,? I don't need to invest. If I earned it, it's easy to say. I can't afford it if I accompany you. You, just prepare a big red envelope and give it to me when I open it. Don't blame the elder brothers for falling out!
Eleven,? The desalination of love, the silence of sex, the fatigue and pressure of life and work, and internal and external troubles will inevitably lead to the consequences of extramarital affairs and divorce. Every couple should clearly realize this, strengthen their subjective initiative, be lazy in life instead of working hard, find out the reasons and take actions to break the vicious circle of bad marital relations, actively adjust their lifestyle, find new topics, try new changes in their sexual life and overcome them.
Twelve,? Male animals pursue female animals in order to have the most powerful gene pool. To put it simply, this man pursues women in order to develop that kind of relationship. Once that relationship is not established, men basically turn around and leave. If a woman
Thirteen,? I loved someone and wanted to be with him wholeheartedly. He said he loved me and I believed him.
Fourteen,? If a man dares to have an affair, even if he is as handsome as Chow Yun Fat, he will die!
Fifteen,? Daming, I wonder why you have been so moody since you first came here today! Have you ever shown nunchakus at home?
Sixteen? I can't fight anymore, I just want to live quietly and simply.
Seventeen? A drop of ink on paper, light or heavy, thick or light, will be an unbearable consequence. A true relationship, short or long, deep or shallow, can be turned into tears for a lifetime in my heart.
Eighteen? The easiest way to forget someone is to like another person.
Nineteen,? The husband lives in the golden house and the wife has an affair. The couple finally divorced.
Twenty? Since cohabitants don't want to grow old together, one cohabiting failure can be replaced by another, so why are you so worried about divorce?
Twenty one? Jia: The divorce rate in China has been rising for seven consecutive years. More than 5000 couples divorce every day. In order to control the number of divorces, Beijing will implement a lottery divorce.
Twenty-two Love is full of color, just like a commodity. The longer I get, the older I get, and the more reluctant I am to throw it away.
23. Domestic violence means that the perpetrator deprives the victim of her economic and personal rights. If the husband always says that his wife is ugly and unattractive, it is also a kind of domestic violence and emotional violence.
Twenty-four You are in love, and I will wait for you to break up. You get married, I'll wait for your divorce. If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed. If you die before your husband, I'll buy the cemetery next to you. If you are in good health, I will spare a spare tire until I get old!
Twenty-five Everyone who doesn't know love will meet someone who knows love. Then go through a heartbreaking love, and then part. Later, people who don't understand love gradually understand. I know how to love people, but I dare not love them again.
Twenty-six Xu Xu always wanted to ask his father about this problem, but there was no chance. Because Xu Xu's parents are divorced, my father will leave home tomorrow with his little babysitter, that is, his fiancee now. Xu Xu was very sad and kept drawing the sun on green watermelon paper because his mother said the sun was green. Although his stepmother Aunt Xiaoyun said that the sun was red, Xu Xu hated Aunt Xiaoyun. He thinks what his mother said is right. Drawing, looking up at the calendar, I found that today is Saturday, which is the day when Xu Xu learned to draw. I can't go today, Xu Xu thought gloomily.
Twenty-seven Kikuji Soul: That's my truth. This is the first time in my life that I confess to a woman not as a crown prince, but as a man. You completely trampled on it. When did you enter my heart without my permission and let the hidden sunshine in my heart shine? Every day, my heart seems to be out of order. I want to know more about you, see you again and giggle at you. You turned me into such a fool and said that it was not me who betrayed my heart, but you. Please keep this in mind. palace
Twenty-eight The beauty of women is devalued year by year, and there are also years when children are born. For men, it makes no difference which woman to choose as a wife. For women, after decades of marriage, the investment in marriage has already earned a lot of money. It is understandable that a man falls in love with others. It is normal, but it is his responsibility not to divorce his wife.
Twenty-nine The college entrance examination is not only for students, but also for parents. So here, I want to make a request to all parents: nothing is more important than your child's college entrance examination! So if you are going bankrupt, please stick to it and survive this 158 day; If you want a divorce, please make do with it first and wait for half a year. Now your highest mission is the college entrance examination! Shout with me, fight 158 days! For a better tomorrow for the children!
Thirty? A few years ago, I realized my ideal in life and seemed to get everything I wanted. I am engaged in the construction industry and live a comfortable life. I have a beautiful house, two new cars and a sailboat. I have a happy marriage and a happy family. But suddenly one day, I suffered an unimaginable blow in my life, the stock market crashed instantly, and the building I built was left unattended all night. I quickly spent all my savings in order to pay huge interest. When I thought the situation would not get worse, my wife said that she wanted to divorce me. I feel desperate and don't know what to do. In despair, I sailed south to Florida in my sailboat. When I reached the coast of New Jersey, I suddenly turned due east and headed for the sea.
Thirty-one Extramarital affairs can be a romantic story, but divorce is a tragic accident.
How many people for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simplicity to depravity.
Thirty-three The trouble for new women is not always getting divorced, but always getting married.
Thirty-four Think of a trip to change a person's lifestyle, think of a person to change a journey.
Thirty-five Since we can't catch it, why don't we give it a ride?
We should forgive others as well as others. None of us can spare him, but we must spare him, because he is the father of the child.
I move, I change, I don't divorce? I will do it tomorrow. Whoever is with me is a grandson.
This is a false world, and everything is beginning to get noisy. You are greedy for your officials, and I play with my tall buildings, even marriage is no exception. You can fake marriage, fake divorce, and even artificial people. Why? Just because everything is really boring, this is where people are inferior to animals. Pudafan
Thirty-nine women should understand that the best woman in a man's mind is always the next unknown. Don't misunderstand a man who dares to divorce you for life.
Forty? Next, please ask the old wolf to protect me. From then on, autumn clouds spring water, Qian Shan dusk snow, take care of yourself.
Forty-one After watching the comedy all night, tears came out.
Forty-two Wife, or woman, determines the divorce process of a family.
Forty-three, you go on a blind date dressed like this. Do I still need to dress like this to go on a blind date? Go out and get robbed directly!
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