Funny comments on Moments (post interesting sentences on Moments)

1. Why are you myopic? In order to look at things in the world lightly, I blurred my eyes.

2. My circle of friends is half show of affection and half sad, with a few strong micro-businessmen in between.

3. Because you have a double chin, don’t lower your head when encountering any difficulties.

4. If you are really bored, buy a globe. The world is so big, you can not only see it, but also go around it.

5. The ending that is different from what you thought is called life, and the ending that is the same as you thought is called fairy tale.

6. Be sure to remember those people who chat with you until late at night. It is because of them that you stay up late, resulting in dark circles under your eyes and bad skin.

7. In fact, if you do the shameless thing well, it is called a strong psychological quality.

8. I didn’t say I hate you, but if you were on fire and I happened to have water in my hand, I would drink it in front of you.

9. What does death mean? Probably getting pissed off 10,000 times a day but still not quitting.

10. It doesn’t matter whether you are arrogant or cold, it just depends on how familiar you are with me. No matter how big your circle is, when you come in front of me, please speak well, including your eyes.

11. There are many things that you can’t figure out at the time. Don’t worry. If you think about it after a while, you won’t be able to remember it.

12. I hope you meet a good person, not a trash, let alone a trash pretending to be a good person.

13. Face is the most amazing part of the human body. For some people, it can be big, small, thick, thin, or even dispensable.

14. If you have no education, you can learn it. If you are ugly, you can fix it. If you are evil-minded, there is really no rule of law.

15. Every time I complain to my friends about the troubles in life and the misfortunes I have encountered, they will say to me sincerely: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

16. I want to be your little sun, either to warm you or to burn you to death.

17. Every time I face delicious food, I tell myself: If you eat too much, you will die. But it turns out I'm not afraid of death at all.

18. There is a kind of sadness that says, I reply to you in seconds, but you reply to me in reincarnation.

19. It’s not that I like to stay up late, but the night needs my bright star.

20. After spending so much money on skin care on the face, the result is that any skin on the body is better than that on the face.

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