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A collection of classic stories that are very true and become more and more fascinating the more you read them.

1. Remember: What you have to do now is to read more, go to bed on time, and then become gentle, generous, continue to be kind, and stay cute.

2. Be a very simple person. People who are easy to get along with will be around, and those who are not easy to get along with will be around. Stay with whomever you feel comfortable with, and don't go against your will or give in.

4. The saddest thing is that you meet, get, and lose in a hurry, leaving a scar in your heart. It hurts you whenever you want.

5. The so-called happiness is when a fool meets a fool, attracting the envy and jealousy of countless people, and they have ups and downs together.

6. We often fight for the person in front of us without hesitation, but it is difficult for us to fight for an undetermined future and dream without hesitation.

7. The greatest happiness in life is: we need life, and life also needs us. We must live simply, but not simply.

8. Not every effort will be rewarded, but efforts must be made for every harvest. This is an unfair and irreversible proposition.

9. Most of us are not satisfied with what we have got, just like every horse thinks that it has the heaviest burden on its back. In fact, we have only two ways: either live happily or die quickly.

10. If you are excellent, there will naturally be the right people working alongside you. It’s better to think about how to make yourself better first. Don’t expect to meet the right person all day long. You are still too young and you won’t be able to catch him even if you meet him.

11. If someone helps you, it is your luck; if no one helps you, it is a just fate. No one should do anything for you, because life is your own and you have to be responsible for yourself.

12. A person is happy in front of you, but he may not be happy behind closed doors. No one has an easy life. You don’t have to understand others, but please respect them. It’s very trendy on WeChat, short and domineering, the more I read it, the more I like it!

1. Making money can cure all hypocrisy, and being rich can cure all inferiority.

2. If you care too much about other people’s opinions, your life will become a piece of underpants. You have to catch up on whatever other people fart.

3. If you have a stomachache, drink alcohol; if you feel uncomfortable, do self-mutilation; if you are in a bad mood, jump off a building; if you are not in love, take sedatives. But please don’t talk to the person I like about your bad mood.

4. If you are not blind, don’t use your ears to understand me.

5. I never flatter anyone, and my mouth is not sweet enough, but if you want to disappoint me, I have the capital to make you despair.

6. I have always felt that sadness is good, and loneliness is also good. They made me grow up slowly and become a different bastard.

7. Take good care of yourself and don’t get sick, otherwise you have to buy medicine by yourself, medicine is very expensive.

8. It is better to be proud and moldy than to fall in love with grievances. I wish you a long life together, and I want my black hair to be flowing forever.

9. If you give me a foot of respect, I will give you a foot of respect. If you don’t like me, I won’t give you a good look. I'm not your mother and I won't do anything to you, nor am I Lei Feng who will help you with everything!

10. Walk your own path, take your own steps, and pay less attention to those rubbish who gossip behind your back.

11. It is better to stand up than to fall out, and it is better to live up to expectations than to be angry. Living is not about winning sympathy with tears, but winning applause through sweat.

12. Confess if you like it, leave if you hate it, stay if you don’t want to leave, and fulfill it if you give up. Frank expression is much happier than timid hiding.

13. It’s hard to agree with everyone. I’m not a saint, and I can’t satisfy everyone, so the most important thing is to be happy.

14. Be a very simple person, be happy when you are happy, and be shy if you are unhappy. You don’t have to be nice to everyone, and they won’t give you money.

15. If you can handle it yourself, don’t make any noise. Your hypocritical and resentful look is not pretty. Be a brave person and learn to accept every slap that fate gives you.

16. Different ways do not work together. If you hate me, I may not like you. Wouldn't it be more chic if everyone goes his own way?

17. When you reach a certain age, you no longer want to please anyone. My life is just as precious as anyone else's, and there's no point in pretending.

18. If liking accounts for eight points, then self-esteem accounts for two points. I love you but I also need to love myself. I wish you a prosperous life, and I wish my loneliness will end someday.

19. If no one protects you, then you are so cool that you have no weaknesses. You are so great and cannot be ruined by feelings.

20. Maturity means that if you ignore me, I won’t say much. If you ridicule me, I will just laugh it off. If you love me, I will love you more.

21. Don’t care about those harsh voices. When you truly break out of your cocoon, you will find that the words that hurt you will turn into a symphony that celebrates the success of your transformation.

22. People who are worse than you have not given up, and people who are better than you are still working hard. You are even less qualified to say that you are powerless!

23. If you like someone, you have to express it. At worst, you won’t even be friends. Being friends is useless. I don’t lack friends. I lack you.

24. You will travel all over the world in your life, and you will only meet three people at most. One wants you to live, one wants you to die, and the other doesn't care about your life or death at all.

25. Just make a name for yourself by just messing around, and make a name for yourself by studying. Either you will get ahead or you will fall down.

26. Be happy, there is nothing to worry about. None of us can leave this world alive anyway!

27. Be a difficult person to get along with, make fun of the people you hate, speak words of love to the people you like openly and honestly, be willing to live a few years shorter, just want to be happy.

28. If you are hot, I will advance. If you are cold, I will retreat. If you are neither salty nor weak, I may not be deeply in love with you.

29. Since you have chosen a distant place for your dream, there is no turning back. Therefore, either die on the battlefield or return home in embarrassment.

Thirty. If no one can block the gun for you, then be your own hero. I taste the ups and downs by myself, I bear the joy and sorrow by myself; I am my own sun, I don’t need to rely on anyone else’s light. Editor: The words from my heart when life is tiring. Editor: Three feet of ice does not last a day. Three layers of belly does not last a day. Editor: Busy people don’t have the time to talk about other people’s funny comments. The more they read, the more they laugh.< /p>

If you don’t eat enough, how can you have the energy to lose weight

Don’t compare yourself to me, I’m too lazy to compare with you.

I haven’t been in the world for a long time, but there are always legends about me in the world.

Don’t ask me again: How have you been recently?

Money is not everything, and sometimes a credit card is needed.

It’s been a long time since anyone has boasted so freshly and refinedly.

Think about comparing salary to salary, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to tell a story

My wife said she wanted to see lightning, so I used a kitchen knife to cut the wires.

Lao Tzu said: You can sleep as much as you want, very much.

You even believe the advertisements, you are stupid by reading.

Don’t come to me if you have nothing to do, and don’t come to me if you have something to do.

I would rather fight with someone who understands than say a word to sb.

No problem that money can solve is a problem.

Ever since I turned into shit, no one has stepped on me anymore.

You have no shame!

What kind of bastard are you pretending to be?

You are small in the crowd, but great in the pigsty!

Life is like a millstone that never stops turning, crushing hope bit by bit.

I allow you to enter my world, but you are not allowed to walk around in it.

There are only two things I don’t know in my life, that is, I can’t do this and I can’t do that!

I know that more than half of my efforts are useless, but I don't know which half.

If you want to make chopsticks in your next life, you won’t be lonely.

It’s strange, you breathed in so much courage, but all you spit out are sighs.

Freedom is not to rely on others for charity, but to be pursued by oneself.

Go your own way and let others take a taxi.

People don’t get along with each other just by being polite!

People are afraid of being famous and pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of being poor and women are afraid of being fat.

People are not smart, so they still imitate other people's baldness

Life is just to be born and live

Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs Go to a brothel.

Although I believe in eachother, I may not believe in you.

Only by eating appropriately can you have the strength to lose weight.

How far is forever? Get out of here, kid.

Sometimes, it’s not that the other person doesn’t care about you, but that you take the other person too seriously.

It turns out that as long as people are separated, no matter how familiar they were, they will gradually become alienated.

Instead of planting grass for people to lie on, why not plant cactus instead! Classic sentences to understand life, the more you read, the more you will benefit.

1. Perhaps a person has to walk many roads and experience countless sudden prosperity and desolation in life before he becomes mature.

2. If you are in good times, don't be arrogant and bloom with the azaleas all over the mountain. If you are in adversity, never give up. Just like the defeated Magnolia, wave to the world again in the next spring. If you are in a desperate situation, don't be depressed. Be like a dog's tail grass at the bottom of a vast sinkhole. Although there is no way out, you should raise your furry head and smile brightly towards the sun. ,

3. If you care too much, it will become a fetter, and if you are lost for too long, it will become a kind of pain. Caring too much will reduce the joy of life, and looking down on everything will make life more relieved.

4. People will encounter unpleasant things and unpleasant people in their lives. If you don’t learn to forgive, you will live a painful and tiring life. Forgiveness is a kind of grace and a feeling. It is like an umbrella to help you travel in the rainy season. Learn to forgive and be happy first.

5. In life, there always seems to be unbearable pain. Some regrets are destined to be carried for a lifetime. In life, there are always some exquisite emotional porcelains that break around us, but the cracks remain in the moment when we look back at the end of the year... we will still wait for you silently. That is the warmth and strength that no one can give, youth and youth. The dreams of time may be hazy and erratic, no matter how incomplete they are, they are perfect for you

6. Spend some time and you will always see something clearly. With some things, you will always see some people clearly. No matter love, friendship or family, they are all fragile. Once cracks appear, it is difficult to restore them to their original appearance; no matter who is sorry for whom, the cracks are like two-sided blades, hurting others and hurting yourself at the same time. There are some things that we cannot understand when we are young. When we understand, we are no longer young. Some things in the world can be made up for and some things can never be made up for.

7. If betrayal is a kind of courage, then accepting betrayal requires an even greater kind of courage. The former only requires enough bravery, or it may be just an impulse, while the latter tests the degree of tolerance. It is by no means as simple as impulse, and all it takes is time.

8. In the short life, everyone will encounter the heart-wrenching things of life, separation and death. When you feel sad or wronged, you can cry. After crying, wash your face, pat your face, give yourself a smile, and don't rub your eyes, otherwise your eyes will be swollen the next morning. Live well, your life is your own decision!

9. Many things you seem to have may not actually be yours. Those who seem to be leaving may not actually be leaving. If there is a definite destiny between cause and effect, one day, everything that should be forgotten will be forgotten, and everything that should be reunited will be reunited. It's just that time flies by in chaos, and by that time, it may have changed to another way, another state of mind.

10. Some people always desire perfection and do not allow themselves to make any mistakes. As a result, I still dare not make a decision. There may also be some people who are too dependent and are used to following the pace of others. It is difficult for them to make decisions when they encounter things. No matter what it is, don’t lose yourself and remember the way you came. We all have to find ourselves and become ourselves.