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Who did I provoke and who provoked me?

Whoever I provoke offends me!

There are many people who make trouble out of nothing, so don’t take it to heart. I really hate my mother

It seems that your mother is a bit unlikable. If you want to find a decent man, you can get married and live a good life, and find someone who has a wife who is still 12 years old. age. But no matter what, she is still your mother. Or find something for her to marry. I love her, I want to chase her

Let it go! Pursue by yourself... 04 My Style, My Show List

Champion: Zhang Jie (has defected, the lawsuit is pending)

Lycra Charm Gene Award: Yuan Chengjie and Liu Yujia

Top 4: Gou Wei, Zhu Jie, Liu Yujia, Zhang Jie

Top 8: Gou Wei, Zhu Jie, Liu Yujia, Lu Zhun, Yuan Chengjie, Lin Shuang, Su Qi, Zhang Jie

The ninth is Fan Wei

The tenth is Wei Jiaqing

Top 20: Gou Wei, Zhu Jie, Liu Yujia, Lu Zhun, Yuan Chengjie, Lin Shuang, Su Qi, Zhang Jie, Fan Wei, Wei Jiaqing, Zhao Yingjun, Duan Xi, Shan Zijia, Zhao Chenhao, Fang Ke Zhuqi, Chen Hongxing, Qiao Wei, Chen Yipeng, I am beautiful because of me

I am beautiful , because I am confident

There are thousands of beauties in the world, but my beauty is unique. Because of self-confidence, beautiful dreams come quietly. A crisp bird call, a new green leaf, and a gentle breeze are all beautiful bits of starlight.

——Inscription

Spring buds are unearthed

Walking on the campus, you are greeted by the breath of spring, and the fragrant smell of grass is brewing in the air. A large piece of green grass came into my sight, which is the green of life. The big banyan tree is like a big green umbrella, with fresh green leaves, full of vigor and vitality. The little birds are playing cheerful music on the branches, and my thoughts can't help but wander to the sound of books—— --

It was a beautiful morning, and a beauty recitation competition was held in the school. The contestants showed off their talents: some brought us into Xu Zhimo's "Farewell Cambridge" with the melodious sound of the violin; some read "Ansai Waist Drum" with great emotion; some let loose in "Symphony of Destiny" "Haiyan"...the mood of the students also changed from relaxed and happy to sad and sentimental.

When it was my turn to play, I walked onto the stage calmly, smiled brightly, and said my name confidently. It was the confidence at that moment that allowed me to perform at my best. A burst of beautiful music sounded, and I was completely immersed in it. The melodious sound of books echoed around the campus, and it was gentle and sweet. "Mom, I dare not look back. Every time I leave home, I dare not look back at you in that familiar little village, but every time, I can hear your silent sobs." I felt tears welling up in my eyes. My eyes slowly slid down my cheeks. The audience has been completely attracted by my affectionate recitation. The boys who love to play are holding their cheeks and listening, and several sentimental girls have tears in their eyes. On the stage, with my confident figure and sweet smile, everyone was silently intoxicated. "Mom, bless me. I will take every advice and entrustment from you and strive for the sky. I will fulfill your spring dream with the flowers that I give back to me. I will dedicate the carnations that bloom in my heart to the great maternal love and let it bloom forever. Open in my heart and pave the road of my life." My slightly sad and happy tone echoed in the silent campus. After a few seconds, warm applause sounded in every corner of the campus. ...We seem to be swimming in the blue sea, enjoying the kiss of the waves; we seem to be wandering in the breeze, listening to the whisper of the wind; we seem to be intoxicated in the sea of ??flowers, feeling the overflowing fragrance of flowers------

Beautiful The spring breeze blows the green buds, and the strong buds suck the sweet juice and burst out of the ground. The buds dance in the wind and bathe in the sunshine.

At this moment, I am beautiful because I am confident.

Summer Harmony

Spring has gone with the falling flowers, and summer has come quietly.

After more than a month of hard rehearsal, we went to the county to participate in a chorus competition. All ten girls were carefully dressed up and put on white skirts, like graceful lotuses. When we came on stage, everyone in the audience applauded enthusiastically. We stood on this stage that belongs to us and music with a confident attitude.

Everything was quiet. When the cheerful piano accompaniment sounded, we sang together:

"Green water reflects the green mountains in the mirror, green leaves hold the red flowers in their hands." In the palm of my hand, the green trees allow the birds to sleep in their nests, and the earth makes the seedlings grow in the fields------"

Our expressions are joyful, and our songs are harmonious, like a The music played by the musician. The fragrance of those bronze notes flows sweetly on my teeth and cheeks, nourishing my lungs and stomach. The audience was also peaceful and quiet. All beautiful music comes from the deepest emotion, and all pious listening comes from the strongest cries. Everyone swings to the cheerful rhythm and is immersed in the wonderful singing.

That state of unity of human voices makes us tonight instantly transform into music trendsetters, happy and beautiful. The melody flowing confidently and vigorously from the depths of the soul, like bursts of fascinating summer harmonies, brought me into a new realm, and the beautiful summer arrived unexpectedly.

At this moment, I am beautiful because I am confident.

If you want to be a beautiful person, then please raise your confident head, let a confident smile always hang on the corner of your mouth, live out your confidence, live out your style, Believe me, no matter when and where you are, you will become the most beautiful and moving woman and the protagonist of your life.

I am beautiful because I am confident

Save me~ I want to be fat!

Wrong! Eating junk will not make you fat, it will make you lose weight. Because there will be worms in my stomach. Just make do with snacks.

But you don’t want to be unhealthy. You should be strong and do more exercise. Dumbbells or something are convenient. Me and my girlfriend ML

It takes time to conceive. If you take medicine 24 hours a day, you will be fine. The chance of pregnancy is very small. This is normal and nothing to worry about. You should take a closer look at your married life and understand the hygiene issues in this area. Wash them with cleaning fluid, which is available in supermarkets. Take more precautions in the future to avoid getting infected by bacteria. Take your medicine quickly. Remember to bring night clothes from now on. Comfort and comfort your girlfriend. My mother called me a sister-in-law. . . . .

Even so, mom still loves you and thinks a lot about you. She hopes to find you a good house and car so that you don’t have to work so hard in the future and just enjoy happiness. How can a mom harm her own children? Ah, be more understanding, and then find an opportunity to talk to her, and be sure to tell her that I can understand your good intentions, but I have a boyfriend now, and I have to live with the person I love to be happy. I am gay? I'm confused.

Then you should be bi, but you prefer to be gay... Calm down...

If the man is gay or not, then pursue him... As for the woman, You can have a relationship and see if you really don't feel anything, then it's really the same. I read, I am happy

Speaking of reading, I am filled with enthusiasm. My hobby of reading is not just love, but also happiness and obsession. Reading allows me to swim in the ocean of knowledge. Reading has made me grow up happily and live a happy life. Reading has made me understand the broad world and its secrets. Reading has made me deeply feel the joy of being a human being and comprehend knowledge and principles.

As Mr. Shakespeare said: "Life without books is like a life without sunshine; wisdom without books is like a bird without wings."

Today I will I would like to recommend a book to all my classmates. Its name is "Today I am the Flag Raiser". Its author is Huang Peijia.

It talks about a responsible and "excellent" child Xiao Xiao. Xiao Xiao's wish is to raise the flag in front of Tiananmen Square. The class selects 3 people to be promoted, flag bearers, tell me, how many people can have such luck? Look! The person chosen to be the flag-raiser in each class must be the monitor. When Xiao Xiao was in the third grade, it was his class's turn to raise the flag. However, Xiao Xiao, who was originally in the class, happened to be angry and kicked Bao He who was rolling under the table during the self-study class. The teacher "promoted" me to class deputy, so I had no chance to sing. But once again, because Xiao Xiao won the second prize in a municipal competition, the principal gave him a chance to raise the flag, but everything was unpredictable! On the day of the flag-raising, Xiao Xiao accidentally suffered from acute appendicitis.

Finally, when he was in the sixth grade, he saw a huge sum of 200,000 yuan. After he handed it over immediately, the principal gave him another chance to raise the flag. However, on the day of the flag raising, because the city leaders came to inspect, the principal made a temporary change. The idea was to let Lin Qianqian from Xiao Xiao's class, who won the second prize in the provincial mathematics competition, be the flag-raiser... Do you think Xiao Xiao is unlucky enough?

This book also left a deep impression on me. She is Lin Qianqian. Her academic performance is very good. She has won the provincial, municipal and national honors in Chinese, Mathematics and English. The award is the "top student" and "award-winning professional" in the eyes of teachers and classmates, but she only cares about exercises or exercises, does not care about things in the class, and is not even interested in honors. Xiao Meng was not so excited when she was a flag-raiser. In the eyes of her classmates, she was another low-energy girl with high scores. When she stood under the flagpole and raised the flag, she could only watch blankly as the flag flew away in the wind.

I learned from this book that people must be persistent and never give up. Only then can we let our dreams fly and turn them into reality!

Yes! Reading enables me to hold the key to wisdom. Reading is the accelerator of life, the ladder of progress, a bright lighthouse standing in the ocean of time, or a spring under the sand and gravel. The deeper you dig, the clearer the spring. Reading can not only nourish the soul, soothe impatience, but also lead people to soar in the ocean of knowledge.

Books can keep our childlike innocence; books can keep our youth and keep us in that golden childhood forever!