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The story of the big brother and the second brother

In fact, a brother is not called a brother, and a second brother is not a second brother. The second brother is a woman, two years older than the first brother. It's just that when the second brother first entered the business, he looked like a teenager who could not be found in the north. The boss said you shouldn't ask me everything. Ask the old staff if you don't understand anything. Here, that's him! Well, he's the big brother.

According to master elder brother's memory, where did this fool get it? What questions can I ask face to face? Do you still need to call? The logic of the second younger brother on the phone is simply upside down. After talking for a long time, I don't know what she is talking about. Please, stop it. Where are you? I will find you!

This search does not matter, it has been left behind. After living for twenty-four years, I first realized what love at first sight is.

The second brother looks carefree, pure mess. Another newcomer, my brother misjudged her younger than himself at first sight. When asked, she was from a school and immediately took care of her as a senior.

The first task, of course, is to get her contact information. This is very simple. Since you want to teach her, you can naturally get her contact information. Qq, WeChat, the first brother started chatting around the clock, and the second brother didn't refuse, so he chatted with him crazily.

The second younger brother belongs to the type that he feels immortal when he wears a long skirt without talking. She is the absolute beauty queen. As soon as I speak, it's over. I'm really silly and cute like a second brother. Big brother secretly changed his screensaver to a photo of his second brother, and every time he faced the dialog box popped up by his second brother on the Internet, he had the illusion of schizophrenia.

We also exchanged names before, and the real change of nicknames began with such a conversation. One day, the second brother asked the eldest brother if he had eaten. Brother said no, he only ate eight steamed buns. Before the eldest brother finished, the second brother immediately sent a collapsed expression, eight buns! ! ! Are you Pig Bajie? Big brother just wanted to explain that it was a steamed stuffed bun, but second brother didn't listen to his explanation and called him second brother happily. Big brother doesn't like second brother to call him second brother. She is such a stupid person as Pig Bajie. Don't call me second brother, call me big brother. You are the second brother! Of course, the second brother is determined and continues to call him the second brother. Big brother simply changed his screen name to big brother, introduced himself to everyone, and changed his nickname to second brother. Of course, he didn't know it himself.

Big brother is not satisfied with just chatting with his second brother online every day. He wants to see her every day. As long as he thinks of her silly appearance when she teases her, he feels particularly happy. He really wants to tell her that since she was born, his sky has been colored, and he feels that every day is worth looking forward to.

Just as he was about to confess to her, he saw her circle of friends! That's a picture of her and another boy! A bolt from the blue turned out that she had a boyfriend! I still don't know her very well!

By the way, how can a good girl like her not have a boyfriend? A girl like her, there must be many boys willing to be "friends" with her, right? And I am just one of her many "friends", right? He tentatively asked his second brother, do you think I am a friend? Isn't this nonsense? Of course it is! A reply from the other end of the network. Oh, really!

I don't know if people who fall in love are so melodramatic, but the big brother is sometimes quite stubborn. He believes that love should come first and then arrive, and no matter how much you like it, you can't dig people into the corner. I wonder if love will make people humble. I used to be an excellent person, but after falling in love, I will unconsciously fall into the dust. Am I tall enough? Am I handsome enough? Do I have money? Can I afford her? The big brother looked in the mirror and the answer was obviously disappointing.

Since you can't give her happiness, I wish her happiness!

Big brother stopped chatting with her every night, and the second brother didn't find anything missing. She's really not in love with him! She is really a fool!

However, there are three things in this world that cannot be concealed: poverty, cough and love.

If love can't be controlled, then I love her silently.

The elder brother will still unconsciously tell her about his family, what kind of person his father is and what kind of person his mother is … unconsciously pull him into a circle of friends, and friends around him ask him if you have a crush on someone else? The big brother quickly shook his head like a rattle: "No, no, just an ordinary friend."

Second brother, this child is really stupid.

She knew that she was beautiful since she was a child, but often beautiful girls chased less boys. On the contrary, those girls who are neutral or above average are chased by boys. Why? The reason is simple. It seems that the success rate is very high. Those beautiful women must have their eyes above the top. How embarrassing it would be if they were rejected! Even an excellent person like master elder brother will feel ashamed to look in the mirror. It's hard for him to love you!

So beautiful girls often put a little question mark in their hearts. Am I not as beautiful as I think? Ordinary girls around me are chased by many people, but they are always positioned as brothers by boys ... this is awkward. Take that big brother for example, he actually became his younger brother in a fog, at least he is also a sister!

Forget it, there is nothing wrong with someone taking care of themselves and protecting themselves like brothers and speaking from the heart.

The second brother didn't find a suitable partner until he was 26, so his family introduced one to Zhang, of course, before he met his eldest brother. The conditions are met, both parents are satisfied, and they are married. After eating a few meals, watching a few movies and shaking hands, I was ready to talk about marriage.

It turns out that getting married is such a complicated thing. Trivial to mental anxiety and emotional breakdown for a trivial matter. They started quarreling about buying a house, where to buy it, what kind of apartment to buy, what kind of noise, decoration style, noise, where to take wedding photos, noise, where to decide the wedding, noise ... In short, all kinds of quarrels were raging, and the more fierce the quarrel, and then the man suggested that we should not get married like this. It was terrible, and I shuddered to think about it in the future.

So the second brother was broken up.

On the day of breaking up, the second brother's mind was blank, and he could not say whether he was sad or relieved. He just feels that all the invitations have been sent out. How should he explain it to his parents and relatives? And thinking about the future, really confused.

"Come out and have a drink with me!"

The first brother ran out like a fart, and the second brother was on call.

"You say! Will I never get married in my life? How is it possible that all the ducks in your hand have flown? How can I be a person in the future? "

Big Brother: ... (What is this? )

"Come on, do it!" Great sorrow and no tears, the second brother was generous and drank all the bottles in one breath.

"ouch!"

"Don't drink if you don't drink enough!" Eldest brother hurriedly hugged his second brother who was about to fall, but was splashed with oncoming filth, which was terrible.

"Don't be sad, I won't see you sad. If no one really marries you, I won't accept you. "

"Ha ha! All right! If we reach the age of 30, the man is unmarried and the woman is unmarried, we will be a couple! Haha, this idea is good! "

"What the hell!"

"Why, just go back on our word? This is going too fast. Am I that bad? "

"yes! You are twenty-eight years old this year. When I was thirty, you were thirty-two, and then we got married two years later. You will be thirty-four, and I won't bother to ask you! "

"Woo ... even you don't want me!"

"So, let's start now!" Big brother almost got up the courage to say it.

The second brother blinked twice and looked unbelievable. "So, are you serious?"

"Well," the master elder brother nodded heavily, holding her shoulder. "Listen to me, I fell in love with you at first sight. Do you believe in pure friendship between men and women? I don't believe it. "

"So?"

"Let me love you. I will accommodate you. Where do you like to buy a house and what style to decorate it in ... I will rely on you. I will love you as before, no, more than before! Give me a chance. "

"I ... well, I, I, I didn't react at once. I need a little time to accept this fact ... "

"How long has it been? Is life enough? " Big brother's eyes are burning, his eyes are smiling, overbearing and gentle.

The second brother began to seriously consider their relationship, and the past time played back in her mind like a movie: the brother who had been single, the brother who was on call, the brother who was a female friend, and took care of her brother ... She respected him as a brother and always stood up for him. The past is vivid, and it turns out that each other has been so affectionate and righteous.

The moonlight was bright, and my brother gently held her in his arms. It was the first time they had such close contact, and his heart was beating fast, as if his heart were about to jump out of his chest. Extremely nervous, right? She doesn't reject him. She smells good on him. His shoulders are so wide and his chest is so thick. I believe she will be protected.

Is that him?

That's him!

Throughout my life, I long to be collected, properly placed, and carefully preserved, so as to avoid my surprise, my pain, my wandering around, and my lack of guidance.

"That ... first say ok, give you a three-month probation period. After the probation period, you can stay! "

"Ha ha, you can rest assured."

At the moment, the moon on the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of us is a sweetheart.

(Postscript: In fact, the ending of this story is destined to be a sad ending, but I am always happy to see the happyending, so let the ending be fixed in that beautiful moment forever. Because when we grow up, we will understand that eternity is only a moment. And the moment is not eternal? )