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The qq that is very popular after automatically replies to 5 funny sentences.
1. Don't disturb while studying.
2. Hibernation mode has been started
3. Please press five to continue the fire. 4. [Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig.
5. Wait a moment and you will see
6. This is too much.
7.[ Automatic reply] Chat skills are cooling down, and transfer can wake you up
8.
9. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can you excuse me?
1. on the score.
11. add friends to reply 5
12. reply skills are cooling down
13. the breeze refuses to come, and the hot sun refuses to dusk.
14. Wait, wait, wait! ...... coming, coming.
15. I don't want you to think, I just want to think, I think I don't want to talk to you.
16. Please press one for typing and chatting.
17. I'm basking in the sun. Don't bother me.
18. I loved Bao Da, wrote your name, you look good, and saved my mother.
19. Please press six
2. I can't read it back. Noble
21. I'll buy some oranges. You stay here, don't walk around.
22. Hello, if you have a new love order, please check it in time.
23. It has never been the most special one.
24. Don't send me a message if you are afraid of being misunderstood when you are dating.
25. Your little baby isn't here. Your father automatically replies to funny sentences on qq, which is very popular after .
26. I'm sorry, I'm a student, but also a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time and reply to your message easily, which will show that I don't like learning, and I'm sorry for the party, the country and the people.
27. The girl you are looking for is not here. If you don't reply, you are in love with Yibo. If you don't reply, you are married. Thank you.
28. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend, so he can't receive your message.
29. Don't ask me for money
3. For others, please press seven
31. If you come to visit me and I'm not here, please sit with the flowers outside my door for a while. They are very warm.
32. Your handsome father is on his way.
33. People who are coaxed together deserve to be wronged.
34. Welcome to China Sand Sculpture Customer Service Hotline. Press one for typing chat, two for voice chat, three for home chat, four for grass renewal, five for fire renewal, six for others, seven for online chat, and # for returning. You are welcome to leave a message.
35.[ automatic reply] I'm here, but I don't want to talk to you. If you want to chat, you must answer me a question first, which comes first, the chicken or the egg?
36. Please be patient.
37. Jackson Yee's wife is not here
38. I used an automatic reply to explain that I still want to talk to you.
39.[ Automatic reply] The fairy is coming down to earth, please wait patiently.
4. Send a red envelope before I decide whether I am here or not.
41. The valley is long, the butterflies are dancing, the harps are harmonious, the fairy sounds are lingering, and the songs are light, so the so-called life pays off.
42. Ask Super Flash for help if you need anything. Hello, I'm Le Di. Delivered on time at all times.
43. I can't move, but I can't get through. Welcome to visit.
44. Although it is hard, I will choose that kind of hot life. -Kitano Takeshi
45. But you have to treat me to potato chips first, and I want tomato-flavored
46. Hello, I'm discussing with the dark god of Gunala how to kill the magic fairy castle. If you have any difficulties, you can call Super Flash or the Wang Wang team. Anyway, I'm not here now!
47. Toot Toot, I'm a bunny now. I only talk to carrots.
48. Hello, I'm an automatic reply. I can chat with you, but I can only say this sentence.
49.[ Automatic reply] Because I'm too fat, I have great resistance to running. I'll come soon. Wait a minute ~ 222 Fifty funny and provocative automatic reply quotations <
2. Good morning, children. I slept too late last night. I'm still sleeping. Call me if you miss me. It's okay. It's a great pleasure to be missed by children.
3.[ Automatic reply] Be right back after the advertisement.
4. Just read all these, and I will reply to you.
5. Hello
6. Because I'm too fat, I run with great resistance and come soon, and so on.
7. Congratulations on unlocking my little cutie.
8. Hello, welcome to the sand sculpture chain store.
9. Hibernation mode has been started.
1. The other party is in signal connection with the satellite. Please wait for 1% of the current progress.
11. The little fairy is in Magic Fairy Castle. Please send a hula hula to become a pig.
12. What brings you here? Did timi win?
13. Read.
14. If you don't reply to the message, you are in love.
15. Wait for the fleeting time.
16. The other party is streaking and has run out of the service area
17. Life is so long, so why not wait for dad?
18. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.
19. and then, so, what do you want to express?
2. I'm grinding, so I can't greet you, because our donkey went to the Animal Protection Association to sue me, saying that I deprived him of maternity leave.
21. I hope your background color will always be kindness and courage.
22. Sorry, the other party is not your good friend, so he can't receive your message.
23. Prince ne is very busy now. As for what to do, a rainy girl has no melons, but she needs little mud. You just need to study hard and steal the fairy gems with me.
24. Hello, Xiao Zhi is not here now. Please contact Pikachu Pikapi for anything. Thanks for cooperating with 222' s funny and provocative automatic reply quotation 2.
25.[ Automatic reply] Hello. Please use potato chips, lollipops, double-skin milk jelly, seaweed chocolate hamburger chicken nuggets, Orlean crispy sausage, pine nuts, almond pistachios, figs, pecans, beef jerky, sesame cakes, potato chicken ribs, Sprite cola, sweet tubes, strawberries, oranges, green lemons, apples, oranges, watermelons, pitaya and grape ice cream to wake me up.
26. Your Princess Le Yan is busy, please contact me after nine o'clock!
27. Hello, call 11 for alarm and 119 for fire alarm. If you have any difficulties, you can call Super Flash or Wang Wang Team. Anyway, I'm not here now.
28. If you haven't returned, you've been herding cattle.
29. You're graceful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, beautiful, and full of flowers.
3. Your message has been delivered, and the other party has read it, but it just won't reply.
31. Han Han is hibernating.
32. Hadron's mother is here.
33. If I don't return the message, I'm herding the sheep, but I haven't returned it.
34. How many times do I have to tell you? As an attractive woman like me, only money can call me.
35. The sword is not properly matched, and you are already in the Jianghu.
36. Ma Yun and I are playing mahjong, which is expected to last for three hours. We have to ask Ma Huateng in advance.
37. I'm sorry, I'm busy now, and I won't talk to you later.
38. You are a beautiful summer, and you will reply during the taste appreciation period.
39. I didn't see the news just now. Send it again ...
4. Jackson Yee and I went to be astronauts and came back to catch aliens for you.
41. Because there is nothing we can do, we let it be. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so let it be.
42. Please enter 52 times I love you to call me
43. You pick up flowers and smile, and it's raining all over the sky.
44. The sun is strong and the water waves are gentle.
45. Drowned Gollum in the sea of knowledge.
46. What are you doing? What are you arguing about? I'm studying. Can you excuse me?
47. I drowned in the ocean where I was studying.
48. After I have tamed eight ice cream monsters and knocked down the rice fried barbecue magician, I killed the sun dragon with the sword of the knight with sunscreen and the shield of the umbrella lady. The princess rescued the refrigerator and brought you some simple, lovely and interesting automatic reply sentences.
Some simple, lovely and interesting automatic reply sentences.
1. Hadron, what can I do for you? Mom, it's always there.
2. Tell Dad to come back
3. But you have to treat me to potato chips first, and I want tomato-flavored
4. I've gone to the universe to pick stars, and I'll be right back, o~?
5. Wait a minute. I'll peel an apple for you later.
6. I'm Wang Yuan. She's asleep. I'll call you back when I wake up.
7. Sorry, the other party has started friend verification
8. Ding-dong, my reply password is I love you!
9. Let's have a showdown. I don't want to chat with you.
1. All our services are virtual services, and we don't accept complaints and reports. Everything is mainly sand sculpture. Please be responsible for your actions and wish you a pleasant experience.
11. Only when Logger Vick comes to cut down trees can you wake me up, Xiong Er cutie.
12.? Fish, the Tang master went out to cast a net and came back to favor you.
13. Hello, I'm her boyfriend. You can tell me if you have anything, because I recently found many men chatting with her. I love this girl very much and have a strong possessiveness. I hope my baby won't be taken away by others. Although Roy is very busy, I will take time to accompany her.
14? I went to the universe by rocket and crashed on the way. I'm afraid I can't come back.
15. Your Princess Le Yan is busy, please contact me after nine o'clock!
16. The other party's mobile phone has been poisoned, please send me I love you to activate
17. Your little baby is not in your father's simple, lovely and interesting automatic reply sentence 2
18. I am selling dusk in the world, so wait for me to collect the gentleness of the world to see you.
19. Oh, you stupid groundhog, look at what you said. It's just as bad as blueberry pie, aunt Marisu next door. I swear to pull out your hair and make you look like a pious wax gourd, my old buddy.
2. Hello, I automatically reply. You can chat with me, but that's all I know.
21. I'm going to eat. If you are a handsome guy, please contact me later. If you are a beauty ... even if you are a beauty, I have to eat first!
22. I didn't reply to your message because I like you so much. I typed the message in the dialog box for a long time, and I was always dissatisfied with deleting and writing. I wanted to write it perfectly, otherwise I felt that I didn't deserve you. So the last news didn't go out, definitely not because I was playing games.
23. Hello, I am replying automatically. I can chat with you, but that's all I know.
24. When you smile, it's raining all over the sky.
25.[ Automatic reply] The user you contacted was eaten by a pig
26. Welcome to China sand sculpture customer service hotline. Please press one for typing chat, two for voice chat, three for home chat, four for grass renewal, five for fire renewal, six for others, seven for online chat, and # for returning. You are welcome to leave a message.
27. There is nothing I can do, so let nature take its course. Because the heart has nothing to hide, so let it be.
28. I went to the Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with the Magic Fairy King. Please come back later.
29. Sorry, I am a student and a flower of the motherland. I can't chat with you for a long time and reply to your messages easily, which will show that I don't like learning.
3. Hello, call 11 and 119. If you are in trouble, you can call Super Flash, or you can call the Wang Wang team. It is really not possible to go to the Dreyfus Alliance. Anyway, I am not here now.
31.14 I went to the Magic Fairy Castle to play cards with the Magic Fairy King. If you have anything to do, go to Maggie Mixue and Xiaolan and let them tell me through the music box.
32. Auto-reply is too noble to be read
33. Some cute and interesting auto-reply copywriting skills are cooling down 2
34. I'm busy when I'm away. Some simple, lovely and interesting automatic reply sentences 3
35.[ Automatic reply] Please press 1
36. It's as long as a lifetime, so why not wait for me
37. If you don't come back, you are eating chicken. If you don't come back, you are eaten by chicken.
38. Hibernation mode has been started
39. Your message has been delivered to the other party, and I can't read it back
4. I'm Teletubbies, and you don't have an antenna, so we can't communicate.
41. It is closed today.
42. What brings you here? Did timi win?
43. Drowned Gollum in the sea of knowledge.
44. I hope your background color will always be kindness and courage.
45. I didn't see the message just now. Please resend it ...
46. The other party is in signal connection with the satellite. Please wait for 1% of the current progress.
47. Hello, if you need anything, please call Super Flash or Wang Wang. They will help you solve all the problems. Don't disturb my appointment with Jackson Yee. Thank you.
48.Sorry, because the system thinks you look no different from a pig, it has arranged an automatic reply for you. Please leave a message.
49. Don't call me I'm not here.
5. What brings you here? Did timi win? Fifty QQ selective automatic reply sentences to be broken by young people
One QQ selective automatic reply sentence to be broken by young people
1. Don't worry, I'll talk to you when I'm finished. There's no need to be in vain. You can't find me if you want to. If you and I have a previous life agreement, please wait a moment, be there or be square!
2. The signal connection with Magic Fairy Castle is in progress. Please leave a message if you have something important.
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