Satire love rat's domineering. What are they?

1, the east is not bright, and the west is bright, forcing you to be like you.

When I throw a bone at the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me. What are you?

3. You chase me naked for two kilometers, and I'll be a hooligan if I go back!

4, don't open your mouth and shut up with your parents, you are so filial.

5. Always use your bad habits and bad temper to make the women around you hate every attentive man until late, or be deceived to have no bottom line, or be friends with flies and enemies with men from now on. Curse words

6. Some people always think that they are between Bull A and Bull C, but in fact they don't know that they are between Stupid A and Stupid C. ..

7. You are really a scum among scum, a perverted animal, and a bitch among transvestites.

8. If he still says, you say, it's really good, I'll tell you.

9. I am surprised that a rare species like you should be listed as a national first-class protected animal and exhibited at the World Expo.

10, Nongfu Spring, who takes a bottle of tap water from his house every day, still thinks he is quite petty.

1 1, your advantage cannot be counted. You danced on cow dung, everyone played tricks in front of you, climbed mountains and mountains, and didn't want to bring shame on yourself. When you put it on your back, your ass could still poof, not afraid of stink, and you could still smell it. People send nicknames: spanking!

12, frankly speaking, you can hold up a brothel.

13, don't make me add verbs or nouns between me and your family.

14. Go home and look at yourself in the mirror. How many onions are there on your head? If not, buy some and put them in your head. Play dumb.

15 in fact, how much I love to see you, do you know? One day I can't see your slutty sister, and it hurts.

16, you idiot are like crops in the south. You plant three crops a year and never rest.

17, the world is big, but what you lack is even bigger.

18, do you think it's invincible to scold a few words? Will you stop being so funny?

19, who are you kidding? I'm your mother. You look at me like that.

20. I have never lied to you, because I have never lied to anyone.