Now tell me the news.

You love me or you don't love me. I was there, holding you tight.

It is said that this is the state of binge eating: I enjoy it in my mouth and want to be thin in my heart.

During this period, I wanted to turn over the salted fish, but the result was completely sticky.

Both Kai-fu Lee and Jobs like to say: Follow your heart. Translated into Chinese is: cowardice.

The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you are online, I am invisible.

I can't find it anywhere, and I still sigh at my waist. Idle hate, a suit of fat.

Me Before You, my world is black and white. After knowing you, wow, it's all black.

Don't ask me why I like you, Baidu is absolutely satisfied.

To fall in love for the purpose of not getting married is to raise a wife for others.

I don't cry, don't make trouble, don't sleep, take sleeping pills in my left hand and hang myself with a rope in my right hand.

Whether it's a beauty or not, you'll know when you take off your clothes. Handsome or not, just get a flat head.

Let me count. Singles Day will be celebrated again this year.

Young women like rich people, so try a 60-year-old man ...

Nippon, please look at the map. Are you from China? Answer; Earthworms,

People are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.

The lowest goal of college students: peasant women, mountain springs, and a little field.

Everyone has a dream, but the way of dreaming is different.

Accidentally, I saw you clearly. I'm really sorry.

We should have the spirit of toilet, and everything will be clean with one click.

The teacher always told us not to lie, and taught us to lie as soon as we came to check.

Buy a bucket of instant noodles, six packets of seasoning packets, two forks, and a bucket …

Don't fall in love with me, hypocrisy. Get married if you can.

The wind blows and the water cools, and the strong man beats the dog, which is gone forever.

Some predestinations end at the beginning, just like premature ejaculation.

I'm not afraid to drink dichlorvos. I'm afraid to open the lid and have another bottle.

Will the old lady in front please stop combing her hair? I want to sing like snow.

It is raining cats and dogs. Who will hold up an umbrella for me by my side? When he is Xu Xian, I will be calm.

If I can choose my own afterlife, I would like to make a quilt and overwhelm the whole world.

I have the ability to pick up girls, but I am a girl myself.

Everyone has a dream, but the way of dreaming is different.

I am willing to donate all my teachers to fight against Japan. Learning is a trivial matter, but patriotism is important.

I hate two kinds of people most! One is racist, one is black and the third is illiterate!

Qi is a lovely girl, a royal elder sister, with the queen in the middle, and all short hair are brothers.

Confucius said: Sleepless at noon, collapse at noon. Mencius said: Confucius is right.

It doesn't matter if you don't have a girl face, but you dare to have a man's heart.

Since the reform and opening up, my weight has been rubbing on the ground.

Wukong, get the Zijin alms bowl and chopsticks for the master. Jason Wu, go to the kitchen and see if Bajie is cooked.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

I said I was a filter, and everything in my mouth was bleached! Understand?

Teachers always like to say in class: students, please look at me.

I have to admire my female friend for wearing shorts in such a cold day.

Some boys always think that girls are violent, but in fact they owe them.

I can bear hardships. Think about it, I can only do the first four words.

My wallet is like an onion. I burst into tears every time I opened it.

After drinking Sanlu milk powder, my waist has gone sour, my legs have stopped hurting, and my heart has stopped beating!

The danger of angular is that it is convenient for others to chew you up.

Don't contact with yesterday's old time, and always hold hands with tomorrow.

Commitment is like a woman saying she wants to lose weight, but if everything is false, it will be difficult to do it.

I won't argue with an idiot, or others won't know who an idiot is.

The world is coming to an end, and there is something I have been keeping from you. Actually, I am Altman.

Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

If God can give me another chance, I will definitely say three words to you: XX!

It is difficult to go to school when weeding at noon. A little book, just one afternoon.

Come to me when no one in the world wants you, and I will tell you that I don't want you either.

Smart I will never quarrel with you, because. I will never argue with you.

Buddha said that color is empty, and empty is color. Tonight, I want to be free.

Grandpa said: I watched the news broadcast for decades and didn't see the finale.

The early bird catches the worm. I don't get up to eat at noon.

Happiness is like: the cat eats fish, the dog eats meat, and the bump man hits the little monster!

Do you know what you are to me? You are like my period. I'm tired of seeing you, but I don't want to see you.

News broadcast line

1. An earthquake of magnitude _ _ _ _ _ occurred in a certain country, which has caused _ _ _ casualties. China has sent a _ _ _ _ rescue team to the rescue.

2._____ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

People in _ _ _ _ countries are dissatisfied with _ _ _ _ and hold protests to show their prestige. Debauchery has been going on for _ _ _ days.

4. The cause of the _ _ _ incident has been ascertained, and the responsible person has been detained in criminal detention.

5. During the "Seventh Five-Year Plan" period, key projects in China broke through the subject, created benefits and realized profits and taxes.

6.xx visited and met with xx, highly appreciated the relationship between the two countries, and welcomed xx's support for xx's position.

7.xx immediately instructed xx to strictly control hygiene to prevent such accidents from happening again.

8. The Parliament of xx countries adopted a resolution X with xx votes in favour, XX votes against and XX abstentions.

9.xx village, xx county, xx city, xx province, strengthen the study of Theory of Three Represents's important spiritual theory, and effectively solve practical problems for farmers.

The cause of the 10.xx incident has been identified, and the responsible person has been criminally detained.

1 1.xx indicates that this year marks the third anniversary of the establishment of diplomatic relations between China and xx. Over the past three years, with the joint efforts of both sides, the friendship between the two countries has continued to develop. The two families have close contacts, and parties and exchanges are increasingly active. The development of bilateral relations benefits from mutual respect, mutual trust and non-interference in each other's internal affairs. Economically mutual benefit, complementary advantages and common development; In international affairs, we all abide by the purposes of the international charter and the universally recognized basic norms of international relations, and promote peace, stability and development of both sides and the world.

12.xx fought the disease with meaningless heroism. At present, it has achieved staged victory and the body has further developed in a good direction.

13. comment on this website: China _ _ _ _ _ has been praised by all countries, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

14. And admit that there is only one xx in the world, and xx is an inseparable part of xx.

15. The customs stepped up its efforts to crack down on smuggling, cracked a particularly large smuggling case and seized smuggled goods worth xx yuan.

16. At the meeting, xx reached a broad consensus on xx.

17. Talks are always held in a cordial and friendly atmosphere.

18. Today is _ _ _'s birthday. _ _ _ _ hold a forum to discuss _ _ _ in depth and cherish the memory of this _ _ _ _ family.

19. Today is _ _ _ _. People and students from all over the country took to the streets to publicize and popularize _ _ _ knowledge and strengthen _ _ _ education.

20. Today is the anniversary of xx. People and students all over the country have taken to the streets to publicize and popularize xx knowledge and strengthen xx education.

2 1. Today is the birthday anniversary. Party member cadres at all levels held a forum to discuss xx in depth and cherish the memory of this xx family.

22. According to the introduction of xx, xx and xx, the comrades attending the condolence meeting thought that their exposition on the important strategic opportunity period in the first year of xx and concentrating on building an excellent xx in an all-round way expressed their understanding, represented their wishes and further enhanced our sense of historical mission and urgency. Combined with the actual work, the participants said that we must firmly grasp the important period of strategic opportunities in the first semester of this year, speed up institutional learning, complete good relations, and work hard to build xx society in an all-round way.

23. Accompanied by Comrade xx, former deputy director of xx Association.

24. A spokesman for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs expressed regret over the statement, protested and continued to pay attention.

25. The news broadcast is over. Thank you for watching.

26. We should closely unite around the collective centered on xx and concentrate on construction and development.

27. To firmly grasp the fundamental point of xx, we can truly enjoy the achievements of condolences from xx and xx, and strive to realize the continuous reduction of xx. According to the current plan outline of xx, it is an extremely arduous task to increase by about 5% during xx. To achieve this expected goal, we need not only to continue to work in a down-to-earth manner, but also to have new ideas and measures.

28. The minutes of the meeting on xx, xx, xx were adopted in principle and distributed to all xx for careful study and discussion.

29. I had a cordial meeting with xx at Diaoyutai State Guesthouse and had a cordial and friendly conversation in xx.

30. Outstanding _ _ members of China _ _, tried and tested loyal _ _ fighters, proletarian _ _ family, _ _ family, outstanding _ _ people in China, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ *, in _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

Domineering love girls: like you like the news broadcast finale.

Life is short and sweet since I met you. God crushed the star in your eyes, otherwise it would be so charming and shining. If you want to do something, do it boldly. If you make a mistake, it's on me. I want to get dirty blood, and I want to be the bad guy. You should be a princess and be loved.

2, fantasize about living with you, gentle, interesting, not too intense, three meals, four seasons, not too hasty, after all, I have a lifetime to waste with you, you have to spoil me, remember my eyebrows, and I, ah, just lie in your arms and coquetry.

I want to live with you and have a big dog. I want to hold you and wake up to see your sleeping face buried in my chest. I want to hold you from behind while you are cooking. I want to watch TV together and listen to you. I want to go for a walk on a summer night and bring a watermelon back to our house. I want to hide under the covers and watch old movies in winter. I want to coax you when I quarrel. I want to walk my dog and bask in the sun together. Even if life is not so easy, I hope you will be in my future.

Now, I am your girl and your little princess. When I grow up, I will be your wife. With you around, the wind is super sweet. Your appearance is like secretly adding a sugar as light as boiled water in a day.

5. Go your own way, go your own way, and pay less attention to the waste that gossips behind your back. I want to wear pink clothes, a beige scarf, breathe hot milk tea, run to the person I like with short legs and say, hug.

6. I want to surrender, I want to refuse to grow up, I want to be a lovely coward forever, protected by you, and give me all my love. Happiness is not how many sweet words you have heard, but when you are sad, someone can say to you: I wish you had me.

7. I want you to hold my hand and walk all over the streets. I can call you you, so that I can keep you in mind. The three most romantic words in the world are not I love you, but being together.

8. One day, we will live together. There are books that we can read at will on the bedside, two white shirts, one big and one small, hanging in the dressing room, and two cups filled with coffee and tea on the table. It is the happiest thing to come back and wait for you at night. You walk in front, and I will hold your hand behind, listening to you bow your head and say softly, Let's go home.

9. Speaking of love, yes, I am super delicate, so I decided to cry after being wronged. I don't want to be cool. I want to kiss, hug and hold high. I like it. You like the finale of the news broadcast.

10, I want to love you with 100 postures, 1000 love words and 10,000 amorous feelings. The circle of friends you praised is called donuts. I miss you very much. I really want to hide in your arms from the rain. I looked up and asked for a kiss. I can't hide my little tail when I meet you.

Life is only a few decades, so be filial to your parents.

1. Don't lose your temper in the future, think more about your family, don't do things you will regret in the future, and be filial to your parents. They are old, wrinkled and gray-haired, and can't stand the toss. I thought these things would come very late, but I didn't expect them to come so quickly. I can't stand my parents' long white hair.

2. The kindness of parents is as deep as the sea. Never forget the kindness of your parents in life. The cycle of having children is passed down from generation to generation. Being a child should be filial, birds and animals still know the kindness of breastfeeding, parents are flesh and blood, and parents don't respect anyone. The kindness of parenting will be rewarded, children's dreams will be realized, and filial piety will be passed down from generation to generation.

3. Once upon a time, the expectation of "parents are here, don't travel far" often turned into an unfulfilled promise. In order to make a living, some people go away from home, no matter how far away, their elderly parents are always worried. They brought us to this beautiful world, grew up with us and taught us to be human. Of course, it is the people we should thank most, and we should thank them for a lifetime. I wish all parents a long and healthy life. You raised me and I grew old with you.

4. Without sunshine, there is no warmth; Without water, there is no life; Without parents, of course, there would be no ourselves; Without affection, friendship and love, the world would be lonely. Mom and Dad, there are always tears in my heart. You have worked hard. Thank your parents.

We should be grateful to our parents, because they gave us life, nurtured us and gave us a comfortable and warm home. From birth to babbling, from entering school to choosing a job and spouse, parents' selfless care has accompanied every stage of our lives. However, when we really grow wings and fly out of our parents' side, we gradually dilute our parents' goodwill and always use the lack of time as an excuse to prevaricate.

6. Filial piety, filial piety will make you obedient. Filial piety is the responsibility of children and there is nothing wrong with it. Some people think that giving parents good material enjoyment is filial piety, while others think that spending more time with parents is the greatest filial piety.

7. Thank you, Mom and Dad. When I was a child, I thought you were my world. When I grow up, I find that you have always regarded me as your world. The care when I was a child and the companionship when I grew up have always been with you.

8. Filial piety is spring rain, moistening things silently; Filial piety is a wax torch, and tears begin to dry; Filial piety is a spring silkworm, and it will not rest until death.

9. If a person makes his mother sad, no matter how prominent his position is, no matter how famous he is, he is a despicable person.

10. We always thought that filial piety meant giving them a lot of things and doing a lot of things for them. However, I don't know that being able to control your emotions and be kind to your parents is the greatest filial piety.

1 1. Your love is noble, just giving, asking for nothing in return, looking back, and asking for mercy.

12. The year of parents is indispensable. One is joy and the other is fear.

13. Filial piety is the sun, giving people warmth; Filial piety is a mountain to rely on; Filial piety is a crystal and a valuable treasure.

14. Feel the warmth of sunshine, enjoy the coolness of spring water, appreciate the beauty of nature and lament the richness of the earth. Thank nature, thank God for giving mankind rich material conditions. Thanksgiving day, cherish nature and create a paradise where people live in harmony with nature.

15. Take his parents to see a movie, sing a karaoke and take him to experience the high technology of the new era.

16. Filial piety can often replace the noblest feelings.

17. Without sunshine, there would be no warm days; Without rain and dew, there would be no bumper harvest; Without water, there is no life; Without parents, there would be no ourselves. When I was young, my parents held our hands. When we grow up, our parents hold us in their hearts. Thank you, mom and dad.

18. the grace of dripping water deserves the return of spring water.

19. The atmosphere makes people feel respect rather than awe, loyal to friends and filial to parents. Stand at a certain height; Never let others feel your height; Can win the attention of others.

We should be considerate of the elderly and treat them like children.