The funniest advertisement for marriage (selected 19 sentences)

1, good-looking, 28 years old, wants to recruit a prince to be a son-in-law in my house. The requirements are as follows: age 30.

2. Male, 28 years old, 73 meters, junior high school, unmarried, non-urban registered permanent residence, suona team artist, 5 tile houses, three links, monthly income in 600 yuan.

3. Soft female, 25 years old, with high school education, unmarried for several years, good-looking, watery eyes and not very violent teeth. She is 85 meters tall and runs a little fast. She can play volleyball and can find 70 meters.

4. I have been registered in Beijing for generations, and I have four houses, one without salt and countless swimsuits, one for my parents and one for a wedding room. Looking forward to your arrival and watching the sea together in Beijing.

5, poor is ugly, one meter 49; Primary school culture, rural hukou; There are three dilapidated houses and an acre of thin land; Cold pot and hot stove, the wife does not; Throughout the year, the medicine never leaves the mouth; Today, here, we are looking for a girlfriend; Revolutionary road, hand in hand. Would you?

6. The child is 8 years old, his parents are alive and he has never been married. The whole family is loving, busy with work, unable to find a partner, often empty, anxious in the middle of the night, begging personals, seeking beauty, forming a partner, and continuing happiness. Love you, love me and love your wife.

7. I'm Wang Benshan. I am twenty-three years old. I am in estrus and want to talk about love. Working in a hotel, working as a foreman every day, with a salary of 2500. I look ordinary and have a flat. I don't have to worry about borrowing money. I want to find a beautiful woman to accompany me all my life.

8. Jiangnan gentleman, 38 years old, college degree, widowed. I am an elegant person, and it would be great to be proficient in piano, chess, painting and calligraphy! Love literature, write articles for magazines, live in three rooms, including kitchen. Business is not fate, looking for 30 years old.

9. The girl is 28 years old and short of money. Today, she asked for a marriage online, hoping to find a rich man. Age is not a distance, height is not a gap, and I don't care about being fat. As long as I have money, I can stay with you. Don't contact me if I have no money.

10, it is difficult to have a house and a car. Everyone is ordinary. Although I have no job, I don't have enough money to make ends meet. I often sleep on the street and like to play online games. But my personality is gentle enough, and my lover is always not enough. I won't let go when I see a girl. I will always be with you.

1 1. My gender: male, healthy, good-looking, mature, of moderate height, with medium education income and above, I am a new good man. I'm still single because I'm focused on my career. Now I want to find a new good woman to be my partner. I just want her.

12, give your own wedding song, someone will accompany me to get up, someone will wash my clothes, someone will clear my desk and chair, someone will accompany me to go shopping and spend money, you have to do it, come and throw a red line, I will find you in the crowd, remember if you are the one!

13, a TV dating program: Hello everyone! Hello, ladies! Dude, I'm really looking for someone to marry. After years of struggle, they finally made a fortune, having a house and a car. Dude, if you want to get married, go to your space and have a look. That beautiful girl will marry you. Beautiful girls and brothers are here to get married.

14, girl, I can't laugh myself to death. San Xiao pours into the countryside, fish bubbles, geese soar and the moon blooms, but it is also a good flower. You can measure your height and weigh yourself, find a sincere and reliable piece of cow dung, and ask you to raise my little flower more and more beautifully!

15, I don't ask for my marriage conditions, I just ask for an appointment time: not for one day, not for two days; Not sunny, not raining, not cloudy; Not on weekdays, not on holidays; Not on the first day, not on the fifteenth; Spring and autumn are absent, winter and summer are absent; When shall we meet? Hehe, you know what?

16. Exquisite sentences often appear in the form of inspirational sentences, positive energy sentences, beautiful sentences, life sentiment sentences, sad sentences and funny sentences. After time elutriation, they are often short-lived and meaningful. Excerpts from the funniest marriage advertisements.

17. Marriage: I am an extroverted young woman. I rent a house, have a car and have money 100. I want to recruit an introverted and extroverted ambitious young woman to build my own house with me. The car is a sedan chair and the money is six figures. Interested parties please contact me.

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19, when will there be a bright moon? Ask Qingtian, but you can broaden your horizons by walking up a flight of stairs for 300 miles. A good man, 33 years old, has excellent grades in literature and literacy classes, and can always read and write more than 2,000 words with typos. Now I'm looking for women's literature with the same hobbies as me, and it's a pleasure to have friends coming from afar.