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Sorrow and joy are all caused by him. Tell me about it.

1. Only by eating what others can't eat can you enjoy the blessings that others can't enjoy.

2. Time does not go, we are not old; Time is not old, we never leave.

3, life is always very tired, you are not tired now, you will be more tired in the future.

4. It is uncomfortable not to do homework, and it is uncomfortable to do homework.

It's noon now, so it's difficult to go to work. After a morning, it was afternoon. If you have no money to spend, your heart will be more painful. For a better life, hard work is hard work.

6. Don't worry about the present and the future.

7. Facts tell us that people who love each other can't be separated, and separated people don't love enough.

8. Life will eventually have a happy ending, so don't worry about temporary frustration.

9. Let's accept all the good and bad, and then move on without saying a word.

10, if you can't let go of the wrong person, you will never find the right person.

1 1. Our stage is at your feet, so don't be afraid to go. Learn to bear, learn to feel, and then enjoy.

12, I enjoy everything life has given me!

13, things you like can naturally persist, and things you don't like won't last long.

14, life is like a piano: white keys are happiness, and black keys is sadness. However, remember that only black and white keys's ensemble can produce wonderful music.

15, we often envy what others have, but ignore what we have.

Send sentences that others like in the circle of friends.

1, confident but not arrogant, kind but not pedantic, speaking and doing things with backbone, harmonious, domineering but never bullying, strong but not willful. It is a wealth that one should learn to chase and possess.

2. Don't wait for tomorrow, don't believe forever, what you can do is just around the corner. What you love is what you do. No one will wait for you on this stormy road of life. What you can do is to make yourself faster and stronger.

3, the so-called forever, just an excuse for inferiority, the strong will not choose to wait. Even if time passes, even if time passes, the years are silent. If the fate of this life is not exhausted, we will talk about it in the afterlife. After dinner, it seems that the water has flown ... how far is it forever? Are you accurate?

I have been expecting that we will meet again and make a firm oath, but I don't know that no one can match the time. Never gamble on time, we can't afford to gamble. No matter how long it takes, it is limited. In this world, there is no eternity.

5. It really won't last forever. In life, there are obviously many things that we have the opportunity to do, but we put them off day by day. When we want to do it, we find that the opportunity has been missed. In life, we obviously have a lot to say, but we want to talk about it later. When we want to say it, we find it unnecessary to say it. In life, there is obviously a lot of love, and we have the opportunity to grasp it, but we don't care. When we want to love, it is too late.

6. The four most useless things in the emotional world: regret after breaking up, care after not loving, kindness with high self-esteem and low IQ.

7, don't wait forever, really can't afford to wait. If you really want to be forever, then the so-called forever is today, that is, every hour and every second we spend. Never far away. In fact, it's just a moment, a blink of an eye, the moment when the fallen leaves leave the tree, the moment when the cheetah flies over the grassland ... cherish your eyes. It's better to keep in touch with each other often than never forget it. Maybe a little greeting from you will make the other person unforgettable.

8. Don't wait until the end of the day to realize that you haven't said what you should say, done what you should do, met the person you should see and shook the hand you should hold. ...

9. The clouds in the sky are changing rapidly, and the sea on the ground is becoming a mulberry field. It seems that babbling is only one step away from old age. Beauty can turn, stand out from the crowd in an instant, and the journey of life suddenly floats by. I haven't had time to understand the temperature changes of the sunshine in the four seasons, and I walked into the long night with a faint sunset glow …

10, there is no chance to recall or regret. Life is only a one-way ticket, and no sigh or guilt can turn the wheel of years back. Therefore, do everything quickly, don't wait, there is a saying: nothing should be late except death.

1 1. Cry if you want, smile happily. I don't want to be profound, I just want to be simple.

12, a person who doesn't work hard, others want to help you, but they can't find where your hand is.

13, see clearly the trouble, understand and feel sad. Things in the world are too difficult, and people in the world like to struggle. Can't see clearly, a kind of comfort, a kind of peace. Besides, there are so many things in life that people don't like. To see clearly and understand clearly is to ask for it.

14. The older you get, the more uncomfortable you feel socially. Therefore, it is never wrong to master a survival skill and seriously develop a hobby of being alone.

15, always living in some extreme emotions, you will be full of confidence in life for a while, but suddenly at a certain moment, you will completely overthrow it. When you have confidence, you can do anything, and when you overturn all this, you are also 100% discouraged.

16, life is like a mirror. If you laugh, it will laugh; You cry, and it cries. With good ideas, more beautiful things will come.

You never know what you can do unless you try it yourself.

18, I'd rather be disgusted by myself than pretend to cater to others.

Send a classic of a circle of friends, and others will praise it.

1. Leave everything that can't be finished in time to the person who is willing to accompany you.

Please don't betray a friend's privacy just to please another unfamiliar friend.

3, what long hair and waist are not as cool as short hair, and what is not as cool as jumping into the sea.

4. I gradually mature, and there are fewer and fewer friends around me, and my good friends are becoming more and more true. Sometimes I doubt myself. For those friends who are drifting away, we are alienated because I am not good enough or have new friends to replace me. I'm sad but helpless, but I know I don't force what I should leave. I cherish what I stay with, and I don't mind what I hate. After all, it is most appropriate to save it for the last.

The older you get, the more you will understand what you want and know that even if you want to, you can't reach out.

6. It is a temptation to leave with great fanfare. The real departure is silent and no farewell.

7. How many landscapes we have walked, how many road signs we have seen, how many stories we have hidden in our hearts, how many words we have not heard, how many cups of coffee we have changed, how many people we have passed, and the songs we have hidden in our hearts are all for you.

8. Everyone has his own obsession, no matter how ridiculous or unworthy others seem.

9. Forgive my unrestrained love and freedom in my life. I am afraid that one day I will fall down.

10, one day, you suddenly find that your old friend has deleted you from the address book. One day, you suddenly find that the love you haven't said for a long time has been taken away. One day, you suddenly find that everyone in your circle of friends has their own new living environment. One day, you suddenly find that the person you like for a long time is not completely unable to let go, and the person you hate is not so hateful. One day, you suddenly find yourself past the age of laughing and taking it out on others. The best you can do is to accuse yourself of incompetence. One day, you suddenly find it useless to say that you are unwilling to regret any more separation. Because if you don't grow, no one will be strong for you.

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12, I used to be bohemian, wild as the wind and proud as the light. Now I'll draw you a prison. Sentimental hooligans really can't even hold a knife.

Bless others' weddings and send friends away.

1. He is a word, you are a music score, and you two are a harmonious song. A match made in heaven, husband and wife are harmonious!

There are eight words between lovers, that is: trust, understanding, tolerance and tacit understanding. Now I use these eight words to bless your marriage. May you be happy all your life and love each other forever.

Once in a thousand years, I will never come again. In nine days, I will celebrate today. Like-minded people can be friends, but jade bone's ice muscle can't dye Egyptian.

4. When worshipping heaven and earth, Tianxiang is not angry; Second, worship Gaotang, and the family is happy for a long time; Husband and wife respect each other as guests, and a better life is more exciting. A couple get married and love each other for a hundred years. It is an act of god to tie the knot, and the wedding will always be happy and loving!

Fine porcelain is a small flower. He loves you, and you love him. Husband and wife will work together to get a fat doll next year.

6. The moon shines on Dongtai, and love is sweet and beautiful; Deep feelings, hand in hand, go to the old oath together; Thousands of miles of marriage come to meet, and the old man is unwilling; Two of a kind was in a good mood and * * * tied the knot. Happy marriage!

7. The bride and groom enter the bridal chamber, and today fish and water meet; Send my son to heaven next year, live a long life and be prosperous.

8. Why get together and make a previous life; How to love each other and cherish this life; Love each other and heart to heart. God-given marriage, true love lasts forever. I wish you, Yuanyang Butterfly, eternal love, happy wedding and happiness forever.

9. Obey the beautiful bride with honesty, courage, persistence and faith, and dance happily like an eagle spreading its wings and flying; May the delicate bride be more gentle today and embark on the sweet road. Many children are better than vines! Happy wedding!

10. Good day, good luck, good fate, take good care of your other half, good mood, good luck, good opportunity, cherish and respect your one and only, I really envy you, and wish you a happy wedding, good luck and sweet love!

1 1. Find her in the vast sea of people,

12. Happy wedding and early birth! With sincere friendship, I wish you thousands of gifts!

13. Today is a good day, and everything you want can be realized. May you and your wife love each other forever. Add a baby as soon as possible, and happiness won't cheat for long. Send you a wishing bottle, no matter how many wishes you have, there is always happiness waiting for you! I wish you a happy wedding and a happy marriage for a hundred years!

14. This is a day worth celebrating. Today, you finally succeeded in selling yourself. To this end, I set off firecrackers for you.

15. Sparrows are full of spring, and Yin Fei is worried about Iraqis. Through ups and downs, my son and I grew old together. Have a nice month and a long day, and stay together. Grow old together!

16. Happiness is a white wedding dress dancing in the wind; Happiness is a bright smile that stays on your face; Happiness is holding your hand and growing old with your son; Happiness is a step towards sweetness together today. Bless a hundred years of harmony and be United forever!

17. Lantern stickers are double happiness, and Huatang Jinwu is a good couple; Only when a beautiful woman finds a good husband can she get a beautiful woman; The couple raised their glasses and locked their fingers in the wedding building; Stay together all your life and support each other until you get old. Send real wishes by SMS, wishing you happiness forever. Happy wedding!

18. A table has four corners, and the bride will be numb tonight. We'll all leave later. Let's see what you two say.

19. Who said that naked marriage has no face, no ostentation and extravagance is commendable, hard work and plain living is a good tradition, and new people in my humble abode laugh. Husband and wife were newly married in Ming and Qing Dynasties, and met again in Kunlun for a hundred years. Respect for the elderly and love for the young will flourish, and the love between husband and wife will last forever! Happy wedding to naked young people!

20. The salute rang happily, and snowflakes and plum blossoms bloomed side by side. Outside the bridal chamber of my intimate husband, there is a charming red skull. Wish: Happy wedding.

2 1. Floats were ushered in and firecrackers were set off. The groom hugged the bride tightly and the scarlet letter grinned. The two newlyweds are the protagonists. They sang a song of a fairy couple, which made friends and relatives cry. The bride and groom are even more intoxicated. Tonight, the Milky Way has built a magpie bridge.

22. When getting married, send a flower basket: there are pairs of roses; With magnolia, everything is not difficult; With jasmine, everything goes well; There are autumn chrysanthemums, which are more than enough every year; There are flamingos, thriving; With peony, life is safe.

23. I have been brewing for a long time, conceived a lot, deliberated a lot, considered a pair, and finally found that a simple sentence is the best: Happy wedding!

24. Marriage is established by God, and a happy marriage is given by God; May our God give you and your family all the blessings in the sky and the blessings hidden underground!

25. Blow the horn, play suona, and the sedan chair will jump to meet the newcomers; Firecrackers sounded, fireworks danced, red candles laughed and worshipped the world; Roses are bright, double happiness, and the bridal chamber is romantic in pairs; Red dates are sweet, peanuts are fragrant, and children grow prosperous. Wedding day, dear friend, I wish you a happy wedding, a hundred years of harmony and an early birth.

26. A good husband and wife are made for each other, and they tie the knot. Husband and wife have deep feelings and live up to youth and the sky. The proud snow of Hongmei adds joy and loyalty to life. Carve a beam and draw a jade screen, and its moments of beauty will last until dawn. Wish: I love my life.

27. Today, with joy and gratitude, on behalf of the church, I extend my heartfelt blessing to you: the work of the Lord is eternal, and his love is endless; May God bless your love higher and longer than the high sky, and your love is deeper and wider than the deep sea!

28. Red candles shine, eyebrows droop, and candlelight couples meet; Lotus tent, mandarin duck curtain, the effect of * * * Phoenix flying together; Never regret, tonight's dream makes people drunk, and it will last for a hundred years.

29. Asking for a wedding leave, drinking a wedding banquet and entering the bridal chamber are three major events in life. Dear friend, on your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding!

30. You don't need too many sweet words at the moment, but too many true feelings can help you in the same boat in the future. As friends, please let us share this romance, and then send our sincere wishes to your friends: I wish you a happy wedding and happiness!

3 1. May your descendants worship God! May you teach your descendants according to the teaching and warning of the Lord; Do the same for yourselves and do the will of the Lord. May your love be more beautiful than mine. More fragrant than ointment; Sweeter than honey dripping from the hive; And more precious than extremely expensive treasures!

In the next year, Lin's children should have a good dream, and in the Millennium, they will celebrate and live in peace. Yuxi has a long history and elegant reputation.

33. What is marriage? Let me tell you today: marriage is the crystallization of love, the beginning of happiness, the expectation of leaving half a piece of candy after eating, and the hand to hold tightly in the face of difficulties.

34. Be born twice at a time, and fall in love to see the quantity; Walk by the roadside three times and four times, and go in and out hand in hand five times; Six times, seven times, a hug, eight times I feel very happy; Nine generations under one roof, ten new lovers become strangers; Young men and women should be cautious and enjoy blessings when they fall in love and get married.

35. The predecessors of Yinjingtai are like jade, and the oriole has flowers on her pillow. White-headed Qi Mei Yuanyang fly with me, Qingyang Ricky Taoli concentric. The window is embroidered with curtains, and the silver candle and gold cup reflect the eyebrows.

Three major events in life: On my wedding night, when I became the first, I met an old friend in my hometown. Dear friend, on your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding!

37. Love is not so easy, happiness is not so easy, and vigorous love is not as good as quiet happiness. May your future be dull and happy! Friend, happy wedding!

38. The moon and the old man are connected by a thread, and our hearts are connected. The future is long, and life is more delicious with you around.

39. Being late is definitely not my personality. Now I punish myself for three cups. Then send my blessing, only wish you husband and wife harmony, happiness and happiness! Hold it every day for life.

40. New concept wine pool meat forest, congratulations on your wedding. There were a series of festive salutes and floats in an endless stream. Firecrackers ring loudly on auspicious occasions to welcome the bride's honey. One vowed to worship heaven and earth, and the other worshipped Gao Tangxiao first. Husband and wife worship marriage, and husband sings like a fairy. Candles in the bridal chamber are like mountains, and love lasts for a hundred years. Wish: a hundred years of harmony!

4 1. Bless you and laugh for you, because today, my heart is as happy as yours!

42. Today is your big day. May you tie the knot and grow old together!

43. Marriage is like planting flowers, watering with heart, sheltering from rain with love, sheltering from sand with affection, caring with love and caring with sincerity. Friends, please remember, have fun!

44. Wedding wishes you, there is an opportunity called fate, there is a happiness called love, and there is a happiness called marriage; When you seize the chance of fate, enjoy the happiness of love and experience the happiness of marriage, I wish you a hundred years of harmony.

45. Eat candy and finally tell the groom that the goods have been sold and will not be returned. Happy wedding.

46. This is a beautiful day with gongs and drums and flowers. Guests from all corners of the country have come, and the traffic is full of blessings. A perfect match for a man and a woman, the full moon and Dillian. The earth endures, and the sky endures; One day both will end, and true love will never end. Happy wedding.

47. After waiting for a thousand years, it is doomed to be three lives, and this life is a vast sea of people. How lucky I am to meet you! Today, you hold hands for life, and I wish you happiness.

48. The conciseness of Tang poetry is difficult to understand, the exquisiteness of Song ci is difficult to understand, the splendor of Han Fu cannot be learned, and the essence of Yuan Qu cannot be practiced. Don't dislike the low literary talent, just listen to the real blessing.

49. All's well that ends well, lovers are destined to get married in previous lives. Happy wedding! A hundred years of harmony!

50. Three major events in life, dear sister. On your wedding day, let me sincerely wish you a happy wedding!

5 1. Happiness comes too suddenly and life is so simple; Today, on this full moon, I wish you sweet love and happy marriage. I hope you can be together and achieve a wonderful life. Happy wedding!

52. Firecrackers greet relatives and neighbors, decorated with lanterns, talented people and beautiful women match heaven and earth, red berries spit out joy, red wine fireworks make the wedding, and the United States and the United States wish Mei Qi beaming. Wedding date, I wish the couple happiness, peace and happiness.

53. It takes a long time to get married, but it takes a hundred years to build the ferry. The groom unveiled the red veil and the red candle reflected beauty. Beautiful, my lover is warm in the bridal chamber, holding hands with me on the road of happiness, sharing joys and sorrows. Hold your hand and grow old with your son. May a couple tie the knot and be together forever!

54. May you two entangle each other with love, be considerate and care for each other, and share joys and sorrows in the future. I wish a century of harmony and unity. Best friend's touching wedding congratulations.

When the bell of happiness rings, a couple will face a bright future and offer my most sincere wishes. I wish you two a happy wedding! Unite forever! Beautiful moment forever, love forever!

56. God bless you. May you be healthy and happy all your life!

57. Today, I won a beauty, and since then, my life has been endless; Newlyweds often accompany them, with a long history and spring scenery as new; Love is not chaotic, and laughter is warm; I wish the newlyweds eternal soul mate and loving each other.

58. Happy wedding and early birth! With sincere friendship, I wish you thousands of gifts!

59. When people don't expect it, send blessings by SMS. Once upon a time, * * * smiled, and now she is going to be a wife. The bridal chamber was beaming and surrounded by relatives and friends. My blessing is indispensable. I wish you a happy life and grow old together!

60. Since then, the sky is bluer and the moon is more round, and you have more expectations for the future; From then on, you won't feel lonely when you laugh and cry. Life began to be happy. Friend, happy wedding!

6 1. The spring flowers are blooming, the phoenix and the phoenix set each other off, the buildings are carved with beams and painted with buildings, the charming birds are in full bloom, and love birds is flying together in the gentle fields. A happy marriage is predestined, and a happy life will bloom forever. May you only love me deeply, be happy, affectionate and warm all your life.

62. Know each other and love each other, and love each other knows each other better. So you are the legendary fairy companions! I wish you love and know each other year after year!

63. There is a piece of land in Yangcha Wali, which has not been visited for more than twenty years. Open up wasteland today and have twins next year.

64. Red candles, red windows and red clothes, a new home and new people are coming. Eight thousand guests laughed, and both parents were happy. The ceremony of lovesickness is far away, and the sound of harps is infinite. Two sincere brocade accounts, a piece of spring night truth. I wish you a happy wedding and a lifetime of love.

65. Courtesy is in spring and the wind is warm. There are jade people in Huatang, which should be determined by the fate of III, and they are like guests.

66. I want to say: In the past, roads left countless footprints. In the future, dreams will take you to the distant sky. This is a new beginning. You will do better from here on. May you have colorful love.

67. The lotus under the moon is sparse and full of fragrance; Chi Pan willows, shrouded in tender dreams. Flowers fall into the water, drifting away and yearning infinitely; Cold and quiet, singing all kinds of tenderness. Osmanthus fragrans is the boudoir under the autumn gauze; Red candles are shining in the dark and lovers are embracing each other.

68. A firecracker shocked the world, and a man greeted his wife at the door. The family dressed up like fire, sitting in a sedan chair back to Langguan. Three Bai Na husband and wife righteousness, kindness as heavy as a mountain. From now on, help others to be old, harmonious and happy.

69. October is a happy siege, and people are destined to live a good life and celebrate the National Day. In the golden autumn, there is double happiness, all shall be well that ends well, and there is sincere love. I am very happy when I am newly married on National Day. I wish you a hundred years of harmony and happiness.

70. Yesterday, as a beautiful memory, let's reminisce together after marriage. Today, as a brand-new poem, let's read it after marriage. Tomorrow, as a beautiful picture, let's draw it after we get married. Yesterday, today and tomorrow have all become priceless necklaces that we gave each other!

7 1. Flowers are fragrant for you, birds song for you, happiness spreads its sweet wings, happiness sings loudly in the sun, and lovers who love each other walk into the wedding hall. May you hold hands all your life and never part!

72. Happy words are as red as fire and as sweet as honey. A jubilant atmosphere filled the home, and a happy smile hung on the face. Happy days send my sincere wishes: grow old together and be happy forever!

73. Lotus flowers stand side by side to show mutual affection; The branches of the tree are planted together and have the same spirit! May we get along for a hundred years and fly with me!

74. I heard that you are getting married, so I'll join in and say hello! Take the time to have a baby. How sweet it is for a family of three! There are many trivial matters in married life, such as rice, oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and tea. Although business is hard, this is a happy home!