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Tell me after I die. Tell me after I die.

1. After I die, you can eat my pancreas. It is said that if someone eats the pancreas, the soul will live in that person's body forever. I want to live, live in the body of the person I cherish.

2. I have been thinking, if I have a child, who should I entrust the child to if I die early in the future? All because I gave birth to her and I couldn't protect her.

I often think about what will happen after I die, but I never think about what I should do before I die.

Jing elder brother, after my death, there are three wrongs. I will allow you to marry, but I will not allow you to marry another woman, because I am sincere to you. If you marry another woman, I'm afraid she will cheat you. I allow you to build a grave for me to worship me, but you are not allowed to bring Zheng Hua to worship me because I am still a cheapskate! After I die, I allow you to grieve for me for a while, but I don't allow you to be depressed.

I'm so sad, I don't know how to go in the future. I am sorry for my family. After I die, I hope you won't be sad or cry for me. Everyone will die. Leaving is a relief for me. Don't feel sorry for me. I'm sorry in this life. You should live well.

6. I made my own meatballs the other day and forgot to put them in the refrigerator. The weather is terrible. The rancid smell of this meat reminds me of the rancid smell of my body after I die. It should taste the same, maybe it will be stronger and more smelly.

Please don't keep my appearance in mind after my death, because I don't want you to cherish sad memories alone.

8. Today is 2690 days, and every day after that, this number will be increased by one until the day I die.

9. Some people say that after I die, she will pack my work files and throw them in my coffin, so that I can decompress myself. It's 20 19, the harshest thing I've ever heard.

10. One day I was chatting with my deskmate, chatting and chatting, and a photo popped up. This bothers us. I said it would be great if you grew up like this in the future. You said I was not a freak, and the logo was so beautiful. Yes, I'm dead.

1 1. From the day I die, the days after that will be good!

12. I hope my heart is quiet when I die.

13. Please don't come near my body after I die, because I have no strength. Raise your hand to help you dry your tears.

14. Some people really don't want to contact after a long time. I am good to you because I hope you will be good to me. You and I have no fate, but I'm dead. Now I understand, I don't want to stay. Let's rely on fate in the future.

15. I won't eat hot pot with red soup in the future. My stomach hurts and I simply died peacefully.

16. I have a bad stomach. When I meet someone who advises me to drink, I will directly confirm that this person wants me to die.

17. Please don't bury me too deep after my death. I'm afraid that my motherland will be invaded, so I can't get up. Even if it turns to dust, I will blow it into the eyes of the enemy.

18. I hope you won't say impossible in the future! It won't work out. I told you, I can die, but I can't give up on you. I would rather lose my life than you!

19. I died in your nightmare, but after a long time, looking back, no matter whether you and I were still together at that time, at least at this stage of my life, I lived in your soft heart, clear eyes and sweet voice, and you lived in every corner of my life forever.

20. My expectation of life is simple. I hope that my children's circle of friends will not block me in the future. I hope that after I die, everyone will think that she is a naive and frank person all her life.

2 1. From now on, I won't bother you anymore.

22. I will do it myself when the road is easy, and I will do it myself when it is difficult. Whether I am tired now or later, I will be tired. I can't die anyway, so don't expect me to be unhappy. I am willing to do what I want, whether it is good or bad.

202 1 sweet nothings: Don't wait for me to change before saying you miss me.

1. Everything that can last for a long time is based on liking. I dare not look at you. Every look is a confession.

2. Some people try their best to get close to you, while others gently hook your hand and let you roll and climb away.

Even if I am as good as a million, you can't see it, because you don't have a pair of eyes that love me.

4. You will always meet the right person. You can be willful and coquetry, without deliberately accommodating, and you will fall in love tacitly. You only think about whether he is here or not every day, not whether he still loves or not.

If we are lucky enough to be together in the future, we must have a clear division of housework. You clean the house and I'll clean you up.

6. Say what you like. Who will miss you as a friend? Complete works of classic quotations from love.

7. I used to care about many things. I care that you are hot and cold to me and that you have left me. Now, I don't care if you are free.

8. If a person misses you enough, he can't help thinking of coming to you. He won't talk to you until you talk to him. Friendship or love, there is no shyness between them.

9. It turns out that the right person is not the person you are desperately chasing, but the person who is willing to take you away when you are tired.

10. How could I not like it? The first time I saw you, my heart had already fallen.

1 1. To like you is to give up a thousand times in my heart. If you say something nice, I will risk my life another 10 thousand times.

12. Don't wait for me to change before you say you miss me.

13. If I can have 999 times of good luck in my life, I would like to share all 997 times with you, leaving only two times for myself: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever.

14. I loved you very much yesterday, and I don't want to love you today, but I know that I still love you the most when I wake up tomorrow.

15. It's the most comfortable like this. You don't have to be good. I like it. I'm not okay. You're not disgusted.

16. San Mao asked Jose: What kind of person do you want to marry? Jose said: millionaires like it, billionaires don't like it. Sanmao said: Then you like rich people. Jose said: If you want, just have a full meal.

Tired and sad, I will only live for myself in the future.

1, loving you is the best thing I have ever done in my life; Waiting for so many years, maybe just to meet you and run this spotless love with you. You see, so many people, such a big world, it's good that I met you and you met me. All we have to do is hold each other's hands to the end, and leave the rest to fate.

2, time is quiet, talking to you; The water is always flowing, and it is with you; Prosperous, you are old. If you want to come to this life, there will always be someone who will hold your hand, integrate love into life, be gentle all your life, accompany you to dye your white hair in first frost and watch the flowing water with you.

3, the years are picturesque, I am obsessed. I made a promise, how can it be flashy? After all, it is romantic, a touch of Warsaw.

4. Waiting for you for three years. Let me do it twice a year, but I'm still deaf and dumb, and I'll never hear from you again. If the hardships in the world can wash away everything in the past, I would like to bear all kinds of honors and disgraces in the world, only hoping to get rid of this experience that was destroyed and tortured by regret.

5, you will never understand, pride is like the kind of weakness that I used to hide in a woman's arms and cry.

6, watch the sunset, watch the smoke next to the column. If I can face every morning with a smile, I don't think I will leave my sadness to the sleepless dusk.

7. I am too humble to look back. I am too humble to ask others if I am still fine.

8. There is a river called Forget Sichuan, a bridge called Helplessness, a piece of water called Forget Love, a stone called Sansheng and a flower called Sansheng. After drinking the water to forget the year, you will never forget what you should forget when you cross the forgotten river.

9. It is enough to have a bosom friend in life. But if this only confidante misses this life because of my cowardice, then I will be miserable all my life. I want to do my best to write the first love letter in my life, end my earnest wish, and let you know that on the other side of the world, there is someone who is thinking of you, loves you from the bottom of his heart, and won't let you live too lonely.

10, some things, missed, is equal to forever; Some people, lost, is a lifetime. It takes a while to fall in love with someone; It takes a lifetime to forget someone. If he doesn't deserve your love, then please let go and give you two opportunities to pursue happiness; Since you want to be together, don't let time kill your original love, don't let time push you to your respective intersections, and then wave goodbye to each other.

1 1, there is always a little coolness in the circulation of seasons, and how many true feelings are interpreted in the rush of years; How many romantic snowy nights have you drowned? If all the stories are for the final parting, it is better to write the past. Life is unhappy, because it's natural that we can't let go. The wind comes and the rain falls, and Qiu Lai leaves.

12. Last night, the moon was dim, and I quietly sent you on a long trip. From then on, a tearful little star appeared on the horizon.

13, if life never met, I couldn't deeply understand loneliness and sadness, and I was inexplicably moved and fell asleep with tears in my eyes.

14. If we never meet in life, I won't keep my imagination alone. Even though I am inevitably lonely and helpless, I still hold on to this dream.

15 I know everything, I just cooperate with you to break my heart.

16, I thought you left me and I died, but after half a year, I began to wonder why I was still alive.

17 some people, I can't let go, but they are helpless, pretending to be strong and laughing and saying that it doesn't matter. The happier I laugh, the more painful I feel.

18, so many lonely people, how many are happy?

19, I have a fleeting time, and I am confused.

20. If everyone exists independently, will there be less so-called sadness?

2 1, please allow me to be a little proud, because I am a person.

22. It turns out that everything is my romance, and you are just acting with me.

23. How much harm is hidden behind every smile?

24. How many men have I seduced, including you, and how many women have I liked, including me?

25. Live only for yourself in the future.

26. Look at my tears. Do you really care?

27. As long as you say, let me leave.

28. I can't learn to be patient, to give up and to smile after you betray me.

Perhaps it was my romance that made me direct and stage this tragedy.

30. If I have never met in my life, how can I understand that a person's loneliness is so unforgettable, but he can release his hesitation and helplessness.

Talk about character after being angry.

1, smile and be seriously angry.

Please forgive me for saying only what makes you angry and makes you sad.

Whenever I get angry, someone will trick me.

4, you are rude, I stopped thinking, the straight line is always vertical.

I hope you can coax me every time I get angry. Who knew it was all romantic?

6. Many times people are angry not because they are really angry, but because they are disappointed or worried.

I think he will care about me, so I often sulk with myself.

8. When you are angry, it is like a sudden rainstorm. Passers-by who can't dodge are caught in the rain and have to shake their heads and smile, only blaming the weather, not you.

9. Sometimes I get angry, angry and sad. In fact, it's just because the results you get are far from what you think. You are always competing with yourself.

10, it's useless. I'm already angry. Start plan a to destroy mankind and eat all the food.

1 1, my principle is: I won't commit a crime unless others commit a crime against me; If someone attacks me, I will be angry!

12. Get angry when you are fat. I want to eat when I am angry, and I am getting fat again.

13, with your tears, your smile, your hypocrisy, go where you come from.

14, I like people with an open mind. I'm short-tempered and awkward. I don't follow the silence or coax me, just hold me tight and say I'm not angry. Forgive me.

15. Never make others angry when they are sad, otherwise the consequences will be very serious.

16, it's not that I have no temper, but you don't deserve my anger!

17, a repeated sentence I love you, how many women did you give Ctrl+V?

18. If leaving is good for me, why don't you die?

19, I can't wait to go up and slap her when I see you talking to other girls.

20. Being angry is just to find an excuse to make you care.

2 1, damn it It's fucking uncomfortable

Don't let me see you being nice to others, I'll really get angry.

23. No matter how annoying you are, you are not qualified to be angry with the person who is kind to you.

24. I am very angry. I hid, thinking that you would look for me all over the world. After waiting for a long time, I came out and told you I was coming.

25. If a word pops out of your mouth when you are angry, it hurts people and yourself. It is useless to regret afterwards, just like a piece of white paper stained with dirt, which cannot be restored to its original state.

26. Making a decision when you are angry is like pouring warm water on the bed and warming it for a second. The rest is all separation and madness, and irreparable pain.

27. I don't know how to forgive, so that things that could have been shaking hands and happy were misunderstood because of anger.

28. No matter how bad I say, as long as I'm willing to tell you, I'm actually being nice in disguise.

29. It is because I like you so much that when you touch my bottom line, I can only lose my temper carefully, and finally I have to say sorry to you.

30. If I get angry, I won't hurt others or embarrass myself.

3 1, when you held her in your arms, I just wanted to stab you to death. I wanted to gouge out your eyes, gouge out your heart and sew up your mouth, but in the end I quietly tucked you in.

Sometimes the biggest temper a girl can lose is being polite to you.

Please cherish the person who came back to you after a big fight with you.

34. The person you really love always makes you angry, but you can't find out what he did wrong.

35. Are you angry? Is it hydrogen or oxygen, nitrogen? Squatting in the corner and exploding!

36. Smile and be seriously angry.

37. I like that we make the teacher angry, and then he shouts: I'm not going to the self-study class!

I am angry because you don't care about me, and I am angry because I care about you very much.

39. Sometimes you are angry, angry and sad. In fact, it's just because the results you get are far from what you think. You have been fighting with yourself.

40. I just want to make you jealous, angry and funny, because I like you and care about you.

4 1, always angry and not talking. I laughed at my heartache and saw that I was ignored.

42. When I am angry, I burst into tears. When I quarrel with someone, I cry. Why the fuck did you give me such a timid physiological structure?

43. How can disappointment be the same as anger? Anger is to be coaxed, disappointment is to say nothing, and start to think rationally about the meaning of this relationship.

44. Sometimes what you say really hurts, but I'm only angry for a few minutes at most.

45. Many times, girls are not really angry. They just want to do it once in a while. As a result, if you don't coax her, she will really get angry.

46. I like people who are smart. I'm short-tempered and awkward. I don't follow the silence or coax me, just hold me tight and say I'm not angry. Forgive me.

47. Every time after a quarrel, it is very imposing, and then a person secretly cries there. I have a bad temper and can't help it.

48. You think I'll be fine the next day when I'm angry. You think I can't live without you anyway, but you know, if I am disappointed, I will be sad.

49. When you are angry, you must coax me, buy me food and kill you when you are full.

50. A person has a lot of sulks that others don't know, and then gets well again.

5 1, what you say when you are angry is not necessarily angry words, but maybe a secret hidden in your heart.

52. People are self-righteous.

Just because I don't like being angry doesn't mean I have no temper.

54. I am helpless and angry, but so what.

You can be angry, but don't take it out on me.

56. When you are angry, you will be said: Gee, you can't take a joke. You just want to say to those people: come on, I'll stab you, and you smile and say you still want it.

57. You will never know how many times I have put up with you that can make me angry.

When a girl is really angry, she doesn't cry, make trouble or talk.

59. Unless you explain it to me clearly, I will be angry until I die.