Use it to send a funny text _ a text suitable for sending.

What is the most important thing when you make a speech? Words seem very important! Therefore, I arranged some funny words for you. I hope you like them.

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Send funny text 1, don't believe that it will automatically shut down after antivirus. On a business trip for a month, the computer is still on.

2, since streaking, waist does not hurt, legs do not cramp, eat! !

3, if you say it, don't explain it. It's right to translate it for your mother.

It is said that money is everything. As a result, I took the money to the canteen to buy a man but was beaten into a giant panda.

If you delay again, you will be kicked to the South Pole to waltz with penguins.

6. Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night. The next day, I found that I lost weight.

I didn't know that dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

8. I still like plain face, because I can rub my eyes unscrupulously.

9. Everyone wants to catch the tail of youth, but youth is a gecko.

10, test lies with lies, and all you get are lies.

1 1. What are the two words you hear the most in the new water margin-eating wine.

12, shout after me: money is coming, money is coming, and as a result, money really falls from the sky. Alas, it turned out to be a dream.

13. Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

14, close your eyes. I want to ask: Are your eyes red? You can infect me. ?

15, the grace of dripping water should be reported in spring? When I lend you a dime, please pay me back one hundred.

16, don't be cool with me. You think you are Youku.

17, I have given you my phone number. Why don't you understand my mind? Charge me dozens of dollars for something!

18, the teacher said to his mother: Does the child giggle at his crotch every day in class?

19, one day the emperor said to the little eunuch: You describe me in one word. ? The little eunuch said: hey!

20. If eating more fish can nourish the brain and make people smart, then you should eat at least a pair of whales.

2 1, I generally don't like to see a doctor, because doctors have nothing to see.

22. My left eye jumps for money, my right eye jumps for disaster, and both eyes jump. Does this mean that I am about to fall into a big hole full of money?

I want to be your heart in my next life. If I don't jump, you will die.

24. I went swimming in the lake in the afternoon and suddenly it rained heavily. I quickly dived into the water to avoid the rain.

25, I want to be as strong as a cactus, but also learn to poke the bad guys.

26. If you ignore me, I will go to your house to sing? Awkward?

27, the first thing to get up in the morning, open your eyes, the first thing to go to bed at night, close your eyes.

28. You are crazy, I am stupid, and you are crazy together.

Although I am delicate, I am actually illiterate.

30. When I go to bed at noon, I set the automatic reply to? Then, as a result, my classmates chatted with it all noon.

3 1, I didn't dare to sleep after watching the ghost film last night, and I can't sleep tonight because I was bitten all over.

32. On such a sunny day, I was still sleeping, and I repented. In order to express my deep apologies, I continued to sleep.

Don't tell me that you are virtuous. You are simply too idle to know anything.

34. Gobble, obviously wolves and tigers, and swallows.

35. I want to be a stinky tofu-like person, smelling stinky and eating fragrant. This is called connotation.

36, three people must have my wife, choose its beauty and take it.

37. Don't call me ugly. I was handsome when I was a kid.

38. Behind every Altman, there are a group of monsters who are beaten silently.

I have decided to start an Internet company when I grow up. What's my name? Cover your ears? , more thunder.

40. Women now: Looking back, the weather is good. Looking forward to the future, no grain will be harvested.

4 1, Lao Ban, if you push us again, we will go to Liangshan.

42. What's the difference between Wei Xiaobao and Big Wolf? One is animation and the other is reality. Learn from Wei Xiaobao.

43. Every woman can only be a Lori for two years, while every man can, uncle, for a long time.

44. If one day men all over the world menstruate, I will sell sanitary classics.

45. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find out!

46. When I can't sleep, my roommate asks me to count from one to one thousand until I fall asleep. I had just finished drinking a cup of coffee when I finished counting.

47. Now I know that Baidu doesn't know everything. I asked it where my fiancee was, and it was difficult.

48. A tinkling cat lives in the dark forever because it can't see its fingers.

49. Maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

50. I know you don't treat me like a number. In fact, I have never paid attention to you.

Suitable for the words 1, forget the promise you made and live the rest of your life alone.

2. Being able to say but not to do is not true wisdom.

Life is made up of many uncertainties, which is also its wonderful place.

Dream your dreams, go where you want to go and be yourself, because you can only live once!

Sometimes, let nature take its course, and you will know whether those things are worth having.

6. Let go of the people and things that have gone away, and let go of the right and wrong that have long been dusty.

7. Anger without strength is meaningless.

8. Poverty is nothing more than begging and death.

9. Don't look for the reason of failure, just look for the method of success.

10, sometimes flowers bloom and sometimes flowers fall. Don't be nostalgic, those who should go will eventually go; Don't be demanding, what should come will come sooner or later.

1 1, no one needs to lose it, and the life that suits them is the best life.

12, true courage is not overwhelming, but not overwhelming by everything.

13, poverty cannot wait. After waiting for a long time, you get used to being poor.

I am not happy, but I can live with a smile.

15, my parents are not bosses, and I am not a rich second generation, so my future must depend on myself.

16, reading, this is to meet a better self.

17, I can only catch up with my dream if I keep running.

18, you must take what you want, or you can't afford it if others give it to you.

19, I would rather be laughed at for a while than for a lifetime.

20. Believe in yourself and be better than anyone else.

2 1, love yourself, rely on yourself and be yourself.

What I want to do is to be a king who has fallen into the abyss but still stands proudly.

23. Even if you fall, stand up beautifully and cry again.

24. Be a girl with texture: read, travel, go to bed early and get up early, be beautiful, elegant, self-reliant and independent.

You can't change the past, but you can change the future

26. The road to the king must be bumpy. Please step on the thorns and walk to the king's throne.

27. You are only responsible for the wonderful God's own arrangement.

28. We have no books or pens, but we have a heart that doesn't want to fail.

29. The so-called life is to stand up and walk with a smile no matter how painful you are.

Smile and tell others that I am stronger today than yesterday, and I will be the same in the future.

Suitable for writing sentences 1, lewdness leads the trend and lewdness makes dreams come true.

2. Happy and Journey to the West, you can catch them every time, but you can't eat them.

Teacher, it's very kind of you. It's true that you gave so many homework as gifts when you were on vacation.

According to my judgment on Mid-Autumn Festival, I can't look directly at National Day.

Because we met in the vast sea of people, which is too unexpected.