Humor about traffic jams on expressways

Humor about highway traffic jams is as follows:

1, finally know why speeding was fined. Speed limit 120km/h is not for you to drive 120km/h, but for you to drive 120km/min!

2. Never drive on the highway again, it's too congested! I drove two kilometers in an hour and a half, walked five kilometers off the expressway, and got on the expressway again!

3. There is a traffic jam on the highway, and the dog who comes out for a walk will get home before you!

4, high-speed traffic jam, get off more times than eat!

5. When others get off the expressway, I will get on the expressway and enter the service area!

If you give me a pair of wings, I can fly from dawn to darkness!

7. It is recommended to go out for a walk and navigate in the future, as far as you want, as slow as you want, and it won't let you get stuck in traffic anyway!

8. Don't drive to work in the future, just jump rope to work in the car, which is healthy and environmentally friendly!

9. Don't say that everything will come naturally in the end, even if there is a road, it is a dead end!

10, the biggest fear on the highway is not that you accidentally overspeed, but that you are always in front of other people's taillights!