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Life is confused, let me talk about qi.

? Four puzzles that people can't avoid in life are called "wine, sex, wealth and gas", each of which hurts more than the other. No one will not get hurt, and no one will be empty. Alcohol is harmful to the body and makes people lose their minds. Of course, some people realize this, and they can drink without getting drunk, or they can not touch alcohol at all. The second is color, which can be avoided for some sages, so that the mind is free from distractions and the six roots are clean. Third, there is wealth. There is a saying in China that "birds die for food and people die for money". However, there are also people who remain uncorrupted and there are always people who are not greedy for money. But what everyone can't avoid is "qi". So anger hurts the most. In the Romance of the Three Kingdoms, Zhou Yu's dying cry, "If you are born with Yu, how can you be clear?" This is enough to prove that excessive anger is life-threatening.

Why are you angry? I looked through the books and found the danger of getting angry. It is recorded in Huangdi Neijing. Su Wen Theory of giving pain: Anger leads to anger, which means that when people are angry, anger will rush forward. There is an idiom called anger rushing to the crown. Whoever made this idiom must know a thing or two about Chinese medicine. Once this anger rises, the cerebral vessels will rupture. To deal with this situation, Chinese medicine has a simple method, that is, "ten propaganda bloodletting", which is to puncture the fingertips of ten fingers and squeeze out the blood, which can relieve the pressure on the head.

It's not good to be angry or too happy. There is a proverb that joy begets sorrow. Chinese medicine says that if people are too happy, their qi will dissipate. The technical term is "happiness is slow". "Slow" is a common word, and "Huan" is used. It's probably an ancient typo. The head teacher of junior high school said that the commonly used words in ancient times were all typos. Sudden death is easily caused by the elimination of qi. In ancient China, people laughed and died. For example, Cheng turned his back on Xue Jiaping. When he was happy, he just laughed wildly, and he died laughing without coming up in one breath. There is also a folklore that "Jin Wu laughed at Niu Hao and died". In a word, extremes meet. The cause of death is obvious. I was so happy that my anger suddenly dissipated. Patients with myocardial infarction all have the phenomenon of heart-qi dispersing outside before the onset. Seemingly happy, in fact, his life is about to end.

Old people are most likely to be overjoyed because their children can't stand the joy of not going home all the year round and going home once. This time is very dangerous. I always eat so much during the Chinese New Year, and my spleen and stomach are not strong enough, which is easy to have a heart attack. So don't let the old man be overjoyed, but go home often. They feel that happiness is not far away. Seeing you is not a surprise, but a faint, long warmth.

It's not good to be too sad. The technical term is that sadness leads to qi elimination. Chinese medicine believes that when you cry, you will be distracted and short of breath. Everyone should know this. When I was a child, I cried the most, because the more I cried, the shorter my breath was and I cried rhythmically.

? Let's talk about fear. If you are afraid, you will fall. We often hear who will pee their pants in fear. This is because people can't hold back when they are angry, and they all vent. So there is a phenomenon of scaring pants or incontinence.

Before I say surprise, let me explain the difference between surprise and fear. These two words are different. Fear is something you already know. It can also be understood as watching a horror movie. It can be understood as what happened, that is, dying. Surprise is something you don't know, unexpected, and relatively strong stimulation.

? If you are surprised, you will be angry. If you hear the sound of wood, you will be surprised. This is a common symptom of timid people. Why do you get scared easily? Why are you so timid? Chinese medicine says that such people have stomach trouble. You get scared when you hear noise. As far as I know, most girls with stomach problems are a little delicate. When you hear something terrible, you will soon faint. Timidity is probably not fake, it should be true. All the symptoms related to panic are related to two meridians, the stomach meridian and the kidney meridian. Some people are always afraid when they are alone, thinking that something terrible will come out to catch her. Such people are actually caused by insufficient kidney essence. So easily frightened, so timid. Try not to scare such people.

At present, many mental patients suffer from mental illness, which is related to stomach and kidney. If they suffer from stomach diseases, they will "leave without clothes". That is, people who complain about everything, people who run naked. Many people go to KTV to sing karaoke, either depressed or have mild or serious stomach problems. Those who love to go high are more depressed than those who cry badly. Chinese medicine says that shouting belongs to the liver. It will get worse in the long run. Abandoning clothes when climbing a mountain mentioned above is a mental symptom, which only occurs when the spleen and stomach are greatly damaged. There are people who are scared silly. Grandma said that there was a little girl in the neighbor's house who was scared by the gunshots and finally married a cripple.

? Anger hurts the most. No matter how angry you are, you always go with the flow. Take a deep breath and everything in the world will eventually return to dust. Treat all bad things and people as fart. There will be fresh air in just a few seconds.