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On the Aesthetics of Myopia

1, I want you to know that I won't go up the cliff to pick that flower because I want to live.

I live to see you forget to wipe your mouth after dinner.

When you are unhappy, my ears can hear your complaints.

When you are happy, my mouth can talk to you.

When you are sick, my legs can run to buy you a bowl of porridge.

When you are cold, my arms can hold you tight.

However, if one day, you find a boy and you like him more, I will climb that cliff and pick that flower for you. ...

2. "Remember,' Love is blind' should be' Love is cross-eyed'! Girls in love are highly myopic and can only see what is in front of them, even if there is a Ryan Nado DiCaprio standing next to them! "

3. Smoke with your eyes? How did you do that?

Human will ... not everything can be done by robots!

4, love is very strange, everything cares, and finally everything can be forgiven; As Tagore said: the eyes are raining for her, but the heart is holding an umbrella for her. This is love.

5. "I'm not crying, but my eyes are sweating."

6. The more you take, the more important it becomes. If we stare at a low-hanging flag for a long time, it will flutter slowly; If we stare at a tree for a long time, there will be a pair of eyes watching us among the leaves; If we stare at a tall building for a long time, it will turn over to us.

7. Ah Shui is famous for picking up numerous girls and is a thorn in all our men's side. His elegant posture exudes attractive charm, which makes all girls irresistible. His heartbreaking eyes, no matter how cold and arrogant a woman is, will be melted by his gentle eyes. He is recognized as a lover in the neighborhood and the soul of the tea restaurant. Everyone knows him-Prince Egg Tower.

8. Right here, close your eyes, take a deep breath, listen to the feeling and slowly fill your body, and give yourself back, right here.

9. I often close my eyes and listen to the breath of the sea. It's your gentle blue tide that tells me that it doesn't matter. Even if the whole world really abandoned me, I would at least be happy and sad. So I said let him go. I know that after the tide falls, there will be a tide.

10, close your eyes gently. At this moment, I don't think I need some words to stay awake. This gorgeous new century is unpopular, but it looks like a farce.

1 1, your eyes, your cheeks, your smile, your secret and your horoscope have built a kingdom in my heart.

12. If one day you leave, please take my eyes away. I'm afraid I'll be sad to see you.

13, "Cooking a glass of plum wine with your eyes will also cook you, but living with imaginary food is a poet's business."

14, 12 years, because of you, I have the courage to open my eyes every morning ... every day after that is the same!

15, because of you, I have the courage to open my eyes, and every day will be the same!

16, aren't you a racing driver? Why not compete with him? Actually, you're a dummy, right? Your body is made of bread, your eyes are made of chocolate, and you are a dummy.

17, when I was young, people in my hometown had great difficulties, resources were scarce, and roads were blocked, so young people went outside to find a way out and left the old people and children here. Old people drive a herd of cows to and from the top of the mountain every day, while those sloppy and dark-skinned children wander lazily on those narrow and steep roads to go to school. Their eyes were blinded by the oncoming dust when the breeze blew. At that time, I often stood on the top of the mountain behind the school, overlooking the extremely tall tree at the foot of another mountain, which stood out strangely on the side of the road, except for the thin young trees in the distance.

18, step one, step two, step three, step four, hand in hand, looking at the sky, looking at one, two, three, four stars, connected into one. Close your eyes and make a wish, I will love you forever.

19,-When you look around. -people's eyes will always involuntarily notice the brightest place first.

20. She: "What do you think happiness is to you?"

He: "It's you."

She: "No kidding, I'm serious."

He said: "Happiness is that when you open your eyes in the morning, the first person you see is you.

The first voice I heard was yours,

Every breath has your unique breath, and I love you. "

She just laughed, her eyes moist.

2 1, do you know that love is not with hands but with eyes?

You know, I love you not because of my choice, but because of God's choice. I can't help loving you. This is the mission entrusted to me by God.

22. The bitterness of the road has melted in my eyes. .....

23. My eyes are used to look forward.

24. Love is blind, especially the love of children. If your eyes are polished so clearly, what fun is there?

25, awake, or asleep smart? July smiled at Zhan Ran. She covered her eyes with a maple leaf.

26. If every mountain flower is a projection of heaven, how much joy and kindness will fly secretly in my heart. If there is a statue of Christ awake on every inch of grass-how many times has it been resurrected? Used to light the eyes of Whitman and Carl Sandberg.

27. People can only run about 65,438+00 kilometers by pedaling hard for 65,438+0 hours. People can run when they step on the accelerator 1 hour 100 km; People can run 300 kilometers 1 hour with their eyes closed. People got on the plane, ate delicious food 1 hour and ran away 1000 km! People are still the same person, the same efforts are different platforms and carriers, and the results are different. So choice is more important than hard work!

28. The clock struck midnight.

Meteors streaked across the sky.

Leave a pale mark.

transient

memory

I lingered in my mind for a long time and refused to leave.

who is it?

Once your hands are folded.

make a wish

Then look blankly at the quietly darkening sky.

Between crackling and lightning.

What has long since disappeared without a trace?

Buddha said: "Hiding in the dark is to see the greatest light, and darkness is the greatest light."

I hid alone in the darkest corner of the room.

Until the body adapts to the cold.

Eyes are used to the darkness.

But I still haven't seen the so-called light.

Language, Prophet, Magic

Can't untie the knot in people's hearts

Why? Why?

People looked at each other.

Can't find the answer "

29. Time has stopped ... We are nearby ... If we close our eyes ... we can also believe that there is no cliff between us ... Swallows fly ... and cut the gray pontoon bridge. He called her "hello" as before. She was in her forties and looked like a young man at that time. She always squinted at things like unbearable glare, but her face was a little fat. He still smells like a hospital, although he has been transferred to a private laboratory as a chemist; Still wearing a light blue shirt that she bought him at a 30% discount on the sale. She bought three pieces at buy buy. He has moved away for several years and still wears this Rolfe Roland Oxford shirt. Everything is so familiar and unchangeable, and what people can change is so small.

30. What the eyes see is not necessarily the truth.

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The man's eyes suddenly lit up and his facial muscles twitched slightly, which was called excitement.

In the end, Chen fiddled with it for a long time, but only took out a 50-cent bill and respectfully handed it to the dumbfounded guy. He said, "I'm sorry for so many changes."

The wolf and the truth meet in a cold joke.

32. The world I once thought I knew has become blurred and chaotic.

The sky is black, the ground is black, and there is no light, which enters my eyes.

Only know that there is a voice gently said:

If I am kept in the dark, the only thing I can do is

Be your own sun

Only I can light my way forward!

Facing the endless deep blue sky, I often wonder if anyone will see my eyes on the other side of the world.

34. She began to indulge in daydreaming. She fantasizes that she can face this handsome face with clear lines for the rest of her life, which is full of wrinkles because she lives and laughs too much. Sometimes, when he looks directly into her eyes, she will feel the hairs on her neck stand on end and her palms are wet. Even on a warm night, she could feel herself trembling unconsciously. It's a fresh experience to be coaxed and teased like this. What a bright comfort it is for Manoli to stand out from the pale background for the rest of her life!

35. It's sad and wet to stare at your back. It's a pity that your eyes will be clearer on a moonlit night. No clouds cover the ubiquitous love. Reach out and you will pick up the beautiful laughter of the past.

36. We can't stop copying how painful it is because of infatuation-beautiful darkness sinks fingers, lips and teeth are covered with warmth, eyes are divided into pure black and pure white, and more descriptions that can't be held down along lines erase their time.

37. Blue sky in the future

You always like to let me sit quietly on the wooden chair with you and listen to you.

You said that you borrowed soy sauce from the house next door today and saw a lovely dog.

You said you didn't like cat's eyes, which scared you.

You said you like puppies, so you want to have one, but forget it, because I'm allergic to dog hair.

You said that because of me, you can't go near your favorite animals and punish me for washing dishes tonight.

You said ... you said a lot.

I often think that in the future, if I can listen to you chat like this every day.

This life is enough.

I said this is my lifelong dream. Do you want to believe it?

No one knows whether it is good or bad to love someone to the center of bone marrow.

I just want to have one in the future.

38. Seeing you or the scenery makes my eyes moist.

39. I saw a flower and thought of you. Its beauty fills my eyes, but all I can think of is you.

40. Ancestral love, don't rob my man, your beauty, your talent, your green eyes and your blonde hair. I am no match for you. You can choose any man as your partner, Zulian, but I can't live without him. Oh, Zulian Zulian, I beg you, don't rob him, Zulian.