I want the classic lines, funny jokes and tips of ipartment.

Bus master (to Zhan Bo): You are a pervert. You can either swipe your card, put in a coin or get out. What are you twisting?

Bus master (to bodyguard): Hey, come back! Either swipe your card, put in a coin or get out. what are you reading? (Bodyguard gets off the bus) You can't afford a car, and you pretend to be the matrix, huh!

Xiaoxian: Xiaoxian has such a roommate. He lives in two suites in the same apartment with a girl. It's a pity that one always goes to the left and the other always takes the elevator.

Zi Qiao: I'm Chen Yuanyuan. Is it? (glancing at his chest) Chen, flat, flat!

Zhan Bo: People use eight words to describe her: as quiet as a virgin, as moving as crazy.

Zi Qiao: Your eyes are clear and moving, your hands are gentle and delicate, and your heart is crystal clear.

Meijia: Your arms are strong, your breasts are broad and mighty, and your skin is impeccable. ...

Yifei: Zhan Bo and I used to be conjoined babies. Before the age of two, our brains grew together.

Fairy: Yes, and then the doctor gave Zhan Bo all his brains with a sharp knife.

Zhanbo: Let's start with five "Rape Flower Chicken"!

Wan Yu (to the waiter): Then we'll have five copies of Rape and Chicken Rice Flower.

Yifei: Two prodigies. They are "awesome".

Zhanbo: Oh, really, changed its name?

Joe: At that time, the sky was still blue and the water was still green. There is no bird flu in chickens and ducks, and pork can be safely eaten. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. The mother-in-law doesn't want to marry her daughter, and the father of the child ... is also very clear.

Zi Qiao: That was when I was in high school. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam. Then I was awakened, and something even more terrible happened. It turns out that I am really taking an exam!

Guangu: Isn't The Promise a romantic film?

Zi Qiao: Ha! I can't understand the movie at first sight! ... The Promise is a horror movie!

Lisa: It's you! Ceng Xiaoxian!

Ceng Xiaoxian: You know me?

Lisa: My classmate's cousin's neighbor and your brother-in-law's cousin are in-laws!

Lisa: (pointing to Ceng Xiaoxian's face) It's not the software. You should change the monitor!

Ceng Xiaoxian: Hello, everyone, I am your new Xiaoxian and good friend. ...

Yifei: Tell your unhappy things to make everyone happy.

Passerby: Eat sesame seed cake, beer lid, wonton and mothballs, pat flies on your nails, go to Qingsongguan to burn incense, and your mobile phone falls into the merit box and can't be taken out.

Sister Flash: Canned sardines are more promising than you!

Sister Flash: There is not enough money, the actors are undecided, and the script is temporarily unavailable.

Yifei: I don't think it is reliable at all. In fact, China's winning the men's soccer World Cup is almost as outrageous as yours.

Meijia: Look at your big face. Every time I stand next to you, my cell phone has no signal, and I can't see the sun when I walk on the road!

Zi Qiao: Did you get your head squeezed by the door? You dinosaur that degenerates three times a day!

Zhanbo: Do I look unhappy?

Yifei: Hey, you wrote the word depressed on your face. Illiteracy is really hard to tell.

Yifei: You are a fool! The world is big, but you lack that heart.

Yifei: Let me see, astronomical observation team, pesticide testing center, and ... primitive animal society. Is this social?

Zhan Bo: This is the Association of Primitive Animal Researchers. There are many girls in it. Haven't you seen the photos?

Yifei: Eight girls, four with steel teeth, three cups thicker than beer bottles, and one bigger than you ... Now I fully understand why it is called the Primitive Animal Association. You can study each other without buying specimens.

Wan Yu: It is the duty of every citizen to despise him.

Zhanbo: Sister, have you ever had a dog?

Yifei: No, but ... I raised you. I used to keep many animals, such as birds, rabbits, fish, squirrels and rich trees. Within three days, they were all dead. Zhan Bo, you are so lucky!

Wan Yu: Dog biscuits are rich in conditioner and anti-dandruff formula. Eat them, hair disappears, and dandruff is more prominent!

Yifei: Did your mother throw people away and raise the placenta when she gave birth to you?

Zi Qiao: Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you!

Meijia: If you have a caesarean section, I will ... I will clean the floor again. ...

Xiaobo: I have been divorced for three years, and my son is half a year old.

Zi Qiao: I also want to find a place where I can print my head on money.

Meijia: It's not difficult. Why don't you find a place to print money?

Zi Qiao: In our men's world, there are still strong people like clouds and strong people like stars.

Yifei: But looking around, there are no clouds and stars in Wan Li.

Guan Gu read Princess Zhu Huan: One day, the duckling met four brothers.

The May 4th Movement said, "You are heartless, cruel and unreasonable!"

The duckling said, "Then you are not heartless, cruel and unreasonable?"

"I'm ruthless, cruel and unreasonable! ?

"Where are you not ruthless, where are you not cruel, where are you not unreasonable! ? " ...

Guan Gu (singing): Long Long, you are missing two years, forever and ever. ...

Guan Gu (singing): I'm not a locust, I'm not a centipede, I just want a cheap brother and perfect love. ...

Yifei: If I don't see that person, I'll make you disappear! The disappearance in the double sense of biology and sociology!

Yifei: You are shameless, despicable and unreliable!

Zi Qiao: So you are not shameless, mean and very reliable?

Yifei: I'm shameless, mean and unreliable! ?

Zi Qiao: You are not shameless, despicable and reliable! ?

Yifei: I am shameless, despicable and unreliable, and I will not be more shameless, despicable and unreliable than you! !

Zi Qiao: OK, OK, stop swearing. This is the battle for the president of the United States.

Yifei: Is the Ceng Laoshi Project about to start?

Zi Qiao: Do you want to hear it?

Yifei: Yes.

Zi Qiao: Gee, you said I was bored.

Yifei: Didn't you listen?

Zi Qiao: Listen! Who bored us?

Wan Yu: Did you pass the GRE exam?

Passerby: I ... have no aunt.

Wan Yu: What about TOEFL?

Passerby: Thank who?

Wan Yu: Ugly, but ugly is special, just ugly!

Fairy: I allow you to walk around in my world, but I will never allow you to run around in my world!

Zhan Bo: Sister, if someone hurts you deeply, how long will it take you to forgive him?

Yifei: Forgive him? Forgiving him is God's business. My task is to send him to God!

Meijia: My period came early to see me. My back is sore and my stomach is very uncomfortable.

Guangu: Meijia, your period is really good for you. Otherwise, she will sleep in my room and I will sleep on the sofa today.

Wan Yu: Guangu, the period you mentioned is different from what she said.

Guangu: Oh, does Meijia have many menstrual periods? Your grandmother is really fertile. I only have one, but I have three young aunts!

Yifei: It doesn't matter. Failure is success.

Zhanbo: I already have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

Zi Qiao: Huh? This cup has no mouth!

Meijia: You said it backwards.

Zi Qiao (turning over a cup): Not only does it have no mouth, but it also has no bottom.

Yifei: I don't care whether I write poetry or not, it's all nonsense, smelly and long anyway. As a result, the estrogen finally stimulated by girls suddenly turned into cholesterol.

Wan Yu: Feifei wants to make her own chocolate for Dongzi Shen.

Fairy: Really? What did he do to you? You tried to poison him!

Yifei: I want poison. I will poison you first!

Zhanbo: My sister's cooking won't kill anyone. Only when the poison looks attractive will someone want to eat it. Last time I saw her chocolate, she was really a good guy! !

Fairy: Ha ha ha, I see. You're not trying to poison him. You want to scare him to death!

Gu: It's so touching ... The little dragon girl is really beautiful ... but Yang Guo doesn't know how to cherish it. He only has an aunt in his heart!

Zhan Bo: Well, Little Dragon Girl ... is his aunt.

Guan Gu (surprised): Ah! It's so sinful. Is it okay for Yang Guo to do this?

Zhan Bo: Er ... exactly, there is no such thing as an uncle.

Guangu: Oh, my God! Then Yang Guo ... became his uncle! ! The little dragon girl ... became her niece! !

Wan Yu: The little dragon girl was raped.

Guangu (crazy): Nani (what)? ! That will be a day!

Wan Yu (smiling): Yes, it was Yin Zhiping.

Guan Gu (continues to be mad): Stop it! Stop it! ! (Suddenly calm) ... Is Yin Zhiping Yang Guo's uncle?

Zi Qiao: 10 thousand is the same as 1 million, because I have neither!

Yifei: I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face now! A vegetable can speak better than you. Do you believe it or not? I'll plant you in a flowerpot now! !

Riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, but also a Tang priest …

It is not necessarily a monk who can burn incense, but also a panda …

Those who have tattoos are not necessarily bad people, but those who are willing to be Yue Fei ~

It is not necessarily a big bird that can fly, but Li Ning.

Ipartment landlord rule

1. A pair of QQ can't beat 745 because QQ is only 30,000 to 40,000, but BMW 745 is very expensive.

2. The bomb can't hit 1 19 because the fire brigade can put out the fire. ...

3. Your Majesty doesn't play 9 1 1 much because the FBI in the United States is very powerful.

4. Straight flush can't beat four-color cards, because it is better to be colorful than to stand out from the crowd.

5. Congratulations on getting 1258 1. China Mobile touches itself for free.

6. Girls will be congratulated for taking 3 or 8 exams. Stop shopping once because of the holiday.

10. Get 5. 1 10. 1. Stop playing cards because of national holidays.

Yifei: Yes! That's right! The red carpet is 80 meters ... Why? I'm five meters short. This boss is so wicked. The pork carpet is not heavy enough for me either. Their carpet is not made of pigskin, is it?

Yifei: If the carpet is not long enough, let him sew up his red underpants and make up the five meters!

Fairy: I am not a casual person!

Yifei: You don't look human!

Accidental, absolutely accidental, very accidental, too accidental

I'll spray you to death with a bite of salt and soda.

Never hang yourself from a tree. Try to hang yourself several times on several surrounding trees. ....

I am a born actor. From small to large, I saw beautiful MM eyes are round.

Zi Qiao: I am a born actor. When I was a child, I saw beautiful mm with round eyes.

Fairy: There are four and a half men here. What are you afraid of?

Zhan Bo: It's obviously three and a half years old.

Fairy: One, two (referring to Joe and Fairy), one Philippines counts as two, and you count as half.

Zi Qiao: Why do I feel that if you sit here, it will be "a hundred mountains without birds, a thousand roads without footprints".

Meijia: I was once harassed on the Internet. Later, I found it important to choose a user name ... work account, no chatting, and if you want to chat, you can charge 50 cents per word, punctuation, and half price! /kloc-voice and video with a 20% discount above 0/000 words have not been opened yet.

Pay first, talk later, talk when you arrive, pay online and provide invoices.

Yifei: Did anyone bother you later?

Meijia: Nobody talks to me anymore.

Zi Qiao: "Miss! Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child? "

Wan Yu: "Ah! That's fun! This man is handsome and has been cut! I guess this person must be ugly! "

Ceng Xiaoxian: "Hehehe ~ ~ That's my name."

Later ~ ~ ~

Wan Yu: "Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! This person is ugly and needs plastic surgery! "

Zeng: B. Khan, this is my new name! "

Wan Yu: "Ha ha ha! This man's name is Tang Priest, and his hair is soft! "

That's Zhan Bode.

The traffic police asked Zhan Bo, "Can you drive?" Zhan Bo: "I won't."

The traffic police asked Wan Yu again: "What about you?" Wan Yu: "I can, I can drive a go-kart."

Child: Where are you from?

Guangu: Far away, far away.

Child: Is it Altman's hometown?

Guangu: Well, I'm from Altman's hometown.

Child: You are my child.

Guangu: Do you think we are cabbage? You can pick and choose.

Yifei: Of course not. You are a radish.

I'd better make a long story short with you.

But it's a long story,

Ladies and gentlemen! !

Fairy: I can't marry you. Go buy a cucumber! !

"I want a treasure map, you give me a map, huh? Is this still a map of the world? " -Lu

"Let's split it fifty-fifty. Say it first. okay. Who is five? " Mega Chen

Wan Yu: Your high school math is being rebuilt, and your parents are bigamy.

Psychologist: What was the worst dream you ever had? It's a dream that wakes you up suddenly.

Zi Qiao: That was when I was in high school. One day I dreamed that I was taking an exam. It's terrible. Later, I was awakened, and something even more terrible happened. It turned out that I was really taking an exam.

Yifei: She may need a spare tire.

Zi Qiao: This date was originally to find a spare tire. Now she has found Guan Gu. Then I'm not a spare tire.

Yifei: Well, the second child for short.

Meijia Classic Quotations: 17727 4838 Women's Day May Day Labor Day June 1 day. . .

Zi Qiao: What are you doing to celebrate the anniversary of China's victory over Cambodian women's football team 10?

I haven't seen cowhide blown as fresh and refined as you for a long time.

A three and a five. ...

eat ...

What are you eating? ....

I ate this card. ...

ah ...

Look at my cards ...

Two aces, one two and one eight. Why? ...

With this 5, I make up 1258 1. ...

1258 1 ...

Scared, right? 1258 1 means that just press me and I can help you. ...

Help you with what ....

I have a chance to touch myself. ...

Self-painted ...

Yes, come on, come on, none of you will draw me a card. ...

Hey, what are you doing? ...

I can make you a card. ...

Why should I give it to you? ...

ah ...

Ten points. Look at this. ...

What is this? ...

One for ten, one for one, October 1st, what day? ....

National Day ...

Yes, you have to rest for seven days on National Day, and I can escape seven cards. ...

Dormant card ....

You are so smart, but the effect is similar. ...

Then why do you play cards? ...

I'm Japanese, and Japan's National Day is not that day, so I can't rest. I have to continue working, so I can play cards, but you can't. ....

I won't fall in the same place twice! "

"Of course, green turtles all land on all fours. Let it fall for me. "

Good boy, drink milk, drink milk, drink milk, why not drink milk! Sharapova, why are you crying again? I told you, I don't know where your mother is, Albania or Algeria. God knows, with your real father. C Ronaldo, get down here and don't treat Qi Dan like a horse! Ali, you take Ayumi Hamasaki out to play. Is the refrigerator a place to hide and seek? ! I'm gonna hit you. Why did Beckham pee on the balcony downstairs? ! And you, did you eat my sleeping pills as candy again, Jordan!

You sit next to her and she smiles at you without knowing anything. Then, when you speak, she collapses, then she cries, and then they hug each other and cry their eyes out. Finally, you have to tell her that we can't, so you'd better buy a cucumber!

You talk to her, and then she looks at you quietly, and you burst into tears, and then she pulls you into her arms and says, stop crying, wash and sleep, and you have to go to work tomorrow. Don't be full and talk nonsense here!

Meijia slapped the Tathagata's palm on the bridge, and then said to the sub-bridge lying on the ground, "You owe me 10 slap, and I slapped you, so there is still 1 1! ! ! "

There is a good saying:

Don't listen to the old man and die in front of me. Ziqiao

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1 There is a little dog. Its name is Darling. It is very clever. You said Guo Jing taught him to say Dad.

Huang Rong taught it to say mom, which sentence would it say first?

The tortoise and the rabbit are going to compete again, but they have invited a stupid pig as the referee. Who do you think will win?

A cat was chased into a dead end by a dog.

In front is a pile of walls 1.6 meters high.

The dog is 0.8 meters tall and the cat is only 0.3 meters tall.

The dog thought, where are you going this time?

As a result, the cat jumped over with a rustle.

The dog wants to know, how did the cat get there

In ancient times, there was a benzene man who asked him if he knew anything.

Do you know his name?

On the left is a wolf, very big and hungry; The ghost on the right is scary, with long hair and long tongue? Head;

You only have one arrow. Did you shoot a wolf or a ghost?

Have you heard the story that "the big pig said yes, but the little pig said no"

A man took a pig and a donkey to a farmer to be slaughtered!

The farmer asked him whether to kill the pig or the donkey first. Clever friends, you say, should we kill the pig or the donkey first?

8 First of all, this is a "brain teaser" problem. If you have seen it, leave the opportunity to others:

A little pig runs forward, there is a wall in front of it, and the little pig hits the wall! Why?

Sms national assembly law

April Fool's Day SMS is more and more popular because of its conciseness, humor and convenient operation. Don't worry about it, just press the phone or mouse to realize the fool's action. Although people nowadays don't necessarily follow the tips on short messages, it's not bad to win a fool's smile in this way. The reporter collected some commonly used classic short messages from the Internet for your reference.

1, SMS about mobile phone

Emergency reminder: There may be lightning recently. When you go out, please put your mobile phone on your head, plug in the charger and drag it behind you for lightning protection. Remember!

Tips for free mobile phone calls: When there is an incoming call, press 54sg before the second ring and then press power off, and the call is free at this time.

This is a well-designed short message. If you look at the phone upside down, you will appreciate the wonderful patterns ... is it fun to turn it over?

According to the research of Massachusetts Institute of Technology, soaking the mobile phone in water 1 minute before making a phone call can completely avoid the radiation of electromagnetic waves to the human brain, remember!

Dear users: Hello! Due to the ugly appearance and outdated style of your mobile phone, it has seriously affected the appearance of the city and hindered the development of mobile communication services. This station decided to send a signal to destroy the mobile phone after 10 minutes!

If you receive this message, which proves that your mobile phone is infected with virus, please take out your mobile phone card immediately and brush it with gasoline.

2. Text messages about idiots

Test you: What should I do if pigs all over the world die overnight? (Make a title) "At least you"!

Let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was an idiot. He is so stupid that when people ask him any questions, he just shakes his head or answers "No". Have you heard this story?

It's wood who makes furniture, scholars who know poetry, people who think about money, talents who practice, women who want to be in shape, geniuses who send messages and idiots who read text messages!

You are so handsome and cool that you can't compare with it. You always think you are Dong Fangbubai, but you are a fool!

To test Putonghua, please read aloud the following poems: Dark Stone Green, Dark Stone Dianthus, Dark Stone Tongchun Green, Dark Stone TongChun Zhu.

This is a poem by Li Bai. Please read aloud: Chun Lv in the bedroom, holding plums and smelling the flowers, I can only win the prize. I invited Wen to sleep in the bedroom, and the bedroom knows the spring scenery.

3. SMS about health

Tips for self-test of vital capacity: After farting, lower your head and inhale fiercely, and then observe whether people around you smell strange smell. If so, you must strengthen your exercise according to this method; If not, then prove that you are superman!

Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

Ah! You are so elegant and charming. No wonder everyone says you are ... bloated!

4. Other SMS messages

Attention, look at the left first, then look at the right. Please be careful of a psycho who just slipped out. His characteristic is: looking around with a mobile phone.

Notice: there will be a leadership inspection tomorrow morning. Dear colleagues, please dress as required. Man: suit, tie, shorts and slippers; Lady: swimsuit, pants, shoes!

Emergency reminder: there may be tornado weather recently, so be sure to take two dumbbells weighing 10 kg when you go out to avoid being swept to the west by strong wind. Those who weigh less than 50 kilograms must be doubled.

Seismological station forecast: There will be a slight earthquake from tonight to tomorrow morning. For your safety, please sleep under the bed tonight, cover yourself with a quilt, put a toilet on your head and put a straw in your nose.

Network integer law

Using computers and the Internet to cheat people depends on your clever mind and flexible hands and feet. With these two points, you can give full play to your imagination and creativity, and set a tight encirclement one by one, so that fools have nowhere to escape and can't laugh or cry.

The most elementary method: simple, suitable for all people who use computers.

Set up a screen saver and add a password on someone else's computer when they go to the toilet; Forged webmaster's speech: "The system is about to restart, please save your work and quit"; Send an email to a friend, first package it with Winzip, then package it ... and finally make it into a self-extracting file, and repeat it several times. Finally, the other party opened the letter with only six words: Today is April Fool's Day!

Face-lifting: suitable for friends who use instant messaging software such as OICQ and ICQ.

Use emergency to isolate fools who are using instant messaging software, turn on the option to modify the personal data of instant messaging software, and use the keyboard and mouse to modify the network appearance of fools in all directions. As for how to change it, it depends on your interest and ability. Finally, don't forget to destroy all the evidence that may expose traces. This method is not easy to find, not only makes the fool's friends confused about who they are, but also makes the fool confused about himself.

Another method is to try to get the OICQ number of the fool, reapply for an OICQ number, and fill in the personal data according to the detailed information of the fool. Add the fool to the contact list of the new number you applied for, and then seize the weakness of the other party and start a "big bombing". The main purpose of this method is not to let the other party know who you are, so you must pay attention to hiding when using it, and try not to let the other party doubt you.

Remind fools: always remember to lock the system and leave the computer whenever and wherever. Once you have doubts about the recruits, you can only observe and crack them carefully.

Stealing columns: changing some settings of a fool's computer

Use the microphone and the "recorder" program that comes with Windows to record some horrible or weird sounds, and then set them to Windows on (off). In this way, when the machine was turned on (off) by a fool, it must have been suddenly startled.

The target folder corresponding to "My Documents" in the fool's computer will be changed, which will make him mistakenly think that all the hard-written documents will disappear.

Change the shortcut target of some applications commonly used by fools, and let them click on the shortcut to open the program, only to find that the program that is not started is not the program corresponding to the shortcut. Please ensure that the shortcut icon is consistent with the original program.

The effect of these methods on fools is first-class, enough to make the heart beat faster, blood pressure rise and the whole body sweat. But you must be careful when using it, because you will make a big mistake if you are not careful.

Reminder: Don't let anyone touch your computer on April Fool's Day.

Moving hardware: when the computer is broken, most people will look at whether it is a program problem or a network problem, and rarely consider subtle small hardware.

You can loosen the plug of the monitor or mouse before the fool goes to work, so that when the fool turns on the computer at work, he will find that the monitor is black or the mouse can't be found. Just when he doesn't know what to do, you will bravely appear and solve the problem easily, so that the other party will not think of being cheated, but will be grateful to you.

Of course, there is a more "vicious" trick, that is, the contrast of the display is adjusted to the lowest, and the screen is dark. In this way, unless the other party is very cautious, it is extremely difficult to find the real reason. If he thinks there is something wrong with the hardware, he may "tear down his computer" to find out the reason.

Reminder: Pay attention to carefully observe the power indicator of the monitor. As for whether you can find the problem, it depends on how deep you practice.

Life version of the National People's Congress Law

1, flavored coke

Buy a bottle of coke, drink half of it, add vinegar, soy sauce, salt, mustard and other condiments, and carefully prepare a cup of coke with normal color and strange taste. Pretend to be drinking when you meet an acquaintance, and then hand over the "coke" generously. The other party was unprepared, thanked him and gulped it down, then frowned and spat.

It can also be made according to the rules, such as pouring Erguotou wine into mineral water, adding some soapy water to beer and so on.

2. Toothpaste sandwich cake

Unpack the sandwich cake, carefully open two biscuits, take out the original sandwich, and take out the toothpaste (preferably black toothpaste, it tastes good! ) Squeeze a proper amount into the cake, the weight will follow the personal "diet" habit, and finally stick together to be as realistic as possible. You generally don't need special use at all, just put it in an obvious place. It's best to prepare a few original sandwich cakes and watch TV while eating, so people will naturally patronize and taste them. This is called Jiang Taigong fishing, and those who are willing will take the bait. You can also take the initiative to invite people to taste everywhere. Although there are risks, there must be many people trapped.

Step 3 order songs

Prepare a rice basin or enamel washbasin (other objects that can emit loud and high decibels after being smashed) and a telephone. Try to call the other party in a very formal tone, and then say: This is the music station. There is a Mr./Ms. X (whose real name can be said or not) who wants to order a song for Mr./Ms. Y. If you want to listen, please dial # to listen (most people will press it). Thank you. This song is the "pawn" of the power train. Please listen carefully. Then tap the prepared percussion object, only once, and make a "bang". Before the other person reacts, say: Thank you for listening, Happy April Fool's Day, goodbye!

This method is suitable for friends between dormitories, or friends who can contact by phone, and the last people who are close. In addition, don't laugh on the phone, so as not to affect the effect and atmosphere.

4. Double postage

Estimate the time and send a letter to a friend in advance, but don't put a stamp on it or write down your mailing address (otherwise it will be returned to you). In this way, on April Fool's Day, your friend will receive a letter from the post office. He was told that he had an unpaid email. Please pick it up at the post office and pay double postage. Arriving at a post office, he respectfully presented double postage and opened the envelope, only to find a small note floating inside, which read "Happy April Fool's Day!" However, this kind of prank may be delayed in time, and the effect may not be as good as expected.

Step 5 give gifts

If someone celebrates his birthday on April Fool's Day, give him a big box that says "Happy Birthday", fill the box with pieces of paper and loosen the bottom of the box. When he picked up the box, the bottom of the box fell and the scraps of paper flew all over the room. This fool must be cleaned up for half an hour.

6. Measures

The prankster stopped a pedestrian with a rope and asked him to help him measure. Then take the other end of the rope, turn the corner, stop another pedestrian, and do the same. Then you can hide and watch the fun. People at both ends may wait for more than ten minutes, see nothing, just put down the rope end and go to the other side to find out, and then they will find themselves cheated.

This is a good way to fool strangers.