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The original text of Teahouse
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Wang Lifa-male. When he first met us, he was only in his twenties. He is very young because his father died young.
I became the shopkeeper of Yutai Teahouse. Smart, a little selfish, but not bad.
Tang Tiezui-male. More than thirty years old. Make a living by reading faces and smoke opium.
Master Song-male. More than thirty years old. Timid and talkative.
Master Chang Nan. More than thirty years old. Mr. Song's good friends are all clients of Yutai. Integrity, physique
All right.
Li sannan More than thirty years old. Yutai's waiter. Diligent and kind.
Deldez-male. More than twenty years old. Be a good policeman.
Master Ma-male. More than thirty years old. Little bully who eats foreign religions.
Asako Liu-male. More than thirty years old. The matchmaker pulls the fiber and is ruthless.
Kang Liu male. Forty. Poor farmers in the suburbs of Beijing.
Fat yellow man. Over forty years old. Rogue leader
Qin nan. Wang Zhanggui's landlord. In the first act, he is in his twenties. Rich and young, and later became a dimension.
New capitalist.
Old man-male. 82 years old. No one can rely on.
Country women-women. More than thirty years old. Poor enough to betray my little daughter.
Little girl-female. Ten years old. The daughter of a country woman.
Eunuch Pang-male. Forty. After getting rich, I want to marry a wife.
Calf-male. When he was a teenager. Eunuch Pang is full of books.
Song Enzi-male. More than twenty years old. Old-fashioned spy
Wu Xiangzi-male. More than twenty years old. Song Enzi's colleague.
Kangnv The first act is fifteen years old. Kang Liu's daughter. Sell it to eunuch Pang as his wife.
Wang Shufen-female. Forty. Wang Lifa, the wife of the shopkeeper.
Patrol police-male. More than twenty years old.
Newsboy-male. Sixteen years old.
Kangdali-male. Twelve. The adopted son bought by eunuch Pang lived with Kang.
Lim-male. More than thirty years old. It's deserted.
Mr. Chen-male. Thirty years old. It's deserted. Lao Lin's brother.
Cui Jiufeng-male. Over forty years old. I was a member of parliament, then became a monk and lived in Yutai High School.
Yuri.
Officer-male. Thirty years old.
Wang Dashuan-male. Wang Zhanggui's eldest son, about forty years old. Integrity.
Zhou Xiuhua-female. Forty. Dashuan's wife.
Wang Xiaohua-female. Thirteen. Dashuan's daughter.
Ding Bao-female. Seventeen. Waitress. Have courage and knowledge.
Xiao Liu is a pockmarked man More than thirty years old. Pockmarked Liu's son inherited his father's business and developed it.
Take the light fee.-male. Over forty years old.
Tang Xiao's iron mouth-male in his thirties. The son of Tang Tiezui, who inherited his father's footsteps, has the desire to be a heavenly teacher.
Master-male. More than fifty years old. The chef who caters for the banquet.
Zou Fuyuan-male. Over forty years old. A famous storyteller.
Wei Fuxi-male. More than thirty years old. Zou's younger brother said storytelling first, and then sang Beijing opera.
Fang Liu-male. More than thirty years old. Drummer, treacherous.
The car is Dangdang-male. About thirty years old. Make a living by buying and selling foreign countries.
Grandma Pang Si-female. Forty. Ugly, be the queen. The fourth niece of eunuch Pang.
Chun Mei-female. Nineteen. Grandma Pang's maid.
Lao Yang male. More than thirty years old. Selling groceries's.
Xiaoer Dezi-male. Thirty years old. Son of virtue, son of thugs.
Yu Houzhai-male. Over forty years old. Primary school teacher, Wang Xiaohua's teacher.
Xie Zhiyong-male. More than thirty years old. And my colleague Yu Houzhai.
Song Enzi-male. More than thirty years old. Song Enzi's son, he inherited his father's career and became a spy.
Xiao Wu Xiangzi-male. More than thirty years old. Son of hereditary spy Wu Xiangzi.
Narrow-minded-female. Nineteen. Waitress.
Director Shen-nan. Forty. Director of a military police headquarters.
Silly yang-male. Count the treasures.
Many people who drink tea are men.
One or two waiters, both men.
There are several refugees, men, women and children.
There are three or five soldiers, all men.
There are several people living in the apartment, all men.
The seven soldiers who pressed the big order were all men.
Four military police. Male.
The characters in the first act are Wang Lifa, Pockmarked Liu, Eunuch Pang, Tang Tiezui, Xiao, Mr. Song and Huang Fatty.
Song Enzi, Chang, Qin, Wu Xiangzi, the elderly, Kang, Erdezi, rural women,
Tea drinkers A, B, C, D, Master Ma, the little girl and one or two waiters.
1in the early autumn of 898 (the Reform Movement of 1898), Kang Liang and others failed. Half a day earlier.
Venue: Yutai Teahouse, Beijing.
[curtain rises: this big teahouse no longer exists. Decades ago, every city had at least one.
Tea and simple snacks and meals are sold here. Bird players walk enough thrushes and yellow birds every day.
After that, I will rest here, drink tea and let the birds sing. Negotiator, matchmaker.
Yes, I used to fight in groups when I came here, but there were always friends who came forward to mediate between the two sides.
; Thirty or fifty thugs, after being transferred to the east and west, all drink a bowl of tea and eat a bowl of carrion noodles (the big teahouse is special)
Food, cheap, fast), can be turned into an olive branch. Anyway, this is the day.
Very important place, you can come and sit for half a day if you have something to do.
Here, you can hear the most ridiculous news, such as how Okumo in a certain place became a genius and was struck by lightning.
Strike. Strange opinions can also be heard here, such as building a big wall by the sea, which is enough to stop foreign soldiers.
Go ashore. Here you can also hear what a Peking Opera actor has created recently and the best way to endure opium smoke.
The method. Here, you can also see someone's newly acquired treasure-the unearthed tricolor jade fan Zhui Er.
Snuff bottle This is really an important place, which can be regarded as a place of cultural exchange.
We are going to see such a teahouse now.
There are counters and stoves as soon as we enter the door-in order to save things, we don't need stoves on the stage; hardworking
Some pots and pans are enough. The room is very high, with long square tables, benches and stools.
This is a teahouse. You can see the backyard through the window, with a high gazebo above and a teahouse below. Both in the house and under the gazebo.
Where the birdcage is hung. "Don't talk about state affairs" is posted everywhere.
There are two tea drinkers, whose names are unknown, squinting, shaking their heads, clapping their hands and singing. There are two or three tea customers.
I don't know my name, but I am fascinated by the cricket in the crock. Two men in big gray shirts-Song Enzi and
Wu Xiangzi is whispering. Looks like an investigator from the North yamen.
Today, another group fight. It is said that it is to fight for a domestic pigeon and to solve it by force.
It may be controversial. If you really fight, people will die, because some of the promised soldiers are good at fighting.
Buddies and cool soldiers have great skills. Fortunately, we can't really fight, because the two sides haven't fought yet.
Hand about qi, someone has come forward to mediate-now the two sides meet here. The thugs in twos and threes are all horizontal.
Eyebrows erect, short dress, come in at any time, go to the backyard.
Fifth Master Ma sat alone in an obscure corner drinking tea.
Wang Lifa is sitting high in the counter.
[Tang Tiezui is pulling shoes, wearing a long and dirty big cloth shirt with a few small pieces of paper in his ear.
Come on in.
Wang Lifa Mr. Tang, take a walk outside!
Tang Tiezui (wan smile) Wang Zhanggui, grab Tang Tiezui! Give me a bowl of tea and I'll give you a photo first.
Noodles! Hand in hand, free! (I'm not sure, I took Wang Lifa's hand) This year is the second year of Guangxu.
Fourteen years, the Reform Movement of 1898. What is your age ...
Wang Lifa (withdrawing his hand) Forget it, I'll give you a bowl of tea to drink, don't sell that business!
We don't need to look at each other. We all come from bad karma! (Come out from the counter and let Tang Tiezui sit down.
) sit down! I'm telling you, if you don't quit smoking, you'll never get lucky! This is my photography method.
More effective than yours!
Mr. Song and Mr. Chang came in with birdcages, and Wang Lifa greeted them. They put the birdcage first.
Hang up the child and find a place to sit down. Mr. Song is elegant and carries a small yellow birdcage; Often grandpa four also bravely forward, mention.
With a big, tall thrush cage. Li Sanchong, the waiter, rushed over to make a bowl of tea. They bring their own tea. Tea is ready.
Mr. Song and Mr. Zhang came to the nearby teahouse.
Master song
Grandpa Chang, drink this! Then, I looked in the backyard. )
Master Song seems to be busy again?
Grandpa Chang can't fight anyway! If you really want to take a taxi, go outside the city as soon as possible; What are you doing in the teahouse?
Er Dezi, a thug, just came in and heard what Grandpa Chang said.
Delko (leans over) Who are you gossiping about?
Grandpa Chang (not to be outdone) Where do you ask me? Spend money on tea, who won't be in charge?
Mr. Song (taking a good look at Er Dezi) I said, Sir, are you a policeman in the camp? Come on, sit down.
Have a bowl. We are outfielders, too.
Childe, you don't care if I'm a policeman or not!
Grandpa four often wants to be awesome and follow foreigners. Foreigners are awesome! The British and French allied forces burned the Yuanmingyuan and respected the family to eat it.
With a formal salary, I didn't see you go to the front!
Erdezi, don't say you don't fight foreigners, I'll discipline you first! (start work)
Other people who drink tea still do their own thing. Wang Lifa rushed over.
Wang Lifa's buddies, all friends on the street, have something to say. Grandpa, sit behind you!
[Er Dezi doesn't listen to Wang Lifa and throws a bowl under the table and breaks it. Grasp the handspring
Master Chang's collar.
Master Chang (flashes), what do you want?
Where's erdezi? I can't touch foreigners. Can't I touch you?
Master Ma (not standing up) Er Dezi, you are great!
Erdezi (glancing around and seeing Master Ma) Drink, Master Ma, where are you? I am clumsy,
I didn't see you! (Salute in the past)
What happened to Master Ma? Why do you always talk about fighting?
Two virtues [mouths]! You are right! I'll sit in the back. Li San, I'm waiting for tea money!
(walking towards the back)
Fourth Master Chang (leans in to complain to Fifth Master Ma) This master, you are wise. Come and judge!
Master Ma (stands up) I have work to do. Goodbye! (going out)
Master Chang (to Wang Lifa) is evil! This is a freak!
Wang Lifa, you don't know this is Master Ma! No wonder you offended him, too!
Master Zhang, have I offended him, too? I didn't pick a good day to go out today!
Wang Lifa (in a low voice) What did you just say about foreigners? He only eats foreign food. Believe in foreign religions and speak foreign languages.
, there are things you can always find county magistrate grandpa in wanping county, otherwise how don't even provoke him this officer!
Master Chang (back to his original place) Hum, I don't admire eating foreign food!
Wang Lifa (slightly tilting his head to Song Enzi and Wu Xiangzi, whispering) Please be careful what you say! (big
Li San, another bowl! (Picking up the broken porcelain pieces on the ground)
How much is Mr. Song's bowl? I'll pay! Outsiders don't do old ladies' things!
Wang Lifa is not busy, let's calculate it later! (Go away)
[pockmarked hands Liu Ling went in. Pockmarked Liu greeted Mr. Song and Mr. Chang first.
Pockmarked Liu, you two have to work early! (takes out the snuff bottle and pours the cigarette) You try this! Just received it,
Authentic English, light and pure!
Grandpa Zhang, alas, even snuff has to come from abroad! How much money does this have to flow out!
Pockmarked Liu, we in the Great Qing Dynasty have plenty of Jinshan Yinshan, which will never be spent! Sit down, I'll do something small!
(Ling Liukang finds a seat)
Li San took a bowl of tea.
Tell me, pockmarked Liu, how about twelve taels of silver? You said simple! I am too busy to wait on you!
Master Liu! /kloc-is a girl aged 0/5 worth 12 silver?
Asako Liu sold it to a kiln worker for a lot of money 128, and you refused!
Kang Liu, that's my own daughter! I can ...
Pockmarked Liu has a daughter that you can't afford. Who is to blame?
Kang Liu, isn't that because farmers in rural areas can't get along? If a family can eat one a day.
If I want to sell my daughter again, I won't be human!
Pockmarked Liu, that's your country's business, I don't care. I was entrusted by you to teach you not to suffer, but also to teach you.
Isn't it good for your daughter to have a place to eat?
Whose is Kang Liu?
Pockmarked Liu, when I said it, you must be happy from the heart! Servants in the palace!
Who wants a country girl to be a policeman at Liu Kang Palace?
Pockmarked Liu, that's not your daughter's life, okay?
Who's Kang Liu?
Liu Jingli pockmarked and fat! You've heard of Manager Pang, haven't you? Serve the queen mother, and Honglian is at home.
Vinegar bottles are all agate!
Uncle Liu, how can I live up to others when I marry my daughter to a eunuch?
Pockmarked Liu sells her daughter, no matter how she sells it, she is sorry! You are confused! You see, as soon as the girl walks in the door,
It tastes delicious, and it's silky to wear. Isn't this natural? Anyway, shaking your head is not nodding.
, to a flat!
Kang Liu since ancient times, where ... He gave twelve taels of silver?
Pockmarked Liu searched all over your village, but he couldn't find twelve taels of silver? In the country, five pounds of white flour is enough.
Change your child, you are not ignorant!
Kang Liu, I, alas! I have to discuss it with that girl!
Pockmarked Liu told you that there was no shop after this village, so don't blame me for the delay! Go ahead. Come on.
!
Kang Liu, alas! I'll be right back!
Pockmarked Liu, I'll wait for you here!
Kang Liu (walks out slowly)
Pockmarked Liu (coming to Master Song and Master Chang) It is really difficult for a countryman to do things, and there will never be pain.
Come on!
Master Song, this business is not small, is it?
Pockmarked Liu is not sweet either. Done, be an ingot!
What happened to Grandpa Chang in the countryside? That's it!
Pockmarked Liu who knows! Otherwise even dogs will be born in Beijing!
Master Liu Chang, you really have a strong spirit to win in this way!
Pockmarked Liu, if I don't get distracted, they may not find a buyer! (busy bifurcation) Mr. Song (pulls out one
Look at this!
Master Song (taking the watch) What a nice watch!
Listen, pockmarked Liu, there is a noise!
Mr. Song (listening) How much is this?
Do you love pockmarked Liu? Make it yours! In a word, five taels of silver! You've had enough fun and don't want to play anymore.
I also refund the money by the number! It's genuine, a family heirloom!
Grandpa Chang, I smoke this smell here: how many foreign things there are in a person! Liu (surname)
It depends on you: foreign snuff, foreign watches, foreign satin tops, foreign cloth pants and jackets …
Pockmarked Liu's foreign things are really beautiful! If I wear homespun, it looks like a national skull, who cares?
Me!
Grandpa Chang, I always think our big satin and Sichuan silk are more decent!
Mr. Liu Mazisong, please leave this watch. These days, having such a good foreign watch will make people look at each other differently.
Look at it! Right, you?
Master Song (I really love watches, but it's too expensive) me. ...
Pockmarked Liu, please wear it for a few days and pay another day!
[yellow fat man comes in.
Yellow fat man (serious trachoma, can't see clearly, bye bye when you enter the door), guys, look at me! I please
Ann. We are all our brothers, don't hurt our feelings!
Wang Lifa, this is not them, they are in the backyard!
I can't see the yellow fat man clearly! Manned, prepare carrion noodles. No one can fight me, yellow fat man.
Come on! (Go inside)
Er Dezi (coming out to meet) has seen both sides. Please come quickly!
[Two virtues with yellow grease inside.
The waiter sent the tea to the back again and again. The old man came in with some toothpicks, combs and ears.
Dig small things like spoons and walk slowly beside the teahouse with your head down; Nobody bought his things. He wants to go back.
I went to the hospital and was stopped by Li San.
Grandpa Li San, stay outside [enough] [enough]! In the backyard, people are talking about peace, and no one buys it.
Your stuff! (Handing the old man a bowl of leftover tea)
Master Song (in a low voice) Li San! (of the backyard) What the hell are they doing with such a knife?
Staff?
Li San (in a low voice) heard that it was for a pigeon. Pigeons from Zhangzhai flew to Lizhai, but Lizhai refused.
Give it back to me ... well, let's talk less. (Asked the old man) Are you old?
Old man (drinking tea) Thank you! Eighty-two, nobody cares! These days, people are worse than pigeons.
So what! Alas! (Walking out slowly)
[Qin, dressed well and all smiles, came in.
Wang Lifa Ouch! Master Qin, why do you think of going to the teahouse in your spare time? I don't have my ass.
Servant?
Qin, come and see if you can do business!
Wang Lifa, alas, study while working, and order this for dinner. Who let my father die early? I don't know.
Do it or not! Fortunately, it is my father's old friend who takes care of the dissidents, and I am willing to forgive all my rashness.
Just close your eyes and go. Making a living on the street, popularity is very important. I inherited my father's inheritance.
The old way, say more nice things, show more respect and make people like you, and you won't be wrong! Sit down. I'll give it to you.
You make a bowl of lobular tea!
Qin, I don't drink! Don't sit!
Wang Lifa, sit down! With you, there is light on my face!
Qin is fine! (Sit down) But don't flatter me!
Wang Lifa and Li San, make a tall bowl! How's the family, sir? Is everything okay with you?
Qin is not so easy to deal with!
Wang Lifa, what are you afraid of? With so much business, your little finger is thicker than my waist!
Tang Tiezui (leaned in) This gentleman is good-looking, and the heaven is really full. Although he has no prime minister in Fiona Fang.
Yes, and rich in Tao Zhu!
Qin, get away from me! Let's go
Mr. Wang Lifa, you have had enough tea. It's time to exercise outside! (Gently pushes Tang Tiezui away)
Tang Tiezui, alas! (hanging his head and going out)
Xiao Wang, Qin, is it necessary to raise the rent here? Your father gave it to me.
That rent is not enough for my tea!
Mr. Wang Lifa, you are right, you are absolutely right! However, you don't need to be distracted by this little thing, you can handle it yourself.
Come here, I'll discuss with him how much to rent, and I'll do it! Yes! [mouth]!
Qin, you are smoother than your father! Well, wait, I will get the house back sooner or later!
Wang Lifa, don't scare me. I know how much you care about me and love me, and you will never let me choose.
Big teapot, go to the street to buy hot tea!
Qin, you wait and see!
The country woman came in with a teenage girl. The chicken has a straw label stuck in its head. Li Sanben thinks not.
They are allowed to move on, but when they are sad, they leave it alone. The two of them came in slowly. People who drink tea suddenly
Stop joking. Look at them.
Chicken (walks into the middle of the room and stands still) Mom, I'm hungry! I'm hungry!
The country woman stared at the little girl, and suddenly her legs went soft. She sat on the ground, hiding her face and crying.
Qin (to Wang Lifa) Get out!
Wang Lifa is! Get out! You can't sit here!
Who is the country woman? For this child, two taels of silver!
Third Master Chang Li wants two rotten noodles and takes them outside to eat!
Li San is! Get up and wait at the door, I'll give you a face!
Rural women (stand up and go out with tears, as if forgetting their children; Took two steps, then turned and hugged.
Baby! Baby!
Wang Lifa, hurry up!
[Country women, chickens go out. Li Sanduan went out with two bowls of noodles.
Wang Lifa (come here) Master Chang, you are kind enough to give them noodles! But, I'm telling you.
There are too many things on this road, so right! No one can control it! (to Qin) Sir Zhong, you see what I said is right.
No?
Master Chang (to Master Song), Sir Zhong, I think the Great Qing Dynasty is going to be finished!
Qin can't finish it, and he doesn't care if others give the poor a bowl of noodles to eat. small
Wang, seriously, I really want to take back the house here!
Wang Lifa, come on, sir!
Qin I not only took back my house, but also sold the land in the country and the business in the city!
Wang Lifa: Then why?
Qin pooled all his money and set up a factory!
Wang Lifa opened a factory?
Qin Zhongyi [Cohen], a big factory! Can save the poor and resist foreign goods.
To save the country! (Looking at Grandpa Chang while talking to Wang Lifa) Well, why am I telling you this? You don't understand.
!
Wang Lifa, did you sell all your property to others, regardless of yourself?
Qin, you don't understand! Only in this way can the country be rich and strong! Well, I should go. I saw it with my own eyes
Look at you, your business is good, don't play hooligans, don't pay for the room!
Wang Lifa, please wait a moment, I'll call a car for you!
Qin doesn't need it. I want to [stay] [arrive] [stay] [arrive]!
[Qin goes out and Wang Li sends it.
The calf came in with eunuch Pang. The calf is holding a hookah.
Eunuch Pang! Master Qin!
Master Qin Pang! Have you settled down these two days?
Eunuch Pang, of course. Peace in the world: the imperial edict comes down, Tan Sitong asks for an audience! Tell you what, who dares?
If you change the constitution of your ancestors, you will lose your head!
Qin Zhongyi, I knew it!
The tea drinkers were suddenly silent, almost holding their breath and listening.
Eunuch Pang, you are so clever, Sir Zhong. How else can you make a fortune?
Qin, my little property is not worth mentioning!
Isn't eunuch Pang wonderful? You see, all Beijing doesn't know Mr. Qin! You are worse than an official.
So what! I heard that many rich people are talking about reform!
Qin can't say that, I can't show my power and prestige in front of you! Hahaha!
Eunuch Pang said it well. Let's follow the sea and show our talents! Hahaha!
Qin will see you another day. Goodbye! (below)
Eunuch Pang (to himself) Hum, with such a small rich man who dares to argue with me, the years have really changed.
Yes! (Ask Wang Lifa) Where is Pockmarked Liu?
Manager Wang Lifa, please have a rest inside!
[Pockmarked Liu has seen eunuch Pang for a long time, but he didn't dare to approach, for fear of disturbing the conversation between eunuch Pang and Qin.
Pockmarked Liu drinks, my old man! You are very lucky! I have been waiting for you for a long time! (Holding eunuch Pang, go inside.
Go ahead)
[Song Enzi and Wu Xiangzi came to inquire, and eunuch Pang whispered to them.
After a silence, the tea drinker began to talk about it.
Who is the tea drinker Tan Sitong?
Tea drinker b seems to have heard of it! Anyway, I have committed a big crime, otherwise how can I ask for it!
Tea drinker C has been here for two or three months, and some officials are fooling around with students. How can we know?
What the hell are they doing?
Tea drinker Ding De! Anyway, my hardcore crops have been saved again! Tan and Kang Youwei.
What, didn't you say that it's not for money and food to make a living for the flag soldiers themselves? How poisonous thoughts are!
It is difficult for us to ask the boss to deduct more than half of the money and food of tea customer C!
That's better than nothing! Life is worse than death. Tell me to make a living by myself, I must die!
Wang Lifa, client, let's not talk about state affairs!
Everyone quieted down and talked about their own affairs.
What did eunuch Pang say? A country girl wants 200 silver?
Asako Liu (standing) is a countryman, but he is handsome! Take it to town, get dressed and get ready,
It must be beautiful and disciplined! I work for you, more dedicated and meticulous than my dear father.
Can't be careless!
[Tang Tiezui is back.
Wang Lifa has an iron mouth. Why are you back?
Tangtiezui Street is a mess, I don't know what's going on!
Can eunuch Pang not search Tan Sitong's sidekick? Don't worry, Tang Tiezui, no one is arresting you!
Tang Tiezui, manager, if you can give me some cigarettes, I will be more efficient!
Several tea drinkers seemed to have a premonition of some disaster and slipped away one by one.
Master Song, we should go, too! It's getting late!
Master Chang! Let's go!
People in gray-Song Enzi and Wu Xiangzi came over.
Song Enzi, wait!
What happened to Master Chang?
Song Enzi, did you just say that "the Great Qing Dynasty will be finished"?
Grandpa Chang, I, I love Qing, and I'm afraid it's over!
Wu Xiangzi (to Mr. Song) Did you hear that? Is that what he said?
You AE, we drink tea here every day. Wang Zhanggui knows: We are all really good people.
!
Wu Xiangzi asked if you heard?
Master Song, have something to say, please sit down!
Song Enzi, if you don't talk, even you will be locked up! When he said that "the Qing Dynasty was going to be finished", he was in the same party as Tan Sitong.
!
Mr. Song, I-I heard you. he said ...
Song Enzi (to Master Chang) Go!
Where is Master Chang going? Things have to be explained clearly!
Song Enzi, do you still want to resist arrest? I can bring "Wang Fa" here! Pull out the chain around your waist.
Son)
Grandpa Chang told you that I am a flag bearer!
Wu Xiangzi's flag bearer is a traitor, and his crime is aggravated! Lock him up!
Master Chang, don't lock it, I can't escape!
Song Enzi, you can't run! (To Teacher Song) You should come to class, too. To tell the truth, without you.
Things!
[yellow fat man with three or five people out of the backyard.
Come on, yellow fatty, I didn't run errands in vain when the dark clouds cleared one day!
Master Song and Master Huang! Master Huang!
Who is the yellow fat man (rubbing his eyes)?
Master Song, I! Matsuji! Come and say something nice!
Fat yellow (see clearly) Yo, Ye Song, Wu Ye, are you working a case? Please.
Master Song and Master Huang, do me a favor and say something nice!
What I care about is what the yellow fat man Guanting can't manage! I won't say anything that Guanting can manage! (q
Everyone) isn't it?
More [more]! Yes!
[Song Enzi and Wu Xiangzi go out with Master Chang and Master Song.
Master Song (to Wang Lifa) Watch our birdcage!
Don't worry, Wang Lifa, I'll take it home!
【 Often grandpa four, often grandpa two, Song Enzi, Wu Xiangzi.
Fat Huang (Tang Tiezui tells eunuch Pang that he is here) Hey, where is Master? I heard that I want to settle down,
I congratulate you first!
Eunuch Pang, get married!
Fat yellow, thank you! Thank you! (below)
[The country woman came in with an empty bowl and put it on the counter. Come in, little girl.
Little mother! I am still hungry!
Wang Lifa, alas! Get out!
Country woman, let's go, be good!
Chickens don't sell chicks? Mom! Not for sale? Mom!
Be a good country woman! (crying, with a chicken)
[Kang Liu came in with Kang and stood in front of the counter.
Miss Kang Liu! Junko! Dad is not a man, he is an animal! But what do you want me to do? Aren't you going to find a meal?
You will starve to death there! If I don't get a few taels of silver, I'll ask my boss to beat me to death! You, Junko
, resign, meritorious service!
Kang Shunzi, I, I ... (speechless)
Pockmarked Liu (running over) You're back? Nod? All right! Come and see the manager! Kowtow to the manager!
Kang Shunza, I ... (I'm going to faint)
Kang Liu (holding his daughter) Junko! Junko!
What happened to pockmarked Liu?
Kang Liu was so hungry and angry that he fainted! Junko! Junko!
Eunuch Pang, I want to live, not die!
【 Static field.
Chuck A (playing chess with Chuck B) can! You're done!
-The curtain fell.
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