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heart for you
1, eat less salt and see if you are free.
You don't do anything touching.
Without you, who will set off the beauty of the world?
4. I knew to scare people with my face at a young age.
5. Your household registration book is an encyclopedia of animals.
6. It's almost dawn. Why don't you smoke?
7, a lot of things can't figure out, just look in the mirror and you will understand.
8. Describe you in one sentence. People don't know where to go.
9. Don't tell me to meet you at a height. You can't reach the heights.
10, smelly loach dipped in seawater, really think of yourself as seafood.
1 1. Playing games with you means visiting the vegetable market and all kinds of dishes.
12, you shake your head and listen to the sound of the sea.
13, you should be yourself, you can't do anything else anyway.
14, you can hide your ugliness without swearing.
15, vaccinated against rabies. Do you think I'm afraid of you?
16. You must have wiped your mouth after going to the toilet.
17, eyes are the windows of the soul, and yours should be cleaned.
18, to be honest, although bees and butterflies were not recruited, mosquitoes were recruited.
19, gold always shines, you are a fat man who always reflects light. You are so thin, you should be called Jiangu.
Although you are stupid, you are being yourself, and I am happy for you.
2 1, it's not poverty that inhibits my imagination, it's your temperament that doesn't match.
22. If you can't swear, then I have nothing to say.
23, good-looking people can be called Neptune, and people like you can only be called water ghosts.
24. Don't talk to me before your brain shakes.
25. You have to hide. Here comes the garbage collector.
26. Look at my memory and treat you as a person.
27. Don't think that I dare not scold you because you are ugly.
28. Is it that Feng Youjing has drunk too much and speaks sarcastically?
29. I heard that you are rich and recognize Erlang as your master.
30. Without culture, you can learn ugliness or be wicked. There is really no rule of law.
3 1, talking dirty, didn't you wipe your mouth when you went to the toilet?
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