Tell 88 funny words under the moon at night.

1, sleeping, my brother is playing computer. I asked him that I didn't talk in my sleep. He said no, adding that you called just now]

2. quot When I met the sleeping king in my class, I signed his personality: three full in the morning, three full in the middle and six full after dinner. "

I waited for a long time to hear from you, and I ended up laughing when I was telling a joke.

The slogan reads: The school is my home, and the environment depends on everyone. Since the school is my home, it is not illegal for me to sleep in class.

5, hooligans are not terrible, but they are afraid that hooligans have culture. The audience said: I am most afraid of being told that I have studied for two years, because like people who have read books, I feel that I have not read them.

6. I suddenly feel like falling off a cliff when I sleep, so I will twitch. The grandmother who was shot said that she was a long person.

7. Cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, Altman plays mobsters, and counts money to cramp hands. Sleep until you wake up naturally. Oh ~ ~ this is happiness.

8. It's not that the road is rough, but that you can't.

9. I am not a fortune teller on the overpass. I can't say so much you like to hear.

10, it's a long road in Xiu Yuan, but this is Xiu Yuan, so I will ask for help. The viewer said: there is a pig head without a temple, but unfortunately today, there is not even a pig head; Or: the land without a cone is not poor, but there is no cone now.

1 1, people are not smart and bald like others.

12, if one day I become a gangster, please remember to remind me that I was innocent.

13, quot If I say what I'm going to do, such as taking a shower or sleeping, but later you find that I'm brushing Weibo, it's really not my excuse, it's my lack. ".

14, hugging is really a strange thing, obviously so close, but I can't see the other person's face.

15. Angels can fly because they look down on themselves.

16, sunrise in the east and rain in the west, the tutor is ruthless and I have feelings.

17, Tongren, Guizhou, the slogan leading to a slaughterhouse in Fan Jingtu: Guide our slaughter work with Theory of Three Represents Theory!

18, when money stood up and spoke, all truths fell asleep.

19, you are the wind, I am the sand, you are the leather shoes, I am the brush, you are the Hami, I am the melon, you ignore me and I commit suicide!

20. There are many beautiful women in Jiangshan, and countless mistresses have made coquetry.

2 1, I was just sleepy and wanted to sleep, and you happened to be in bed.

22. Throw a hard pen, surf the Internet head-on, sleep opposite, and stand up and do your homework.

23. I miss the time when we slept in class, jumped after class and died in exams.

24. It is not difficult to drive, and I am afraid that there will be new people. What the audience said: Not really. I'm afraid people who have a driver's license and don't know how many rounds a car has, the life of an old driver is not in his own skills, so don't meet guys who can drive without skills.

25. When you have no money, eat wild vegetables at home; If you have money, go to the hotel to eat wild vegetables.

26. When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone pulling my quilt, and I kicked her out of bed. Now this ghost is getting bolder and bolder, and dares to grab the quilt with Lao Tzu.

27. Every time I talk to you late on my mobile phone, I don't know when to go to bed.

28. The second class: Xiaoming was sleeping, and the teacher found out and said, I'm dying up there, and you're comfortable down there.

29. quot I like to hold the quilt when I sleep, or hold the quilt with my legs. It is said that these are insecure children's papers. "

Quot suddenly found that the first thing to get up is to touch the mobile phone, and the last thing to sleep is to put it down. "

3 1, the first thing to wake up every day is to want to sleep.

32. The important task in the future is manufacturing.

33, sleep in class, make a scene after class, and die in the exam!

34. People who don't want to get married are hooligans.

Since I became a bubble, no one dared to step on my head.

36. Everyone has a dark side. If you say you are simple, I can only say that you are not human!

37. After seeing Zhen Xuan, I was sent to the bathroom to take a bath and get ready for bed. My husband stood naked at the door of the bathroom and said to me, young master, the Ministry of Internal Affairs just sent me a tribute from the Western Regions.

38. Youth is capital, but it is worthless without hard work.

39. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose a beautiful one to marry.

40. What can I do to kill your lover?

4 1, reduce the number of boys behind each girl to one!

God, I will never call you grandpa again. You don't love my grandson.

Your ugliness has nothing to do with your face.

44. Life goals: farmers, mountain springs and a small field. The viewer said: the heart yearns for it!

45. There is no room for two tigers in the mountain unless there is a male and a female.

46. I am cute and responsible. What did I do wrong?

47. Solemnly promise not to use urban management first.

48. In bed, practice is the only criterion to test kung fu.

49. Life is the mouth of Song Like Zedd. You never know who will be unlucky next.

50. I'm stupid and I'm happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

5 1. It is said that sudden shivering during sleep is because the nervous system finds you suddenly asleep and thinks you are dead, so it wants to see if you are dead.

52. A woman without talent is a virtue. I must be too evil.

53. You are peaceful, well-intentioned, scheming, hardworking and heartless.

54. The most beautiful word in the world is to eat or sleep. There are three words that are your names.

55. There are two ways to pollute a place: garbage or money!

56. The cold water you poured on me will surely boil, and I will pour it back on you. Wait and see.

57. Sleeping death squads eat depth charges.

58. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

59. quot Death squads are: no food during the day, no sleep at night, and military training to death. "

60, men-before engagement, like grandchildren, obedient. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.

6 1, I cook, I sweep the floor, and I want to be your father. I eat and sleep, and I want to be your baby.

62. Do you think I will watch you die? I'll close my eyes!

I didn't want to marry my wife, but married me.

64. Beijing University of Science and Technology cheated me for four years, so I plan to cheat the society with the knowledge taught by Beijing University of Science and Technology for life!

I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

66. Chatting is valuable and the internet fee is higher. If you are sleeping, you can throw them both.

67. Every time I miss a girl, I put a brick on the mountain, and the world has the Great Wall.

68. Do you drink water, water or water? You choose!

69. Clear water makes no fish, while lowly people make no difference. The viewer said: nothing strange, just anti-imitation, only the ugly side.

70. The Tangshan earthquake told us not to sleep too hard at night. Wenchuan earthquake told us not to sleep at noon. The Ya 'an earthquake told us not to sleep late.

7 1, I like to close my eyes when sleeping.

72. When men and women flirt, the most striking Chinese character is born: bump.

73. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

74. I wanted to sleep in class and planned to sleep after class. I suddenly woke up when I heard the bell.

75, quit, don't think you are a night pig standing under a street lamp.

Please don't ask him to use his brain-his left brain is full of water and his right brain is full of flour, so he just moves easily and everything is paste.

77. Be nice to yourself, because no one treats you as the world.

78. Teacher: Students who listen to the song in front, let the students who speak in the middle, don't affect the students who sleep behind.

79, I want to puppy love, but it's already late.

80. My mother always treats handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always treat me like this.

8 1, Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a Korean fairy, because he used a stick!

You can live like a pig, but you can never be as happy as a pig!

83. People in the upper class always like to do obscene things.

When I was a child, I turned off the lights and went to bed. "

85. The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet in, but you know everything when you go out.

86. Are you missing or kidnapped? If you lose it, don't look for it. Might as well be kidnapped!

Love your neighbor, but don't let her husband know!

88. Do you need someone who urges you to go to bed on time or someone who is willing to stay up with you?