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Funny dialogue between computer hackers and computer idiots

Hacker: I controlled your computer?

Xiaobai: How? ?

Hacker: Use Trojan horse ?

Xiaobai: ...where? Why can't I see it? ?

Hacker: Open your task manager?

Xiaobai: It’s not in “My Computer”?

Hacker: Forget it, think of me Haven't done anything?

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer?

Xiaobai: Oh?

Hacker: Are you scared? ! Hey?

Xiaobai: You’re here just in time, please help me kill the virus. My computer has been having a lot of problems recently?

Hacker:... ?

Xiaobai Bai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer at will? ?

Hacker: You can install a firewall?

Xiaobai: If you install a firewall, will you not be able to enter? ?

Hacker: No, I just want to add a bit of fun. Controlling your computer like this makes me feel like it's a waste?

Xiaobai: I heard that you can create "viruses" "? ?

Hacker: Hmm?

Xiaobai: Can you control other people’s computers? ! ?

Hacker: Generally yes ?

Xiaobai: Can you hack those websites? ?

Hacker: Of course, haven’t you heard people call me a “hacker”? ?

Xiaobai: ...Oh, I thought it was because you were so arrogant... ?

"Huh!" ?

Hacker: Here I go again! ! ?

Xiaobai: Don’t you find it annoying coming in every day? ?

Hacker: It’s really annoying. Your computer is the worst I’ve ever seen?

Xiaobai: No, it’s a famous brand?

Hacker: I mean, apart from mentally retarded games, there are only viruses in your machine?

Xiaobai: Oh, have you seen my "Lianliankan"? I can’t remember where it is installed, I’ve been looking for it for a long time?

Hacker: ...Goodbye?

Hacker: Hi! I’m here?

Xiaobai: I haven’t seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall? ?

Hacker: Haha, it’s a joke. It’s easier to get on your machine than mine. Don’t you miss me? ?

Xiaobai: I want to ask you to do a favor?

Hacker: What is it? ?

Xiaobai: Can you enter the power system and modify some data?

Hacker: ...What do you want to do! ! ?

Xiaobai: Please, help me pay my electricity bill this month... ?

Hacker: Go to hell! ! ?

Hacker: Where did you die? ! ! ?

Xiaobai: ...you have been out for a few days, what do you want with me? ?

Hacker: I’m looking for something ?

Xiaobai: What are you looking for here? ?

Hacker: For viruses, look for an old virus from a few years ago. Only your machine has the most complete collection of viruses! ?

Hacker: Here I come! ! ?

Xiaobai:... ?

Hacker: Why don’t you speak? ?

Xiaobai: In a bad mood ?

Hacker: Who bullied you? ?

Xiaobai: I lost one of my QR codes, which contains my first online love?

Hacker: This is simple, let me get it back for you?

Xiaobai: Can’t get it back?

Hacker: Impossible, tell me, what’s the number? ?

Xiaobai: Ugh... I just don’t remember?

Xiaobai: Come out! ! ! ! ?

Hacker: What’s wrong? ! ?

Xiaobai: Did you use my ID to play in the forum? ! ! ?

Hacker:. . . .

Sorry, I forgot to tell you, but I didn’t do anything bad, I just made up a post. I promise I won’t play it again next time?

Xiaobai: That won’t work! ! ! ?

Hacker: What else do you want? ?

Xiaobai: Your post made me blush. This is my first time. I’m so happy. You must make up another one for me?

Hacker: That’s right. ! ?

Hacker: Hey, I did something very interesting just now?

Xiaobai: What happened?

Hacker: I will go to the forum to comment Posted?

Xiaobai: Is this normal?

Hacker: When I saw the post, I jumped on it and called the poster a pig to my heart's content, so I could relieve my anger?

Xiaobai: Wow, it’s so enjoyable. I would never dare to do it. I would be banned! ?

Hacker: Yes, it has been blocked. ?

Xiaobai: Is this interesting? ! ?

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID?

Xiaobai: Are you an expert? ?

Hacker: You can say so. ?

Xiaobai: How high is it? ?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I’m bored ?

Xiaobai: Ha, I can do this too! ?

Hacker: #￥%! So can you? ! ?

Xiaobai: Yes, it goes black as soon as I turn off the phone. . . . .

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Hacker: Get out of here...! ?

Bai: Xiaohei, come out quickly, my password has been stolen, 555~~~~ ?

Hacker: No problem, I will get it back for you. ..... (Ten minutes later) No, I have no problem logging in with your number... ?

Xiaobai: Then why can’t I log in?

< p>Hacker: Let me see...Sister, you seem to have opened m! s! n's login box... ?

Xiaobai: Oh, it turns out these two are not interchangeable... ?

Hacker: Just... ...... ?

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, come out quickly!!! ?

Xiaohei: What's going on? I haven't woken up yet! ?

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Xiaobai: Why can’t I input my password?

Xiaohei: What did you use to input it?

Xiaobai: Of course it’s the keypad. Idiot! ?

Xiao Hei:......How can you type in if your keypad is not open?

Xiao Bai: Open it for me Spread!!! ?

Xiao Hei:........................ (vomiting blood) ?

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Xiaobai: Xiaohei, please tell me what Google is

Hacker: It’s a search engine, so you can find things quickly! ?

Xiaobai: Well, Let me try, ?

Hacker: Have you tried it?

Xiaobai: I have tried it, I found Google instantly using Baidu, ?

Hacker :Can you throw a stone at me?

Xiaobai: How about we meet?

Hacker: .......This is not good, why? Want to meet?

Xiaobai: I want to see if you think the same as me?

Hacker: Hey, what do you think

Xiaobai Bai: He is very handsome, wears tight clothes, and is very magical. He can go anywhere and maintain world peace everywhere?

Hacker:... You are talking about Spider-Man, boss! ?

Hacker: Hello~~~ ?

Xiaobai: You come here every day, are you curious about me?

Hacker: Not curious, yes Are you used to it?

Xiaobai: Hum, I have a good way to change your habit?

Hacker:... Oh? !What can I do?

Xiaobai: I’ll go to the telecommunications bureau and change the bandwidth to 1K, so you can’t squeeze in because it’s too narrow, haha~~ ?

Hacker: What a genius!..........Then can you still access the Internet?

Xiaobai: Yes, take your time! ?

Xiaobai: I am today Learn some computer knowledge. Is it very powerful?

Hacker: Tell me. ?

Xiaobai: You can make everything invisible on the computer in one go. ?

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Hacker: Dizzy! How is it possible? I have never heard of it. ?

Xiaobai: Turn off the monitor and there will be nothing, haha, smart, right~ ?

< p>Hacker: ``````````Go to hell~ ?

Hacker: Why are there so many things on your computer desktop

Xiaobai: It's easy to find. ?

Hacker: Why did you put the DVD movie on the desktop?

Xiaobai: I love watching that movie, it’s so touching. ?

Hacker:` ```````````` ?

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, let me ask you, why does the lower right corner of the computer keep prompting "Insufficient space in C drive to release ````````" ?

Hacker: Damn! ?

Hacker: Hello! ?

Hacker: Hello! Xiaobai~ ?

Hacker: What? Ignore me

Xiaobai: I'm crying. ?

Hacker: Huh? What's wrong? Who bullied you

Xiaobai: No, no Who bullied me?

Hacker: Why are you crying?

Xiaobai: Watch Crayon Shin-chan, Xiaoxin

Xin is lost~He is so pitiful~555555~ ?

Hacker:-_-|||, then keep crying!!! ?

Xiaobai: I want to pretend to be an anti-virus Software?

Hacker: Well, okay, your computer needs an anti-virus. ?

Xiaobai: I want to install a famous brand, preferably SONY, or BMW. Okay. ?

Hacker: Are adidas any good?

Xiaobai: Okay, you can install it for me. ?

Hacker: Damn! I have something to do! ?

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, what if I want to delete unused things on my computer but can’t?

Hacker: You can press F8 when starting the computer. , enter "Safe Mode with Commands"->"Path"->DEL the file name, OK~?

Xiaobai: I want to delete the windows in the C drive?

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Hacker: That’s the system folder?

Xiaobai: But I’ve never used it. ?

Hacker: I shouldn’t discuss this with you What a problem! Damn~ ?

Xiaobai: You really think I’m an idiot

Hacker: That’s right. ?

Xiaobai: I’m a netizen. You said I'm very smart?

Hacker: What did they say?

Xiaobai: Didn't I tell you*_*?

Hacker: It must have been you again. You sent them the photos of PLMM, right?

Xiaobai: How do you know?~~~~ ?

Hacker: Damn!! ?

Xiaobai Bai: Xiao Hei? Did you have something interesting to do during your summer vacation?

Hacker: Yes, why are you asking this all of a sudden?

Xiao Bai: Then you can send it to me and be more detailed... ?

Hacker: Oh, wait a minute... ?

(After 15 minutes) ?

Hacker: No, you want me to send it to you What are you doing?

Xiaobai: My teacher wants me to hand in my summer homework and write down 10 interesting things about my summer vacation... ?

Hacker: Damn it!! ?

Hacker: We’ve known each other for a while, right?

Xiaobai: Yeah?

Hacker: Do you think I’m good to you?

Xiaobai: Still Not bad.. ?

Hacker: Heehee (shy) ?

Xiaobai: What are you doing? You need to borrow money

Hacker: `````` `````` ?

Xiaobai: I still owe the squad leader 5 yuan for my money! ?

Hacker: ````````` ```As if I didn’t ask anything..?

Xiaobai: Come out! Ask you! · ?

Hacker: What

Xiaobai: You Do you know how to steal numbers?

Hacker: Nonsense! ?

Xiaobai: Then help me steal numbers... ?

Hacker: Tell me the number .. ?

Xiaobai: 10000 ?

Hacker:!·#￥%……—* ?

Hacker: Here I go again.. ?

Xiaobai: I came just in time, I have something to ask you... ?

Hacker: What's the matter? Didn't you ask me to help you change the water bill this time! ?

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Xiaobai: Can you crack passwords

Hacker: Nonsense, I am a hacker......?

Xiaobai :Help me decipher the Da Vinci Code! ?

Hacker: Go to hell, you’ve watched too many idiot movies...?

Xiaobai: Do you find it interesting to enter my computer every day?

Hacker: It’s interesting! ?

Xiaobai: What’s the point?

Hacker: I’m here Study why your computer, which is full of viruses, doesn’t crash... ?

Xiaobai: I know! ?

Hacker: .......#￥%! Why

Xiaobai: This is called fighting fire with fire! ?

Xiaobai: I also want to control your computer?

Hacker: That won’t work, someone else can enter my computer I will go crazy

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Xiaobai: This is unfair!! ?

Hacker: Well, okay, then you have control?

Xiaobai:... ...but I don’t know how to... ?

Hacker: Gaga~~~ That’s why I agree!!! ?

Hacker: Am I here again?

Xiaobai: This may be the last time we meet?

Hacker: Oh? What happened

Xiaobai : I want to reinstall the system, anti-virus, and install a firewall to prevent you from coming in! ?

Hacker: So you hate me so much...Okay, I won't come here in the future. Goodbye?

Xiaobai: Um... Hey, wait a minute!! First, teach me what reinstalling the system is! ?

Hacker :...................... ?

Xiaobai: Can you answer computer questions

Hacker: Yes Okay?

Newbie: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome

Hacker:............Don’t know?

Xiaobai: Of course it is "F4"!! ?

Hacker: Fainted! ?

Xiaobai: Let me ask you another computer question, can you answer it

Hacker: As long as it’s not your idiot problem?

Xiaobai: I’m serious!! Can you operate my computer?

Hacker: Well, yes?< /p>

Xiaobai: If something goes wrong, can you solve it?

Hacker: Your problem shouldn’t be difficult?

Xiaobai: Great , my fan doesn’t seem to be spinning, can you change it for me?

Hacker:... I’m leaving first?

Xiaobai: This time I Is the computer really broken?

Hacker:............ Just checked, is there any problem with your computer?

Xiaobai: That’s you Bullying me?

Hacker: No?

Xiaobai: You do! None of the MP3 files sent to me have images! ?

Hacker: Help! ~~~~~~~ ?

Hacker: Here I come~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?

Hacker: Huh? Man, eh

Hacker: Not here yet? Isn’t this a waste of electricity?

Hacker: Oh my God, where are you? Come out quickly, don’t scare me~~~~?

Hacker: Not here yet? I copied the files in your computer to one disk and pasted them to another disk a hundred times, a hundred times~!~?

Hacker: Not here yet< /p>

Xiaobai: Haha, I have been here, but my keyboard just broke. It took me a long time to find out that the socket fell off... ?

Xiaobai: Let me ask you a question Question?

Hacker: Say?

Xiaobai: In addition to mine, can you also control other people's computers

Hacker: Some can... ..... ?

Xiaobai: Is it okay even if there is no Internet connection

Hacker:............ ?

Xiaobai: Can you remotely control other people’s machines?

Hacker:............?

Xiaobai :You can still steal top-secret files, right!!! ?

Hacker: I think you have watched too many movies, so why don’t you go and take a shower?

Hacker: It’s so late, Why aren't you offline?

Xiaobai: Oh, it's time to go offline. I'll unplug the power?

Hacker: Wait! You can't shut down

Xiaobai :Yes, it just shuts down and it doesn't move. You can only press power?

Hacker: You modify the registry: open HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE SOFTWAREMicrosoftWindowsNTCurrentVersionWinlogon, right-click on the Winlogon item, and select "New"→" String value", enter "PowerdownAfterShutdown", then double-click to edit the value to 1, and then you can automatically

Turn off the phone... ?

Xiaobai:......Should I press the power button?

Xiaobai: Finally I see you, Let me tell you a piece of good news.. ?

Hacker: Ahem, I also want to tell you a piece of bad news.. ?

Xiaobai: Ah, what bad news, tell me quickly. Say?

Hacker: I was poisoned... ?

Xiaobai: Wow, haha, my god, Xiaohei, you will also have this day... ?

< p>Hacker: I got the flu virus~!~ ?

Xiaobai:--! ?

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, I would like to video chat with you

Xiao Hei: Well, okay?

(10 minutes passed...) ?

Xiao Hei: What are you doing? Why haven't you posted yet

< p>Xiaobai: What to post

Xiaohei: Video! ?

Xiaobai: How to post it

Xiaohei:······· ···· ?

Hacker: Just now you said you wanted to tell me some good news, what was it?

Xiaobai: Hoho, a boy used my computer today. . ?

Hacker: KB, there are still people who dare to use your computer

Xiaobai: Yes, I was so scared when I opened it that I was so embarrassed that I went out. ..I came back an hour later and saw him sitting proudly on the chair and smiling... ?

Hacker: I know what's going on. Did he clean up your computer?

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Xiaobai: Yes, how did you know?

Hacker: Well, I have long been accustomed to the messy twists and turns in your computer. I felt relaxed all the way here today. I thought I entered the wrong computer... ?

Xiaobai: ---! ?

Hacker: However, it really took me a lot of effort... ?

< p>Xiaobai: But do you know what I said to him later

Hacker: What did I say

Xiaobai: I said to him, turn my computer into It was exactly the same as before... ?

Hacker: ◎o◎ ?

Xiaobai: Then he stared at it for a long time, and then ran out with a flash*_* ?

Xiaobai: Don’t say I’m a newbie anymore! ?

Hacker: What? I’m drinking Melatonin

Xiaobai: Huh, actually I’m very Smart, today I invented a new way to save power?

Hacker: Oh, tell me about it?

Xiaobai: I researched and found the fan in this case It's of no use. It spins so fast and consumes too much electricity. I'm going to dismantle it... ?

Hacker: hoho~~~ You are a genius. If you turn off the power switch at home, you will save more electricity. !! ?

Xiaobai: .......You seem to be with me?! ?

Hacker: It doesn’t seem like it, it is! ?

Xiaobai called the hacker: Are you really good?

Hacker: Are you so-so?

Xiaobai: Bragging! If you have the ability, you can let my machine fall into the trap The Trojan shuts down... ?

Hacker: What's so hard about this! Are you waiting?

Hacker: Haha, done, do you regret it?

Xiaobai: Hehe, thank you~~~~I was playing outside, and I just wanted you to help me shut down my phone... ?

Hacker: Dizzy~~~?

< p>Hacker: What are you playing?

Xiaobai: Cleaning the computer?

Hacker: You?! ?

Xiaobai: Yes, you said There are many viruses here, so I’m going to delete all the files that I don’t recognize and that I don’t like?

Hacker: Stop! You only recognize a few files? You don’t want your computer anymore

Xiaobai: What should I do now?

Hacker: Stop trying, let’s go and play?

Hacker: HI, Xiaobai, you haven’t seen me in this time. Did you miss me?

Xiaobai: I didn’t miss you, but you came just in time..?

Hacker: What happened again

Xiaobai :I use Donkey to download movies, but I don’t have enough hard disk space.

Enough, can you think of a way?

Hacker: Let me take a look~!~?

Hacker: Xiaobai, let me tell you some unfortunate news. Due to a virus in your computer There are too many, and the virus has given birth to many more offspring, all competing for territory... ?

Xiaobai: Ah~!~ Oh my god! ?

Hacker: I'm still listening. The viruses are whispering that the price of space has risen again. Many viruses can no longer afford space and are preparing to launch a riot...?

Xiaobai: What should we do?

Hacker: This is simple, just lower the space price and buy a hard drive~!~ ?

Novice: 555555 I forgot my password again?

Hacker: I have a bad memory. Do you write the password on paper?

Xiaobai: It’s too long and complicated, and copying it just once will tire you to death?

Hacker: With your intelligence, how can you set such a long password? What are you doing?

Xiaobai: I think that only if it is so complex that you can’t remember it can you prevent others from deciphering it?

Hacker: It turns out that the only purpose of your password is to make it difficult for yourself.... .... ?

Hacker: The World Cup is about to begin, it’s a men’s festival! ?

Xiaobai: Not only men, I like it too~~ ?

< p>Hacker: You?! Can you understand football

Xiaobai: Yes, I will get up to watch every World Cup?

Hacker: Ha, great, We can finally speak the same language. Which team do you like?

Xiaobai: Of course it’s the Chinese team!! ?

Hacker: No language. ． ． ． ． ． ?

Xiaobai: Come out~ ?

Hacker: What happened

Xiaobai: Can the movie be copied?

Hacker: Yes Ah?

Xiaobai: Why can’t my movie be copied?

Hacker: What did you use to copy?

Xiaobai: Idiot, of course it’s a floppy disk! ?

Hacker: @#＄%^^%? ?

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, are you here?

Hongke: I am Hongke, tracking A hacker came here~ ?

Hacker: Are you talking about me?^-^ ?

Hongke: ――|||Why are there so many viruses in his machine? ,Did you do it?! ?

Hacker: ==|||Somewhat, it was the same before I came here as it is now ~ If you don’t believe me, ask yourself?

Xiaobai : No way! ?

Xiao Hei:.......... ?

Xiao Bai: My fan stopped spinning after he came, I was so depressed! ?

Hacker:........................ ?

Honker:.......... ............ ?

Hongke: Don’t be afraid, I will help you kill the virus! ?

Hacker: 8 things to do Ah~ My virus database~~~ ?

Xiaobai: OK, I have been wanting to kill viruses for a long time~! ^V^ ?

Hacker: 55555555~ ?

Hongke: Will you wait?

Ten minutes have passed?

Hongke: Depressed~ I have never seen so many viruses@_@?

Xiaobai:............?

Hacker:55555555?

Hongke: Wow~! This is What era was the virus~?! ?

Xiaobai:............ ?

Hacker: Huh?

Hongke: help~!!! My computer is infected by your virus@.@ ?

Xiaobai:=_=||| ?

Hacker :The descendants of the old virus have come to take revenge, haha^-^?

Another ten minutes?

Hongke:*_*The latest hardware and software firewalls cannot protect against it, 555555 ~I quit -_-#Leave! ?

Hacker: Haha, it turns out that my virus database is invincible, hahahaha~!!! ?

Xiaobai: Xiaohong, don’t be discouraged, come back and play again when you have time^=^

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Hacker: Haha, you are welcome to come back for anti-virus when you have time, please leave without sending me away (^*^) ?

Hongke: @#＄%^&*+?= ?

Xiaobai: Are you there

Hacker:......Huh?

Xiaobai: My computer is broken. What should I do?

Hacker: No, I just checked, everything is fine?

Xiaobai: Then why do all the numbers I enter turn into stars?

Hacker:……………………?

Hacker: Today a guy asked me a really stupid question and made me laugh to death?

< p>Xiaobai: Oh? What's the problem?

Hacker: He asked if the USB flash drive can be upgraded

Xiaobai: Why, it can't

Hacker: ...Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot that it was you I was facing?

Xiaobai: Depressed, depressed... ?

Hacker: What happened

Xiaobai: I'm very sad. Pluto has been expelled from the nine planets?

Hacker: .....What does it have to do with you

Xiaobai: I think it’s a long way to go once?

Hacker: Go to Mars, that’s what suits you! ?

Hacker: Yesterday, a headhunting company came to see me. It is said that a company wants to sign a contract with me. The monthly salary is 8,000, plus bonuses. Do you think it is tempting?

Xiaobai: If they are willing to sign me, I will report now?

Hacker: What can you do?

Xiaobai: Well, I can’t do menial and tiring work, and I can’t do technical work either. I can try management. I can try to be a vice president or something. As long as I can give My monthly salary is 8,000?

Hacker: Do you think there is such a stupid company?

Xiaobai: Please ask me, maybe they have been looking for talents like me to serve as deputy Anyway, things are unpredictable?

Hacker: OK, I will recommend it to my enemies tomorrow! ?

Hacker: My enemies are looking for me?

Xiao Bai: Ah, then run away quickly... ?

Hacker: Where to run

Xiao Bai: Go to a deep cliff. There are martial arts secrets below. You can practice Flying up to take revenge in ten or eight years... ?

Hacker: Oh my god! ?

Xiaobai: I helped my classmate fix his computer today?

Hacker : Just you

Xiaobai: Right... ?

Hacker: What a miracle, you can actually repair computers?

Xiaobai: What's the matter? It’s so strange that her CD-ROM drive cannot read movie discs... ?

Hacker: Did she put the DVD movie into the VCD drive and then it couldn’t be played?

Xiaobai: Yes, so I knew her optical drive must be broken, so I asked her to buy a VCD optical drive tomorrow... ?

Hacker:········ ?

Xiaobai: I think Buy a laptop?

Hacker: Soft side or hard side

Xiaobai: Faint, it’s a laptop! ?

Hacker: You buy it What's that for?

Xiaobai: When playing games or surfing the Internet, the key is to make it beautiful, light and easy to take out. The most important thing is that it must look better than the one used by Ahua next door. Which one do you think I should buy?

Hacker: Such a high requirement, "Wenquxing" is the best for you! ?

Xiaobai: Can you do me a favor?

Hacker: As long as it’s on the Internet, say it!!! ?

Xiaobai: I’m playing——Go Kart Racing.. You help me steal a car with 8 exhaust pipes! ?

Hacker: That only exists in Korean servers! ?

Xiaobai: I don’t care!!! You stole it from Korea! I want to use it in China! Then I’m awesome! Haha~~~! ?

Hacker:……………………I have something else to do, I’ll leave first! ?

Xiaobai :Can you play Audition?

Hacker: Yes! Why?

Xiaobai: Get me a Tom Cruise! I’m so excited

Him! Let him dance with me!:) ?

Hacker: 88?

Hacker: I want to ask you a question?

Xiaobai: Ask Right?

Hacker:......Do you have a boyfriend

Xiaobai: Yes!?

Hacker: .....What kind of person is he?

Xiaobai: Tall, handsome, mighty, runs a big company, and is super nice to me... ?

Hacker: Oh, I have something to do. I have to leave first... ?

Xiaobai: Hey~heyhey~~~~~ ?

Xiaobai: Hey, Why haven't I seen you for a long time? You were caught?! ?

Hacker: No, I'm quite busy. Are you okay?

Xiaobai: Okay, I'm quite busy too. I finished Lianliankan!! ?

Hacker: ....... Are you and your boyfriend okay?< /p>

Xiaobai: Boyfriend? What kind of boyfriend

Hacker: Don’t you have a tall, handsome and powerful boyfriend?! ?

Xiaobai: Oh Oh~~~~I just made it up, I’m afraid you’ll look down on me... ?

Hacker:...You, this super idiot!!!! ? < /p>

Hacker:.............I like you?

Xiaobai: Virus

Hacker: What virus? I mean, unfortunately, I found out that I like you very much?

Xiaobai: You fooled me again, you always call me an idiot?

Hacker: Yes, you are a big deal Idiot, but in order to maintain world peace, I decided to sacrifice myself to prevent you from harming others... ?

Xiaobai: ............. ?

Xiaobai: Do you really like me?

Hacker:......Huh?

Xiaobai: How much Do you like it?

Hacker: It’s just that my heart feels hollow when I’m gone, but my head hurts when I see you?

Xiaobai: Oh, I understand?

Hacker:? What do you understand?

Xiaobai: So you are like a child with tooth decay to chocolate! ?

Hacker: Can you buy this laptop?

Xiaobai: Oh, is this good?

Hacker: The configuration is good, the brand and after-sales service are good?

Xiaobai: It doesn’t matter, the important thing is What colors are there?

Hacker:............Only black?

Xiaobai: Ah?! Don’t these merchants consider consumer psychology? Do you know how to add some color or make it look like a hamburger?

Hacker: Well, why not go to the toy counter first?! ?

One day, a stranger added a hacker. ?< /p>

Stranger: Hello?

Hacker: Leave me alone?

Stranger: I am a beauty! Don’t be so rude to a beauty?

Hacker: Unfortunately, I already have someone I like?

Stranger: I am 100 times more beautiful than the person you like?

Hacker: But she is in my mind The most beautiful one?

Stranger: So disgusting?

Hacker: No need to accompany me?

Stranger: Hello....?

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Hacker (Anshuang): Xiaobai, Xiaobai, you haven’t even changed your IP but you still want to test me

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