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The male best friend I once had

I say once because we have no contact now. Occasionally I miss him very much, and I don’t know whether I miss him or those past days.

He, my best friend and college classmate, is called Mr. Liu. He should be able to bear this title now.

Mr. Liu always makes me hate him so much. Where does this hatred come from? I thought about it for a long time and finally came to the conclusion that he is a scumbag.

On the other hand, he always makes me feel at ease. This man lets me beat him, scold him, do anything he wants, and bewitch me. It seems that no matter what I do to him, he will never get angry. No matter what kind of person I am, I can get his approval. Probably, this is the reason why I miss him while scolding him.

(1)

One day, I was walking in the alley of the school. I was bored for a moment and asked him, "Mr. Liu, do you think you owed me or I owed you in your last life? Why do you always make me so angry? Then I pinch you again and you make me angry again. It's really boring."

He said nothing. I added, "It must be that I owe you, which is why I have been so angry with you all my life."

He whispered, "I must have owed you, so I am here to repay the debt. You can be beaten or scolded as you like.”

“Really?” I smiled evilly, and then punched him.

He said: "If you hit me again, I will scream."

So, I punched him again, and he really screamed.

The more he barked, the more I hit him. The more I hit him, the more he barked. Finally, he screamed louder and louder.

I had no choice but to give up in the end.

(2)

"Mr. Liu, do you think I was too harsh on you?" One day, I asked him sincerely, not because of any uneasy conscience.

He looked at me and said nothing. "Answer me quickly, am I really too harsh on you?" I was a little impatient.

Seeing that I would not give up until I got the answer, he replied: "No."

I started to talk to myself, "My roommate said that I was too harsh on you. They couldn't bear to beat and scold you..."

"No, you're fine. You beat and scolded me because I made you angry. If I say that to others, I will still get angry. "

"Oh, really?" I suddenly said, "Yes, you always make me angry. "As he said that, he remembered his very angry words and punched him again.

"Hey, why did you hit me just as you said?" He was dissatisfied.

"I'm happy."

(3)

"Mr. Liu, I'm in a bad mood." One day, I sent him a text message.

He immediately called back: "What's wrong? If you have anything you can't figure out, come and tell me."

"I'm just in a bad mood."

"Where are you now?"

"The dormitory."

"Oh, let's go for a walk."

That day, he accompanied me Walked around the school perimeter.

(4)

"Mr. Liu, it's me." Late one night, I called him.

"Oh, it's you." The voice sounded a bit lazy.

"Are you asleep?" I asked.

"Just getting ready to go to sleep."

"I'm in a bad mood."

"What's wrong?" The lazy voice suddenly disappeared and was replaced The sound is full of energy.

That night, he chatted with me on the phone for a long time.

(5)

"Mr. Liu, when did we become so familiar?" I asked him one day.

Although we are classmates, we are new here and don’t know anyone. When did I become so impressed by him and become so familiar with him?

"I remember, it was before an exam. We were reviewing in the classroom to prepare for the exam. I said I wanted to eat candy, and you went to buy it for me. At that time, the heating was turned on in the classroom and dormitory It's so cold outside. You were shivering when you came back." I turned to him and asked, "Do you remember?"

He nodded solemnly, "I remember.

I curled my lips and said, “Looking at you like this, you obviously don’t remember.” "

"I remember. " He argued.

"If you don't remember, tell me, when did you become deeply impressed by me? "

He looked at me and knew that I couldn't get past the deception. "You promise you won't be angry? "

I suddenly suspected that what I said would not be a good thing. "You talk about it first, and then I will decide. "

"I will tell you if you promise not to be angry. "

...

"Okay, I promise not to be angry. "I had no choice but to make this kind of promise that I didn't even believe.

He said slowly with a hesitant expression: "During class that time, I sat behind you and looked at your back. The traces on his back are just..."

Before he could finish speaking, I suddenly remembered that class. I kicked him towards him, kicking him on the calf. After thinking about it, I still couldn't get over my anger. A punch was thrown at his arm, but he dodged, "I promised not to be angry. "

"This makes me so angry. How can you hold back your anger? ”

What I think of now is all my work, and he was accommodating me and comforting me. I can’t remember the time when he was depressed or decadent. Maybe, he Don't want to show it to me? Sometimes I feel that he is like a deep pool of water, and I can't see clearly. But it doesn't hinder my peace of mind at all. Whenever I look for him, he will always be there.

How are you after so many years?