On the Creativity of Teachers' Collective Funny Video

Only the feeling of love belongs to me, and the person I love does not belong to me.

Happy life, school, I don't want to be happy, just live!

You're crazy. I'm a fool. We are crazy together.

My class has the flu, and I am at the forefront of fashion.

Men are becoming more and more feminine nowadays.

When I was a child, I would blush as long as someone kept staring at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.

God, teachers are educated hooligans.

Uh-huh, if this world, without me. See how you live.

Drinking, stomach bleeding, pain, stomachache, white eyes.

I said I saw through the world of mortals like flowers on a cliff, and now I find that you are just scum in the sea of people.

You said that the youth I walked with you had no moisture, but you didn't have to push me into the crater, did you?

If you are unhappy, you like to eat. If you eat, you will get fat. If you get fat, you will be very unhappy.

I want to be an onion in my next life. Whoever bullies me will burst into tears.

Hey, forget it. The person who loves you the most in the world married your mother.

Boss, give me a beautiful haircut. I want to run with the bull.

When I have a girlfriend, I will run over and give her a mouth and say: Where have you been for so many years!

He said let's be together. She said that we would catch up in the next life. He said that you said the same thing in your last life, and you lied to me again.

Funny column is the best hug for friends who need comfort. Please leave the sad things next door.

I didn't know the earth was turning until I had a fever.

People are unlucky, and drinking cold water will also plug their teeth; Water is even more unlucky, even if you drink it, you will be trapped between your teeth.

I want to fly to a foreign country with big wings!

There are only two ways to realize your dream. One is by dreams, and the other is by thinking.

I really like people to chat with me in the comment space. Do you?

You are very stupid. I am speechless about your stupid. Your stupid is unparalleled.

Repeat, repeat, repeat. Repeat the same thing! Are you bored?

Life is like a trip. I can't go anywhere without interest groups.

When you first met me, you would think I spoke softly. I've been with you for a long time, and you'll think I've been pretending to be reserved from the beginning.

The night gave me a black mouse, but I played with it until dawn.

Your confession, acceptance is acceptance, but I'm not sure whether I love you or not!

Beauty is not for everyone, ugliness is for everyone.

Then whoever is bored will smash the wall and cover it with murals.

The teacher is a pig demon, and we are angry birds.

Don't mess with me, I'm crazy and I'm afraid of myself!

I have said it so many times, please don't say sorry again!

The back wave of the Yangtze River pushes the front wave, and the front wave dies on the beach.

Bought a bottle of mineral water and took a sip: fake! "How is it fake?" It's watered.

Everyone is a prisoner, and the phone number is the number.

Although I can't help all beings, I can hurt all people.

The high pressure in your eyes is enough for my mobile phone to last for a year.

It doesn't matter if there is no traffic. You can sneak in without telling the mobile company.

There is a famous saying that flowers often belong to cow dung rather than people who appreciate it.

Life is really a live broadcast, not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is low!

Use lies to verify whether lies are obtained or lies.

Will you stop spinning around in my head? You are not tired.

I've been waiting in front of the Buddha for thousands of years, but I just can't wait for you to look back at me.

Life is so fascinating that countless heroes win glory for it.

The 2020 classic says: Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail.

1. Life is like an angry bird. There are always a few pigs laughing when they fail. Life is still a state of mind. Different realms, different moods. People who value are bitter, while those who look down on them are free and easy; Persistent people are fascinated, enlightened people are empty; People who want more are tired, and those who don't want more are idle. After drinking a cup of tea, I will be happier when I look at the changing situation and feel relaxed.

2. If you live in others' eyes, you will get lost in your own heart. Let go of yesterday, cherish today and focus on the future. Since time will not go back, life should have no regrets. Living in the present is the best choice in life.

3. The feeling of lack of trust is like that the mobile phone has no signal and can only play games. Love and hate are clear, but not too much; Have desire, but know how to satisfy; Know how to enjoy, but not extravagant; A little selfish, but not greedy. When the body is born, why be too hard on yourself. The pursuit of perfection is an imperfection, because it runs counter to perfection. Be a complete person and experience life completely.

If you learn to be tolerant in life, your world will be bigger. Get along with others, you will learn to understand others, and you will have fewer enemies. Sometimes you have to be relatively rational in life, and you will have less regrets. If you handle things with more wisdom, you will be more sure of success. Of course, wisdom, tolerance, understanding, rationality, tolerance and other mentality and thoughts used in our lives can only be indispensable in life, and it can perfect our lives.

Chewing pain is a punishment for the past, and choosing to forget is an escape from reality. Practice is to improve yourself and tolerate others. The pain of life lies partly in our own shortcomings and partly in not liking others. Practice is to increase happiness by perfecting yourself and dilute pain by forgiving others.

6. If life is a grain of sand, desire is a bottomless pit; If life is a drop of water, desire is a rolling river. Short life, who can win the race with infinite desire? The desire for life is hard to get, but it is hard to let go. Greedy people will get stuck in it, and contented people will take what they can. People who are predestined friends cherish themselves; If there is no chance to go, let it go safely. Tolerance is great, but no desire is just.

7. Life has given us too much load, and we move forward with a wobbly attitude. Character is like gold, the higher the purity, the higher the taste. Being a man for a lifetime, character is the foundation. Morality can make up for the defects of wisdom, but wisdom can never make up for the defects of morality.

8. If you have a heart, you will be more free and easy; With a normal heart, you will be more calm; With compassion, you will accumulate more kindness; With a grateful heart, you will be happier; If you have a causal heart, you will be more sensible; With a tolerant heart, you will be happier; With a detached heart, you will be more indifferent; If you have a spiritual mind, you will be smarter; With a pure heart, you will be purer; With a self-aware mind, you will be more sober.

9. Keep your head down, how much your mind can sink and how much you can endure, and decide what you can do; How many eyes you can bear and how much pressure you can resist determine what kind of person you can become. Bowing your head, it contains humility and low-key, belonging to the atmosphere; Looking up, hiding unyielding, is the backbone. Bow your head when you like, and you will go further; Looking up in adversity, self-confidence is the most precious. Bow your head and hit the threshold; Look up at the sky.

10, mature people don't ask the past; Smart people don't ask now; Open-minded people do not ask about the future. Above people, treat people as people; Under people, treat yourself as a person. You must know that people are gentlemen after them; Know that the villain is watching people behind their backs. When you make a mistake, the enemy scolds you when everyone else comes, and the friend scolds you when everyone else leaves. As long as people can master themselves, they are powerful in life.

Pig has always been a funny term for pigs.

Pig has always been a funny term for pigs.

1. I said I was a filter, and everything in my mouth was bleached! clear

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

Not every cow has Telunsu, and not every father is Li Gang.

4. You scold, you continue to scold, tell me when you have scolded enough, and I'll go to bed first.

Mom told me: If your husband bullies you, let your grandparents take him away.

6. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. Holding a cup in one hand and washing utensils in the other.

7. The difference between people and pigs is that pigs have always been pigs, but people are sometimes not people.

Don't brag, please give me back the cow, because cows need sex, too.

9. Now people are following the trend. Everyone likes to cover their mouths with deodorant socks.

10. It is difficult to go to school at noon on weeding day. I have entered the school and stood all afternoon.

1 1. Dear friends, I really envy you. You know I'm so young.

12. People say that my hair is long and my knowledge is short, so I decided to cut it short.

13. Take the bus when you are in a bad mood and sit behind your long hair for a haircut.

14. People can't take money to the grave, but money can take people to the grave.

15. I am not a violent person. I don't recognize people when I'm violent.

16. If one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

17. Not all men and women are equal. Why can't I go to the ladies' room?

18. I think I am a madman, a madman who can't even grasp love.

19. Does it itch? Itching is right. When the wound is growing, so are the nerve endings.

20. Are you tired? Just tired. Comfort is for the dead.

2 1. Don't talk to me about English. I am a mixed-race Chinese and American. Can you understand me?

22. If you are unhappy, just say it to make everyone happy.

23. I planted girlfriends in spring and harvested a bunch of men in autumn.

24. Looking at beautiful women in the street, a little higher is appreciation; Any lower is a hooligan.

25. I have never regretted it. If you miss it, you miss it. I am very attractive. If I miss it, I will try again.

26. This advertisement is very popular .. A TV play suddenly pops up.

Funny mobile phone text messages.

1, I shouldn't be so close to you that I can't adapt to our sudden distance until now. I shouldn't be with you forever, so now I'm sad. Although you have disappeared from me, I always think of you inadvertently. Did you have a good time? Did you eat well? Did you sleep well? Have you ever thought of me at some point? If you weren't too noisy, how could I give such a lovely puppy away?

2. Send you 12 Zodiac. I wish you: smart as a mouse, strong as an ox, bold as a tiger, cute as a rabbit, confident as a dragon, charming as a snake, romantic as a horse, gentle as a sheep, naughty as a monkey, beautiful as a chicken, loyal as a dog and looks like a pig!

I really want to ask you a question at midnight, but I dare not speak rashly. Especially in quiet and lonely nights, so many thoughts make me insomnia, so I have to send a text message asking if you still wet the bed?

4. Everything in life is not calculated, but felt; I didn't ask for it, I fixed it. Seeking is only the hope of results, practicing is karma, and feeling is wishful thinking. I don't plan you. I am very grateful to you. I'm grateful to you for being recruited many times and throwing yourself at me. You are my pistachio. Whether I am happy or not. When I have something to do, I always miss you in Doby-Barbie.

The first thing to do when you get up every morning is to squeeze something white on your chest and taste it in your mouth. Only in this way will I be energetic all day. Thank you for my black sister toothpaste!

6. I sent a short message to a girl I like: Actually, I haven't known you for a long time, but I don't know why I miss you every time. Have you ever experienced that feeling? Okay, like what? I don't know how to describe it to you, just like saying that every time I miss you, I want to watch TV, because I think there is a program on TV, and everyone in the program replies like you: Oh! What program? Answer. Animal World

7. According to the aesthetics of pigeons, you are basically a handsome guy; According to the aesthetics of sheep, you are basically a fool; According to the aesthetic of monkeys, you are basically bright scarlet; According to the aesthetics of horses, you are basically sloppy; According to the donkey's aesthetics, you are basically a donkey friend; According to the aesthetics of cattle, you are basically a cow!

8. Dude, what have you been up to recently? I miss the carefree and carefree days when I chatted with you. Hehe, I saw you that day-your most lovely day. You are very uncomfortable sitting in the sun. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!

9. I looked into her eyes. My heart is pounding. My lips trembled and I couldn't speak. My forehead is covered with sweat. Then, she opened her cherry mouth and said nine words that I will never forget. That's the man!

10, looking back 500 times in my last life, just to get a pass in this life. We didn't know that we turned back tens of thousands of times in our last life and became friends in this life! If you cherish this friendship, please treat me to a meal to show your gratitude!

1 1, you look like a pig from a distance, like a tiger from a close look, and it turns out to be a mouse from a close look; You look like a rabbit from above, a deer from below and a fox in the middle; You look cool on your left and rich on your right. Look carefully, it turns out to be very rustic. You are a native of China.

12, weather forecast: I miss you a little from tonight to tomorrow. I expect to miss you continuously in the afternoon. Affected by this kind of mood, it will become a big dream at night and the mood will continue to decrease. It is expected that this weather will last until I see you. In order that I can sleep peacefully tomorrow and stop thinking about you, you can give my face back the money, so I won't miss you so much.

13, your face is fierce, your skin is covered with hair, and you poop everywhere. What a surprise! Don't get me wrong! Friend, I'm talking about rhubarb dog in front of your house, but it doesn't have a mobile phone, so I'll send it to you!

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15, I like you very much, because you are cute! You are very kind, really, but I have to give you up because you are too expensive for me! You are so noble, only those rich people can get you! You are really too expensive, a pig costs 250!

16, an axle crashed; Engage in a thunder high-speed rail rear-end collision; Reading is the burden of the whole family; Blink your eyes and the price of meat will soar; Set up a stall to smash the city management; Speculate in stocks and regret for life; Take a taxi and get AIDS on your legs; Wear a neck and remove the seal; Dude, although you were unlucky, you ran into a coal truck and took it home! However, don't lose heart. I wish you persistent efforts. I believe that one day, good luck will win the first prize, and the mildew prize must belong to you.

17, looking for someone: this person has a little ET gene, a little BT personality, weighs MT, has been engaged in IT for a long time, often goes to work OT, has done brain CT, and TNT has been found in it! If anyone knows his whereabouts, please dial 9 1 1.

18, the importance of learning, your understanding is not deep enough, I have a deep understanding. I heard that you are often absent-minded and doze off in class, which can't be done! Look at me, I have never dozed off in class since I was crazy!

19, what a beautiful morning. I wish you a lie-in. Some people are bored running in the street, some people are diligent in cleaning the house, some people are philandering, and some people are shameless in washing their feet. Let's be friends and sleep in the circle, haha!

20. It makes me sad to see you today. You are thin and haggard. I can't control my tears, but please take good care of yourself! Pork is so expensive now, how much you gain is a catty!