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Describe yourself as poor in one sentence.
You can't have it both ways, but you can be poor or single.
You unpack the express paper box and leave some for me so that I can cover it for the winter.
I'm waiting for your double eleven express carton.
If it weren't for the northwest wind, we would have starved to death. The occasional sandstorm is a meal.
6. Don't bounce off the ash. If it burns slowly, you can smoke more.
7. The soil is softer and more fragrant after the rain, but it is a little sticky.
8. cashless payment is not a financial term to me, but a literal meaning.
9. I can't shit clean, so I have to leave half of it, or I'll be hungry next time.
10. The contents of the shopping cart can only be seen when it is taken off the shelf.
1 1. I really want to put on clothes I haven't worn for a long time and feel rich.
12. I can wait for love. If I get rich, please do it at once! Right now!
13. I slapped myself twice before going out, blushing and saving money.
14. I have spent no more than 100 yuan on Double Eleven for three consecutive years.
15. When I make friends, I never care whether he is poor or not. Anyway, he is not as poor as me.
16. Ma Yun will never make my money in his life.
17. I owe my friend a dollar, and it took me a month to pay it back.
Prove yourself poor in one sentence. Tell me about Daquan. It's very interesting and fun. Cry poor. Talking about 2
18. When I have money, I must use two pieces of paper to shit.
19. I lost fifty cents the day before yesterday, so I was so angry that I didn't eat today.
20. Not poor, but price-sensitive consumers.
2 1. Money is not blown by strong winds, but blown away by strong winds.
22. I hope we will never take Double Eleven seriously again. Money is also love.
23. Borrow flowers from ants and return them.
24. My mother told me that the maximum face value of RMB is 10 yuan. Anything over 10 yuan is counterfeit.
25. Can you all make way and block my northwest wind?
26. I wish you all love, I have money!
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