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What should I do if I meet an excellent colleague?

Wonderful colleague 1: Your EQ is so low that you will be embarrassed.

When you meet this kind of colleague, you will wonder if God cut off the electricity when he created him, so you didn't connect the line in his mind about emotional intelligence with IQ.

That's why he often exaggerates to tell you that there was too much powder on your face in the elevator in the morning to work, and even asks if you painted it. During afternoon tea, you said there was food between your teeth, but you just skipped noon and guessed it was morning. When you wear new clothes to the company, he will tell everyone that your clothes look old.

Anyway, if you meet such a person, please reply to him directly, it's none of your business!

Wonderful colleague 2: Is yours his, his or his?

The pen on your desk disappears for no reason, don't think it's him; You are missing several packs of snacks in your drawer for no reason. Don't think it's him.

Your charger becomes his royal family; Your calculator has nothing to do with you except that the name posted on it is yours.

And you want to borrow something from him, don't you have it yourself? If not, go to the administration office or buy it. I need it later.

Anyway, if you meet such a person, please don't lend him a hair.

Wonderful colleague 3: Why do you always ask me to bring you some takeout but never remember to give me money?

Have you ever worked as a food orderer in your office? It is that you order food for everyone in a friendly way, as if the task of ordering food in the future is yours.

Then, there is such a person who always seems to know how to eat and not how to pay. If you don't remind him, he probably won't remember to pay you when he leaves his job.

And you are always embarrassed to remind him, because it seems to make you look stingy.

Why can't you ask yourself how much it costs and give it to others?

Anyway, if you meet such a person, please take the initiative next time and let him help you!