Wechat talks about mood. If one day I make you unconscious.

1. If one day I hack you, it's not that I hate you, but that I can't afford what you sell.

Don't ask me why I didn't do well in the exam. Young and willful

It's all because it's too cold, so I'm sealed under the covers.

In this weather, I decided to die with a quilt in my arms. . . . .

5.？ Do you know why crabs walk sideways? Why are they willful? Because they have pliers! !

6. Some people test strength, some people test eyesight, and I test imagination.

7. The saddest thing is that you answered a paper carefully, and your score is not as high as that of blindfolded answer.

8. Say that you will be hungry besides eating. ?

9. Come and not go! ? Indecent assault? Also ~ ~

10.？ Wife, I want to raise pigs. ? Speak human words? I want to marry you and go home?

1 1. Someone told me that nothing is more complicated than love. I dropped a math book in his face.

12. We are all a group of people who are sleepy to death but have to get up.

13. I would rather cry in the study room than laugh in the dormitory. Our purpose is: to make others flustered!

14. Principals are like Wifi during exams, and Fiona Fang is full of people who want passwords.

15. Why do you always want to eat when you are in a bad mood, because you feel sad and want to chew?

16. Some people belong to mops, and things are forgotten after being put off. . . Like me.