What kind of experience is it for parents to be funny?

1. When I first learned to run, I couldn't stop every day. Like a stumbling wind, I whizzed past. biagi fell, got up, patted his ass and ran away.

After running, my mother bought me a lot of toy balls, glowing elastic balls, soft balls and colorful football. ...

I am very happy to run around with my little head dangling and pat the ball everywhere every day.

And my mother's greatest pleasure is to call me to her side and say to me:

"Baby, will you show your toy ball to your mother?"

I put the ball in my mother's hand.

Then my mother picked up the ball, a standard labor-saving action, and threw it far away with a whoosh. ...

I ran out quickly to get the ball.

Sweating, picking up the ball,

My mother would say to me:

"Baby, will you show your toy ball to your mother?"

"whoosh"

"Baby, will you show your toy ball to your mother?"

"whoosh"

"Baby, will you show your toy ball to your mother?"

……

Passerby perspective:

When I was in primary school. My mother woke me up.

I woke up and pretended to be asleep.

Hearing her calling me, I closed my eyes on purpose.

I want her to understand,

You'll never wake a sleeping Xiong Haizi!

My mother opened the curtains in my room.

"Husband, he is in bed again."

My dad: "Really? This little lazy bag. "

My mother: "Ah, it's snowing heavily outside."

My dad: "Wow, yeah ..."

Then I heard my father's evil smile,

"Let's pinch a snowball and put it on his bed!"

My mother: "This won't do! What if it freezes him! What if you catch a cold? ? "

My dad: "How fun."

My mother was silent for a few seconds. ...

I thought to myself, mom still loves me.

My mother: "Hey, hey, hey!"

I woke up naturally with a whirlwind.

3. High school. Go to extracurricular classes on weekends.

Extra-curricular classes last until very late, and there is an hour to eat in the middle, which is usually sent by parents in a small lunch box.

So is my mother.

One day, my mother went to see my grandfather, but she couldn't go temporarily, so she asked my father to deliver food.

At night.

I raised my neck and asked my dad, "What do you want to eat?"

Then he opened the trunk of the car.

I saw a pile of vegetables. ...

Chinese cabbage, lettuce, lettuce, chrysanthemum and even frozen tofu. ...

I said, Dad, I'm not going to eat vegetables dipped in soy sauce. ...

You can lie to me when my mother is away. ...

He made a signal with his lips: "Yes, so there is no pursuit."

Then I took out a pot from it.

Take out a pot.

A pot.

Marijuana

Then I was in the back seat of the classroom.

Plug in the pot.

With the attention of the whole class.

Ate hot pot.

4. Still in primary school.

The night before, I secretly watched the Dragon Ball under the covers with a small flashlight.

Leading to a daze the next day.

I stayed up all day, came home from school, had dinner, threw myself into bed and fell asleep.

Half asleep and sleepy, I suddenly got up, looked at my watch, thought of the morning, grabbed my bag and ran out.

Running and shouting: "oh, I'm going to be late for school!" I have to go if I don't eat! "

My dad: "Have a good class. Don't miss the number! Pay attention to safety when crossing the road! "

My mother: "Don't talk in class! Answer the questions enthusiastically! Did you bring your homework? "

Later, I waited for the bus at the bus stop for half an hour with a small bag on my back.

My neighbor aunt brought it back to me.

"I just met your children waiting for the bus after work."

They laughed their heads off.

I turned a blind eye to what I should have done with you! ?