Tell me about the non-mainstream personality. If the sky falls, you hold it up first, and I’ll find a stick.

1. Those who cannot lose weight are always in commotion, and those who cannot gain weight are confident.

2. If a person is not ruthless, he will not stand firm! No harm to people, no standards! If people are not bad, they will die quickly!

3. School is not only fun during recess. During class, passing notes is also students’ favorite thing.

4. In fact, friends are like this. You never need to think of them because they have never been forgotten.

5. Books are the ladder of human progress, and e-books are the elevator of human progress.

6. From elementary school to university, the only thing that remains unchanged is a heart that does not want to study.

7. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism. I love myself and have no rival.

8. Thanks to me being fat, I can squeeze my belly when I’m sad.

9. School has started, my waist is no longer sore, my legs are no longer hurting, and even my heart is not beating.

10. One mistake will lead to eternal hatred, one word will wake me up. The man in the dream scared a cow to death once.

11. If no one in the world wants you in the future, you must remember that there is still me. I don't want you either. < /p>

14. What hinders us all the time is none other than the 38th line on your desk.

15. If the sky falls, you hold it up first while I find a stick.

16. In the youth that refuses to grow old, flowers bloom forever and ever.

17. Suddenly I felt that Pleasant Goat was very similar to Journey to the West, and I was caught in the whole episode, and then It will definitely not be eaten

18. The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans.

19. If late-night snacks overwhelm you. Don't panic. Don't be in a hurry. Melancholic fat people need to be prudes.

20. Losing weight is really not that easy. Every piece of meat has its own temperament. When the sky falls, you hold it up and I hold it up

1. The art of self-cultivation is actually the art of lying.

2. The important thing in life is not where you stand, but the direction you are facing

3. If there are a pair of eyes to cry with me, it will be worth suffering for my life.

4. Listen to your words and save me ten books

5. My ID is fake, please don’t believe that I am a liar.

6. As long as it is not obscene, we are mainstream

7. I like children, and I like the process of making children even more

8. I lost it on the side of the road penny!

9. When it rains, don’t forget to hold an umbrella. Gonorrhea will be a problem if you are wet.

10. There is no limit to learning, but turning back is the end of the road

11. Momentary impulse, crisis for descendants

12. I am not a casual person, but if you want to be casual, then I will do whatever you want!

13. Be a secretary if you have something to do, and be a secretary if you have nothing to do

14. Keep pace with the times, you and I will reach the climax

15. Only fakes are It’s true, everything else is fake

16. In fact, I am a genius, but it’s a pity that God is jealous of talents!

17. Life cannot be like cooking, where you have to prepare all the ingredients before cooking

18. Since ancient times, no one has died, and no one needs paper to poop

19. If you can’t explain it clearly to the instructor, then just confuse him

20. When the hardware can also be COpY

21. Life is fucking fun. Because life is playing tricks on me

22. All unforgettable love is the moment when the soul wanders on the bed!

23. When the sky falls, you hold it up, and I hold you up

24. When I take off my clothes, I am a beast, but when I put on clothes, I am a beast in clothes

25. Study hard for China! A packet of Zhonghua costs a lot

26. My mother often said that if our family didn’t have a phone, we wouldn’t be so poor. If the sky falls, you hold it up and I'll cushion it!

1. You insist on making Audrey Hepburn into a street girl.

2. One day, Bai Suzhen farted, and Xu Xian suddenly realized: Madam, could it be that you are a rattlesnake?

3. Now when I weigh myself, I even want to pluck out my eyebrows

4. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I became blind later.

5. Lying is a man’s prerogative, and being cheated is a woman’s patent. .

6. Burn incense and kowtow to the Bodhisattva to bless Monk Tang’s long hair.

7. Business women don’t know how to subjugate their country, hate prostitutes and don’t know about extramarital affairs.

8. To be honest, only if I like you, I will ignore everything, listen to your complaints, endure your temper, look at your face, and wait for your reply, otherwise why bother.

9. Don’t say I’m sensational enough, at least I didn’t impress you/shuoshuo/

10. I will laugh through all the sadness and all the unhappiness.

11. Without the appearance of the mistress, who will judge your nonsense love.

12. No difficulty, have attitude, don’t get discouraged, don’t give up, don’t fart

13. Life is like shit. After working hard for a long time, it turns out to be a fart.

14. After the heat, my heart becomes indifferent. The momentary glory cannot bring me unforgettable yearning.

15. If the sky falls, you hold it up and I will cushion it!

16. The head can be broken, but the hairstyle cannot be messed up; the blood can flow, and the leather shoes must be oiled.

17. My weight is none of your business. It’s called plumpness. But you want me to lose weight every day. I’ve had enough of you.

18. You talk nonsense, thinking that when people give you a smile, you appreciate it, and you endlessly say things that hurt your heart. As a result, people have a thorough understanding of your family background, and they still laugh at you secretly.

19. I like to look up at the sun on a clear day, squint my eyes and play the single, and miss someone in my heart.

20. The so-called growth is to force a person to be strong

< p> 21. I was watching the commercial very well, but suddenly a TV series popped up! Hate!

22. Only by eating all the time can I retain my full character.

23. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting inside the toilet or waiting outside the toilet.

24. I don’t hear what is happening outside the window, and I only read e-books

25. It’s not that I will lose my fans if I don’t smile

26. Memories are a Such cruel torture forced me to have no way to escape.

27. I don’t remember my sorrows. I usually report them on the spot.

28. Do you think you are Halley’s Comet, and 6 billion people on the earth must look up to it?

29. How could I secretly kiss you in the dark without breaking your lamp?

30. Either be tolerant or cruel

31. It is not the mistress who is hateful. But it’s the little bastard who can’t stand the temptation of the mistress

32. Why does the pangolin keep digging in the ground? It’s because it’s looking for the pangolin.

33. Love is like a joke. It makes others laugh to death, but it hurts yourself.

34. If handsome guys rain from the sky, then let the rain hit me to death!

35. The most painful thing in the world is not the separation between life and death, but the exam. Others are reviewing and I am previewing.

36. Give me sunshine and I will be brilliant. Give me floods. I'll shower you with shit and you'll eat.

37. We are not from the same world, but I insist on piecing it together

38. Only by complicating things can we reflect our work ability!

39. Never becoming an excellent college student depends on strong character!

40. The car is rolling, the horse is swaying, and the spring breeze in February is like scissors. (Teacher’s comment: Does Jia’s family organize a spring outing?)

41. If you want to have a good love relationship, it will not shock the heavens and the earth, and you will win one person’s heart and stay together till the end of your life. This is the greatest thing in this life. of happiness. QQ mood phrases that will make you laugh to death in 2020. If the sky falls, you will hold it up, and I will cushion it.

1 If you don’t read, you are a pig, but if you read, you will be an educated pig.

2 I saw you avoid my eyes when you saw me

3 In this serious occasion, I suddenly felt the urge to pee.

4 Men lie to make themselves feel better; women lie to make the other person feel better.

5 Since the old bald donkey came, the poor nun no longer has to plant cucumbers.

6 I can’t give you anything, so wake up, dear

7 Classic funny quotes-Although I didn’t read the book, didn’t review, and didn’t do the questions, I have the heart to not fail the exam. heart.

8 The pace of time does not prevent us from having a pure heart.

9 Sometimes I feel that I am not as tall as a woman..

10 A good woman is a school, so I want to go to school.

11. When you fall down and only have one bar of health left, call Brother Xinzeng three times and you will be resurrected on the spot.

12 I have a bicycle, which does not ring except the bell.

13 I am a flower on the cliff, no one sees me or praises me.

14 Your explanation is a cover-up, what you cover up is the fact, and the fact is the beginning of sin

15 I admire myself so much that I even kowtow to myself when I look in the mirror!

16 This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a safety helmet

17 The bird in the cage hates Guan Yu for not being able to fly, but people must follow the eight rules in life. Gengsu Wukong

18 If the morning comes later, I think I will like the morning

19 The third person is not the one who comes later, but the one who is not deeply loved.

20 Don’t always say I’m fat, I’m afraid you won’t be able to resist if I lose weight.

21 Funny Quotations: Wear other people's shoes and walk other people's paths, so that others can neither find their shoes nor their way.

22 There is nothing so-called coquettish about me.

23 Humor is when a person wants to cry but still has the interest to laugh.

24 Except for money and beautiful women, I can resist anything.

25 There is a place in me that is not hard when I make it hard, that is my heart.

26 Sighing is the biggest waste of time, crying is the biggest waste of energy.

27 When I say I can’t afford to be hurt, that’s the day your house will be burned down.

28 Love in the world is always the same, it just changes the ending and the object.

29 If there is a pair of eyes to cry with me, it will be worth suffering for my life.

30 I am mute and I usually speak in disguise.

31 The past is just a lie you made up

32 I hold you in my hand and close my palms, I can’t hold you back!

33 If the sky falls, you hold it up and I will cushion it.

34 I don’t know much about music, so I am sometimes unreliable and sometimes out of tune.

35 The soil is used to dig, and the pit is used to bury you.

36 My life is a joke, a joke without a full stop.