Humorous sentences describing fat faces

1, my three major shortcomings are: first, fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

2. A fat man's life is like a measuring cylinder, destined to be read all his life.

3. Fat people are born mortal, or heavier than Mount Tai, or Huashan, or Hengshan, or Himalayan.

His face is round and big. His eyes narrowed into a line when he laughed, and the meat on his face looked like an "oil ball". The whole looks like a kind-hearted "Maitreya Buddha".

5, don't look at me as a man, the cup will burst you.

6, long time no see, you are fat if two people!

7. People who say I don't need to lose weight are all bad people.

8. Smiled, eyes disappeared, and two pieces of meat on the cheek kept shaking up and down with the action.

9. Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

10, if you don't have the determination to be fat, don't force yourself to eat.

1 1, I haven't found a washbasin bigger than my face for so many years.

There are many people in the world who want to eat but can't. I'm helping them finish their unfinished business.

13, pigs are animals, but they are also synonymous with fat people.

14. At that time, Liang Qian was like a freshly baked sausage, wrapped in meat and tense. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

15, a fat man actually claimed that he was not a clown.

16, give me three months. I will become two me and reappear in front of you.

17, don't try to catch up with me. The calories you and I consume are not an order of magnitude at all.

18, every big weight loss at the turning point of life has ulterior motives.

19, Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold?

20. Fei Kuang is really fat. He rolled to Wang Ling like a ball and stood in front of her like a barrel, but his voice was like a line, thin and low.

2 1, a fat man is fatter than others.

22, the meaning of fat is not how much to eat, what to eat, but how to eat. Feel it.

23, chubby meat is dripping, and it is almost oiled.

24. The three most beautiful words in the world are not "I love you", but "you have lost weight".

25. You can order anything you like. Don't worry, I'm here.

26. Did it hurt you? This is the weight of life.

27, everyone lined up to weigh themselves, someone just stood up when the electronic scale rang, please come one by one, don't fuck two people at a time.

28. I can eat all these before I sweat. Do you believe it?

29. At this moment, the door was pushed open in a hubbub and a fat man came in. Turned out to be a butcher.

30. Those who can't even keep their nutrition are the scum of mankind.

3 1, I feel so unfortunate that the world knows you so much.

32. Only pants are the only criterion to test whether you are fat or not.

33. Looking at beautiful women in the street is appreciation if you look up, and hooligans if you look down.

34. God, she wore a black and white evening dress today and came to me like a noble Antarctic penguin.

35. Don't call others … vulgar just because they have gained a little weight!

I can turn over in such a short distance.

I can't marry you. Because what I carry is different from ordinary people.

38. This year, I'm going to become a lightning bolt and light up your eyes. I don't want to become a nut wall, blocking your view.

39. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will definitely repay you when I lose weight.

40. The fat man's song of youth is really the adventure of meat buns.

4 1, I wanted to eat my sadness in one bite, but I ate it into a meatball in one bite.

42. Scared by my light movements? Ha ha. You know, fat is lighter than muscle.

43. Whether he is short or symmetrical, hey, he is not. He has a big belly bulging around his strong waist. Someone once made fun of him, saying that he stood like a watermelon instead of a melon.

44. "Inclusive woman" refers to me.

45. Many people understand "generosity" as "pregnancy".