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Can you talk about the charm of Chinese?

On one occasion, the Xiongnu in the north wanted to attack the Central Plains, and sent someone to send a "battle table" first. When the emperor opened it, it turned out to be "heavenly heart takes rice". None of the ministers of the Qing Dynasty solved the mystery. The emperor couldn't take it easy, so he had to post a list to recruit talents. At this time, an official named He Tang in the palace said that there was a plan to withdraw troops, and the emperor urgently declared He Tang to go to the temple. He Tang pointed to the four words on the "battle table" and said to the emperor: "God, my country is also; Heart, Central Plains also: rice, holy also. Taking rice from the heart is to seize the country and take the position of king. " The emperor said urgently, "What should I do?" He Tang said, "Nothing, I have my own way out." He said, holding a pen in his hand and adding a pen to each of the four words. The original letter was returned to the sender. Marshal Xiongnu, who led the troops, thought that the Central Plains did not dare to fight. When he opened it, he was shocked and retreated urgently. It turned out that He Tang became "not necessarily dare to come" after adding one word each to "heavenly heart takes rice".

It is impolite to say that a man and his wife are entertaining two friends at home. Friend A toasted the hostess and said, "An alcoholic's wine is not wine". The hostess pointed out that "drunkenness is meaningless" and said that friends deviated from the original intention of catching up with their masters to drink; The man is a little unhappy, too, as if criticizing that friend for saying, "The drunkard's sake is not wine", which is simply nonsense; Friend B is snickering, suggesting that the host "cares if Weng is drunk". I was very impressed when I saw it. This is the charm of Chinese. I'm afraid it's hard to find such a wonderful example in any other language. It's a pity that I haven't learned Chinese well since I studied. What a pity! Not from the patriotic point of view, I also think Chinese is the most beautiful language in the world. Not to mention that Chinese is the richest and most expressive word in the world.