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A sarcastic remark that a person is good at disguise.

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1, Dummies love fake scenes, and Dummies tell lies.

2. Emperor, please start your performance!

Let me have a sip of water and watch you pretend quietly!

4. Stop pretending, are you tired? The audience is tired of watching!

5. Are you tired? It's all up to you!

6. In this world, most stupidity consists of disguising and making things real.

7. People who talk about their ideals and do nothing are hypocritical and hypocritical. 、

8. Aphids eat grass, rust eats iron and hypocrisy eats the soul.

9. False sincerity is more terrible than the devil.

10, you don't have a long head, or your head is moldy! !

1 1. Do you believe that I love you or that there are ghosts in the world?

12, your IQ is as thin as oxygen in the Himalayas.

13. When you miss pretending, you miss life.

14, when I treat you as a person, please try to act like a person.

15, a person didn't know it was him until he was pointed at his nose and scolded.

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1. There are thousands of people in the world. Who do you want to pretend to show it to?

Everyone is made in China, so don't be mean.

Whenever I meet a pretender, I bow my head silently, not because of my good cultivation, but because I am looking for bricks.

4. People nowadays are so funny that they all look like graduates from film and television colleges.

5, ungrateful dog things! What I scold is that some people pretend to be aggressive.

6. There are many miracles in the world. Some people are mean, pretend to be lofty, think they are pure and pure, and are so dirty that they have the face to mislead others!

7. Don't take my patience with you as your shameless gesture. Look up at the sky, blind as a bat.

8. It's good to know what you are.

You are still alive, which is the first miracle in the world. This must be hard for you.

10, I want to bite you, but unfortunately I am a Muslim!

1 1. I really hate to despise you with my toes. But, man, you made me do it.

12, yo! Have you just been struck by lightning, or are you about to be struck by lightning?

13, don't show your shameless skills in front of Lao Tzu.

14, my world in front of you is gray. After meeting you, my world was completely dark!

15, for you, the world can't be described in words.