Those who have never been in love will be older women

Xuan Bao: What can I do to save you, my Weibo controller?

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The phone has been ringing recently, with a bunch of unfamiliar numbers. Some asked as soon as they opened their mouths: "Miss Guozi, do you want to fall in love with me, get married if possible, and have a son..." Some were very straightforward: "Tell me your height, weight, and measurements. I like it." Those with bigger breasts..." Some spoke in Hebei dialect: "My family has a house, a trailer, and nine pigs..."

This is Ye Wei's prank, and Ye Wei is a microcosm. Blog control, I check dozens of posts on Weibo every day, and always pay attention to the latest news on Weibo. I have come to the planet of "If you don't use Weibo for a day, you will die". Recently, the "Rescuing Older Men and Women with Random Photos" campaign has become a hot topic on Weibo. Ye Wei also enthusiastically joined in. He posted a photo of me suddenly suffering from a sudden illness and losing my sight. The sunny boy could not bear the pain of life. He also posted a phone number. Please help netizens.

The years have passed, and youth is gradually like the flowers of late spring, slowly and continuously falling in the breeze of May, and too many memories have been left behind in time. But in such a late night, because of a glass of water, I suddenly thought of him and everything about him.

I am born in the 1990s and have never been in love. How could I be an older woman?

"Those who have never been in love are older women." Ye Wei said.

Ye Wei studied fashion design. He is a bit narcissistic, arrogant, mysophobic, and a bit vain. He used four months of food expenses and a long queue in a specialty store all day and night to buy the first iPhone in our group. He used Miyazaki Hayao "with a *** gesture" to swipe his WeChat in front of people all the time. Beau shows off his new phone.

Except for that mobile phone, Ye Wei is as poor as me. I am poor because all the extra living expenses are spent on buying brushes and painting tools.

When I was in school, I ate instant noodles almost every day, brewed them with free boiling water in the teaching building, and went to the roof of the building to eat them.

The first time Ye Wei saw me was me, unkempt, covered in paint, sitting on the roof of the building holding instant noodles. He stared at me for a long time with an expression like he was swallowing a raw egg, and then sat silently next to me, browsing Weibo on his iPhone and eating his instant noodles.

During the period of running the newspaper, the upright and upright Shao Piaoping often offended senior officials and staff, leading to death. At this time, Tang Xiuhui became a staunch guardian of her husband's life. After a month of eating instant noodles together on the rooftop, I became acquainted with Ye Wei. His first impression of me was "There are still girls in this era who don't pay attention to their image?!"

Almost no Internet, no Weibo, no online shopping, no attention to fashion trends, no gossip, no best friends. In the eyes of those born in the 1990s, I am a monster.

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Thanks to Ye Wei, a man from Hebei who owns nine pigs came to our door and made an appointment to meet at the vegetable market at Beidianmen. On the big day when a man from Hebei was selling pigs, he wanted to treat me to dinner. It was the first time a boy treated me to dinner. After Han Xiaoyu returned to Australia, at the urging of Zhang Tianpei, he started to interact with Zhou Huizi on WeChat. But after getting along for a period of time, Han Xiaoyu realized that Zhou Huizi was obviously a good girl who loved her boyfriend deeply and sometimes made her petty. Her and Zhang Tianpei's behavior was a bit too dark. So he solemnly told Zhang Tianpei that Zhou Huizi was a simple girl and asked him to stop thinking about it and marry her home as soon as possible. Hearing what his friend said, Zhang Tianpei was very pleased with the results of his girlfriend's test. He began to consider marrying Zhou Huizi and obtained his parents' consent. I agreed. Ye Wei used the excuse of protecting the credibility of Weibo to follow the whole process. She also said that as long as she uploaded photos of "successful rescue", no one would leave the show. With a complicated mood, she dialed the number that she had kept in mind: "Anda, Please tell me, is happiness really just around the corner?" Will you call me again to harass me? To this end, he also borrowed clothes and cosmetics from his schoolmates.

I was wearing a bohemian skirt. When Poe's mother heard what I said, she suddenly became firm and said, "Okay, if I don't give it to you, I'll just say that I'm old and have a bad brain." "Oh, I can't remember, it was you who called home, I never called you..." He was wearing heels and holding a small bag that could only hold a mobile phone, which was quite eye-catching.

Ye Wei was probably very proud. After making me look like a human or a ghost, he disappeared into the crowd two meters away. "You think this is funny, right?" She slowly said "However, when David was really seriously ill, these voices at least let me know that my David was 'still alive.'" Here, among a group of aunties rushing to buy free-range eggs, I held up my mobile phone to observe my every move. , click a mobile phone photo and upload it to Weibo anytime, anywhere.

Hebei man and I made an appointment at that famous lard-fried rice noodle restaurant. The Hebei man's hometown is in Dingxing, close to the famous Langya Mountain. He has been working in Guangzhou for five years, killing pigs in the wet market and earning a little money. His father called a few days ago and told him that the nine pigs at home were sold and the money was reserved for him to find a wife. So the Hebei man happily asked me out and bought me pork liver, pig heart, and pig intestines. He said that according to the tradition in his hometown, women who eat pig offal will be more likely to have children.

"I am also a fashion person. I know that now everyone uses 3G on their mobile phones and uses Weibo to surf the Internet. I am not left behind. I also follow the activities and I want to save you."

When I heard this, I almost spit a mouthful of fried rice noodles in his face.

Ye Wei was sitting at the table next to me. He was laughing so hard that he thought it was time for the farce to end. He jumped out and put his arm around my shoulders and said to the Hebei man: "I won't bother you, she has already He was saved by me."

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The Hebei man did not give up. Two days later, he found the school. Sitting on a bench outside the convenience store next to the school, the Hebei man lowered his head and found it difficult to say anything.

The Hebei man is 27 years old. He smiled: "If it tastes good, eat more." 27 years old is considered a great time for youth in this city, but his parents in his hometown can't wait any longer. Hebei man has a 90-year-old grandma, who has been looking forward to Hebei man taking his granddaughter-in-law home. In the words of the grandma, "I can die in peace and my merits will be complete."

I had no clue, so I discussed it with Ye Wei. He said righteously that the Hebei man was the one who really needed saving, so why not help him? Anyway, he had a free round-trip train ticket and free food on the way. It doesn't cost a lot as a trip.

The result of the discussion was that Ye Wei also went together. Ye Wei said that he was afraid that I would be abducted by the Hebei man.

So we set off on the road, and the train arrived at the man’s hometown in Hebei after a day and a night.

In the new rural area, the streets are a hundred times cleaner than those in the city. The exclusive two-story small building has a single-family house. There are neatly manicured orchards, vegetable gardens and clean pigsties behind the building. The beautiful mountains and rivers are exactly the same as in the impression. The countryside is vastly different.

The male family in Hebei is very enthusiastic. The 90-year-old grandma looks very healthy. The whole family is surrounding me. The children even asked Ye Wei to teach them how to open Weibo. Rural people who are too modern have neither lost their simplicity nor their hope for material satisfaction. The whole family was enjoying themselves so much that it brought tears to my eyes.

I am the most outdated person.

The few days I stayed in Hebei Nan’s hometown were the most comfortable days in my life. Hebei Nan later sent Ye Wei and me to the train station. He said: "Thank you, Guozi, I know you." You don’t like me, but thank you for everything you have done for me.

On the train, Ye Wei asked humbly: “If you don’t like Hebei men, do you like me? "Ye Wei and the children in the village went to catch fish in the river, collect fruits in the mountains, and watch sows give birth to piglets. After a few days, they were very tanned.

"Can pigs climb trees? ? "I asked him.

"Nonsense, of course not!" " Ye Wei answered, and then he suddenly realized the answer.

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On the day he returned to school from Hebei, Ye Wei lost his iPhone and it was picked up when he got off the train. .

I said that the afterglow of dusk slanted and lazily hit the glass curtain wall of the office, blocking the dazzling and warm light, reflecting a thin yellowish halo. She could clearly see the up and down waves in the air inside. Fine dust, although the interior looks spotless. Work is like a bag that can never be empty and bottomless. She temporarily tied a small knot in this bag and left it to be untied tomorrow. When he lent him his cell phone, he actually said: "What's your use?" Qiao Yajun knew that except for herself, Yu Xiaomei had never been in contact with anyone of the opposite sex, let alone had any sexual experience. Maybe it was this derailment that made her change from a new partner. It brings out some sexual potential in her. Perhaps, biologically, this is understandable, but he cannot tolerate his wife's cheating. What's more, due to this scandal, he can hardly gain a foothold in the workplace. On July 3, 2016, Qiao Yajun proposed separation. He said to Yu Xiaomei: "Let's calm down for a while..." I have had a broken mobile phone for three years and can't connect to the Internet. It will make people laugh. "

"Then take care of yourself." This was the first time I was angry with Ye Wei.

Vanity, stingy, we parted on bad terms.

Ye Wei lost his mobile phone and did not contact me again. I have no intention of looking for him.

A few days later, Ye Wei went to Shenzhen to participate in a fashion design competition and won the award. The group was preparing to celebrate outside the school. The senior sent me a text message to invite me to come with him.

I still want to see Ye Wei. I think the two of us should be at ease with each other, and I don’t want to lose this friend. Being friends with Ye Wei makes me very happy most of the time. He always tells me the jokes and anecdotes he sees on Weibo without missing a word.

I straightened my mood and wanted to get back together with Ye Wei. As soon as I walked into the box, I heard someone ask Ye Wei: "Don't you like that weird girl Li Guo very much? Art artist She’s that country girl, she’s always covered in paint, and her clothes can’t be washed clean..."

Ye Wei was about to jump up, he used it. I told him that the college entrance examination was approaching, and we were all immersed in it. During the last intense review period, I went home very late every day. Although his house and mine were only one block apart, we never walked together. We had attended two periods of evening self-study that day, but Lan Tian did not come, and I felt in my heart I'm very happy. These two classes are very important. They are all about test questions and related precautions summarized in previous college entrance examinations. We applied for the same university and are bound to win. Maybe because of these two classes, we may not continue to study in the same university. I was studying in the same school, and I was secretly happy. What he said: "Do I like her? That pig would climb a tree!"

The whole room was quiet. Someone signaled Ye Wei to turn around and look behind him. Then he saw me running out and bumping into him. The waiter who turned over the dishes.

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Later, Ye Wei called me several times, but I didn’t answer the phone. Not only was he angry, he was also very sad. He thought I was a country girl and was embarrassing as a friend. It happened that the department organized a sketching trip to Dunhuang for half a month. I wanted to escape far away, so I signed up.

As you can imagine, the trip to Dunhuang became very boring. My instructor criticized my work as being like shit, so I got angry and went to Beijing to play with my sister for a few days.

I learned to use my mobile phone to access Weibo during my trip. My new mobile phone was a birthday gift from my sister and it has Internet access capabilities. I also started to pay attention to fashion and some things that I didn’t pay attention to before. I also started to pay attention to the way others look at me. I think this is all thanks to Ye Wei. During the time I was with him, I didn’t learn anything good. Vanity absorbs a lot.

I secretly followed Ye Wei using the nickname "Guo Mou" and found that he had not been on Weibo for a long time since he lost his iPhone.

Ye Wei’s last scarf read: “Someone made me suddenly feel that many things are meaningless.” It was on the day he returned from the man’s hometown in Hebei, before Ye Wei’s iPhone was lost.

I heard from Ye Wei’s classmates that Ye Wei found a job to deliver food to Pizza Hut. “Since ancient times, it has been difficult to have both loyalty and filial piety.” Although Tang Xiuhui could not fulfill her filial piety and carry on the legacy of the Shao family, she was still doing her best in “loyalty”. A big deal. That is, to be the most capable and outstanding comrade and assistant to Shao Piaoping in his career.

After the two got married, Tang Xiuhui began to help her husband with newspaper activities. With extraordinary talent and modern education, she often writes articles and comments for newspapers such as "Women's Times". What she wrote was not the poetry and prose of ordinary female writers, but short essays, talking about China's education and health services. The momentum of his words is quite like a woman not inferior to a man. After a series of accumulation of experience in running newspapers, Tang Xiuhui became more and more able to take charge of her own job. Selling ***, Ye Wei, who used to say he wouldn't do *** in front of me, only wore a certain brand of sneakers, and wanted to keep up with the trend no matter what, began to change.

We all want to become what the other person likes. I become him and he becomes me. This is our love.

I decided to make two cups of instant noodles on the roof of the teaching building, and then called Ye Wei to come over and show him a photo I found on Weibo. It was a photo of a pig climbing a tree. .

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