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How did ice cream become a price assassin?
The ordinary price is about 15 yuan, which is an ice cream from pink diamond, 66 yuan.
There are also series such as Apricot Year, which probably needs 160-220 yuan.
2. Rex Day
This is a small can of Japanese ice cream, 80g and a small box of 89 yuan.
The actual price of online shopping is around 58 yuan, and it tastes good.
3. Maotai
Maotai ice cream is also a new type of alcohol ice cream recently released. Small cans with unit price in 66 yuan.
However, the Maotai brand is there, so it is not an assassin. Everyone knows the price.
4. Haagen-Dazs
The unit price is one in 39 yuan and one in 69g, which is an old western-style assassin ice cream.
5. Tian Bing and Tianxiang
It is an assassin secretly developed in China. The unit price of a small jar of bird's nest ice cream is about 85g in 39 yuan.
6. Have fun
It belongs to the 20-50 yuan gear and belongs to assassins who often hide in the canteen.
7. Lotte Brand
Lotte brand ice cream, popsicles and ice hockey are all made in 20 yuan.
8. Northeast Daban
The early brand Northeast Daban also launched the packaged ice cream in 20 yuan.
In addition, ZOJE 1946, Magnum, Sophia and Dove are not cheap.
Ice cream assassin joke:
I have been greedy for three years, eating for three years, and my house is gone, and my family is ruined. Now that I have Xuelian, you still have to say that he is a fake ice cream. Can we not know that ice cream is fake? -"I am not a cake god"
Zhong slaughtered us, and magnum joined in. Then fight and open a cake, lest a hundred cakes come. -"Making a Cake"
Life is like ice cream in the freezer, you never know if you will get an assassin next. A Forrest Gump
When Zhong sold an ice cream to 500,000 marks, China people had to pin their hopes on Xue Lian. -The rise of bad cakes
China cannot live without Snow Lotus, just as the West cannot live without Jerusalem. -Saussurea involucrata 19 19
If the day does not give birth to my clock, the bread road will be as long as night. -A sharp knife on the cake
The ice cream man is sitting there, waiting for death. One day, a clever ice cream avoided death, so everyone began to imitate it, and he became the god of the ice cream man. -Ice cream redemption
You know, some ice creams won't be locked in cages, and every ice cream shines with a price that is close to the people. -"The Redemption of Snow Lotus"
When expensive becomes the mainstream, cheap is a sin. -"The Name of Ice Cream"
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