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Internal humorous copy suitable for friends circle (20 sentences)

1. What can you do lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

Actually, we were in love.

My roommates are all asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

4. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.

5. There is no hurdle in life. Try to lie down!

6. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

7. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

8. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

9. Did you write today?

1 1. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

12. They are all studying. I secretly sleep to make my body better than them and roll them to death.

13. Involution is the process of entropy increase. Life lives on negative entropy, and only when it enters the stream can it be broken.

14. My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

15. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

16. You study, you roll, I will stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, and I will die long ago. I will be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

17. Other college students drink boiled water, so I like to drink carbonated drinks and eat junk food. I took the position of the Western Heaven before them and killed them.

18. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks thousands of volumes.

19. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

20. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, infertility will not give birth to children. I am younger than them. Fuck them.

Suitable for friends to talk about the humorous mood of harmony.

1. As long as everyone contributes a volume, the world will become a better place.

2. Pretend to sleep in class and secretly attend classes and roll to death.

3. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.

4. I started my own mental internal friction before I had time to intervene.

There is no need to work hard now.

6. Everyone else sleeps lying down, but I am different. I even rolled up the quilt.

7. There is a saying on the Internet that caused a buzz: the entry threshold of the unit suddenly rose from "985 per capita" to "985 master per capita", but the salary did not seem to rise.

8. You can learn in secret. Now I'm going to stay up late to drink coke and eat snacks, die early, and reincarnate in advance to grab a Beijing hukou. Then you can't beat me in your life.

9. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

10. Others shit in the toilet, and I shit in the bed. It's so convenient to roll them to death.

1 1. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

12. Don't please anyone. If you please anyone, you will get stuck, only please yourself.

13. My boyfriend plays games on weekends. I study secretly, and I am more educated than him, and then I don't want him.

14. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

15. I am the paper in the clothes pocket of the washing machine, and it has rolled me to death. Let's not feel better.

16. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.

17. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I learned it secretly, and I didn't fail any subjects at the end of the term, which hurt them.

18. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

19. The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

20. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept that you are an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

Excerpt from the humor in the circle of friends in the examination paper (20 sentences)

1. Everyone can roll and everything can roll.

2. When others shit in the toilet, I shit in the bed. It's so convenient. I'll roll them to death.

In the era of involution, we should grow against the wind.

Cross the bridge when you come to it, so there is no need to work hard now.

Everyone was paddling for fish, and I secretly studied while fishing, killing them.

6. This is not an involution, it is a quiet study, and then give everyone a surprise!

7. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

8. Everyone else is lying down and sleeping. I'm different. I even rolled up the quilt.

9. I would rather kill myself than roll my classmates to death.

10. If you don't want to participate, you have to let others participate.

1 1. It's hilarious. We don't allow hanging bed curtains in our school, so we can clearly see the bunks in the dormitory and then secretly roll to death.

12. When others are at work, I pretend that I can't find a job, but I am actually preparing for the exam full-time. When I get into the establishment, I will kill them.

13. I would rather kill myself than run over others.

14. The developed track will be "long-lasting" at any time, and the opportunity will always belong to those who are prepared. Emphasizing involution will not change the world except touching yourself.

15. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

16. Kong Fuyou commented that Wang Juan had finished half a set of papers.

17. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.

18. You wear headphones to listen to songs when you draw. I secretly listened to 64 articles in high school. I did better than you in the culture class, which killed you.

19. There is no hurdle in life. If you can't get through, try to lie down!

20. When everyone is involved in the exam, I will eat and sleep on time, exercise more, keep healthy and kill them!

Humorous quotations in the inner volume (20 sentences)

1. As long as the volume does not die, it will be involved in death.

They are all studying. I slept secretly to make myself better than them and killed them.

The concert will start to grab tickets. I secretly practiced hand speed in the middle of the night and rolled them to death.

If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome what you are not good at ~

5. Did you write today?

6. None of my roommates are dead. I secretly died and ran them over.

7. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

8. I am the piece of paper in the clothes pocket of the washing machine, which has already killed me. I'd better not feel better.

9. It's hard to find someone now. My beautiful roommate and I digested them internally and rolled them to death.

10. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

1 1. Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'll burn some paper money for myself first. If there is more money below, I'll kill them.

12. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

13. You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you, killing you.

14. Roommates are playing lol. I secretly review and roll them to death.

15. I'm going to exercise quietly, build a good figure and roll them to death.

16. Once the system is involuted, it will consume energy internally, repeatedly output at a low level, and start to wander.

17. Don't please anyone, please anyone and you will get stuck, only please yourself.

18. Before I got involved, I began to suffer from mental internal friction.

19. In this world of involution, some people roll into twists, while others choose to lie flat. After all, as long as I lie down by myself, no one can beat me.

20. I didn't know what it meant when I first listened to the volume, but I was already involved when I listened again.