A creative copy that can kill you.

1. What is a sense of security? Just after finishing the problem, some scholars read the same answer as you.

2. You must work very hard to believe that you are really powerless. Come on! You are the worst.

3. During my absence, hurry home after going out, and don't be too late. Seriously, there are always people stealing dogs recently, and I'm afraid something will happen to you.

4. Normal version: "Husband. Your mother and I fell into the water. Who did you save? " Upgraded version: "I gave birth to a child during childbirth, and the doctor asked you to keep it big or small, and keep it big, so I can't give birth in the future!" How do you do it? " The ultimate version: "I had a difficult birth, and the doctor asked you whether to keep the baby big or small. At this time, your mother jumped into the river and forced you to keep the baby small. What did you do?"

5. Don't be afraid to refuse. If one person refuses, he will confess to ten people. If ten people don't accept it, he will confess to one hundred people. If you persist for a long time, someone will be blind.

6. I stayed up late because I didn't have the courage to end the day and stayed in bed because I didn't have the passion to start the day.

VII. A classmate said to the teacher, "Teacher, what you teach is useless." As a result, the teacher replied, "I don't allow you to say that about yourself."

8. You have a look that only your mother would like. If you don't work hard, you will be finished!

9. The fortune teller said that someone must propose to me this year. I said, if I don't, I will kill him. As a result, someone did propose to me on December 31st. If you look closely, it's not the fortune teller!

1. Today's friends don't care whether you fly high or not, and they don't care whether you are tired or not. They only care where you fly and whether you can help with purchasing.

11. Friendship is very simple, that is, when you are eating delicious food, you think about each other in your heart, and then take pictures and send them to her.

12. Don't talk about anything. At the best age, I meet the ideal of the right person. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, and I can surf at any time and lie everywhere.

XIII. Why do some boys suddenly ignore you when they are flirting? Cast a net in a large area and fish selectively, and you are released.

14. You never know how rich those who look poor are, but I'm different. I'm as poor as I seem.

15. When I was shopping with my wife, I saw several elder sisters promoting anti-domestic violence on the way, and my wife happily dragged me over to listen. When I heard that long-term abuse was also a domestic violence, my wife dragged me away again.

XVI. My girlfriend gave me a Bugatti for my birthday last month, and I haven't spelled it yet. Thousands of pieces, too tired to put together.

XVII. You can't read more positive things, just like you are poor. How can you read the lives of rich people every day? The more you look at it, the more sad it will be. It's better to watch more sad things and show your vitality.

XVIII. My girlfriend wants to break up with me. In order to save this relationship, I sent a photo of her without makeup to my circle of friends. Sure enough, she not only contacted me actively, but also vowed to say to me, "I'm not finished with you!" "