Talk about long-term bubbling humor

1. If you don't understand my silence, you will never understand what I said.

Everything in the world is like this. The more you think about it, the less complete it is.

I thought we could walk to the end together, but you only walked two kilometers and then took a taxi.

I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths.

5. Forgive me-I smell like a rascal and can't be your good girl.

6, fart quickly, the heart is not good. Don't push, exercise.

The older you get, the less you like to explain and persuade. It's a long story, and life is short. Seek common ground while reserving differences and love what you do.

8. I miss you. I didn't tell the distance from my heart to my teeth until I lost my voice.

9, old, coquettish, now my understanding of fashion is: keep warm.

10, time tells us that the era of unreasonable troubles has passed and it is time to be sensible.

1 1. From now on, two people are even. I allow you a pack of cigarettes a day, and I also allow the girls around you to be fresh every day.

12, don't look it up. If I get promoted one day, I will pay you back with interest.

13, smoking when lonely, drinking when lonely, a person's world is wonderful.

14. When reality raises its hand and slaps you, you should give it a high five. Even a broken jar falls louder than others!

What's it like to be short? I obviously want to stare at people, and suddenly I become cute.

16. If you step on a banana peel and fall, you must get up and keep stepping on it. If you step on it, it won't slip.

17, I am different from others. I don't need money to solve anything that can be solved with money, because I have no money.

18, if you don't have the ability to live a good life, then lower the standard and live a good life first, and then pick and choose after you have accumulated enough skills.

19, your attitude determines my attitude. If you are silent to me, I have to be indifferent to you.

20. When I was a child, I thought I could save the world when I grew up. When I grow up, I find that the whole world can't save me.

2 1, I really hope to get to know you again. See how I kill you.

22. When winter comes, don't get too close to the heater. I use the lesson of blood to remind everyone to pay attention to heating.

No one has the right to judge you. They may have heard of you, but they can't feel your experience.

24. Being a mature, thoughtful and introverted person is really boring.

25. Who doesn't love life when he doesn't want to live? Learn from the best others and be the best yourself.

26. I can resist hordes by myself, but I can't sweep you dogs.

27. There is a sentient and righteous attitude and a state of going looking for trouble.

28. It rained twice this week, the first three days and the last four days.

29. It's really frustrating for a man of your physique to smell such delicate flowers.

30. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can sleep as long as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal.

3 1, why do you want to hold on to what should be put down?

32. Stay if you are happy, and leave if you are tired. Talk too much and ask too much. If you don't agree, you won't find it beautiful.