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Talking about despising a person

1, where are you white? You are simply a rice jar.

Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

3. My advantages are: I am handsome; But my shortcoming is that I am not handsome.

I love my weeds, but I hate the ground decorated with weeds.

Wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

6. You'd better get it straight. Your name is Mine Cloud, but you might as well call it Mine Cloud.

7, the villain is shameless, and the benefits are light. Don't be afraid of others and don't care about things.

8. Seeing you, my mood is even more tangled than going to the grave!

9. My husband just uses you as a tool. You should take care of yourself.

10, it's okay to eat other people's leftovers. The key is that your actions are too big and hurt the owner of the meal.

1 1. Girl, your bed is always busy.

12, Jiangshan sleeps so much, * * so * *.

13, damn it! The world is so crazy, mice are mothers to cats!

14, the world is dirty, and you have no right to say sadness.

15, ask how much sorrow you can have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel!

16, it's really nothing, but as soon as the wolf barks, we make up one lie after another.

17, if a professor is not afraid of death, it is very terrible. But if a professor is afraid of this and that and says nothing, the society will be even more terrible.

18, hypocrisy can never grow in power and become true.

19, * * Don't think you are a gourd baby.

20, you get a haircut and change your hair style. This is the best way to look at your face.

2 1, I saw it was raining outside, so I don't know if I should wash it. Wash not only your ugly face, but also your dirty heart.

22. When you are proud, your friends know you; When you are in trouble, you make new friends.

23. Flowers often don't belong to people who appreciate flowers, but to cow dung.

24. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

25. I heard that it is not easy for you to be a young lady on location. I will give you more money. You must treat my man well. I don't want him to come to your henhouse every day.

26. A gentleman's adult beauty is not an adult's evil. The villain is the opposite.

27, * *, you will always be just a new lover.

28. Adults want smart and beautiful flowers in their children's heads, but they want others' children's heads to be just a bunch of weeds.

29. He always said that you are not very good-looking, but you are rich. Today is just the right day. It seems that he still hasn't lied to me. I love him more and more.

30. Only icing on the cake, who wants to give charcoal in the snow?

3 1, just know what you are.

32. Cut the wire with a kitchen knife, sparking and lightning all the way.

33. I can't afford to live in a house after the housing reform, I can't afford to see a doctor after the medical reform, and I can't afford to go to school after the educational reform.

34, you shameless woman, you always have to pay back when you come out to mix. If you do nothing, I curse you for being unhappy all your life.

35. Red beans don't grow in the south, they grow on my face. I really miss them!

Everyone says I'm ugly, but in fact I'm just beautiful.

37. What are you unhappy about? Say it to make everyone happy.

38. You are obviously a snail. You have to recite the tortoise shell. You are seriously overloaded. You're not too tired.

I come from China, and death is the soul of China. It is impossible for me to learn English.

Look at your ranking and you will know how many people are in your class.

4 1, born cucumber, not photographed! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

42. How a man dies: Seeing a beautiful woman-dying, getting a beautiful death.

43. Your eyes are brighter than Zhuge Liang, your love is deeper than Lu, your affection is longer, your personality is crazier, and your promise is more empty than the Monkey King.

44. Do you have any childhood shadows? I think you have a shadow not only in your childhood, but also in your youth and year after year.

45. The dragon is innocent. The dragon is sorry for the people and the party.

46. If you think you are the sun, others will have to revolve around you. You know, there is only one earth in the universe, which may make your arrogance explode.

47. Without you, how can I set off the beauty of lm?

48. A gentleman is not as good as Zhou, and a villain is not as good as Zhou.

49. I curse you for buying instant noodles all your life without a seasoning bag.

50. A good teacher can take you to heaven no matter which bed you are in, and a bad teacher can take you directly to the presidential suite!

5 1. If being handsome is a gift from God, it seems that God doesn't look at you.

52. Why don't gentlemen go to villains, and villains will die like grass.

53. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

54, the head and others, have the ability, no temper; Second-class, capable and tempered; The last person is incompetent and has a big temper.

I really want to put my size 37 shoes on your size 42 face at once.

56. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside.

57, the dragon is innocent, the dragon is no man's land, and the dollar is no party.

When the sky is still blue and the clouds are still clear, you shouldn't cry, because my departure doesn't take away your world.

59. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and the front waves die on the beach.

60. When my mother became a swan, you and I were still an egg!

6 1, there is a kind of person who likes to shoot himself in the foot.

62. Students in China learn a language, but in the end they can't listen, speak, write or ask questions.

63, is your characteristic! Be careful, sooner or later, there will be a third party. You are not as good as a young lady.

64. Hypocrisy likes to hide in the noblest thoughts. It never tries to get rid of thinking, because thinking can make it gain a noble reputation without blowing away the dust.

65, flower world, flower heart, flower people deceive people; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and pity the daughter of the world; Break a man's heart. Men are flowers.

66. You lean on the river and watch your cock die and your dog turn over.

67. I can't describe you any more, because you are beyond the description of the earth people.

68. Actually, other people don't want to talk to you because it's too rare. Really, you really should listen.

69, Zhou Lang coup, lost his wife and soldiers.

70. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

7 1, I want to be one of your teeth most, because in this way, at least you will hurt without me.

72. God didn't give me much responsibility, but it still made me heartache and tired.

73. I love you, just as mice love rice, small fish love shrimp and cats love goldfish. Love is precious, but life is more expensive.

74. Don't cheat in the exam, fart your mother. Don't panic when you cheat, but play dumb when you get caught.

Every time I see you, I have a special feeling, just like when I have a nightmare.

76. Do you think everyone believes you? Just a superficial response. We all know your hypocrisy. Being crowned as a monkey is sour and jealous.

77, snoring in bed, underwear is often worn backwards.

78. You hid from me naked for two kilometers, and I was considered a bully as soon as I got back!

79. The news said: As grassroots cadres, people's affairs are their own. Then he went on to say that most of his own affairs are trivial matters.

Your teeth are like stars in the sky, brightly colored and far apart.

8 1, q: Who is the most pitiful person in the world? A: Artillery company cookhouse squad soldiers! Q: Why? A: Take the blame for wearing a green hat and watch others have sex.

82, long buns, don't blame the dog for following.

Hypocrisy encourages us to cover up our sins with the cloak of virtue in an attempt to escape the accusations of others.

84. The danger of angular is that it is convenient for others to pick you up.

Don't tell others that you know me, that's an insult!

Uncle, you look great, like a stick.

87. You copied what I wrote. You are really a little corny.

88. The flies in the crown are not more noble than those in the toilet.

89. For love, you choose to be * *; In order to make money, you became a chicken.

Although you wear perfume, I still vaguely smell scum.

9 1, the huge shameless megaphone is a shame for Eskimos.

92. By the way, it's more beautiful to change clothes into Chinese-style corsets and open your pants.

93. The one with ten and nine strange eyes is a pervert. ;