Funny sentences about traffic jams and friends circle, high-speed traffic jams and friends circle.

1. The cars in this street are one after another, which may be shorter than the Great Wall.

2. My, er, him, where are you? Was there a traffic jam on the way here?

On the way home on National Day, the traffic jam is like constipation for many years, and the passengers in the car don't move no matter how anxious they are.

Every National Day holiday, the passing cars seem to be gathering together and unwilling to leave for a long time.

5, and said to arrive early. I did get up early, but when the car broke down, it rained and there was a traffic jam ... I really couldn't do a lot with a little effort. ...

6. The development zone is paralyzed and the traffic jam is blocked. It seems that go on road trip will be paralyzed this National Day.

7, a hundred years of precipitation once completely blocked.

8. You can call your family, friends and even customers when there is traffic jam on National Day. The longer the traffic jam, the deeper the emotional communication. Some people have gained a long-lost affection, and some people have negotiated a big business ... Traffic jams have really promoted the feelings between people ...

9. The lover is waiting to come out. Think about whether there is a traffic jam or you are lost.

10, the longest national day in history, the longest traffic jam!

1 1, there are always some naive humans who think that if you press the horn a few times in traffic jams, the car will move!

12, 1 1 The more anxious you travel, the more traffic jams you get. If you don't move for 20 minutes, you will be convinced and unhappy.

13, June 10 Go out early in the morning, today is June 2, 10. I'm still stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. I have a bad memory. I still suffer this kind of loss every year. If only cars could fly.

14, the car was crowded into a knot in one's heart, the drivers were fidgety and the horn rang.

15, a girl was caught in a traffic jam on the highway and took a plastic bag to solve it in the car, but she couldn't get on. Later, she put a plastic bag on her head and went to the roadside to solve it.

16. Anyone who is waiting for someone calls now, and the first question is, "Where the fuck did you block it?" ?

17, the cars on the road move forward like dark ants, which is terrible. When will it be blocked?

18, "Can you describe the feeling of traffic jam in one sentence?" "Young and old leave home and go back to the boss!"

19, the traffic jam made me doubt my life ... The taxi driver sent me to the exit again ... I still couldn't find the entrance after four years, and I was really worried. . .

20. I can wait in the cold wind at the intersection after the night shift these days. When you want to take a taxi but you can't, take the initiative to ask if you want to take the bus. When there is a traffic jam, only the black car driver will take the initiative to choose the road with fewer cars for you.

2 1, I can't keep up with the times. People say the next stop is happy, but I do have a traffic jam at the next stop.

22. 1 1 Traffic jams during small holidays are always nightmares!

23. From the toll booth to the provincial highway, cars are blocked. Why not set them free?

24. My daughter-in-law and I discussed where to play during the National Day holiday. At this time, the 4-year-old son said leisurely: Let's take sleeping bags, snacks, put on music, fill up the gasoline, and then go to the traffic jam leisurely.

1 1 Traveling, there was a traffic jam on the road, and a beautiful woman next to me smiled at me for half an hour-she was advertising on the roadside.

26. The spacious roads became crowded for a while.

27. When eating in the canteen at noon, the boss next door called his people to send him food to a certain intersection, saying that it had been blocked since morning. . .

28. Busy traffic jams, panic traffic jams, leisure traffic jams and happy traffic jams are healthier.

There are serious traffic jams on the 29th and 1 1 day. Everyone gets off to do morning exercises, and the driver walks the dog on the highway.

30, check it out, traffic jam version: if you drive, or don't drive, the road will be blocked there and you can't walk.