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Girls talk about mood phrases 2020: You are not my makeup contact lenses. Why should I take you seriously?

1. I didn't even get the name and appearance of my new classmate right. Someone else is already seeing someone. There are so many interesting things in the world that nothing is worth living. I gave up too much for you, and finally I found that you are the one who should give up the most. Don't base your friendship on eating, drinking and having fun. Don't help your friends by asking them to dinner. If you think we are only worth one meal, then eat it and get out. I hope you don't be cold and hot to people, and let the people who love you leave gradually. 6. What is obsessive-compulsive disorder? Just seeing that the current time is 19: 17, I decided to make up an integer and play until eight o'clock to get busy with serious things; I accidentally played until 20: 03, and then you decided to make up an integer to play until 12. 7. I suggest Tencent have a reading function to let me know that I won't blow your head off if you don't return my message. 8. The more sensible you are, the more pain the world will cause you. The more patient you are, the more things the world will give you patience. 9. Don't be too good. You can refuse what you don't want to do. Don't be forced to do what you can't do. You can pretend not to hear if you don't like it. Your life is not to please others, but to be kind to yourself. 10. Don't think that you will become mature one day, and every age group has its own due. 1 1. The most futile thing a person has done in his life is to keep looking back and try to save a relationship. In fact, we can't explain many things. Maybe the weather is bad today, so I don't want to talk to you. It is destiny takes a hand that two people break up or get back together in discord. Girls talk about the latest modal phrase 20xx. 12. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I take you seriously? 13. Don't ask me about my past until you know my personality. 14. Boil the years into a bowl of soup and enjoy the ups and downs. 15. In fact, I was a little afraid of people who were particularly enthusiastic from the beginning. Their eyes are usually easily attracted away, and their enthusiasm comes and goes quickly, but people who are really affectionate are often difficult to express, because water always stays in the depths before making a sound. 16. I think I cherish all the people who complain to me. Maybe I can't help you, and I don't know what to say to comfort you, but I think you should be happy when you say it and you are willing to tell me. I think you trust me. 17. What is WeChat? A: Tools for pulling calves. Morning: They are basically for sale. At noon: all kinds of sunbathing, sunbathing chest and thighs, sunbathing happiness, sunbathing steering wheel, sunbathing air tickets, everything. Evening: start all kinds of dinners, hotels, ktv, kebabs! Seek companionship and encounter. All kinds of hunger in the middle of the night, all kinds of eating, all kinds of no longer eating midnight snacks, and starting to give up drinking tomorrow. Early morning: all kinds of crying, all kinds of insomnia, all kinds of feelings, all kinds of nonsense. Summary: WeChat is a mental hospital opened by Tencent. Only wechat! You can't believe it all! 18. I can treat you to a meal of 1000 yuan or a drink of 10000 yuan, but you must pay me back my 100 Yuan You. 19. What I regret most is that I wanted to grow up when I was a child. 20. The weather is getting colder and colder. You must take care of yourself. Even if people all over the world don't want you, don't forget that I don't want you, even if there is me. 2 1. You can't afford to play with beautiful skins, and interesting souls despise you. 22. Later you find that the food you used to hate is no longer so bad. The failed love has now become the capital that Kan Kan talks about. Once you thought you had met the most sad hurdle in life, and later you found that the next one was more sad than the next one. As long as you pass 12 midnight, your daytime experience becomes an experience. Therefore, sometimes you have to have the courage to do one thing and love someone, whether it is good or bad, tomorrow will come. 23. How many secrets does a person need to hide in order to spend his life skillfully? I have raised myself so well that I don't want to take advantage of anyone. I have a good life alone, and there is bread. Why should I find someone who can't afford my love and wants to share my bread? 25. Looking at a lot of words is actually clumsy. I can't say beautiful words, and there are not many words to comfort people. If it takes a long time, thank you for understanding me. Talk about domineering and Daquan: You are not my cosmetic contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

1. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

2. Fight for your Audi, your daughter-in-law's Dior and your son's Oreo, boy!

3. Some people look down upon it when they see it clearly.

The person who can control your emotions must be the one you love most.

Someone asked me what would happen if your friend did something wrong to you, and I said that a true friend would never be wrong to me.

6. Some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.

7. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

8. Don't trust memories so much, because people in them don't necessarily miss you as much.

9. There is no love at first sight in the world. The so-called love at first sight is just that you meet the person you've always wanted to see.

10. Smiling doesn't always mean you are happy. Sometimes, it just means that you are strong.

1 1. It must be a special fate to become a family along the way.

12. Time flies like water, even if you try to keep it, it will pass through your fingers inadvertently.

13. The cruelest novel I have ever read is my chat with you.

14. I have read every space of yours more carefully than the final exam review questions.

15. Memory is such a nuisance. When you have decided to forget it, it will unconsciously tease you again and make you want to stop.

16. Woman, why aren't you strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.

17. If you really believe in miracles in the world, that's another name for hard work.

18. Ambiguity is like typing. If you wait for a long time, there may be nothing.

19. Soft as a knife. Stab yourself at others.

20. There are three kinds of friends in life: a lifetime, a cup and a quilt.

2 1. If a girl often mentions a boy's name, whether it is praise or abuse, there is only one subtext, and she loves him.

Trust is the easiest thing to lose and the hardest thing to recover in this world.

23. Feelings are like hair, which will split when it grows.

24. The left eye has never seen the right eye, and I don't know how to comfort it. I only know to accompany it to tears.

25. I don't ask, you don't say, this is the distance; I asked, but you didn't say, this is the gap; I asked, you said, this is trust; You don't say, I don't ask, this is the tacit understanding; I didn't ask, you said, this is dependence.

The most domineering QQ is recommended: losing weight is not so easy, and every piece of meat has its temper and personality. Tell me about daquan. You are not my makeup contact lens. Why should I put you in my eyes?

First, when the mobile phone falls in love with the card, it is known that leaving the card is an empty shell at a loss.

Second, silence is the biggest cry of girls.

Third, if you plant your own seeds, you won't envy others' fruits.

What I lack is not a magic pen. But the courage to express.

Memory is actually like a message board. The old ones are always pressed down layer by layer, and it takes a long time to turn over.

6. Some people say that if you dream of someone you haven't seen for a long time, it means that the other person is forgetting you.

Seven, the so-called forever, there is no end #

Eight, pig stupid someone killed, people can't help it. Let me know whether you want to die or live.

Nine, love is just synonymous with loneliness, nothing more.

Ten, death to rebirth. This is a transitional period. However. So far. Not yet. Who is it? Can prove whether the logic of this theory exists

Eleven, I want to thin into a flash of lightning, illuminating all the wretched fat people.

Twelve, love is a brick, and marriage is a mountain. There are not many bricks, but one piece is good; The mountain is not high, just keep it for a lifetime.

Thirteen, don't cheat in the exam. I would rather have no personality than fail in my junior year next year.

What I am most proud of is that you can still see some Chinese characters on English paper.

Fifteen, teaching is like a spring breeze, and teachers are like the sea.

Sixteen, the demon is called beauty, the tricky one is called a talented woman, the wooden one is called a lady, the wilting one is called gentleness, the fierce one is called frankness, the silly one is called sunshine, the malicious one is called Leng Yan, the native one is called modesty, the foreign one is called temperament, the strange one is called personality, the bandit is called capable, the coquettish one is called taste, the tender one is called youth and beauty, the old one is called wealth and grace, and the cow is called proud snow Feng Ling, which is leisurely and carefree.

17. Never tire of learning, never tire of teaching, fragrant peaches and plums, and happy. Bless you and have a happy holiday!

Eighteen, you are not my beauty contact lenses, why should I put you in my eyes?

Time teaches us not to forget, not to remember, but to choose how to be eternal in our hearts.

20. When you are afraid to try to move forward, think about it: Titanic was made by an expert and Noah was a novice.

A man's face is his resume, and a woman's face is her income statement.

There are two most important men in a woman's life, one is worth remembering and the other is worth living.

Thick-skinned people often say that I treat you well.

Occasionally recalling the past makes me feel that my life is going backwards.

25. It has been the truth since ancient times that temporary enemies are permanent interests.

Mood phrase: The child is not yours. What are you busy with?

A man accidentally discovered that his wife was cheating, so he left his wife without hesitation. In the battle for custody of his son, the man's income is stable and he is not the wrong party. He has an advantage. Later, because of his wife's words, he was desperate. . . The baby is not yours. What are you busy with?

There was an exam at the high school party. The classmate sitting next to me kept sticking out his head to copy my choice questions, and then the teacher caught him red-handed. As a result, the teacher looked at our paper and said, what did you copy from him? Why is the multiple-choice question wrong? The goods faint said: avoid his choice, I am one step closer to the correct answer. . .

When I was in junior high school, one day the dean heard a student shouting in the school wall: I want to take the Oxford exam, I want to take the Oxford exam, and I think this child is commendable. After school, you still have to study, and you must be a pillar. I quickly ran out of the school to find out, only to see that the student shouted again: roast the kidneys again.

After studying hard and earnestly, I finally got my driver's license and asked the coach what car I was suitable to drive. The coach smoked a cigarette and said to me, I don't have any suggestions on what car to buy, but I really suggest you buy all risks!

A sister has a menstrual pain, and her mother cooks brown sugar water to drink. It still hurts after drinking, so climb on the bed and twist. Then her mother said, I gave you sugar water, not realgar wine. What do you want to do now? ! Mom.

At the end of the college entrance examination, someone asked me if 644 could go directly to Tsinghua. I said definitely not, and asked me if I could go to Peking University. I said no, because I took the 632 bus to Tsinghua and took the subway to Peking University.

Today's weather is very good. After the rain in Chu Qing, it was breezy and in a good mood. I specially washed my hair before going out and habitually rolled my shirt sleeves to my elbows. In this weather and mood, I began to be a little smart. On the way, I met a man staring at me and saying, handsome boy, you are so handsome! What a beautiful day, alas! It would be more perfect if that person was a woman.

It is raining. If your girlfriend has no umbrella outside, you must get to her as soon as possible. Otherwise, she may go to the nearby shopping mall to take shelter from the rain, and then she may go shopping, and then she may ask you to buy her lipstick, shoes and bags.

My cousin got married yesterday (in the countryside). At the end of the party, I heard firecrackers and laughter outside. I ran out and saw a man in the smoke, screaming and jumping up, holding his head, and somehow wrapped a whip around his leg. The man went straight to the fish pond not far away and jumped in. I limped to work today because my father laughed the loudest when he saw me getting wet.

I am a real estate agent, and my performance is not good recently. I want to change my job. Today, I applied for an electronic sales manager, and when I entered their company, I sat with their boss. I once handed a cigarette to my boss and started talking about the back. The result is quite good. I called him brother, told him to buy a house in the back and asked me to come. Then he had a meal with his warm hospitality. Then I came back. I always feel that something is missing.

I go to my cousin's house for dinner. Before dinner, I came to the living room to watch my little nephew draw and asked him what he was doing. He looked at me excitedly and said, Aunt Saner, mom said you were losing weight and you couldn't eat a lot of delicious food tonight, so I drew you a lot of delicious food. Look, there are fish, shrimp and chicken legs! Our teacher said that this is painting cakes to satisfy hunger.