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Qq space is attractive for talking and watching couples holding hands in the street.
The happiest thing in the world is to find money from washed clothes.
You are like a cool drink in summer, and I can't unscrew your bottle cap.
4, everything is an instant, everything will pass, and the past will become a kind memory.
I can't hold too many people in my little heart, only you.
6. I wish someone could tell me that you don't have to change yourself, I will get used to you.
7. If I fall in love with your smile, how to collect it and how to have it.
Don't say that the wolf hasn't eaten mutton for five years. Cats and mice haven't eaten mice since 1940.
9. After the exam, someone always asks you how many points you got and where you went, but no one asks you if you are tired in recent years.
10, you don't have to be brave, you don't have to lie, people who know you will naturally know who you are.
1 1, I can't see the direction of the road clearly, and I don't know how to capture some time I want to cherish.
12, after lovelorn, a person is indifferent, and when he loves again, he is both happy and bitter.
13, hurting the person who loves you the most, but relying on him to love you, has never been related to courage.
14, once and now, all our sadness comes from this contrast. Things are not what people say, but your heart has changed.
15. If the story of absence is lost, it will be lost. There's no need to remember.
16, dusty memories, no matter how beautiful and happy, will be slowly forgotten sooner or later, just the length of time.
17, dare not look at you, just try to see through it, and don't let the wound happen again.
18, we ignore those who admire us, but admire those who ignore us; We hurt those who love us, but we love those who hurt us.
19. The person who really loves you won't find fault with you because he doesn't dislike you at all.
20, once sweet words. Now it has become a chain that imprisons itself.
2 1, when you are upset, remember three words: forget it. It doesn't matter. It will pass.
22. Today is our 999th day together. Nothing special. I just want to be with you all my life.
23. In sporadic memories, there are still some lost love powders.
24. The most painful distance is that you are not around, but in my heart.
25. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.
26. Once a new storm is discovered, leaving will replace all your images.
27, nothing you hold her tight, I don't feel bad, I didn't cry, I didn't want to escape.
28. Like me, the wound is a stubborn child who refuses to heal, because the heart is a warm and humid place, suitable for anything to grow.
29. If I can't wait for your future, I'd rather choose someone and live quietly in your memory.
30. In my world, you are still pure, only the world is dirty.
3 1, I will stand behind you silently and love you until you find that I still love you.
32. A simple greeting carries many unknown emotions.
33. With a warm sense of alienation, I am a passerby or passerby without hesitation.
34. Is it obvious for a handsome guy to cut a brush head? Is it obvious that a beautiful woman lifts her bangs?
35. You are my half. Without you, I believe I will suffocate.
I will always remember the summer wind and say clearly that you love me.
37. Don't feel sorry for the past, because it has passed; Don't go against reality, because you have to live.
38. You said something casually, but I was seriously sad for a long time, just because I care about you.
39. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.
40.who do you think you are? You are overflowing water. I don't even want a basin.
4 1, there are some things I want to do, but I can't do anything; Some feelings, I want to have, but I can't.
42. Can you give me a corner so that I can tell our story again?
I miss you with the wind. As long as you ask, I don't think I will ever leave.
44. How afraid I am of getting used to a person's good, and then being mercilessly abandoned.
45. Later, I finally realized with tears that some people are gone once they miss it.
46. It's just that women are easily infatuated, always trapped by love, and finally get deeper and deeper.
47. Many stories don't need to be told to everyone, just as a memory, sad but beautiful.
48. In this lingering yearning, wine is picked up, tears are shed, hearts are scattered everywhere, and your eyes are hard to get out!
49, too many accidents, don't want to force me to feel. Too many difficulties will make people afraid to look at the future.
I once believed in love because I believed in you, but now love has deceived me.
5 1, even if everything is over, at least there are memories?
52. At the moment of meeting, there was heavy snow in the pure white world, and love bloomed beautiful flowers at the first night.
I don't need you to find me in the crowd, because I will always be by your side.
54. The biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels that she was blind at the beginning.
55. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.
56. I smile. Whenever I am sad or happy, I only smile.
If I leave you, it's not that I don't love you, but that I am hurt by you.
58. I am stupid, I am stupid, I am stupid, but that is only for you.
59. Looking at your ambiguous message in other people's space, my heart twitched inexplicably.
60. Quiet, indifferent, calm and casual.
6 1, I always feel that forgetting is also a kind of forgiveness, even if it is not the noblest kind.
62. He must love you very much to compare me. It's only been a minute since we broke up.
63. Be yourself when you break up. A person's world also has ups and downs and beautiful moments, so he is classified as a memory.
I don't know what to say to you when you are online. When you logged off, I regretted not saying anything to you.
65. Our behavior determines our character, just as our character determines our behavior.
66. Just when I stressed the need to keep a low profile. But you have to give me applause and scream.
67. The greatest advantage of maturity is that you don't want what you couldn't get before.
68. Why are you close to me, but I can't see you with a magnifying glass?
69. When I say to you: You are busy. In fact, how I wish you would say: you are very important and I will accompany you.
70. I am not sad. It's nothing. I just don't understand why I cry.
7 1, communicate with parents, brothers and sisters more, and greet each other no matter what happens.
72. Those who suffered at the beginning are only memories now.
73, love will be sad, sad tears, tears want to drink, drink will hurt, heartache is afraid to look back.
74. Despair is the most perfect expectation, and expectation is the longest despair.
75. I know I will get drunk when I drink, but I still want to get drunk. Only in this way will I not think of you.
76. Even if I gave up countless times, I never stopped liking you.
77. People say that you can't treasure until you lose it. In fact, the loss after cherishing is more painful than anything else.
78. I'm sorry that our love lost to time and distance.
Sometimes, the more you hide your feelings for a person, the deeper you get.
80. The streamer in midsummer is warm and bright, like our brilliant youth.
8 1, turn you into my bad habit, it is better to turn me into your good mood.
82. I forgot how I used to laugh. I lost my carefree self. Maybe this is the price of growing up.
83. I won't let go of my memory because I want to see how despicable I can be.
84. Every relationship will come to an end. My love for you, only death is the end.
I will never forget that I met you in this chaotic green!
Waiting for you, not because you will come back, but because love is still there.
87. I try to be strong because I want to get back what I lost when I was weak.
88. I always thought I forgot, but I always remembered it inadvertently.
89. If you love for a long time, the pain will be deep and even the tears will become numb.
90. That year, Na Yue, that day, that time, that place, that person, that scene, that sentence, that scene.
9 1, because I met you, I began to believe that the happiness you brought me was beyond the reach of ordinary people.
92. When you feel sad and miserable, you'd better learn something. Learning will make you invincible forever.
93, philandering and practicing my brain, I am in a good mood to derail, pick up girls to fight aging, flirt to solve troubles, secretly love not old, and miss less.
94. Time dilutes our promises, and beautiful wounds outline the past.
I really want to call you and listen to your voice, but I don't know what to say.
96. Memories, memories, let it slowly engraved in my heart, slowly condensed, miss you, miss you, let me miss you silently in my memories.
97. People who love to laugh cry more than anyone else, just because they have been strong for too long.
98. I will send my thoughts to the scattered stars. I hope that little starlight can shine into your window and sleep well with you.
99. If the reality was not so cruel, maybe I would live better.
100, Manzhu Warsaw blooms brilliantly, as if carrying hundreds of millions of years of missing, smashing time, whose heart is withered love?
10 1. Happiness is like the shadow behind you. You can't catch it, but as long as you go forward, it will always follow you.
102, I'm just watching you from a distance, an agreement that is doomed to have no ending.
103, I'd rather pretend to be naive and heartless than you pretend to be mature and haggle over every ounce.
104, how sweet it is to see couples holding hands in the street. Think about us again. Although we are together, we have never met.
105, walking at different intersections, watching our happiness, that beautiful ice cream shop, and a beautiful future, broken at the same time.
106, in the world, there is really such a person who cares about you silently and loves you, but never comes near you again.
107, find your own kind, people are divided into groups, especially for marriage, and it is better to tear down ten temples than one home.
Attractive space to talk about attractive humor space to talk about it.
1,. I'd like to invite you to experience KTV! Do you know what KTV is? K gives you a lesson, T gives you a kick, and finally I make a V gesture! Used at the end of a sentence
2. One day, you will wait for someone who will make you feel at ease, just like the kind of peace of mind that autumn trousers are tied in socks.
Let the exam and everything go to hell. I want to go home and see my dear.
4. Along the way with you, I thought there was no disagreement at the end of love.
Try to get to know those people you hate, and you will find that the more you look at them, the more you hate them.
6. Professors should not be afraid of being dirty when teaching in the field. . . Then he squatted down, poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger, and then put his finger in his mouth and licked it clean. A classmate quickly said, "I'm not afraid of being dirty." . . Then he poked the cow dung on the ground with his finger and licked it in his mouth. Besides, professor, you should be observant. For example, I just poked feces with my middle finger, but licked my index finger. . .
7. When I was a child, I went to pick peaches with my sister next door. My sister accidentally fell from the tree. Sister Lz, are you okay? Sister, it's okay. Lz, sister, you have a lot of blood in your thigh. Help! Somebody please. Sister, I'm fine. Don't call anyone! ! Lz is scared! Keep calling for help! Somebody please. Waiting for nearby adults to arrive. Sister finally fainted.
8. I am the son of Jesus, Coconut!
9. In the convention and exhibition center, a boss said that his glue is all-purpose glue, which can stick anything. I stepped forward and asked, boss, can a broken heart persist? The boss gave me a deep look and said, "young man, I want to do business." Will you stop it? " ?
10, simulated fire without fire, simulated earthquake without earthquake. Then why is there a test in the mock exam? This is not scientific. .
1 1. My roommate doesn't know where she got the folk prescription. When washing her hair, she used egg white as conditioner, and the water was too hot to wash an egg flower. So the whole dormitory didn't sleep at noon, so we helped her choose egg flowers ~
12, tell you one thing, I made a dress for my dog, which is bright in color and fashionable in style. My dog looks really handsome in it. If you wear your usual suit and take it to the street, people will think you are wearing a couple's suit!
13, you are ugly, but ugliness is special, that is, ugly. ....
14, friendship is much longer than love. Do you think you can spend your whole life together? Stop joking.
15, the school is a place where a group of people get together and then break up a group of people.
16, my cousin came to my house to play and fell asleep on the sofa at noon. I was going to drink a cup of yogurt next to me. As a result, I opened the yogurt too hard and spilled it on my cousin's hair and my thighs. I quickly wiped it with toilet paper. Before I could wipe the yogurt off my cousin's hair, my mother came in with a group of guests.
17, one person crosses the street, one person celebrates Valentine's Day, one person eats a couple package, one person watches a love movie, one person listens to a love song, one person cries, one person laughs, one person makes trouble, and one person practices.
18. A customer complained that there was a dead cockroach on the hotel floor. Manager: Please calm down. The cockroach is dead. Customer: It's nothing to die, but those coffin bearers make me sick!
19,-I just want you, nothing else.
20. Couples are holding hands in the park, and I am holding my dog. Let's see who bit them.
2 1, old drivers also switch freely between pollution and literature and art.
22. I like you so much that you will die if you like me?
23. If you can't get it, you'd rather destroy it.
24. Others hold hands and I hold my dog. Holding the dog by the hand, kidnapping the dog; If the dog doesn't go, drag it away.
25. I don't know what is good about you. I just want to watch you take a shower.
26. It's none of your teacher's business that I don't fall in love early. . It's not like you have a crush on your husband.
27. I went to an old classmate's house. His daughter was watching TV and saw the advertisement of Youlemei. At this time, the daughter asked his father, father, father, what am I to you? I thought the goods would say you were my little darling, but the goods turned around and said bitterly that you were my impulsive punishment, impulsive punishment.
28. Why pretend to be pure when it's all water? Why pretend to be a sheep when they are all wolves?
29. I have a good friend, a young woman, who is a student of Dalian International Studies University. 2/kloc-staying in the boudoir at the age of 0/is a gentle and graceful virtue in Jiangnan, with both lively and cheerful temperament. Looking for a boyfriend, good looks, good character.
30. Children should pay attention to safety and rest when playing! Only in this way can you have a good body, and you, after reading the message, go to sleep quickly!
What? Talk about phrases, attractive QQ space, and Daquan.
First, life is simple, and simplicity is perfection.
Are you willing to bow your head before 40 and change your head after 40 years? Bowing your head is not to admit defeat, but to see clearly the way you want to go. Looking up is not pride, but to see your own sky.
Third, anyone can be endlessly kind to a person, but the premise is worthwhile.
Fourth, what kind of gesture you give the world, the world will give you what kind of life.
From tomorrow on, I will become a better person because of you, but not for you.
Six, others have, you don't have to envy, as long as you work hard, you will have; You don't have to show off what you have, because others will have it if they are struggling. More happiness, less trouble, regardless of wealth, status, depth of knowledge. Laugh happily every day, sleep when you are tired and laugh when you wake up.
In the most struggling years, you should love someone who can bring you motivation, not someone who can make you exhausted.
The awakening of conscience is the greatness of the soul.
Nine, people are often scared away by a word about what to do in the future. I didn't remember it after that, so I came out.
Ten, there are only pursued and pursuers, busy people and tired people in the world. surname
The road to art is full of thorns, which is also a good thing. Ordinary people are timid, except those who are strong-willed
Twelve, the so-called worry, but not as good as their own wishes, that is, I adhere to their own ideals, whenever there is a gap, they will worry.
Thirteen, I indulge myself and you are free.
If you realize that you are not so important to others, you will be much happier.
I thought I would forget you if I didn't miss you, but I was just running away.
16. Most mistakes and losses are due to lack of effort, persistence and reservation. Then tell yourself that everything is fate.
Seventeen, how quickly you can handle your emotions, how quickly you can succeed. Temper will drive away luck. Therefore, those who seem to have big hearts just have to bear it. Before you become what you want to be, do two things well: live. Hold on.
We may not be beautiful, but we are healthy. We may not be great, but we are solemn. We may not be perfect, but we work hard. We may not be eternal, but we are sincere. Bi Shumin's "Spirit No.3 Cabin"
I don't even have a picture of him. He lives only in my memory.
Twenty, life is like drinking tea three times, the first time is bitter if life; Second, sweet as love; Third, it is as light as a breeze.
Twenty-one, someone passed me by, lived in my mind, and drilled holes in my heart; Some people become photos, piled up in the corner, and the dust is frozen like snow. There must always be a song that belongs to me, sing it out loud, and then look at the vast world. It is enough to be alive and happy. A Xin is an apple.
22. How many people are there? Suicide? People, heartbreaking pain? ?
Twenty-three, I have never felt any sense of superiority in my life. I have tried my best and have no inferiority complex.
I thought you would have feelings for me.
Twenty-five, women dare to go, but certainly men will turn back. Men don't look back, but they dare not leave because they are sure of women.
Twenty-six, my love is not so complicated, two hearts, one home, love me, be good to me, and ask for nothing more.
Twenty-seven, once thought that you can't pass, you will eventually pass. Pain is sometimes an improvement, otherwise, our tears will be meaningless.
Twenty-eight, memories flooded us and time separated us.
Twenty-nine, your suffering, loss of food, responsibility, sin and pain will eventually turn into light and light up your way.
30. I always feel that I don't have time to read a good book, watch a good movie, exercise, travel, write an article or learn a technology. Later, I found out that what I didn't have was actually not time, but my quiet and impetuous heart when I did that.
Don't make do when you are lonely, and don't talk to people you don't know.
32. People in fantasy often ignore reality.
Thirty-three, ear fever is because the cerebral cortex is highly excited and nervous. Nerve command causes skin blood vessels to dilate, the heart beats faster, and blood flow increases faster, not because you are thinking about me.
Thirty-four, choose a gesture, let yourself live irreplaceable.
Qq lovers talk about a pair.
I accompany you through the most beautiful happiness.
You accompanied me through the happiest aestheticism.
When you appeared, the dawn of happiness immediately appeared in front of my eyes.
Your concern, sweet dawn immediately shines in my heart.
If I can love you, I will try my best to love you.
If you don't love me, I will hate you at all costs.
The school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework was someone else's and you were mine.
The school collapsed, the teacher went crazy, the homework was someone else's, and I was yours.
What I can do in this life can only be to make myself happy.
What I can do in my next life is not to let us pass by.
Who says a goddess must be a girlfriend? A girlfriend can also be a goddess.
Who said that the male god must be a boyfriend? Boyfriends can also be male gods.
Honey, let's break up. I want to get married.
Honey, let's be lovelorn. I want to be a monk.
No matter how busy a city is, it is empty without you;
No matter how strange the corner is, having you is home.
Please cherish the person around you who never gives up.
I am willing to be a person who will never give up on TA solo.
Fish said to water: You don't know I'm crying because I live in water.
The water said to the fish, I can feel your tears because you are in my heart.
Not every time you turn around, someone is behind you.
But every time you turn around, I will stand behind you.
Wen said: the wind can't take away my thoughts, but it keeps them buried in my heart.
Legend: Rain can't kill memories, but it keeps them in my heart forever.
Don't do whatever you want because I love you.
Don't run amok just because I love you.
Don't scold, don't make trouble, don't make public and live in peace.
Don't scold, don't make trouble, don't make public and live in peace.
Don't invade the eight winds and wait for my lover.
I will wait for my lover on my knees in windy weather.
Some past events, about happiness or pain, can only be buried deep in my heart.
Some hopes, about the present or the future, can only be slowly forgotten.
**? Only occasionally will I miss the grandeur of that time.
**? I only remember thinking about it over and over again.
If you don't tell me the truth, we will still be good friends.
If you tell me, if you tell us, we are better than good friends.
A man is romantic because no one can catch his heart.
A woman is a womanizer because she claims that someone has seriously broken her heart.
You are drunk with flowers, and flowers are like flowers. When you stay in fly with me, you will come back with flowers and a heart that loves you.
You are drunk for flowers, but flowers don't follow you. When the flowers are drunk for you, you will go back to the west and break your heart.
Left hand, I won you just to keep me from losing in your youth.
Right hand, losing is not that I don't want to win you in my world.
He has so many connections that he doesn't need to be handsome.
She is so charming and beautiful that she doesn't need a backstage.
You throw stones, I throw cloth, you lose, and live with me forever.
You give scissors, I give cloth, I lose, I will accompany you all my life.
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