I want two-part allegorical sayings, ancient and modern jokes or humorous stories, proverbs and advertising slogans! Please do me a favor!

Charming space, unlimited creativity. (Advertising words for fashion creative programs)

Follow it all your life, no regrets. (corporate advertising words)

From beginning to end, you moved me. ("Emotion" program advertising words)

Good taste, experience for yourself. ("Fast food restaurant" advertising words)

Ambition is in my heart, accompanied by good luck. ("shoe company" advertising words)

Self-determination, let you go. ("Sports shoes" product advertising words)

Friends drink together, and bosom friends get drunk for me. (Advertising words of wine enterprises)

Advertising recording or charm sound production. (Charming voice online advertising words)

Let happiness spread its wings and watch the dream bloom instantly. (Advertising words of "Dream of China" program)

Welcome pine, leading the Chinese style alone. ("Welcome Pine" cigarette advertisement)

I move, so I am. (Advertising words for "sports series products")

Years of love, with a "musical" heart. (Music program advertising words)

Let happiness spread its wings and watch the dream bloom instantly. (Advertising words of "Dream of China" program)

Welcome pine, leading the Chinese style alone. ("Welcome Pine" cigarette advertisement)

"Diamond" Heart and "Stone" Wisdom (diamond advertising words)

Your hope, my possibility. (corporate advertising words)

Feel the sunshine and give hope. (slogan "Project Hope")

There is sour and sweet, and there is a taste of "self". (yogurt advertising words)

Happy woman, diamond life. ("Diamond" advertising words)

Drink the past in a cup. (Advertising words of "wine enterprises")

The same choice, different expectations. (Advertising words in supermarkets and shopping malls)

Nutrition is the master, and it goes its own way. ("green vegetables" advertising words)

Chew old songs and remember classics. (Music broadcast advertising words)

Grasp life and communicate with the world. New song express, happy confidant. (Music broadcast advertising words)

Feel the sunshine and give hope. (slogan "Project Hope")

There is sour and sweet, and there is a taste of "self". (yogurt advertising words)

Happy woman, diamond life. ("Diamond" advertising words)

Drink the past in a cup. (Advertising words of "wine enterprises")

The same choice, different expectations. (Advertising words in supermarkets and shopping malls)

Nutrition is the master, and it goes its own way. ("green vegetables" advertising words)

Chew old songs and remember classics. (Music broadcast advertising words)

Grasp life and communicate with the world. New song express, happy confidant. (Music broadcast advertising words)

Always be ready, beautiful without discount. (advertising words of women's goods store)

From beginning to end, you moved me. ("Emotion" program advertising words)

Beautiful, experience for yourself. ("Fast food restaurant" advertising words)

Ambition is in my heart, accompanied by good luck. ("shoe company" advertising words)

Self-determination, let you go. ("Sports shoes" product advertising words)

A journey of a thousand miles begins with the foot and begins with the heart. (Footwear company advertising words)

I move, so I am. (Advertising words for "sports series products")

Open a happy moment and harvest a good time. (Advertising words of "Good Time Food")

New life, taste with heart. ("real estate company" advertising words)

Screaming is better than making your heart beat. ("Scream" drink advertising words)

The water in the cup tastes like human beings. (mineral water advertising words)

Care, care, care. (slogan "Project Hope")

Because of dreams, so Beijing. ("Beijing 2008 Olympic Games" advertising words)

A friend takes a sip of wine every day. ("wine" advertising words)

Wait for the time to travel and enjoy the wonderful moment. ("Good Times" food advertising words)

Touches women the most and understands women's hearts the most. (advertising words for "women's goods store")

Inner desire is the starting point of dreams. (slogan "Vocational and Technical College")

Close to "sunshine", fresh and natural. ("sunshine ranch" dairy advertising words)

Colorful women, colorful world. (advertising words of women's cosmetics company)

Love the right mouth and want the right taste. (yogurt advertising words)

Follow your dreams and never give up. (Advertising words of enterprises and companies)

Five flavors of life, colorful life. (Advertising words for camera film)

Elegant and fragrant, touching. (shampoo advertising words)

Sweet feelings, Didi forgot me. (advertising words for instant coffee drinks)

Elegant and light, "sincere" for the country. (car brand advertising words)

Wonderful moments, eternal pictures. (camera advertising words)

More romantic than the world,

More fashionable than exaggeration. (Advertising words of fashion clothing brands)

The world sees China, and China has Wuhu. (Anhui Wuhu city slogan)

On the way to welcome guests, I "relaxed" an old dream. ("Welcome Pine" cigarette advertisement)

Have opinions, not exaggerating. ("Clothing" company advertising words)

Taste the milk heart and feel the grassland. ("Milk" corporate advertising words)

Years of love, with a "musical" heart. (Music program advertising words)

A journey of a thousand miles begins with the foot and begins with the heart. (Footwear company advertising words)

Let happiness spread its wings and watch the dream bloom instantly. (Advertising words of "Dream of China" program)

Have opinions, not exaggerating. ("Clothing" company advertising words)

Taste the milk heart and feel the grassland. ("Milk" corporate advertising words)

No, it's impossible (sneakers)

Everything has its origin, and everything has its source. (Shakespeare)

Buy Australian goods and buy you a job. (Australia)

A moment of inspiration is better than a lifetime of effort. (genius)

Tomorrowisalwaysthebusiestday！

Tomorrow after tomorrow, how many tomorrows, (tomorrow)

Where there is a marriage without love, there is love without marriage. (lover)

If there is a marriage without love, there will be love without marriage (lover)

OpinioncoversoverFacts。 (lawyer)

Words speak louder than facts. (lawyer)

Anything is possible.

Anything is possible. -Li Ning

Mom and Dad, I love you! (family)

Mom and Dad, I love you! (family)

The latest classic advertising words are world-famous advertising words.

Goodtothelastdrop。

Drips are fragrant, and the meaning is still unfinished. (Maxwell Coffee)

Obey your desire.

Obey your desires. (Sprite)

Poetic, dancing with eyes closed.

Dynamic poetry, dance close to me. (Toyota)

Just doing it.

Do it. (Nike sneakers)

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Wisdom is everywhere. (Motorola mobile phone)

A new generation of choices.

A new generation of choices. (Pepsi)

We integrate, you communicate.

We gather together, and you connect with the world. (mitsubishi electric)

Take Toshiba and take the world.

If you own Toshiba, you will own the world. (Toshiba Electronics)

No enterprise is too small, and no problem is too big.

There is no small business that cannot be done, and there is no big problem that cannot be solved. (IBM)

a two-part allegorical saying

1, General Xie Houyu

1, the Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea-each showing his magical powers

2. The white lady drinks realgar wine-the original shape is revealed.

3. Boil jiaozi in the teapot-you can't pour it out when you have it.

4. Blow the horn out of the window-the name is outside.

5. Horse racing is desperate

6, knocked over the five-flavored bottle-sweet and sour, spicy and salty, everything.

7, what's next-ask to the end.

8, lamp oil dry burning core (heart)

9. Dripping water wears away the stone-Rome wasn't built in a day.

10. Tie the chicken feather to the telephone pole-what a big duster.

1 1, lost the watermelon and picked up the sesame-penny wise and pound foolish.

12, winter paddy field planting wheat-exotic species (alas)

13, the stone in the cesspit-smelly and hard

14, rolling pin blows fire-I don't know anything.

15, anti-aircraft guns kill mosquitoes-overqualified

16, Toad jumps into the well-I don't understand (plop)

17, a handful of salt was spilled in the oil pan-it exploded.

18, Han Xin points soldiers-the more the better.

19, good mud makes a good stove-good intentions are not rewarded.

20, monkeys fishing for the moon-a waste of time.

2 1, weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens-unkind.

22, Jiang Taigong fishing-willing to take the bait

23, two boats-wavering

24. Walking on the zigzag bridge-make a detour

25. Bao Gong of Kaifeng Prefecture-impartial

26, Confucius moved-all lost (book)

27, Confucius inkstone-the heart is too dark

28, the tiger's ass-untouchable

29. Grandma eats porridge-shameless (indecent)

30. When a mouse crosses the street, everyone shouts.

3 1, the old woman opened her mouth-eyes can't finish seeing (teeth)

32, deaf ears-decoration

33. Lions on Lugou Bridge-Countless

34. Shen Zhi has become a monk-there is nothing to worry about.

35, cats cry mice-crocodile tears

36. Look at people under the door-look down on people.

37. The clay bodhisattva crosses the river-it is difficult to protect itself.

38. Riding a donkey and reading a songbook-we'll see.

39. Bricks for building walls-from the back

40, a thousand miles to send goose feathers-the ceremony is light and affectionate.

4 1, ginger is spicy

42. Fifteen buckets draw water-seven up and eight down.

43, 42 cotton-no way (playing)

44, temple fire-wonderful (temple) zai (disaster)

45. Sun listened to the spell-headache.

46. Telescopes on the Observatory-so ambitious.

47. There are sores on the top of your head and pus on the soles of your feet-it's terrible.

48. My nephew plays with lanterns-as usual (uncle)

49. Wear a skirt on snowy days-beautiful and moving (freezing).

50, onion mixed with tofu-one clear (green) and two white

5 1, the dumb eats coptis chinensis-you can't say if you have bitterness.

52, dumb lawsuit-speechless

You can eat three liters of rice at a meal-your stomach is very big.

54. The tattoo on Yue Fei's back-Loyalty to the country

55, early flowering red plum-stand out.

56, Zhang Er monks-scratching their heads.

57. Sesame blossoms are on the rise.

58. Pig Bajie entered the daughter country-he didn't want to leave.

59. Draw water with a bamboo basket-use a sieve.

60. Blow the horn by plane-sing a high-profile song

2. Two-part allegorical saying of Romance of the Three Kingdoms

The reincarnation of Cao Cao —— Suspicion of Cao Cao's meritocracy

Huang Zhong fought-refused to accept the arrow borrowed by the old straw boat-and returned with a full load.

Zhang Fei sleeps-Huang Zhong shoots an arrow without closing his eyes-and hits every shot.

Zhang Fei's debt collection-fierce momentum, Kong Ming practicing the piano-a cliche

Killing Guan Yu and framing Dong Zhuo's trip to Beijing are malicious.

Ma Su fought-exaggerated, and the ruler fell to Wei-shameless.

Zhang Fei went into battle-a rampaging sinus official-in name only.

Zhang Fei embroiders-there is a fine Guan Yu in the rough-brave and fearless.

Zhang Fei's Demolition of the Bridge-A Mountain without Courage-Free of Charge

Zhang Fei wears a mask-Liu Bei weaves straw sandals with big eyes-expert

Guan Yu opened his eyes-he wanted to kill someone.

Zhao Zilong sent troops-returned victorious.

Xu Chudou Ma Chao-shirtless

Fierce flying knife-aggressive

The weight that Zhang Fei eats is certain.

Zhang Fei's massacre of the city-Ew.

Liu Bei cast his son-to buy people's hearts.

Liu Bei borrowed Jingzhou-if he borrowed it, he couldn't pay it back.

Xu Shu walked into Cao Cao without saying a word.

Cao Cao went down to Wancheng and fled in defeat.

Cao Cao meets Ma Chao-cut his beard and abandon his robe.

Zhang Fei eats bean sprouts-a piece of cake

Guan Yunchang farted-blushed.

Cao Cao met Jiang Gan-bad luck.

Guan Yu sneezes-bragging.

Ancient and modern jokes

1 examiner: to what extent?

Candidate: I didn't graduate from primary school.

Examiner: Have you ever been in a fight?

Candidate: This is the usual practice.

Examiner: Do you have a criminal record?

Candidate: Just came out.

Examiner: What about physical fitness?

Candidate: Not bad. You can kick over the peddler's tricycle with one foot.

Examiner: Dare to take other people's things?

Examinee: This is my strong point, just like taking my own things.

Examiner: Does the old man dare to fight?

Candidate: Cai Xiao, my father crippled me.

Examiner: You passed the exam. What our urban management needs is talents like you!

Examiner: One more question. What if something happens?

Candidate: Just say it's a temporary worker.

Examiner: Work tonight.

2. One day on the bus, a man and a woman collided because of the crowd.

The fashionable girl turned around and said, "Are you sick?"

Confused, the man replied, "Do you have any medicine?"

The people in the car snickered!

The woman felt very angry and replied, "Are you mentally ill?"

The man said coldly, "Can it be cured?"

The whole car is hilarious!

The bus driver stopped to lie on the steering wheel and laugh!

Second:

The bus was very crowded, and a woman stood at the door.

A GG pushed from the back of the car to get off and said to the woman, "Sorry, get off."

The woman didn't move.

GG stepped on her when she pushed over.

As a result, the woman was too powerful and kept scolding: "You are crazy! You're crazy! ~ ~ ",loud enough for the whole car to watch.

GG hasn't spoken. When he got off the bus, he couldn't bear it. He turned to the woman and said, "Repeater!"

There are some funny children in the back who have been playing the scene just now.

A said, "You are crazy! ............................... "B" said, "You repeat the machine, and you .............................................."

The whole car burst into laughter ~!

Later, a little MM also got off the bus, squeezed past and said timidly, "I ~ I ~ I want to go down, I'm not crazy ~!" " "

The whole car laughed again ~!

The woman didn't speak, and a word came from the side: "Are you out of power?"

The whole car is laughing ~!

3. Confucius said; Hit with bricks, don't play around! Press the head! Whether you die or not!

Buddha said; Bullshit! I am kind! Stop playing! A brick is dead! ! !

On Monday, I got on the bus with nothing but 1 yuan. Sitting from the starting point to the finish line, I feel very calm all the way. But when I got off at the terminal, I found a note in my pants: "An adult goes out without anything, and it's no shame to lose it." - "

On Tuesday, I took a broken wallet with 1 cent in it. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in my wallet: "We are not beggars, please don't insult our profession. - "

On Wednesday, I still broke my wallet, which contained counterfeit money of 100. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the money was still there, and a note was stuffed in my wallet: "It is illegal to hide large face value * *, please consciously turn it over to the relevant departments. - "

On Thursday, I took an envelope containing a stack of overdue Straits Got Talent. When I arrived at the terminal, I found the envelope was still there. I took out the newspaper and read it. The newspaper was replaced by the latest straits talent newspaper. 1 Remarks: "Now is the consulting era. Only by updating information in time can we seize the opportunity and win success! - "

On Friday, I put a toy mobile phone in my pocket. After arriving at the terminal, the mobile phone was still there, and there was an extra note: "Please don't make such jokes, which will affect the normal work of our company. - "

On Saturday, I took a toy pistol and stuck it in my waist. When I arrived at the terminal, I found that the gun was gone and a note was stuffed in my pants: "I hate you robbers most, you have no technical content at all!" " Confiscate the tools of crime! - "

On Sunday, I was about to get on the bus, and there were too many people to squeeze in. When waiting for the next bus, I felt in my pocket and found that there was an extra 20 yuan, and there was a note: "Brother, our business is not easy this day. This is 20 yuan. You can take a taxi to where you want to go, please don't mess with us. "

6. One day, there were too many people on the bus, which was very hot and boring. I don't know who farted, which made the environment worse. My friend can't stand it, and I don't know who it is. I can't help it It happened that the conductor was asking, "Who didn't buy a ticket?" My friend suddenly had a plan and said loudly, "Fart didn't buy a ticket!" " Suddenly, a particularly fat woman, holding the ticket high in her hand, said loudly, "I have bought the ticket!" "

7. A sculpture was completed in the new building of a university: a girl held a book in her left hand and a dove symbolizing peace in her right hand. Publicly soliciting names from off-campus students, many people's slogans coincide-reading is a bird's best!

9. The school bike is badly lost. The new car disappears in the blink of an eye, but sometimes with luck, the lost bike will appear again every few days. One day, Xiao Jing, a roommate, bought a new transmission car. She showed off to everyone and said, "I locked this car with the latest lock!" " The next day, Xiao Jing came back from self-study at night and looked depressed. He still holds a piece of paper in his hand, which reads: Don't be the owner here, I borrowed the car, and I'll pay you back in a few days!

A few days later, the thief really returned the car. Xiao Jing is very happy, but she is worried that the car will be "borrowed" again. He bought ten big locks, locked the car tightly, and put a note on the thief: See how you "borrow"! When Xiao Jing went downstairs the next morning, she found five more locks on the car, and there was a note on the lock: See how you ride!

10, there are three tadpoles. They went to a restaurant for dinner ... and waited for a while. The first course was fried frogs. ..

Three tadpoles sang in unison: I don't want to grow up. ...

1 1 One day, Cao Cao arrested Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei. Cao Cao said to the three of them: each of you should go to the orchard and choose a fruit. After a while, Zhang Fei took out an apple. Cao Cao said, if they can put the fruit in their ass, let them go. Zhang Fei tried for a while without success and was killed. After a while, Guan Yu came out with three grapes and Cao Cao said the same thing to him. Guan Yu started stuffing things ... when he stuffed the third one, Guan Yu suddenly smiled, and as a result, he smashed the grapes and was killed. After going to the underworld, the prince asked Guan Yu, "You are so stupid, why are you laughing?" "If you don't laugh, you won't die," Guan Yu said with a sigh. I don't want to! Jealous beauty! When I stuffed the third one, I suddenly saw Brother Liu coming out with a durian ... "

12, I went to eat KFC yesterday. The man behind me looks like a couple. Seeing that they ordered a lot of food, they sat next to me. After sitting down, the girls began to eat hard, as if they were hungry for several days, while the boys chewed French fries one by one, as if they had something on their mind.

Suddenly, the boy put down the French fries, leaned down and asked seriously, "Qingqing, can I chase you?" "

Without looking up, the girl said directly, "No!"

The boy asked again, "Is it completely impossible?"

The girl simply said, "Not at all!"

The boy froze, looked straight at her and stayed there …

At that time, the girl was holding a chicken leg in one hand and a hamburger in the other. She thought that the boy was watching her, so she stopped eating, then looked at the boy with poor eyes and whispered, "So ... can I still eat?" "

Everyone around me, including me, laughed out loud. The boy was helpless and said, "Eat, eat ..."

This MM is so cute ... if I don't let it go, I must chase it ... desperately! ! ! !

13, I have been very restless at school. I taught myself for the first time when I was a freshman. I was depressed sitting in the classroom, and then I ran to the aisle to smoke.

Not long after I lit a cigarette, a girl from PL came over and asked me, "I'm studying by myself now! How did you get out? "

I said, I'm bored by smoking, MM Which class are you in? How also ran out.

PLMM pointed to our classroom and said, that class!

At that time, I was so excited to say, are we in the same class? What, are you depressed?

She said: well, a freshman in our class ran out from self-study and I came out to find him.

I smiled, it seems that someone still can't sit still. What do you want from him? You're not his mother!

MM: I can't help it I'm his head teacher!

I was cheated then ...

A minute later, I choked up and said, Teacher, you look so young …

14 dad is a worker in a glass factory and has the habit of working with gloves.

One night shift, he took a taxi home. When the car passed a small forest in the suburbs, a cool breeze blew. Dad felt a little cold, so he took the glove strap out of his pocket. The driver saw it in the rearview mirror and asked cautiously, "Brother, what are you doing?"

"Oh, nothing, I'm used to it. I always wear gloves when I work, so I won't cut myself and leave any marks ... "

15 A middle-aged man went to a local private hotel on business.

When eating the night before, the middle-aged man saw several stains on the edge of the dish, which made him uneasy.

He asked the hotel owner, "This dish looks dirty." The boss replied, "Don't worry, mineral water will make it clean."

Hearing this answer, middle-aged people began to eat with peace of mind.

A week passed, middle-aged people ate in the hotel every day, and met a big dog in the hotel.

When leaving, the middle-aged man stepped out of the gate, and the dog reluctantly caught up with him, clinging to him and not letting him leave.

Seeing this, the hotel owner went up to the dog and patted it on the head. He said softly, "Let the guests go, mineral water."

The hunter hunted and saw two birds in the tree. He shot down one with a gun and found it hairless. Just wondering, another bird flew down and cursed the hunter: Damn, I just coaxed her to take off her clothes, and you shot her down. . .

17 There is a parrot hanging in front of the hotel. When a guest arrives, he says, "Hello, welcome!" A regular customer thought, I'll go in quickly and see how you react. One day he ran in and the parrot said, "Damn it! You scared me! ! ! "

18 A child in the delivery room smiled after birth. The midwife was very surprised. When she gathered around to observe, she found that the child's fist was clenched. After breaking it, she found that it was an abortion pill. She only heard the child say: He *! Do you want to kill me? It's not that easy! !

19 After the performance, the leader took the stage to hold the beautiful Mongolian actress's hand and asked her name. The actress said excitedly, Maragabi

20 stops are higher and you can see farther; Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible! Go your own way and let others take a taxi. Wear other people's shoes and let others find out.

2 1 what is depression? Just hit more than 30 people, hugged a handful of hemp, stole a wallet, and my wife ran away with someone. I still smell sour porridge at home. As soon as my eyes turned, the ambulance went to the hospital and fell into the ditch!

Moon cakes fall in love with steamed bread and pursue it desperately. Steamed bread swears to death. The moon cake is sad: (Hong Kong accent) What is this for? Steamed bread: My mother said that your stomach is full of huahuachangzi.

One day, hens were flying around on the roof, and the owner said angrily, "Come down, or I'll kill all the cocks here and make your life hell." The hen smiled and said, "Finally, we can find the duck."

An American, a Frenchman and an China were walking in the desert when they saw a bottle. After opening the cork, a man came out. The man said, "I am a fairy, and I can grant each of you three wishes!" " Americans first said, "My first wish is to ask for a lot of money." The fairy said, "it's very simple, it satisfies you!" Tell me about the second wish. " The American said, "I want a lot of money!" " After the fairy fulfilled his wish, the American said his third wish: "Take me home. The fairy said, "No problem." "So the United States

Americans come back to America with a lot of money. The fairy asked the Frenchman again. The Frenchman said, "I want beautiful women!" " "The fairy gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman said, "I want more beautiful women!" ""The fairy also satisfied him and gave him a beautiful woman. The Frenchman finally said, "Send me back to France." After the fairy sent the Frenchman back to China, she asked the China people what they wanted. China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy gave it to him. Ask him what his second wish is. China people said, "Another bottle of Erguotou!" The fairy asked him what his third wish was. China said, "I miss China and Americans very much. Please get them all back. " France and the United States are very popular, but they are helpless, so the three of them have to continue to walk. Walking, I saw another bottle. When I opened the plug, another man came out. The man said, "I am the younger brother of the fairy just now. My magic is not as strong as his. I can only satisfy two wishes of each of you." The French and Americans think it's better to let China speak first, so as not to be brought back by him later. So China people said, "Let's have a bottle of Erguotou first." The fairy realized his wish. The French and Americans urged China people to express their second wish as soon as possible. After drinking Erguotou, China people slowly said to the immortal, "Good.

All right, it's okay. Go away. "An American, a Japanese and a China are exploring in the jungle. As a result, they were all arrested by cannibal tribes. But the tribal leader said, "I'm in a good mood today. I won't eat you, but you all have to get a hundred boards, but you can have a wish come true before you get a board." "Americans are the first to get the board. He said, "Before hitting the board, put 1 mat on my ass." Mats, boards rained down; In the past, 70 boards were ok. After the 70-board back cushion was smashed and there was blood on the board ... America always left. When the Japanese saw this, they asked for a 10 mattress. After 1, 2, 3 ... 100, the Japanese got up and patted their ass, nothing happened; Then he boasted about his imitation ability and re-creation ability with a smelly mouth, and wanted to sit in a Chinese drama. China people slowly get down and say slowly, "Come on, give me the Japanese mat." …

A farmer went to the city to seek medical treatment. When he saw the doctor's promise, he said,' Doctor, I have a stomachache'. When he saw a farmer, he said angrily,' Go, have a urine test, have a stool test and have a blood test'. Farmer Shao Qing looked pale and said to the doctor, "Doctor, I swallowed blood and urine, that's all." .

Shit. . . . I can't swallow anything I say-#'

1 The child asked his mother, "How to make sentences with ABCDEFG?" Mom: "A! Is this child B from the C family? Standing barefoot on D, EF doesn't wear it, and there is a small GG. "

2. The four results of breast enhancement: 1 are very different; ② Very different; 3 different; Four is different.

An elephant asked the camel, "Why do your boobs grow on your back?" The camel said, "Stay away from death. I won't tell Gigi what's on my face!" " "The snake laughed wildly after listening to the conversation between the elephant and the camel. The elephant turned to the snake and said, "Laugh! You have a face, Gigi, you are not qualified! "

The driver sent the leader to the literary evening, and the leader entered the venue. The driver was stopped by the security guard. The driver said that I am a system with the leader. The security guard said, "JB and eggs are also a system. JB went in, can eggs go in? "

An adult man came to a hotel. He saw many beautiful cars in the garage, so he asked the boss why there were so many beautiful cars. The boss told him that I have a five-year-old son who does three things. If you can follow suit, you can choose a car here and drive away. If not, leave your car. Many people can't do it, so ... he thought, a five-year-old child can. The boss took him to a room where there was a beautiful naked beauty. The child kissed her and he kissed her in return. Then the child touched the beauty all over her body, and he followed suit. The third thing, the child took out the little Didi and bent it three times. ...