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Let’s talk about not drinking tonight
1. Drunk in wine, ruined in the cup.
2. When you go out, your wife should tell you three times: When others drink, you eat the food. You can drink or not, and you can rely on it. If you really can't find someone else to take over, you can go away yourself.
3. I advise you to drink one less glass of wine, and don’t wait for someone who is addicted and has no reason!
4. The Spring Festival is approaching and there are more gatherings. Don’t drink while driving, and don’t drive after drinking!
5. Wine is a good thing. We should be kind to wine and we should be kind to ourselves. For the sake of health, we advise you not to drink too much.
6. I learned that it is possible to have fun without alcohol, but love is not as difficult as imagined. I also got drunk and missed the opportunity to enjoy the moon.
7. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.
8. Drinking alcohol can cause you to be drunk at the least, and you will miss the time; at worst, you will be drunk and harm others and yourself!
9. When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less and eat more. Stand up when you are out of reach.
10. I advise you to drink less. Excessive drinking is harmful to the body.
11. Life is more valuable than wine. I advise you to drink less wine and don’t be greedy.
12. Holidays are limited, but life is priceless. Don’t drive when you drink, and don’t drink when you drive!
13. If you don’t want to live in a drunken life, you can’t dream of dying. White water is the longest love.
14. Life is just a few drinks, whoever drinks it first will leave first!
15. Three glasses of wine for the world of mortals, and a pot of tea for great achievements.
16. If you cut off the water with a knife, the water will flow more. If you use wine to drown your sorrow, your sorrow will become even more sorrowful.
17. It is shameful to eat and drink heavily, but proud to be abstaining from alcohol.
18. Cheers to the past and farewell to the wine table!
19. Only when feelings are not enough, use roses to make up for it.
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