Very funny copywriting for Moments

1. It is said that whiteness covers all ugliness and fatness destroys everything. So when a person is both white and fat, does it cover up all ugliness or destroys everything?

2. Don’t always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, and others envy you for having a good stomach. You envy others for being rich, and others envy that no one wants to borrow money from you.

3. What every student is best at is:

Excluding two wrong ones from the four options, and then choosing the wrong one from the remaining two.

4. Interesting girls are all single, because they can survive the boring years alone and it is difficult to find someone more interesting than themselves.

5. You can be friends without confessing, and you can borrow money to be friends. After borrowing money, you confess your love. If you are rejected and become a stranger, then you don’t have to pay back the money.

6. Now I realize that it is not that Red Wolf will never leave Gray Wolf, but that Gray Wolf has a villa.

7. Always in a state of having a surplus of heart but not enough sleep, having a surplus of heart but not enough IQ, and having a surplus of heart but not enough balance.

8. When you feel you are short and poor, don’t be sad, at least your judgment is still right!

9. Just now a girl confessed her love to me and I refused decisively. Looks are secondary, but how can she be my woman if she has such poor taste.

10. When you go home at the end of the year, you must hire two children. When you meet a boy, you will call dad, and when you meet a girl, you will call mom. If you can break up a pair, you will be a pair.

Eleven. If you don’t study for a day, no one can see you; if you don’t study for a week, you suddenly want to be violent; if you don’t study for a month, your IQ will lose to that of a pig.

12. I finally discovered that the reason why some foodies want to find someone to fall in love with is simply because the food in some places is not suitable for eating alone.

Thirteen. After growing up, I have learned nothing else, but I have mastered a special skill. I can sleep without sleeping pills during the day, and I can be excited without stimulants at night.

14. Whenever I am about to save money, there is always a voice saying to me: Be kind to yourself! This is why you can’t save money.

15. When I was a kid, I thought I would have a hundred ways to find money when I grew up. When I grew up, I found a hundred reasons why I couldn’t find money.

16. Young people, life is a long road but there are many. You have to keep going and you will succeed one day. If you encounter a red light, just take a detour. There will always be an intersection that suits you. If every intersection has a red light, it's a red light district and you can enjoy it.

Seventeen. I hope that today’s male actors can distinguish between monsters and sissies, romantic and vulgar, heroic and rude, icebergs and facial paralysis, autism and mental retardation, foggy eyes and water in the brain. the essential difference.

18. When my boyfriend first met me, his emotional intelligence was low and he often made me feel so angry. Later, I taught him little by little how to understand women's thoughts and how to make women happy. All the hard work paid off, and now this guy is really good at picking up girls, and I have become his ex-girlfriend.