24 funny copywriting sentences, endless fun.

1. 1 is a very important criterion to test friendship, that is, whether two people can get together at 1 and speak ill of others unscrupulously!

2. Wandering in the first half, cooking soup in the second half, and applying eye cream all night. Beer with medlar, coke with ginseng, drink the strongest wine and take the most expensive ambulance.

My son is one year old and finally talked to me today. The first sentence turned out to be "call dad".

4. What should I do if I meet a fool? Support all his opinions and make him more stupid!

You and I have already said good night to each other, but we met again in online games.

6. The first time I met the customer, the customer reached out and shook hands, and as a result, a pair of scissors came out when I was nervous. The scene is so embarrassing.

7. Sleep in school and get drunk on the wine table after graduation.

8. Wallets are like onions. Every time I open them, people will burst into tears.

9. Every time I take a history exam, I feel guilty because I am afraid that I will change history.

10. Girlfriend is a primary school teacher. Once I saw her change her composition, I couldn't help sighing. Children nowadays are really brave, helping grandma all day.

1 1. Finding someone to pay back the money is like a secret love. I always feel embarrassed to say it. If you get up the courage to speak out, you may not even have friends!

12. For high math subjects, three points are doomed, seven points depend on hard work, and the remaining 90 points are really helpless.

13. It's really useless for you to charge a mobile phone for five minutes and talk for two hours, because you can't even find someone to talk to for five minutes, let alone two hours.

14. Today is the birthday of the goddess. In order to be the first to send my blessing, I picked up my mobile phone on time early in the morning and sent a message: sofa.

15. In my sleep, I dreamed that a child shot me with a bow and arrow. I hit him until he said he wouldn't dare next time. I stopped with satisfaction. I asked his name when I left, and he said his name was Cupid.

16. The reason why you think people with fat faces are cute is because meat doesn't grow on their faces.

17. I am a principled person. My principle is only three words, depending on the mood.

18. Spring is sleepy and autumn is lacking, and summer is a nap. There must be a body and soul on the bed.

19. Ready to sing: I hope you are not as good as me, go earlier than me, eat badly and sleep badly, and look very old.

20. People like us giggle at ordinary times and act normal occasionally, and people around us will think you are in a bad mood.

2 1. I spent half my life working hard to get two hundred million yuan, one called amnesia and the other called memory.

22. In fact, only eight words are enough to make girls happy: beautiful, ok, buy, not fat, my fault.

When my parents were young, they owed a lot of money to others and always told them, "We will pay you back twice in the future." Later, they gave birth to me and named me Shuang.

24. Self-timer is such a thing: three points are doomed, and seven points depend on the filter.